deadpool flirts with everyone and it usually doesn’t matter because he flirts with everyone and the general response is “ok wade”/no response. but with wolverine? with wolverine it’s obvious that whole damn movie he would fuck that man. the eye contact the smirks the innuendo the carefully placed claws. just say the word
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i love men with a god complex. yes daddy, you are my god, you are my world, and i want you to control every aspect of my life. yes daddy, i’ll let you do anything you want to me.
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@staff if you [change] the [design] of the fucking [dashboard] i will kill you
edit. i want it on the actual post that i am not actually making a de-th threat against the staff. that's shitty. the caption quotes the fucking costco hot dog meme, which i originally said in the tags. if any staff member sees this please do Not take it personally
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Do you guys ever just start getting paranoid and start to think that all your closest friends secretly hate you and find you annoying so you start remembering every single slip up you made around them or things that you regret saying/doing? Or is it just me?
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Love when I'm fucking a cute bitch and they start moaning oh god as I fuck a load into them
Like mmhm, that's me sweetheart— you praying and begging for me to go even rougher? Praying for more of me inside you, little dove~?
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