#Goblin mode

[begaydodrughailsaten]

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I've seen some of these where a poll links to the wheel spinning site, wanted to make one:]

[hobgobknowsbest]

[martyrigzart]

Sketching me Gobbo witch lady

[dancingbirdie]

Some goblin Astarion things.

He pinches you when you toss and turn too much in your shared bed. “Wake up and stop flailing! Gods. I’ll have bruises from your pointy elbows in the morning.”

He sews “kick me” on the butt of Gale’s trousers in dark, dark gray after the Wizard pisses him off. Karlach sees it with her dark vision when they’re in the Underdark and promptly knees him in the ass.

He steals all of Halsin’s wooden ducks and plants them in Wyll’s tent, for shits and giggles.

He tries to line a tripwire across the front of Lae’zel’s tent entrance, but ends up pricking himself on a blow dart booby trap he failed to perceive. Incurs -3 hit points and the bleeding condition for 10 turns.

He nips your neck like a disgruntled cockatoo when you tease him in front of the other party members.

He puts swamp green clothing dye in Shadowheart’s bottle of hair dye when she’s not looking, causing her to endure some sickly green highlights for a fortnight.

He steals Wither’s staff while he’s speaking with Jaheria and hides it among Lae’zel’s armory. Gets hauled over by the ear by Jaheira to apologize to Withers. And Lae’zel.

He hides in the bushes near camp and makes god-awful wailing noises to keep Scratch and the owlbear cub barking while the party is trying to get some sleep.

He fabricates some ridiculous story about how the Weave is really a hoax designed by Big Magic to control the masses, just to see Gale go purple in the face while arguing against this “utter tripe.”

He loudly proclaims that he overheard Shadowheart telling Wyll she could beat Lae’zel in unarmed combat with a hand tied behind her back, then scampers away cackling when the two lady warriors start yelling at one another.

[cottageaesthetic]

[mywastelandperfection]

[staff]

tumblr tuesday: goblin appreciation post

Last week was goblin week. This week, you get to feast your eyes upon the spoils of goblin week. Don't say goblin week doesn't spoil you. Honor goblin week, and goblin week shall honor you.

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[g0blinm0d3]

Demigods as Princesses

Percy Jackson

•Youngest favorite child of the king of the sea

•Talks to fish

•Defiant af

Will Solace

•Blonde

•Child of the literal sun

•Healing magic

Frank Zhang

•Mad archery skills

•"He's from Canada the other studio"

•Father is blood-thirsty

•Mother turned into a bear

Annabeth Chase

•Curly hair I'd kill to have

•Isn't supposed to love the Persea

•Fell into a monster filled pit

Jason Grace

•Amnesia

•Just wants to know who he is

•Can't return to the life he had before

•Finds long-lost relative who thought he was dead

Silena Beauregard

•Pretty AF

•Snook Sneaked off to war

•Lied about identity to do so

Leo Valdez

•ADHD AF

•You can't convince me Leo hasn't street raced

Nico di Angelo

•Powers terrify others

•Recluse

•Has to learn to trust other people and let them in

Thalia Grace

•Lives in the woods with a bunch of lesbians

•Doesn't get enough screen time

Luke Castellan

•Prepared to overthrow the governement

[saintgothicsoul]

[gorjee-art]

Blorbo commission for @lamps666 and their adorable goblin tara!

[fatalebridget]

[hobgobknowsbest]

humanity as a whole is just so, so, so scared of the dark

[martyrigzart]

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[yzegem]

The witches. First post here on Tumblr about my worldbuilding project: Encounters In The Frontier.

The witches are the goblin equivalent in my world, but with some peculiarities.

Male witches have a smaller nose, and bigger ears and chin, while female witches can be recognized by their huge nose, this is because only female witches develop the special organ in their nose that they use to make their potions. This organ is similar to the lymphoid organs of humans, but they produce a special kind of antibodies that act more like digestive enzymes. These enzimes can be created on the go when in contact with a new substance and seem to be controled by the witch by some kind of 6th sense. The coating of this cavity can also change depending on its content (acidic, basic etc...). This potion making nose organ gains function after puberty and becomes larger and more powerful the more its used.

Witches live in small groups in wich all of the females are related and males leave after maturity to enter a new group, thus, genetic exchange is secured. This also means that some female-only traditions, such as potion recipes are passed down and kept in these family groups. Their society is matriarchal and the leader is the oldest female with the largest nose.

Their inmune system is very overpowered wich makes them immune to most diseases and parasites but also prone to lethal autoinmune problems. This sadly means that when a plage affects human settlements and cattle but not witches, they are blamed for it.

In their religion, witches believe to be "failed" birds that will reincarnate in a full avian form in heaven. They believe their infants are shamefully unshelled and hide pregnancy and infancy carefully, so much so that most humans and male witches don't know what a baby witch looks like. Witch babies are usually kept in a special hut until all of their baby fur is gone and only then are they introduced to the world. This period of seclusion usually lasts about 4 months and is the equivalent of incubation.

Witch mothers grow thick hair on torso and back after giving birth so that their babys can latch onto it and feed their Young not with milk but with a special kind of nutritious snot.

Witch houses/nests are mainly weaved from dry grass, branches and rope and hanged between canes or tree branches. Some can get really big or be made of stone but its rare.

[kabewski]

Goblin. Punch Goblin.