#where Scrooge is stroppy he’s losing
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Scrooge: Goldie, I am not having anymore silly arguments with you!
Goldie: water is not wet.
Scrooge: how?! In the actual fuck-
#first of all#just to set the record straight#Scrooge would NEVER say that first line#he LOOOVES their petty little squabbles#he gets off on their stupid argument#and the thrill he feels from their silly shouting matches is unmatched#second thing#Goldie is a petty bitch#who knows every possible way too piss off scrooge#and the perfect way to execute it#((that goes both ways fyi goldies just better at it))#it is in her biology to infuriate people#especially the ones she likes#third#she’s not wrong#water is not wet#what it touches is#now back to scroldie#I need more petty arguments#where Scrooge is stroppy he’s losing#and Goldie is just like fuck you I’m not done with you yet#and also you not getting out of this#Scrooge mcduck is no coward#nor does he lose#nor is he a quitter#however.#when fight with Goldie O’Gilt he becomes a secret fourth thing#bec their is no defeating that woman once she starts#goldie o'gilt#scrooge mcduck
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