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maskedtwilight · 3 months

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After Work Pick Up

#ascendance of a bookworm #gunther #karstedt #old man yaoi #honzuki #God I wish I was either of them

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lucabyte · 2 months

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On autonomy, and what it means to be Obliged to Help.

Bonus:

#a homestuck walks into an antechamber and asks #hey is anybody going to make this dynamic wholly deterministic and thus dubiously consensual by its very nature #ANYWAY bigger ramble below. scroll down like usual #isat spoilers #isat #isat fanart #isat siffrin #isat loop #sifloop #THATS RIGHT WE'RE STILL SHIP TAGGING IT BABYYYY #in stars and time #in stars and time fanart #lucabyteart #RAMBLE START: anyway i think loop is wrong here. they have it backwards. as-- in my opinion--#the main reason they could be called back into existence postcanon is because *their* wish for help is still not complete #they still need help. siffrin still needs help. neither of them will ever stop needing help.#they will thus uphold the wish until the end of siffrin's natural lifespan.#that said. what does it mean that loop can be so wholly forced to abide by siffrin's wants?#(assuming the dagger cutscene posession is them being forced to uphold the 'help siffrin' wish via harsh universe logic)#[as opposed to something capricious and cruel the change god did. which feels out of character for the change god to me?]#much like how the island wish and duplicate objects are neutered by simply sliding off people's brains...#is loop subtly ushered toward their wish? obviously it's not a full override (see: the bossfight). but is there any interference?#and if so. so what? does it matter? if they don't notice? is it even real if they don't notice?#and even if they do notice. the universe leads we follow. how much do either of them value their free will in a belief system like that?#the whole game is dedicated to siffrin habitually NOT excersizing his free will. doing things the same Every Time.#Loop ESPECIALLY does this. predetermined predetermined predetermined even in the FACE OF CHANGE. REFUSING. ANY CHOICE.#Maybe they'd even be comforted by having a universe-ordained purpose even if it is subservient. even if its to Him.#(though. i can't see siffrin enjoying the idea that someone is subservient TO them... then all their suffering is his fault...)#loop got into this mess via WANTING too much. no more free will. can't be trusted with it. take it away from them.#but yeah. gets my greasy detective pony hands all over this. and everyone please do remember i like to make characters Outright Wrong A Lot

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blitheringbongus · 6 months

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Personally I think they’d be cute

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totallyradicalmucky · 4 months

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Most chaotic polycule

#muckyart #wander over yonder #woy wander #woy hater #woy commander peepers #woy sylvia #wtf is this ship name #I thought about this #it’d definitely be something stupid but cute #probably from either hater or wander #‘TheGreatestCule’#idk #cries hard in the lava theory and the dynamics between them #god I wish we got season three

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cozylittleartblog · 1 year

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diversity win your spam emails are queer

#deltarune #spamton #swatch #art #doodles #pansexual #lgbt #bigshot spamton #stupid joke ive had sitting in my head for months whjbfghbjdfg. artist brain override gay brain (me too). good for him though!!#me refilling my printer ink tanks: omg my printer is pan... soooo coool....#and dont forget that he owned the mettaton dress of transgenderism either. arguably this has the trans flag colors too #wait theres a car joke here also. TransAm? more like TransPan. haha nice #+ his glasses fit the theme so Bonus Spam + i changed my 90s swat a little again #they're just gonna be different every time i draw them. for funsies. and thats fine. i havent even posted 90s queen yet SMFH !!!!!#there's something to be said about metaphors in their 90s fashion choices. something something more colorful design back then #something something not hiding their eyes yet something something Learned A Lesson....#you could read that a certain way. or perhaps not #obligatory 'my swatch uses they them' tag #obligatory 'fine to tag as ship if you want idc' tag #obligatory 'oh god i swear im trying so hard to draw and post more' tag #i saw a tag on a post from like 2019 that said 'man i only posted 9 times last month!' and im like. god. i wish i could post 9 times a #month Now???? honey you had a big storm comin #i just keep starting things i dont have the energy to finish. except for a silly gay color profile joke apparently #im sure the Smoke Smell goes reeeal good with the Dumpster Smell btw.

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skullsandcorals · 11 months

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HAPPY HALLOWEEN 🎃 ! Got self-indulgent here 🤭👀

(click for better quality if you're on the mobile app. don't repost.)

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#Happy Halloween besties 😘😚🫶#(← haven't finished this yet as I'm typing this so I'm hoping I get this done on time lmaoo)#pjo/hoo #my art 💙#percy jackson and the olympians #heroes of olympus #percy jackson #nico di angelo #jason grace #rachel elizabeth dare #grover underwood #percico #nicercy #jercy #perachel #grovercy #I just drew Percy like that aksjsk I didn't plan on assigning a specific ship per Percy. still don't tbh.#it was meant to be just Nico but then I wanted multiple Percy ships :))#Percy is my little Barbie doll. or Ken doll. either. dressing them up is fun but god I wish I didn't take ages to render.#got tired of rendering and it SHOWS #sorry besties 😔😔😔#“don't repost” as if anyone would LMAOO #THE FILE GOT DAMAGED AS SOON AS I DRAFTED THIS I'M CRYING #augh way less suggestive than I wanted it to be but hey. baby steps.

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triglycercule · 2 months

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love the idea of horror and dust just absolutely doing the bare fucking minimum if they got "recruited" (definitely abducted or offered a deal that really fucks them over). because if they're forced to be there they might as well not try

nightmare would tell horror to cook for the other dumbasses he hires because apparently people need to EAT??? jokes on him because all horror makes is some burnt steak. horror actually doesn't know how to cook that well so he heated up a pan, poured a shitton of oil into it and threw the beef into the pan. he immediately began to pray when he saw the oil explosion (dw he still ate that 🤢🤢)

dust would make it his life's goal to be as annoying to nightmare as the human was to him. he leaves dirty socks everywhere. probably more than just dirty socks everywhere actually and aint nobody in the castle cleaning that shit up so nightmare has to deal with dust's dirty laundry everywhere. there's a coincidentally large pile of dirty shirts in the hall leading to his office

missions are the absolute worst for the fake octopus mafia leader. dust stands there and speaks with the most monotonous "get me the hell out of here so i can nap" voice. horror just scratches his head and looks around all confused as if he's a dementia patient that forgot what he was doing. horror's axe is "coincidentally" not sharpened. dust is putting in so little effort into fighting that his eyelights are still white and not even red and cyan. nightmare is very much so pissed at these two slackers

#and then killer gets more work as a result of horror & dust's slacking. peak dynamics #nigntmare either kills them. or he gets killer to kill them. or he ships them off to underocean to drown or smth #jokes on him the next 10 horrors and dusts are just as lazy if not worse #nightmare only got lucky ONCE with killer and then every other bad sans absolutely fucking despises him #as if killer doesn't either but yk he covers it up X3 #god i love horror and dust i love them horrordust my DUMB FUCKS i wish they were real #dust sans #horror sans #murder time trio #nightmare sans #bad sans gang #bad sanses #nightmare's gang

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torchstelechos · 2 months

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People be like, how you doing? And I'm like, Loop is never going to see their family again.

#Isat #Isat spoilers #Isat loop #I'm just. Thinking so hard.#About Loop and what happened at the end of the loops #And what dev said about when you restart the game #Is it a different loop is it the same loop will loop every be free?#Did loop wish themself into a new loop of helping other thems reach their goal?#Either way.... Loop will never see their family again. Because they have Changed and their family has not.#God fuck fuck I love them and I hate them in equal measures #If I ever met them I don't even know what I would do first #Probably give them contact information to a real good therapist???#But honestly I think I'd hug them if they'd let me cause I would burst into tears if they were real #Loop is my worst nightmare because I was loop and I think that's the bad part of the whole ordeal #What do you do when your family can not help you but you help yourself? Are the bonds the same? Different?#How do you reconcile that with your love for your family?#God this little bitch makes me feel so much

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shannonsketches · 24 days

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#dbtag #silly hours #god #I feel like that's a really clear and consistent thing throughout the entirety of the manga but OTL leave it to Toei!!!!#lays on the floor I wish people were less afraid of letting “good guys” be flawed and selfish and reckless without having to like.#idk vilify them?#like Goku does and always has had a ton of negative qualities about him but what keeps him a protag and what keeps those negatives charming #is that 1) he never promises to be anything Else. If you're upset by his behavior that's a you problem Goku's just doing Goku #He's only upset when Other People get hurt because 2) almost none of those negative qualities contain any malice whatsoever #even as a kid when he was 'i killed that guy' it was like 'i solved a problem why are you mad (gen)' not 'good fucking riddance lol'#and he kept that as an adult too even when he learned more about compassion he's still 'well if you're not gonna stop i have to kill you'#it's never 'fuck off and die' it's always 'listen buddy either you knock it off or i knock you out there is no option c '#and god i love that Goku. I spent so long thinking I hated Goku growing up but I only hated Toei's Goku. Toriyama's Goku is GREAT.#like look if an antagonist is just a hero with the wrong perspective a hero is just a villain with the right one #and the fact that Goku has all of the qualities of a villain with none of the malice or intention makes him SO POWERFUL as a character #Goku doesn't like bystanders getting hurt. That doesn't make him less chaotic and self-centered and simplistic in his worldview.#A hero sacrifices his loved ones to save the world -- a villain sacrifices the world to save his loved ones --#Goku sacrifices himself because you cannot kill him in any way that matters #idskahds anyway here's another essay in the tags for your wednesday evening scroll #the justification the interviewer gave was that the anime was for kids but my beef with that is that Hero Tropes strip chaotic characters #of their emotions. Goku's conflicts are emotional. Goku's power is emotional. Goku's childlikeness keep him authentically emotional.#MORE kids -- ESPECIALLY little boys -- deserve a male protagonist who leans into his emotions to persevere and win.#Super deciding his “angelic state” would kill him makes me want to tear my hair out lmao Goku's EMOTIONS are too strong to hold it.#you could've just asked toriyama about it why'd you decide on the most basic high-stakes shorthand possible OTL #aNYWAY #media analysis #in the tags at least lol

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quirkle2 · 1 year

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he's such a fuckin nerd

#qkdraws #id in alt #best thing abt drawing characters with canonically terrible fashion senses #is that i (bad at fashion) can draw him in Whatever I Want #bc the result will either be comments like ''oh my god look at that fit that's so ugly and on brand /pos''#OR ''YO TERU'S WEARING SMTH GOOD FOR ONCE THANK GOD''#i always win. there is no losing here #that fit in the corner ? idk if it's good. i have no fuckin clue #maybe it's bad. maybe it's rly cute. i don't fucking know #and i never will. and neither will teru #mp100 #mob psycho 100 #mp100 teruki #teruki hanazawa #typoed his name yesterday as ''teruki bananzawa''#so . what with that what u will #im kind of obsessed w him a lil bit #u know it's a good show when u can't even pick a fav character bc u love them all sm #is it reigen is it mob is it ritsu is it teru who knows #one thing i do regret with my fic is that i wish i had included more teru #he needed more screen time .... i robbed him

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deoidesign · 3 months

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I'm caught now, what's the comic about? I'm guessing demons from your tags but I want to know more (without spoiling anything)

I'm so glad you asked.

I wanna say so much but I don't want to spoil anything... I'll do my best.

It's about demons, yes... But also mermaids, curses, murder, and love... The sweetest mermaid in the world gets magically stuck with an asshole demon warlord.

Thrust into a world of crime, murder, lies, and secrets, Luciel is completely out of their depth... And cursed to live in the ocean for the rest of his life, Zagan is a fish out of water.

Zagan is trying to solve the mystery of his own murder, while also navigating trying to cure his new curse AND gathering souls so he doesn't get sent back to hell. While Luciel is happy to tag along, Zagan is new to cooperation and is forced to adapt... And Luciel soon discovers there might have been a BIT more danger than they signed up for.

It follows the two of them as they solve a mystery, uncover new secrets, and navigate the dangers of the world while also discovering its many wonders!

And also maybe falling in love...

This is sort of the vibe... I haven't finished any episodes yet. These aren't canon scenes. I keep drawing just a couple panels or small strips of scenes that MIGHT happen cause I'm so excited it's not even funny I want to make it so bad

I can't stop drawing them it's a problem. I have work I have to do...

#we were legion #GOD ITS SO GOOD ITS NOT EVEN FUNNY #I KEEP GETTING STRUCK WITH NEW SCENES #you guys have no idea how hard this is for me #I have to finish time and time again but it makes me so sad to work on it HAHAHA #I have to go back...#but we were legion is just SO enticing...#ughhhhhh #I have to wait #I have to commit myself to waiting or I'll never come back!!!#that's not true. but #LMAO #I just should wait it's not healthy to split myself between projects.#my goal is for this to be my main source of income #and my goal is for this to uhm. be. NOT with webtoon.#like I'll post it there #but I want to make a living without them #they're getting worse and worse to work for #it makes me need to ask for people's support #and I'm sorry about that #I wish I didn't need money so I could just make you guys comics all day #but the unfortunate reality is SOMEONE needs to give me money for it LOL #and either that's a company who has the ability to cut it short and will take some of the comic from me #or it's my readers...#so. I want it to be my readers...#I just like you guys more HAHAHA #eltrolodecadadia #asks

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professorjirt · 18 hours

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I’ve discovered my favorite genre of Bagginshield art is where Thorin is a lovesick idiot who is Losing It and Bilbo is unbothered or oblivious to Thorin’s suffering LMAO

#thorin oakenshield #bilbo baggins #bagginshield #if anyone has more please send it to me I have like four rn #I know I made a post a while back talking about how I wish there were more posts that focused on each of their lives outside of each other #and I still stand by that but I also can’t deny the fun in a Important Dwarf like Thorin turning into an idiot around Bilbo #tbh this works even platonically. this guy has friends bc he’s lucky not bc he’s actually friendly #so I can imagine becoming friends with Bilbo is like ‘fuck now I have to be nice bc he WILL actually leave. uh. oh god’#love men who are grouchy and offputting <3 #and Bilbo is oblivious not as a flaw but bc he’s just not wired that way and he’s just accepting that Thorin is weird #bc he has no basis of which to assume he isn’t just Like That sometimes same way the dwarves don’t know shit abt hobbits #and it’s not as like. Bilbo being extremely innocent either he’s just not thinking about it LMAO #and Bilbo Also doesn’t have a ton of friends (different reasons but he IS also grouchy and petty) and he’s just ‘?? ok’#they’re both fucking stupid and everyone around them is dying and in anguish #I particularly enjoy when a character who is emotionally constipated and stoic and whatever just starts losing it #not even necessarily in a sappy or angsty way just. those emotions gotta come out eventually #so for a guy like Thorin who takes himself seriously and is very closed off emotionally it’s fun to just imagine that facade cracking #meanwhile Bilbo is just like ‘you ok??’#Bilbo himself has some emotional issues so it’s double the entertainment

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adhderall · 18 days

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no the "omg ur just a lesbian bc u can't get a man!!!1" thing is SO wild because it's incredibly easy to get a man meanwhile getting a woman (as a woman) is INSANELY difficult. despite what everyone says is2g ~wlw~ have higher standards (with women) than men do with women or women do with men

#god i wish i were a straight man so bad.#they dont know how EASY they have it #truly if theres male incels that cant get any there must be something seriously seriously wrong with them like #either a severe physical deformity or severe issues with hygiene or severe severe autism/mental illness or something just really really bad #i mean REALLY bad #i know i sound like a bitter incel rn thats because i am. leave me alone #and honestly i dont feel like being trans limited my dating pool by much if at all bc tbh? nobody was interested in me in the first place #and like honestly all the ftms i knew irl had more game than me as a ~cis dyke~ so like. Lol.#idk bro maybe i am just that ugly. whatever.

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king-crawler · 7 months

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(Reborn into the body of a vicious killing machine) oh .. .. how delightful

he LOVES motion blur

#god i wish that were me #either one of them applies #he was literally reborn with fangs and scary facial markings and claws and a tail and multiple legs and Grippers #his gender… I need it #kcb #king candybug #wreck it ralph #Screenshot

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fluffypotatey · 3 months

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I had to pause because it's there for a tiny second, but after the shadowpeach fight flashback, wukong has a tear in his eye

He immediately wipes it away, but INSANE

YEAH I SAW IT TOO AND THE STRENGTH IT TOOK FOR ME NOT TO SCREAM

#alas….i do not live alone #and screaming at 11:30pm would not do me well #but ough 🫠#that memory is not a fond one for either of them #god i wish we got to see it #they need to stop teasing me or i will explode #lmk #asks #shadowpeach #lmk s5 #lmk spoilers #lmk s5 spoilers #lmk sun wukong

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erythriina · 3 months

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sort of but not technically for @terrortracks - here is an untitled ‘survives the expedition’ solving playlist for you all <3 (more commentary in the tags lol)

listen on 8tracks here

1. All These Things That I’ve Done - The Killers

over and in, last call for sin / when everyone’s lost, the battle is won

2. The Only Thing - Sufjan Stevens

faith in reason, i wasted my life playing dumb / signs and wonders, sea lion caves in the dark / blind faith, god's grace, nothing else left to impart

3. Wasteland, Baby! - Hozier

when the stench of the sea and the absence of green / are the death of all things that are seen and unseen / not an end, but the start of all things that are left to do

4. Blue Ridge Mountains - Fleet Foxes

terrible am I, child, even if you don't mind / in the quivering forest where the shivering dog rests…

5. We Both Go Down Together - The Decemberists

i laid you down on the grass of a clearing / you wept, but your soul was willing

6. Olympians - Andrew Bird

you start spitting out anathemas…

7. Love Love Love - The Mountain Goats

love, love is going to lead you by the hand / into a white and soundless place

8. King and Lionheart - Of Monsters and Men

in the winter night sky, ships are sailing … past the wondering eyes of the ones that were left behind / though far away / we're still the same / howling ghosts, they reappear in mountains that are stacked with fear / but you're a king and i’m a lionheart

#more thoughts in my tag ramble lmao check me out —>#they’re gonna be ok. they’re also gonna be the death of me #terror tracks #the terror amc #the terror #terrorposting #solomon tozer #john irving #i wish they had a taggable ship name. sigh #tozer x irving #mine #blue ridge mountains makes less sense out of the context of them running away together so just know #the context is them running away together #‘terrible am I child even if you don’t mind’ meaning (in my personal interpretation)#‘what I am (gay) is bad even if you personally don’t mind it’#he’s working on it ok? give him some time #Sol is the shivering dog. obvi #and also IVE GOT SOUL BUT IM NOT A SOLDIER📣📣📣BTWWWW #god what a good song #Sol’s inner thoughts: do I deserve my position anymore? I’ve failed at keeping my men safe #if I’ve been stupid and cowardly am I really still a soldier?#is there room for me in the world anymore now that I’ve returned to England? room for someone who’s done what I’ve done?#and I think it applies to irving as well. I’ve got soul but I’m no soldier. not like you. i wasn’t prepared for any of this #I’m not a fighter #but sol says: I wasn’t prepared for this either. it’s ok. we share that #musicposting

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