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Wylie "Coyote" Torres Seed
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#oc: Wylie#the sims 4#simblr#ts4#he's from Texas#He's a ranch hand#He has a horse named Magpie#Unironically will call you “Darlin'”#Goes to church every Sunday
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help. one of the girls brought up jesus dying yesterday, and the other was like, he died? how? so i explained that the romans crucified him, and she had the most disgusted look on her face, and she said "they did that to a baby?"
#she goes to church like every sunday it's so funny to me#her looking at all the statues of adult jesus like huh i wonder who that guy is. oh well
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Fem shinya & fem guren! & in cute clothes not those uniforms please.
bless you a thousand times for sparing me the fucking uniforms🙏🏻
i've actually been wanting to draw them again for a whiiile so thank you~
#got a tad bit carried away and spent a lot longer on this than planned#it was worth it though. my girls#yuri gureshin truthers#owari no seraph#seraph of the end#shinya hiiragi#guren ichinose#fem gureshin#art stuff#shinya looks like she goes to church every sunday (shoots people in the back)#& guren looks like a greasy sewer rat (probably bites people ((affectionate))#it's so fun to think about what their hair would look like at different ages#like the length..... the style..........#very boring never-changing anime guy hairstyles in canon#ANYWAY i love them
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This might be a controversial take, but I honestly don't think that the most important thing is to believe in God or even Christ specifically but to genuinely try and be a good person. Believing in God is for your benefit, not God's, and trying to be a good person to the world around you is what counts.
#i think that God's rules are absolutely for our benefit and (if done right) give us a better life and help us connect with God#but since almost every religion in the world has a central theme of “be kind to each other” so i'm going to guess that maybe that's pretty-#important to God#the man who goes to church every sunday and still is violently homophobic is not better than the atheist who spends their time#community organizing and helping their neighbors#queer christian#lgbt christian#progressive christian#progressive christianity#trans christian#progressive orthodoxy#queer orthodox
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Fyodor/Nikolai/Sigma, domestic au, but they are painfully slavic and living their best lives, is something that can be so personal.
(this post took forever cause I essentially had to make it twice. I didn't look at what blog I originally posted this to the first time round. shoot me)
#the mixture of Russian. Ukrainian. and Polish would be so beautiful and so messy dear lord#they go to church at least every sunday if not more. Fyodor tunes into a radio midnight mass. Sigma veils when he goes to church#they all help cook so every night is fusion night. they scrounged up an *old* cookbook somewhere cause none of them had any family they-#close enough to to get an authentic grandma's cook book. so they make do with what they've got#they all speak all three languages#they believe in *every* slavic superstituion and piece of folklore. its actually like. hard to exist. they're bordering being annoying with#i say lovingly#breakfast is their favorite time of day. they make fancy teas and kiss and read the paper with the radio going#fyodor has a library of old slavic literature#fyodor and nikolai almost only go by fedya and kolya#nikolai lives up to the smoking/alcohol addiction stereotype and he's proud of it#this post is made by a polish slav that is only just starting to reconnect with the culture my family tried to bury so bare with-#the sparsity please. any suggestions would be lovely!#slavic is a blanket term#slavic#sigma#sigma bsd#sigma bungou stray dogs#bsd sigma#(implied) fem sigma#fyodor dostoevsky#bsd fyodor#fyodor dostoyevsky bsd#nikolai gogol#bsd nikolai#sigfoylai#siglai#fyolai#fyosig#bsd
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@/ homophobic rayman fanboys who insist that he's straight explain this then
#in fairness this was made as a joke. albeit a very funny one#but its one of my favorite rayman related images ever made#if yr wondering where this is from it's from the rayman 3 postmortem presentation.#it's not too hard do find. you can do a quick Google search and its on either archive.org or slideserve.com#please don't nuke my blog 4 this post tumblr st/aff I swear I'm a God honoring man who goes to church every Sunday please#*ramble txt#rayman#suggestive#< I mean it's not very detailed and there aren't any genitals showing but. just to be safe
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so my parish church carries the name of st blase and his feast falls on the 3rd of february so there have been celebrations for a few days now and since he was born in armenia we had the armenian-croatian community as guests today at mass so parts of the prayer and singing were in armenian, it was so beautiful and interesting, i've realized i've never actually heard the armenian language.
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this is not a hot take but you guys project wayyyyy too much. eddie rediscovering religion wouldn't be a terrible arc for him, if done right it could be very beautiful (isn't ryan also religious himself so it's possible that would influence how he wants to tell eddie's story) either way he's going to have to deal with the god-sized elephant in the room. but tbh i think some people are just taking their own issues with religion and faith (fair) and applying it to eddie like "yes he must hate god even more and resent his parents even harder and that will cure him" which is just fucking bizarre
#i get its meant to lead up to queer!eddie but guys what if he learns to interpret spirituality in his own way#and learns to forgive and accept himself? can we not have both things? why does religion = straight to you?#he has to figure out what religion means to him regardless of whether or not he goes to church every sunday#he has to acknowledge the impact this has had on his life and the decisions he's made#also eddie “the universe doesnt scream im a skeptic i dont believe in anythung supernatural” diaz mayybeeeee discovering god#i would eat that shit up#eddie diaz
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given his um. everything. I don’t think Santi is a particularly devout catholic but he does strike me as someone who would have a thing for saints’ devotions, medals, etc.
anyway the reason I bring this up is that I was thinking about him with St Jude (patron saint of hope and lost causes) and St Sebastian (patron of soldiers and traditionally associated with gay men) medals.
#solreefspeak#i technically was raised catholic but no one in my family is religious except my dad and even he only goes to church like once a month#my dad’s parents are actually practicing catholic as in church every sunday and advent wreaths and no meat on fridays in lent etc#but no one on my mom’s side is that religious and none of my dad’s siblings are either#my aunt and uncle are lutheran and it was a whole thing a few years ago with my dad’s extended family#ANYWAY. the point is that saints have always intrigued me even though i am not religious at all. hence this post.#the great library
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okay can we please move past "religion is a matter of what an individual personally 'believes' in all settings" it's fucking stupid
its a comically narrow understanding of religion and is actively counter-productive in most cases where you're trying to ascertain how important religion is or how much it affects society etc
#if you're thinkg is this in response to [post] probably not no#its me whining about stupid tags i saw on a post generally not stupid#anyway#'just because someone goes to church every sunday and wednesday fasts on every according day was baptised#married and will be buried in the church doesnt mean they believe it (the thing that would make them TRULY religious#of course)'
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two people i’ve been friends with have then detransitioned and become dedicated christians after we stopped being friends. thats not a lot but its weird that it happened twice.
#one went from gender questioning bi tentatively coming out of the closet to cishet right wing maniac#and the other went from pan transmasc satanist to cis bi woman who goes to church every sunday and leads roles in big church plays#good for the second one i guess but the first one only did that shit bcz he went to conversion therapy so eeek#sad he went thru that but he is also an awful person and was even when we were friends so#;; my posts#textpost
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Just finished chapter 18 of Babel this book rules
#The kiddos have snapped#Ramy being asked if he goes to church and saying 'I go every Sunday because I am forced to and I mumble apologies to Allah under my breath'#Robin just [redacted]#I was like 'Robin you can kill this guy if you want to'#Also I was thinking Robin should run away because it was obvious things were not going to go well for him but he's gotten himself to accept#how bad Babel is anyways and also now is going to have to run away anyways hdjgkshjg#The previous chapter was so good too#The whole book is good but it's been getting so ouuhhghgh#Babel spoilers
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the places where i think religion made me Weird are i think morally doing (consensual) fucked up shit to corpses is fine but i find the actual processes of embalming and cremation to be violating and disgusting on an instinctual level. and also i think judaica tattoos are insanely tacky if not outright disrespectful even when other jews get them. and generally seeing tattoos in jewish spaces is a weird feeling. but overall i am i think a chill guy for being considerably more religious (or idk, knowing/caring more about religion) than the average person. idc about promiscuity or gender roles or whatever. i just feel guilty every time i eat shrimp.
#just very used to the idea that tattoos are fundamentally unjewish#but like none of this is smth id say something judgmental to somebody over#it's just hangups i notice i have bc of my upbringing#it's also like... i am not particularly religious by Jewish standards#i mean jewish standards are totally all over the place- im an outstanding jew compared to holiday only jews#but a terrible jew by orthodox standards given that i don't keep kosher or observe traditional rules around the sabbath etc etc#but for christains like as far as i can tell half their rules r shit they made up that isn't in the new testament#like they don't approach religious rules in at all the same way (technically don't they just do the ten commandments?)#it seems to be more about how much time you put into religion than how observant you are bc theres not. as much to observe right?#like i think a christian teenager that goes to church every sunday and goes to dinner with old church ladies on the reg#probably they are Very Religious and also prolly sheltered#but me a jew who does that im not even a proper mensch#also being interfaith makes it weird and just not having good extended family in general#my mom is very passionate about judaism but her mom dgaf and all the other extended family is christian#so all i got is like stories about my dead greatgrandparents and all the stuff my mom picked up from them#nobody speaks yiddish or hebrew fluently. there's no objects rlly passed down bc my grandma was ashamed of her judaism. that kind of thing.#all of my jewish culture comes from synagogue and it was similar for my mom growing up too
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its so funny how one of the bad things about my original family was religious and would have disowned me if they found out i wasn't cishet and also was a furry
so of course CPS... sent me to even more religious foster home
#like they got god merch and the foster mom goes to church every sunday#get me out of here ple-#ventful report
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Friends, strangers, I want to share with you something I long thought I’d hallucinated, but which today I have discovered was absolutely real.
In the 90s my mum went to a number of Star Trek conventions and would often come home with a fan made tshirt. I need you to understand that my mother, barely 5’ tall, a catholic who to this day goes to church every Sunday, who was never heard to utter a swear word until I was in my twenties, who taught Grade One for decades at the local primary school. This woman, pure and innocent, went to a Star Trek convention and not only saw this tshirt but PURCHASED IT and now it’s been rediscovered in the garage and I’ve never been happier in my life.
I asked her what she was thinking and she said that she thought it was funny but when she brought it home my dad was (aside from side splittingly amused) absolutely adamant that she couldn’t wear it out in public because SHE WANTED TO DO THAT!! Grade One teacher, church on Sunday mum wanted to wear this around town! Who IS this woman I thought I knew??
Anyway now I have this awesome tshirt and I sort of want to frame it.
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Demon Priest knows you hate to beg, and he’d never be one to make you do so. No, not his blessing. His gift. His everything. He lives to serve you. Whatever you ask for he will acquire without hesitation. But that doesn’t mean he can’t make you admit how badly you need him in other ways.
He bends you over the alter, the church empty. But Demon Priest would worship you in front of the masses if only you’d let him. He rubs his cock along your dripping slit, mixing his precum with your slick. Your pussy throbs, senses tingling. He’s so close to where you need him most.
“Put in—hmm— put it in,” you moan, hips wiggling against his. His cock catches onto your entrance and you suck in a harsh breath. He chuckles lowly in your ear.
“Oh, you want something? Tell me what you want, precious dove,” he rasps, his voice sending sparks that go straight to your core. A long whine leaves you.
“You know what.”
“But I wanna hear you say it, my love. What would you like me to stuff inside you,” he starts, his voice turning into a rough growls as his claws dig into your hips.
A high pitched mewl tears from your throat and echos off the empty church walls. No one but him and God there to witness such a blessed sound.
“Your cock!” You shout in desperation, pussy clenching around the bit of his tip pressed against you.
“How bad you want it?” He asks darkly as he starts to push in.
You let out a long moan, pushing back to help suck in his cock but his claws keep you in your place. You’re stuck going at his pace and he goes as slow as he seems bearable. The warmth of your slick walls proving relief for the stinging pain in his feet.
“S-sooo bad,” you whine, feeling the way your body slowly stretches around his girth, accommodating such a dizzying size. Every vein brushes along your depths and your body pulses with need.
Demon Priest huffs out a growl with every breath as your tightness nearly suffocates him. He leans over you, his frame swallowing your plump body, surrounding you with him and only him. His hot breath fans your ear and you clench around him, only serving to make him snarl at you.
“Now what would you like? You know I live to serve my God,” he says, voice sounding more demonic by the second.
“M-move.”
“Move?” He asks, his voice almost playful as he starts pulling out of you. You immediately whine in protest, core clenching around him to keep him trapped inside. Demon Priest lightly scrapes along your belly to restrain himself, his jaw clenching.
“Fuck me, please!” You cry out and Demon Priest roars, slamming his cock inside you at full force.
A massive claw reaches and brings your head down onto the alter. Keeping you positioned perfectly for him as Demon Priest brutally fucks up into your sopping cunt. From your place on your alter you can only just see his true demonic form and your pussy ripples along his length, making his thrusts grow even rougher as he splits you open on his cock.
“As you so command, little dove,” he says deeply through broken moans.
His eyes flash and you know you’ve unleashed something within him that you can’t contain. At least not until he’s forced a few dozen orgasms out of your ruined pussy.
But it’s alright. There isn’t another service until next Sunday. And Demon Priest is going to take advantage of every second he has alone with you inside this holy sanctum, and yours.
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