#Go the fuck to bed

[khrysalisposting]

spotify podcast comments are so fucking funny because why are three people having a heated argument on Gentle Rain 10 Hours For Sleep Meditation and Relaxation

[bit-b]

While I'm talking about things I appreciate, I also just remembered 'Go The Peck To Sleep' and all the talented artists who worked on pages for the "book". To this day, I still get nice comments from people giving praise to everyone involved. I'm really happy that something I came up with that has so much wholesome energy was able to be brought to life, and I have all the collaborators to thank for that. I also now forever have the perfect response video for anyone who's staying up WAY too late. XD

[jinx-blackout-84]

Heres my goodnight post. It's not gonna be poetic like usual. I honestly just hope that when you wake up tomorrow Dream has just posted his response to the Tommy video and we can all make fun of him and it. Goodnight <3

[bumble-b-goode]

okay its almost 2am people can stop shooting off fireworks now

[chaos-event-horizon]

あなたがこれを読んでいるなら

クソもう寝ろ

[tainteddoorknob]

i don't care if you're black, white, gay, straight, or trans, i am going to kill myself

[khimersflamingdumpster]

@melodyschaos I’m looking at you and your staying-up-till-6 AM ass >:(X

If you ever find yourself thinking "oh it's only ██:00, I still have plenty of time before this turns into sleep deprivation" that is the devil speaking. Go to bed NOW before it's too late

[badolmen]

People against piracy fail to realize that no, I can’t just ‘buy it.’ They stopped making DVDs and Blu-Rays. They’re barely offering digital copies for download. I am not spending money I could use for food or bills to pay for a subscription service just so I can always have access to a beloved piece of media. Especially not when the service will remove media on a whim without concern for how the loss of access to that piece will make its artistic conservation nigh impossible.

For example, I recently learned that Disney+ had an original film called Crater. It’s scifi, family friendly, and seems cool - I would love to buy it as a holiday gift for my little brother! But: it’s exclusive to D+ and THEY REMOVED IT LITERALLY MONTHS AFTER ITS RELEASE.

The ONLY way I can directly access this film is through piracy. The ONLY available ‘copies’ of this film are hosted on piracy websites. Disney will NEVER release it in theaters, or as something to buy, and it may NEVER return to the streaming service. It will be LOST because we aren’t allowed to purchase it for personal viewing. If I can’t pay to own it, I won’t pay for the privilege of losing it when corporate decides to put it in a vault.

So yes, I’m going to pirate and support piracy.

Edit: if you are able, use $5 you would otherwise use for a streaming subscription to donate to a GazaFunds campaign.

[jay-wasstuff]

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Bonus: the old man (+insp)

[mochasucculent]

Was looking at refs and since Viktor has two different leg braces I was wondering, do we think he wears them simultaneously?? The refs don't perfectly line up perspective-wise so it's hard to tell but parts of the one he wears during the Hexcore scenes look like they could maybe line up with the brace that he wears over his clothes, but also some parts really don't and look like they'd be super uncomfy. Also HOW does he take these on and off. Experts weigh in

[givemedamage]

national geographic

[nemesis-is-my-middle-name]

mini malevolent meme dump

[stellawolfe30]

HEY YOU

YEAH YOU I FUCKING SEE YOU

GO TO BED!!!!

REBLOG TO TELL EVERYONE TO GO THE FUCK TO BED LOOK AT THE TIME

[istandonsnowpiles]

How to take a photo like this:

You will need

- A camera that can shoot RAW and take exposures longer than 30 seconds in manual mode OR a cable/remote release for your camera and the ability to time the exposure yourself

- A reasonably fast lens, call it f/2.8 or faster. Remember, f/4 is 2x the exposure time of f/2.8 and f/5.6 is 4x the exposure time. So pick fast glass if you can!

- Some photo editor that handles your camera’s raw files

- A solid tripod

- An overcast night

- A place with very little light pollution

- (Optional) your partner to help you be brave in the dark and/or kisses

Now follow these steps

0. Shoot RAW! The processing your camera does on jpeg shots will probably ruin super long exposures, so RAW is recommended. If you’re unfamiliar with editing raws , shoot RAW + JPEG. Then you’ll at least have the RAW files later if you pick up raw editing.

1. Take your camera and tripod to a very dark spot to take your photo. Avoid light pollution. Look at the horizon, if you see light patches, face some other direction. Those light patches will blow out in a super long exposure.

2. Pick a subject that is interesting because of its perspective or geometry. Remember, the light will be very flat so the composition needs to be interesting!

3. Set up your tripod & pop your camera on these. For extra stability, don’t extend the last leg section of your tripod.

4. Turn on your camera and set a shutter delay. Usually 2 or 10 seconds. This will help with any shake your introduce by pressing the shutter. Initial shake matters less for very long exposures, but best to avoid it you can. Optional with a cable release.

5. Turn off Long Exposure Noise Reduction in your camera. I know this sounds backwards, but with the setting on your camera will take a second exposure of the same length as your shot and combine the two exposures to reduce noise. If you’re doing an 8 minute exposure, that means you’ll need to wait 16 minutes total between shots. There is plenty of good noise reduction software these days. Do it in post instead!

6. Set your camera to manual focus. If your subject is very dark, your camera typically cannot see it. You’ll need to estimate how far away it is and check your camera’s distance scale to ensure focus is correct.

HACK: If you think manual focus can go kick rocks, use a flashlight or headlamp to illuminate your subject, focus on it, then set your camera to manual focus to keep that focus. Turn off the flashlight or headlamp.

7. Set your camera to manual mode. Most cameras will only let you set very long shutter speeds in manual mode (this is due to limitations of camera meters). We’ll mostly be fiddling with shutter speed and ISO since our aperture will be set wide open.

NOTE: Check Aperture Priority mode first. Set your aperture to f/2.8 or as wide open as your lens goes. ISO to Auto or the max setting you’re happy with the results from (ISO 6400 for my Fuji cameras). If your camera gives you a shutter speed that isn’t completely maxed out (usually 30 or 60 seconds), then it isn’t dark enough. Find somewhere darker.

8. Start from ISO 800 and a shutter speed of at least 2 minutes. Take your first test shot. Usually this comes out seriously underexposed, but it can give you can idea where to go. Plus, waiting longer than 2 minutes is annoying.

- if you’re using a cable release, set your camera to Bulb mode and time your exposure time as desired.

- if your test shot is over exposed, lower the ISO a stop or two and try again

- if your test shot is under exposed, you’ve hit the jackpot. Start increasing your exposure time for some sick, awesome pics.

If the exposure times are excruciating, your can bump your ISO too. However, high ISO noise gets worse with longer exposures. So your image will look considerably worse at higher ISOs. Therefore, longer exposure times and faster lenses are preferred when possible.

Watch out for moving stuff. At super long exposure times, any movement matters. If it’s windy, the motion can ruin a photo. A little bit of motion can add some painterly vibes to the photo.

9. Editing! Your camera probably got the night time white balance wrong, so you’ll probably need to fiddle with it for your photo to look how you want. Other settings are up to you!

I hope you enjoyed this excruciating long explanation on how to take a night time super long exposures. Good luck out there!

What’s up late night folks? Here’s an eerie shot I took down a pitch black road in the middle of the night

[shotmrmiller]

getting into an loud argument at a bar with some guy because he doesn't want to bugger off and with the way your week has gone, it only takes a couple of ignored go away's to add fuel to the fire so you shoot up from the stool with the intention of smacking him into sobriety when someone else interrupts and has him out the door faster than you can realize the one strong arming him is the staring creep you'd been trying to pretend wasn't boring holes into the back of your head since you'd walked in.

aaaand he's walking back to you instead of his usual corner haunt so now you've got your ire pointed his way because if that big oaf thinks he's going to play batman in hopes that he'll get a chance to sniff your panties then he's got another think coming but unfortunately for you, you're just a cute, shaky lap dog to him, baring all tiny white teeth, barking their mightiest and he had honestly just thought to rid his favorite bartender of the oncoming headache but now he's taking you home :)

(you'd been snarling then, all scrunched nose and knotted brows but later you're whining and keening on the hood of his truck with your legs over his shoulders and his tongue in your pussy. he wipes your slick off with the back of his hand and quips that it ain't take much to get you quiet which rightfully earns him an elbow to the ribs)

[tainteddoorknob]

to all the mfs reading and liking my shit: get off tumblr and go to bed goddamn