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maskedtwilight · 5 months ago

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After Work Pick Up

#ascendance of a bookworm #gunther #karstedt #old man yaoi #honzuki #God I wish I was either of them

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lucabyte · 4 months ago

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On autonomy, and what it means to be Obliged to Help.

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#a homestuck walks into an antechamber and asks #hey is anybody going to make this dynamic wholly deterministic and thus dubiously consensual by its very nature #ANYWAY bigger ramble below. scroll down like usual #isat spoilers #isat #isat fanart #isat siffrin #isat loop #sifloop #THATS RIGHT WE'RE STILL SHIP TAGGING IT BABYYYY #in stars and time #in stars and time fanart #lucabyteart #RAMBLE START: anyway i think loop is wrong here. they have it backwards. as-- in my opinion--#the main reason they could be called back into existence postcanon is because *their* wish for help is still not complete #they still need help. siffrin still needs help. neither of them will ever stop needing help.#they will thus uphold the wish until the end of siffrin's natural lifespan.#that said. what does it mean that loop can be so wholly forced to abide by siffrin's wants?#(assuming the dagger cutscene posession is them being forced to uphold the 'help siffrin' wish via harsh universe logic)#[as opposed to something capricious and cruel the change god did. which feels out of character for the change god to me?]#much like how the island wish and duplicate objects are neutered by simply sliding off people's brains...#is loop subtly ushered toward their wish? obviously it's not a full override (see: the bossfight). but is there any interference?#and if so. so what? does it matter? if they don't notice? is it even real if they don't notice?#and even if they do notice. the universe leads we follow. how much do either of them value their free will in a belief system like that?#the whole game is dedicated to siffrin habitually NOT excersizing his free will. doing things the same Every Time.#Loop ESPECIALLY does this. predetermined predetermined predetermined even in the FACE OF CHANGE. REFUSING. ANY CHOICE.#Maybe they'd even be comforted by having a universe-ordained purpose even if it is subservient. even if its to Him.#(though. i can't see siffrin enjoying the idea that someone is subservient TO them... then all their suffering is his fault...)#loop got into this mess via WANTING too much. no more free will. can't be trusted with it. take it away from them.#but yeah. gets my greasy detective pony hands all over this. and everyone please do remember i like to make characters Outright Wrong A Lot

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blitheringbongus · 8 months ago

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Personally I think they’d be cute

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professorjirt · 2 months ago

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I’ve discovered my favorite genre of Bagginshield art is where Thorin is a lovesick idiot who is Losing It and Bilbo is unbothered or oblivious to Thorin’s suffering LMAO

#thorin oakenshield #bilbo baggins #bagginshield #if anyone has more please send it to me I have like four rn #I know I made a post a while back talking about how I wish there were more posts that focused on each of their lives outside of each other #and I still stand by that but I also can’t deny the fun in a Important Dwarf like Thorin turning into an idiot around Bilbo #tbh this works even platonically. this guy has friends bc he’s lucky not bc he’s actually friendly #so I can imagine becoming friends with Bilbo is like ‘fuck now I have to be nice bc he WILL actually leave. uh. oh god’#love men who are grouchy and offputting <3 #and Bilbo is oblivious not as a flaw but bc he’s just not wired that way and he’s just accepting that Thorin is weird #bc he has no basis of which to assume he isn’t just Like That sometimes same way the dwarves don’t know shit abt hobbits #and it’s not as like. Bilbo being extremely innocent either he’s just not thinking about it LMAO #and Bilbo Also doesn’t have a ton of friends (different reasons but he IS also grouchy and petty) and he’s just ‘?? ok’#they’re both fucking stupid and everyone around them is dying and in anguish #I particularly enjoy when a character who is emotionally constipated and stoic and whatever just starts losing it #not even necessarily in a sappy or angsty way just. those emotions gotta come out eventually #so for a guy like Thorin who takes himself seriously and is very closed off emotionally it’s fun to just imagine that facade cracking #meanwhile Bilbo is just like ‘you ok??’#Bilbo himself has some emotional issues so it’s double the entertainment

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totallyradicalmucky · 6 months ago

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Most chaotic polycule

#muckyart #wander over yonder #woy wander #woy hater #woy commander peepers #woy sylvia #wtf is this ship name #I thought about this #it’d definitely be something stupid but cute #probably from either hater or wander #‘TheGreatestCule’#idk #cries hard in the lava theory and the dynamics between them #god I wish we got season three

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cozylittleartblog · 2 years ago

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diversity win your spam emails are queer

#deltarune #spamton #swatch #art #doodles #pansexual #lgbt #bigshot spamton #stupid joke ive had sitting in my head for months whjbfghbjdfg. artist brain override gay brain (me too). good for him though!!#me refilling my printer ink tanks: omg my printer is pan... soooo coool....#and dont forget that he owned the mettaton dress of transgenderism either. arguably this has the trans flag colors too #wait theres a car joke here also. TransAm? more like TransPan. haha nice #+ his glasses fit the theme so Bonus Spam + i changed my 90s swat a little again #they're just gonna be different every time i draw them. for funsies. and thats fine. i havent even posted 90s queen yet SMFH !!!!!#there's something to be said about metaphors in their 90s fashion choices. something something more colorful design back then #something something not hiding their eyes yet something something Learned A Lesson....#you could read that a certain way. or perhaps not #obligatory 'my swatch uses they them' tag #obligatory 'fine to tag as ship if you want idc' tag #obligatory 'oh god i swear im trying so hard to draw and post more' tag #i saw a tag on a post from like 2019 that said 'man i only posted 9 times last month!' and im like. god. i wish i could post 9 times a #month Now???? honey you had a big storm comin #i just keep starting things i dont have the energy to finish. except for a silly gay color profile joke apparently #im sure the Smoke Smell goes reeeal good with the Dumpster Smell btw.

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skullsandcorals · 1 year ago

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HAPPY HALLOWEEN 🎃 ! Got self-indulgent here 🤭👀

(click for better quality if you're on the mobile app. don't repost.)

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#Happy Halloween besties 😘😚🫶#(← haven't finished this yet as I'm typing this so I'm hoping I get this done on time lmaoo)#pjo/hoo #my art 💙#percy jackson and the olympians #heroes of olympus #percy jackson #nico di angelo #jason grace #rachel elizabeth dare #grover underwood #percico #nicercy #jercy #perachel #grovercy #I just drew Percy like that aksjsk I didn't plan on assigning a specific ship per Percy. still don't tbh.#it was meant to be just Nico but then I wanted multiple Percy ships :))#Percy is my little Barbie doll. or Ken doll. either. dressing them up is fun but god I wish I didn't take ages to render.#got tired of rendering and it SHOWS #sorry besties 😔😔😔#“don't repost” as if anyone would LMAOO #THE FILE GOT DAMAGED AS SOON AS I DRAFTED THIS I'M CRYING #augh way less suggestive than I wanted it to be but hey. baby steps.

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triglycercule · 4 months ago

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love the idea of horror and dust just absolutely doing the bare fucking minimum if they got "recruited" (definitely abducted or offered a deal that really fucks them over). because if they're forced to be there they might as well not try

nightmare would tell horror to cook for the other dumbasses he hires because apparently people need to EAT??? jokes on him because all horror makes is some burnt steak. horror actually doesn't know how to cook that well so he heated up a pan, poured a shitton of oil into it and threw the beef into the pan. he immediately began to pray when he saw the oil explosion (dw he still ate that 🤢🤢)

dust would make it his life's goal to be as annoying to nightmare as the human was to him. he leaves dirty socks everywhere. probably more than just dirty socks everywhere actually and aint nobody in the castle cleaning that shit up so nightmare has to deal with dust's dirty laundry everywhere. there's a coincidentally large pile of dirty shirts in the hall leading to his office

missions are the absolute worst for the fake octopus mafia leader. dust stands there and speaks with the most monotonous "get me the hell out of here so i can nap" voice. horror just scratches his head and looks around all confused as if he's a dementia patient that forgot what he was doing. horror's axe is "coincidentally" not sharpened. dust is putting in so little effort into fighting that his eyelights are still white and not even red and cyan. nightmare is very much so pissed at these two slackers

#and then killer gets more work as a result of horror & dust's slacking. peak dynamics #nigntmare either kills them. or he gets killer to kill them. or he ships them off to underocean to drown or smth #jokes on him the next 10 horrors and dusts are just as lazy if not worse #nightmare only got lucky ONCE with killer and then every other bad sans absolutely fucking despises him #as if killer doesn't either but yk he covers it up X3 #god i love horror and dust i love them horrordust my DUMB FUCKS i wish they were real #dust sans #horror sans #murder time trio #nightmare sans #bad sans gang #bad sanses #nightmare's gang

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monotone-artist · 1 month ago

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*tails voice* ok!

#monotoneart #sonic #sonic the hedgehog #shadow the hedgehog #maria robotnik #ark siblings #sonic x shadow generations #sonic x shadow generations spoilers #sxsg #sxsg spoilers #shadow dark beginnings #i do wish we got to see more of the other side of their dynamic with /shadow/ taking care of maria #esp since ive always imagined them like ''maria teaches shadow how to be a person and shadow teaches maria how to be a kid''#....but that is just my own headcanon at the end of the day. alas.#either way by GOD this episode broke my heart <3 #super looking forward to the game

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raticalshoez · 2 months ago

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i'm having hyperfixation drought so i did what i did best and created a crossover episode

#trafficblr #life series #hermitcraft #qsmp #the drought's been crazy i had to make qsmp x life series/hermitcraft you don't understand i literally had to #i literally cannot tag all of the cubitos without going over the limit so i'm gonna use them to rant about these doodles instead #when i tell you that i think dl!pearl would've loved tilín i'm telling you i think she would've LOVED them like.#something about just wanting to find love at every turn but feeling unwanted spdihgpisadhfpa. and also tilín's name is similar to tilly LOL #the jelly egg is just like if the double life jelly pandas were just an egg that scar loves with all his heart and grian reluctantly accept #i think out of all the duos in qsmp. the one i would want to see in the dl soumate premise the most is slimeriana. it's the dysfunctionalit #i made a post in the past about pac and tango being my fav cubitos bcs they were both crazy cartoonish and like scientists #but it kinda felt like a disservice to leave mike and zedaph out because to me they're argubly crazier and more cartoonish #missa and tim are paired bcs i just really wanted an excuse to draw the wet cats and it just so happened they both have relations to death #skizz and jaiden as the lawyers who were SHOCKINGLY good at their jobs like they cooked with that one #(was also gonna draw joe and roier as bad lawyers but i was running outta steam)#someone's already made a post about grian and (el) quackity and their eye entities so not much elaboration needed there #fit and etho just give the same vibe to be as a dude who has a reputation and is well-known and seems intimidating #i also made fit's arms way too skinny and i don't like it...but i'm not gonna go back and change it now i spent embarassingly long on this #but then his silliness is brought out by The Narrative #foolish and bdubs is one of my favorite drawings because i just knew i wanted to highlight the silly height difference #just realized they're also both god-like figures at least at some point #cellbit and rendog. cat and dog and lore. enough said about their connection.#i couldn't decide who fit etoiles combat hungry anime protagonist vibe best bcs martyn was originally paired with him #but i wanted martyn with phil so i went with my second options: joel and gem #i couldn't draw them mid rage but essentially the title is derived from “WHO KILLED EMPANADA” and “do me a favor. die for me.”#philza minecraft and martyn inthelittlewood. they feel like twins but one is evil (it's martyn)#SOMETHING I FORGOT THAT I WISH I ADDED: BBH AND BIGB AS THE ENTITIES WHO LIE. I HATE MYSELF HOW COULD I FORGET THAT #if i were to pair impulse with someone it would be tubbo? either him or scar would've been with tubbo #and then lizzie i just did not know who i wanted to pair her with. no one really does it like her in my opinion #scott's someone i also had no idea who to put him with he's just so...him...

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torchstelechos · 4 months ago

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People be like, how you doing? And I'm like, Loop is never going to see their family again.

#Isat #Isat spoilers #Isat loop #I'm just. Thinking so hard.#About Loop and what happened at the end of the loops #And what dev said about when you restart the game #Is it a different loop is it the same loop will loop every be free?#Did loop wish themself into a new loop of helping other thems reach their goal?#Either way.... Loop will never see their family again. Because they have Changed and their family has not.#God fuck fuck I love them and I hate them in equal measures #If I ever met them I don't even know what I would do first #Probably give them contact information to a real good therapist???#But honestly I think I'd hug them if they'd let me cause I would burst into tears if they were real #Loop is my worst nightmare because I was loop and I think that's the bad part of the whole ordeal #What do you do when your family can not help you but you help yourself? Are the bonds the same? Different?#How do you reconcile that with your love for your family?#God this little bitch makes me feel so much

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adustoflove · 2 months ago

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I always think well if I dated a man, I wouldn't feel as insane. I wouldn't feel so awful or jealous. And then I remember why I came to the conclusion that I'm a lesbian. I just wouldn't care if it were a man. I just can't bring myself to care about men like that 😔😩😭

#personal #I've definitely been like oh hes paying attention to another girl thats a shame :((( about it like damn you were supposed to pine for me #forever and ever #but its never like I'm going to kill someone over it. I don't feel sick about it. I don't feel bone crushing sorrow #😭😔#but I feel like maybe I experience comphet a tad? because I look at cute couples like jenna and julien #or jessi and ty and wish to have that. like i want what they have so bad but also that will never be me because im gay #i wish there was more lesbian and gay rep in media #god does not LIKE ME . he said here is. bad parents who hate you. here is bpd and other undiagnosed issues #and other undiagnosed issues that were probably half the reason you felt so isolated in your high school experience. thanks to bad parents #here is 🩷 COMPHET!!!!!!!!!!@@ you're actually GAY and those boys you were crazy for? yeah . they were cute and all but thats IT #NO emotional connection!!!! none at ALL!!!!! 😍😍😍 you also don't feel sexually attracted to them either ♡#but what DO i feel for men?? just comphet? I feel something I think but its not love. its not a craving . its like #I want to be worshipped by a man and then tell him no 🩷 i want nothing to do with you but you should like me actually #??????????????????#does that make me a bad person? do I care if it does? I mean

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shannonsketches · 3 months ago

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#dbtag #silly hours #god #I feel like that's a really clear and consistent thing throughout the entirety of the manga but OTL leave it to Toei!!!!#lays on the floor I wish people were less afraid of letting “good guys” be flawed and selfish and reckless without having to like.#idk vilify them?#like Goku does and always has had a ton of negative qualities about him but what keeps him a protag and what keeps those negatives charming #is that 1) he never promises to be anything Else. If you're upset by his behavior that's a you problem Goku's just doing Goku #He's only upset when Other People get hurt because 2) almost none of those negative qualities contain any malice whatsoever #even as a kid when he was 'i killed that guy' it was like 'i solved a problem why are you mad (gen)' not 'good fucking riddance lol'#and he kept that as an adult too even when he learned more about compassion he's still 'well if you're not gonna stop i have to kill you'#it's never 'fuck off and die' it's always 'listen buddy either you knock it off or i knock you out there is no option c '#and god i love that Goku. I spent so long thinking I hated Goku growing up but I only hated Toei's Goku. Toriyama's Goku is GREAT.#like look if an antagonist is just a hero with the wrong perspective a hero is just a villain with the right one #and the fact that Goku has all of the qualities of a villain with none of the malice or intention makes him SO POWERFUL as a character #Goku doesn't like bystanders getting hurt. That doesn't make him less chaotic and self-centered and simplistic in his worldview.#A hero sacrifices his loved ones to save the world -- a villain sacrifices the world to save his loved ones --#Goku sacrifices himself because you cannot kill him in any way that matters #idskahds anyway here's another essay in the tags for your wednesday evening scroll #the justification the interviewer gave was that the anime was for kids but my beef with that is that Hero Tropes strip chaotic characters #of their emotions. Goku's conflicts are emotional. Goku's power is emotional. Goku's childlikeness keep him authentically emotional.#MORE kids -- ESPECIALLY little boys -- deserve a male protagonist who leans into his emotions to persevere and win.#Super deciding his “angelic state” would kill him makes me want to tear my hair out lmao Goku's EMOTIONS are too strong to hold it.#you could've just asked toriyama about it why'd you decide on the most basic high-stakes shorthand possible OTL #aNYWAY #media analysis #in the tags at least lol

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quirkle2 · 1 year ago

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he's such a fuckin nerd

#qkdraws #id in alt #best thing abt drawing characters with canonically terrible fashion senses #is that i (bad at fashion) can draw him in Whatever I Want #bc the result will either be comments like ''oh my god look at that fit that's so ugly and on brand /pos''#OR ''YO TERU'S WEARING SMTH GOOD FOR ONCE THANK GOD''#i always win. there is no losing here #that fit in the corner ? idk if it's good. i have no fuckin clue #maybe it's bad. maybe it's rly cute. i don't fucking know #and i never will. and neither will teru #mp100 #mob psycho 100 #mp100 teruki #teruki hanazawa #typoed his name yesterday as ''teruki bananzawa''#so . what with that what u will #im kind of obsessed w him a lil bit #u know it's a good show when u can't even pick a fav character bc u love them all sm #is it reigen is it mob is it ritsu is it teru who knows #one thing i do regret with my fic is that i wish i had included more teru #he needed more screen time .... i robbed him

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concrete-3ater · 2 months ago

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if I had a nickel for every time I was in a fandom and a child character had a breakdown and did something that accidentally hurt another character, and then the fandom all turned on the character and vilified them because they [the fandom] can’t understand that sometimes 14 year olds make mistakes when they’re going through something traumatic, I would have 2 nickels

not a lot but it really is weird it happened twice

#This is targeted at anyone who vilifies Gon from hxh or Homura from pmmm #”Gon was manipulative towards Killua and took advantage of him” shut up shut the fuck up #”Homura never actually cared about any of the other girls she only cared about Madoka” never touch the internet ever again you absolute idi #I’m sorry that some of you incells can’t understand moral complexity or that characters can’t always be 100% good all the time #they were kids #they were only 14 #At the same time saying stuff like this is actively undermining both Gon and Homuras characters but also Killua and Madokas as well #Killua and Gons friendship was kinda toxic from the beginning. They were each others first ever friends #and they didn’t really know how to have any #Gon was literally having a mental breakdown confronting the person who killed the closest thing he had ever had to a father #can you really blame him for lashing out???#And Homura #don’t get me started on the amount of idiots in the pmmm fandom who think she’s evil because he did what she thought was best for Madoka #she heard Madoka say she was unhappy being a god and how lonely she was and she took action #if she didn’t care about the other girls then WHY DID THE CLARA DOLLA DRAG THEM INTO HER LABYRINTH???#WHY DID SHE MAKE SURE THEY WERE ALL HAPPY WHEN SHE REWROTE THE UNIVERSE??#she tried for years to save Madoka just to fail when she made her final wish to become a god #imagine how she felt when she realized she wasn’t happy with that outcome either #when she realized she was all alone #she just wanted for her to be happy.#i swear to god #if you think either Gon or Homura are evil you might as well just block me now #because I fully believe you should not be allowed internet access #rant #rant post #pmmm #madoka magica #homura akemi #puella magi madoka magica #madoka kamane

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deoidesign · 5 months ago

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I'm caught now, what's the comic about? I'm guessing demons from your tags but I want to know more (without spoiling anything)

I'm so glad you asked.

I wanna say so much but I don't want to spoil anything... I'll do my best.

It's about demons, yes... But also mermaids, curses, murder, and love... The sweetest mermaid in the world gets magically stuck with an asshole demon warlord.

Thrust into a world of crime, murder, lies, and secrets, Luciel is completely out of their depth... And cursed to live in the ocean for the rest of his life, Zagan is a fish out of water.

Zagan is trying to solve the mystery of his own murder, while also navigating trying to cure his new curse AND gathering souls so he doesn't get sent back to hell. While Luciel is happy to tag along, Zagan is new to cooperation and is forced to adapt... And Luciel soon discovers there might have been a BIT more danger than they signed up for.

It follows the two of them as they solve a mystery, uncover new secrets, and navigate the dangers of the world while also discovering its many wonders!

And also maybe falling in love...

This is sort of the vibe... I haven't finished any episodes yet. These aren't canon scenes. I keep drawing just a couple panels or small strips of scenes that MIGHT happen cause I'm so excited it's not even funny I want to make it so bad

I can't stop drawing them it's a problem. I have work I have to do...

#we were legion #GOD ITS SO GOOD ITS NOT EVEN FUNNY #I KEEP GETTING STRUCK WITH NEW SCENES #you guys have no idea how hard this is for me #I have to finish time and time again but it makes me so sad to work on it HAHAHA #I have to go back...#but we were legion is just SO enticing...#ughhhhhh #I have to wait #I have to commit myself to waiting or I'll never come back!!!#that's not true. but #LMAO #I just should wait it's not healthy to split myself between projects.#my goal is for this to be my main source of income #and my goal is for this to uhm. be. NOT with webtoon.#like I'll post it there #but I want to make a living without them #they're getting worse and worse to work for #it makes me need to ask for people's support #and I'm sorry about that #I wish I didn't need money so I could just make you guys comics all day #but the unfortunate reality is SOMEONE needs to give me money for it LOL #and either that's a company who has the ability to cut it short and will take some of the comic from me #or it's my readers...#so. I want it to be my readers...#I just like you guys more HAHAHA #eltrolodecadadia #asks

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