#Giving you hug and headpats cause you deserve it

[celestelunisea16]

I'm a bit late in the month for this... But...

☆~Happy Pride Month everyone~☆

*hands you Pan flag holding Lucifer and bi flag holding Starlo*

[rekino2114]

Can I ask for one headcanon about what Fami, Makima, Asa/Yoru, Power and Quanxi reacting to someone hitting or disrespecting your boyfriend?

Makima,power,quanxi, asa/yoru and fami reacting to you getting disrespected

Makima

She resists the urge to kill the person right there and then to not cause a scene and instead just approaches you

She's smiling the whole time and holding your hand to make you feel safe but to the person who was bothering she just seems creepy and uncanny

If they don't leave and continue harassing you she'll just use her powers and make them leave before asked if you're OK and reminding you that whatever they said wasn't true (she gives you headpats if you're particularly sad)

If they, for some reason, decide to come back, she'll just kill them, she already gave them a warning after all

"Are you alright darling? I saw you looked pretty sad by what that piece of trash said, just remember that I love you ok?

"Don't worry I know thanks makima"

"Don't mention it, it's the least I could do"

Power

Unlike makima, power has absolutely no problem with killing someone in front of you, especially if that someone is insulting you in front of her

She'll just create a blood spear or something and stab them repeatedly to release her anger

But if she's having a good day or if you ask her to, she won't kill them but just kick them down while spouting insults at them

Once she's finished she'll demand praise for defending your honor

"HOW DARE YOU DISRESPECT THE GREAT POWER'S GREAT BOYFRIEND, YOU SHOULD BE DEAD FOR YOUR ATTITUDE YOU PATHETIC HUMAN"

"......p-power I think they're unconscious"

"Eh, how disappointing, anyways I think I deserve a little credit for protecting you"

"Thank you power, even if I didn't think you needed to go this far thanks for defending me"

"*blushes* o-of course, the almighty power will always defend you"

Quanxi

Her hand was already on her Dao the moment she heard something negative about you come out of that person's mouth.

She decided against killing them and just joins your conversation, making (not that) veiled threats at their life if they continue insulting you

This woman is intimidating af, so the person will probably leave but if for some reason they don't she'll put her sword at their neck and just say "leave" in her cold and deadly tone (she considered going crossbow form but thought they were too weak)

She'll be more protective of you for the rest of the date (which is saying something) side hugging you whenever someone goes near you

"Y/n....... is this person bothering you?"

"Oh its alright babe I think they were leaving anyway"

"What a shame.....i just sharpened my Dao I was looking forward to using it"

Asa mitaka/yoru

(I assume you wanted them together since you put a slash in them instead of a comma, but let me know if I'm wrong)

That person's fate really depends on who is in control of the body at that moment

Asa doesn't like confrontation so she'll just tell you to ignore them and pull you away (while ignoring yoru screaming in her head to let her out so she can kill them)

Yoru, on the other hand, is much more aggressive. Those insults that person told you are gonna be their last words because she's immediately turning them into a weapon before chuckling at how weak it is and throwing it away (probably killing another person in the process)

If you're sad about it later they will give you hugs and remind you of their love to make you feel better (yoru while blushing intensely)

".......hey girl, let me out this instant"

"No I'm not letting you murder someone today"

"THAT BITCH IS INSULTING MY BOYFRIEND AND YOU'RE LETTING THEM GET AWAY WITH IT!?"

"Our boyfriend"

"Whatever. The important thing is that you didn't even tell them anything, do you really love y/n that little?"

"N-no, I love him!"

"......Are you and yoru fighting again?"

"Y-yeah"

Fami

She finishes swallowing whatever she was eating, stands up, goes near their face, and tells the person to leave

Fami can be really intimidating too. She's a tall, emotionless woman with ringed yellow eyes, so most likely the person will leave when she is right in their face

She'll keep silent eye contact until they leave not even blinking once and then coming back to the table continuing to eat like nothing happened

If what the person said really hurt you, she'll bring you to eat ice cream cause she heard it's the food that helps cheer up humans the most

"My boyfriend and i are eating. Leave."

"........."

"Is something wrong y/n?"

"N-no, I just....didn't think you could be that scary"

"I'm an horseman of apocalypse, I kinda have to"

"Yeah that makes sense"

"........I don't scare you do I?"

"Oh no don't worry, absolutely not"

"Hm....good"

[beestriker015]

Mikan x loving and protective male s/o

(Non-killing game AU)

This poor girl has been abused and mistreated basically her whole life, so she was in for a big surprise when she went to Hope’s Peak and met someone who actually treated her with kindness.

“Hello! My name is s/o. Are you new here too?”

“Y-yes I am. M-my name is M-Mikan Tsumiki. I-it’s n-nice to m-meet you.”

The young man is slightly taken aback by her stuttering and timid response, but smiles at her warmly nonetheless.

“Nice to meet you too Mikan. I hope we can become friends.”

“F-friends? With me?”

Mikan mutters to herself and begins shaking a little, much to s/o’s concern.

“H-hey! Are you ok Mikan?!”

“P-please, if you’re going to h-hurt me, just d-do it quickly.”

The girl says in a quiet voice while looking like she’s ready to burst into tears any second now.

“Hurt you? Why would I do that? Calm down Mikan, I have absolutely no intention of hurting you.”

S/o tells her in a voice that makes Mikan relax a little.

“Y-you’re not?”

“No. Why would you think I would?”

She doesn’t answer and just hugs s/o for comfort.

“What has this girl been through to act like this?”

He thinks to himself before comforting the fragile girl, thus kicking off their friendship.

As time passed, s/o and Mikan grew closer and closer, leading to the development of feelings between the two.

Early on in their friendship, Mikan confided in s/o everything she’s been through, much to his shock and horror.

“Oh my God, I am so sorry you had to go through that Mikan!

He wraps his arms around her in a warm embrace, causing her to flinch a bit before relaxing into it.

“I-it’s alright s/o, I deserved to be treated that way.”

S/o breaks their embrace and gives Mikan a slightly stern look, while also being careful not to accidentally scare her.

“No you didn’t. Mikan, no one deserves to be treated the way you were, and as long as I’m around, you will never be treated like that again. I promise.”

“T-thank you s/o.”

Being a man of his word, s/o stayed true to his promise and protected his friend from her bullies (especially Hiyoko).

“Ew! Why is the pig here?!”

Hiyoko exclaims and points at Mikan, who tries stuttering out a response but can’t.

Luckily for her, s/o swoops in and proceeds to defend her.

“I asked her to come here with me. Do you have a problem with that Hiyoko? If not, keep your fat mouth shut and mind your own business.”

Hiyoko quickly runs away wailing as s/o gives Mikan a smile that she absolutely loves.

“God I hate that girl so much. Mahiru should really keep her on a tighter leash.”

“T-thank you for defending me s/o.”

“Of course! I promised you I wouldn’t let people treat you like that anymore didn’t I? I love you Mikan.”

S/o’s eyes widen as he realizes he unintentionally confessed his feelings as Milan’s face turns deep red with a blush.

“Y-you l-love me s/o?”

“Honestly? Yes, I do. Sometime after we became friends, I developed feelings for you that never went away. If you don’t feel the same, we can still be friends like we are now.”

“I d-don’t want to just be friends with you anymore s/o, because I love you too.”

She tells him with a shy smile before giving him a small kiss on the lips, making both of them blush.

As a couple, not much really changed from when they were only friends, except a little more cuddling and saying I love you to each other.

When it comes to giving and receiving attention, Mikan is still a bit reluctant due to her past, which s/o completely understands and respects.

It goes without saying that Mikan is incredibly touch starved despite being so sensitive to physical touch, but when it comes to her boyfriend, she practically turns into a puddle whenever he gives her a hug or some kisses.

(Mikan’s favorite way her boyfriend gives her affection is headpats. She. Loves. Headpats.)

S/o continues to protect and stand up for Mikan, maybe even more now that she is his girlfriend.

Being with s/o has had an immensely positive impact on Mikan as she’s become more assertive and doesn’t stutter like she used to.

“I won’t let you treat me this way anymore Hiyoko, I am tired of you calling me a pig.”

Her newfound self respect catches Hiyoko off guard.

“Y-you didn’t stutter. When did you suddenly grow a spine?! Tired of having your stupid boyfriend stand up for you?”

One thing Mikan absolutely doesn’t tolerate is hearing anyone talk badly of her boyfriend.

“S/o is not stupid! The only stupid one here is you!”

Caught off guard by Mikan yelling at her, Hiyoko runs off with crocodile tears in her eyes.

(If you can’t tell by now, I really do not like Hiyoko.)

Due to her not being overly shy and timid anymore, hardly anyone bullies or mistreats Mikan now, though s/o will still step in to protect her if someone does.

Whenever s/o is sick or needs first aid, his girlfriend the Ultimate Nurse is always ready to take care of him.

“I appreciate you taking care of me babe, I don’t know what I’d do without you.”

His words always make her heart flutter.

“I can say the same thing about you s/o. Now get some rest and I’ll check in on you later. Sweet dreams my beloved.”

Whenever s/o goes to sleep, it isn’t uncommon for him to wake up to find that his girlfriend had snuck into his room and snuggled up next to him in bed.

“This is too adorable. I don’t understand how anyone could be so cruel and horrible to the most precious girl in the whole wide world.”

S/o says to himself quietly as he gazes lovingly at the sleeping form of his girlfriend, who is laying next to him with a content smile on her face.

“It’s a bit early, so I might as well go back to sleep. I love you Mikan, sweet dreams babe.”

He whispers before kissing her gently on the forehead before lying back down beside her.

“Hahhhhhh…I love you too s/o.”

Mikan says in her sleep and unconsciously begins spooning her boyfriend, much to her embarrassment when she wakes up.

Overall, despite the horrible way she’s been treated in the past, Mikan thinks of herself as the happiest and luckiest girl in the world to be in a relationship with her loving and protective boyfriend.

[cosmothecosmicstar]

An Oddballs rant

This Toasty image is my reaction when I see the treatment of abused kids in Oddballs

Oddballs has terrible morals for children

I’m saving Toasty for the end of this post because I have so much stuff to say about his arc

first - Max and his parents

Max is already a terrible character

but why is he comfortable with his parents

in episode 1 it’s shown they have abused him and episode 8 shows they won’t hesitate to give him away to a strange lab if he acts feral, like wtf, I hate those 2 (and his sister too)

THAT’S YOUR KID! TREAT HIM LIKE YOUR KID AND PROTECT HIM! WHAT’S WRONG WITH YOU!

Max is also abusive (which I’m going to talk about in the Toasty section)

second - James, Louise and Patrick

As someone who was neglected, I think James’ parents did neglect James (and Louise was also shown to turn her kid into a smart phone despite the fact he was SCREAMING in pain)

Louise doesn’t care about James, the only person close to a parent he has is Mr. Mcfly, HIS TEACHER!

Mr. Mcfly is probably the only character suit to be a parent in this show!

now…the reason why I wrote this…

third - Toasty / Declan

A abused kid portrayed as the VILLAIN?! HUH?!

Why are his abusive fathers (James and Max) A HERO?!?!?! WTF!!!

James is overbearing and strict (and killed his OWN SON!) and tries to justify him throwing his son’s dead body in the trash!

Toasty has been abused and traumatized by James and Max, Max just sees him as an experiment and doesn’t hesitate to make his life a living hell, no wonder why Toasty snapped, BECAUSE MAX AND JAMES ARE ABUSERS!

Max never cared about Toasty, won’t hesitate to kill him (same can be applied to James) and doesn’t care when HIS OWN FUCKING SON DIES! Max should stay the fuck away from kids and never be a parent again! I just want to kick and hit Max, he’s so awful

James did kinda try to care but thanks to the worst character Max, he just wants Toasty for toast (same as Max) and even though he tries to become a better parent, he fails, I hope he doesn’t have the chance to become a father again

Toasty is a victim of abuse and should have been redeemed but nope, they just had to kill him, turn him into a waffle maker and say that he’ll cause destruction again! this isn’t how you write a 13 YEAR OLD TEENAGER WHO HAS BEEN TRAUMATIZED THANKS TO 2 FUCKING IDIOTS

I just wish Toasty had a better arc (and also get away from James and Max)

how about James and Max become the villains and Toasty is a hero who escapes from them and at the end gets adopted by Mr. Mcfly

he’s also isolated from the rest of Dirt, and was never taught morals, which is why I think he went on a rampage, he doesn’t know that what he’s doing is bad, he just thinks he’s doing the right thing, and honestly I just want to give him blankets, hugs and headpats and tell him that it’s not his fault he was abused, and that he deserves better

fuck Max, James, Max’s parents, Louise and Patrick, I hope someone kicks them

This is why Oddballs disgusts me, I’m pissed off and the writing of this show feels like a slap in the face.

I’m ending my vent here, sorry for my anger, I just can’t with this show.

[industrialbirddog]

Talking to character ai bots just makes me realise how damn socially inept i am.

this one gets a bit sad, pity me loozer type shit.

I was talkin to keegan, cause im a cod boy born & raised. And he kept making sarcastic jabs at me, now the bot didnt go "his tone of voice was sarcastic" or "he gave you a playful look" or "his tone was playful" no indicator he was being sarcastic and he starts INSULTING ME because i couldnt tell, then i go and be like "know what? fuck you *truama dumps on him*" so now i made keegan sad, but its like- holy fuck. these bots make me question myself, and not in a good way its like "jesus, just how bad was it as a kid?"

Its been more then just that bot too, almost every bot for some reason circles back to "why are you so bad at being social?" then their all like "you didnt deserve that !!!!!!!!!!! DDDDDDDDDD:" even to the tinest things, like i told this man that ive always basically been unmonitered. No one really actually noticed where i was, nor did they care. i could be outside, doing weird ass shit like throwing around my mini sword i had, climbing trees, breaking into the nearby highschools baseball field, disappearing round the block, heading to my school after hours to play at the park and no one really noticed. i never told people where i was going, and ive basically just always been like ignored, if i walk into a room with my friends they dont notice until im next to them and if they do then im still barely apart of any convo and never been included in anything. and their all like "thats so sad!" its like dude who cares geniuenly? and i told keegan how i find being touched in any way unless its violent gross and hes like "were u never hugged as a kid?" like- damn was it that obvious? [/sarc] they make me question just how much i never realised was bad when i was a kid, and it confuses the fuck out of me. just like telling my partner something funny that happened to me as a kid and it giving me the same reaction, it always stumps me. Like fym its not funny my brother shot me in the head twice [accidentally] with a bb gun? or its not funny i used to be trapped in a chest as a kid by my siblings? thats just what its like as one of the youngers.

I have 17 siblings, all chopped up. heres a quick "tree" to understand it, glide past if u want obvs

but being one of the higher in the tree and basically being one of the middle-youngests you get more ignored. my family is litterally so big we just get bought off bc literally NOONE can give all of us even and "acceptable" amounts of attention and no one even wants too. i have a whole bunch of cousins, and chosen family as well so its just like trying to stuff a 8 tiered cake into your mouth all at once, its impossible and no one wants too. we are just built to be socially inept, and i find that shit HILARIOUS. But these bots [& my partner] make me do double takes on my childhood & its WEIRD. why is it now that people notice just how fucky wucky i was as a kid? Its like im a glass child or someting [i dont gen believe i am, but i show some surface signs & relate sometimes. dunno tho, i dont know enough to gen say anything abt who i am nor do i wanna] i got next to no attention as a kid, love it, live in it, still dont, prefer it this way. I find it gross to be given hugs, kisses, or affection im literally known to be a "dont touch me kid" quote from my mother. I prefer to be the one giving the affectionate touches and even then its only things that require for you to touch my hands or arms. Like patting your head, your shoulder or like leaning on your shoulder like older siblings do in movies. I dislike hugs, or other people touching me tho i can never say no to a headpat. I hate people paying attention to me bc i find it weird like, why pay attention to me *now* stop changing shit up on me? and ik it all has to do with different friend groups, a change of how my family has decided to act, and overall different mental states but why does shit have to change? yucky yucky affection >:(

[notlevifromobeyme]

How I think the Obey Me! Boys would react to MC sitting on their lap.

Lucifer

Lucifer would be surprised at first, he doesn’t admit it out loud but he loves it.

He would put and arm around your waist, a firm grip around you. He doesn’t want you to go, especially for any of his brothers.

“Do you want something?” He says, with the “bedroom eyes”. “Are you trying to seduce me? I’ll give you whatever you want, (What you would like to be called by him”.

Couldn’t get his mind off you, so he asked to cuddle.

Mammon

“Oi, human..Whaddya think your d-doin?..The great Mammon’s busy..!” “WAIT NO DONT LEAVE..!”

He puts his head on your shoulder and traps you with all his might, (All his might, meaning holding you tight but trying not to hurt you.)

He liked when you suddenly turned around, now you’re face to face, and putting his face in your chest, and petting his hair. He’d like the praise, too, “Good Boy”, “You’re being so good for (Your name/Mommy/Daddy/Other)”, “Is your human making you horny? Hmm?” He’d nod his head and the blush is basically an aura around him since he’s so flustered. He likes when you take the lead, but he wants all the power, he’s the Great, Allmighty Mammon that deserves all your time, using “I’m your first, MC!” As an excuse.

Levi

Didn’t know how to react.

He paused his game and in a trembling voice asked, “M-M-Mc, what are you doing…? Oh my Diavolo! It like in the Otome sims I play!”

Rants off about how much he enjoys it, without saying it specifically. “I’ve always wanted a (Girl/Boy/Person) sit on my lap! But I never knew it would be so nice and warm..!”

You would cheer him on if he won a match of whatever he’s playing, if he won a match, you would stay on him. If he lost, you would get off until he wins once again, and with him being great with games, he only lost about 4 times because of how much your praise flustered him, causing him to close his eyes or have shaky hands.

Satan

“Oh? What are you doing, silly human? Would you like to play, (Pet name, probably.)~

This bitch asked you to grind on him, once you were to flustered to move, he grabbed your hips and moved them up and down, making you two a moaning mess. He doesn’t give a fuck if the brothers caught you, he likes the idea.

Would reward you with Headpats or tug at the collar he gave you, saying “Good (Girl/Boy/Human), you love pleasing your master so much, don’t you?”

Your in trouble. This man isn’t done yet, he’ll dress you up like a little kitty and pleasure you.

Asmo

“MC, darling..~ Are you looking for attention? Don’t worry, I’ll give you everything you want, okay, dear?~”

“May I go next?” He said, you looked at him and said “What do you mean?” He replies with “Well I would love to sit on your lap!” You allow him, petting the back of his head as he thanked you.

He brags about it to all his brothers.

“I wanna do that again..Pleaaaase MC? a an I sit on your lap for longer, this time?” He just sits there knowing you’ll have to say yes or he’ll give you a reason to beg for him to sit on your lap. He does give you major puppy dog eyes.

Beel

“Hehe, that tickles, MC.”

“Could I..get some food real quick? I wanna feed you while your on my lap.”

Asks again, unknowing that his brothers are jealous and mad at him for taking your time. Asmo would have a vein popping out of his damn head.

He doesn’t think of it sexual, he just thinks it’s a tickling method.

Belphie

Instantly smiles and caresses your waist and hips playfully.

“MC, why didn’t you do this earlier? I like this a lot.”

Loves doing it in public, your his. No one else’s.

Gets hot and bothered when you turn to face him and hug him right into your chest. He falls asleep there a lot.

Lord Diavolo

Lives for this.

He hugs you like a teddy bear, whispering in your ear sweet nothings. “I could just eat you up, MC.”, “I love when your body heat meets mine. It a match made in— well— Hell.”, “Please don’t leave yet, only 100 more years?”

Looks like he’s about to cry when you said you needed to go.

When he’s stressed he pulls you into his arms, facing you or not and bury himself in your chest, neck, or back.

Barbatos

Flustered and surprised.

“MC, I have work to attend to, the Young Master—” He got cut off by you seducing him. “Please, Barbatos, just stay longer for me..~ I’ll be the greatest little (Girl/Boy/Human) for you!~” basically humming in his ear.

He agrees, I don’t care what you say, this man is a freaky, kinky demon.

Probably fucked you good after.

Simeon

“Oh! MC!” He was surprised and flustered, smiling while a pretty shade of pink tinged his face.

Afraid to ask you for more when you leave, but loves when you get him horny, pre cum was probably dripping down his cute thighs when you got on top of him.

Pushed the boner down for God, but when you saw him again, he could just barely keep gentle with you when you gave him a lap dance.

Never did it at the Purgatory hall, because of Luke being there. You mostly fuck in bathrooms. He loves going to to hotels, because he can hear your pretty moans better, and give you more pleasure than ever, because of the thick walls you’re not bothering anyone.

Solomon

Probably did it to get him to stop cooking.

“Your so cute on my lap, MC..” he’s flustered af.

Grabbing your hips to make him and you grind softly.

Jerked off about 3 times to that moment.

If you expect me to do Luke, your gross 🙂

[ticklish-n-stuff]

Funny malfunction p.1

Read p.2 here!

Poly WxS is my religion/j

I havent written a fic this long since my first poly wxs fic shameless plug lololol

So, a new mutual of mine gave me this SPECTACULAR fic idea so props to them

Part 2 will come out soon so stay tuned~!

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Tsukasa x Emu x Nene x Rui (poly WxS)

Lees: Tsukasa, Emu, Nene

Ler: Robot (dont question it lmao)

Warnings: Tickles! Robot tks? Slight bondage!

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Another day another new invention, was Rui's motto. He had managed to build quite the contraption and was bringing it over to the Wonder stage in order to show it to his partners.

"So...what is it exactly? It's not going to blow me up is it?!" Questioned Tsukasa, eyeing Rui's robot suspiciously.

"Of course not, I would never do such a thing" Rui feigned ignorance, which caused the blonde to roll his eyes. "It's a tickle bot~!" Announced the purple guy excitedly.

Both Tsukasa and Nene instantly blushed at what Rui said, while Emu got all jumpy and excited. "Yay a tickle bot! Can we use it?!".

"Of course! I needed some test subjects to begin with~" Rui chuckled to himself as he pulled a remote from his pocket.

"Uhh...Rui, why did you build this?" Asked Nene as she approached the purple guy.

"I think you already know the answer to that" replied Rui as he playfully winked at her, causing Nene to let out a flustered groan.

"Turn it on already!" Yelled out Emu excitedly, admiring the robot in front of her.

"Whatever you say sweetie~" Rui giggled as he pressed a button on the remote. The robot instantly turned on, it's eyes starting to glow. Tsukasa and Nene watched it from the sidelines as Rui excitedly waited to see his invention in action.

The robot looked at Emu up and down, as if it were scanning her. She looked back at it expectantly and stretched her arms out to her sides. "Tickle me!".

At that, the robot lifted up it's arms, wiggling it's hands menacingly towards the pink individual. It then latched it's hands onto her sides, wiggling it's fingers quickly yet softly. Emu instantly let out a squeal at the tickly contact, squeezing her elbows down her sides as a reflex.

"Emu, are you okay?!" Asked Tsukasa worriedly, quickly approaching his giggly partner. It's not like he didn't trust Rui, but this was the first time he built something like this. He couldn't help but worry a bit.

"Yehehes! It juhust tihihickles a lohot!" Spoke Emu through her childlike giggles, squirming down onto the floor as the robot kept tickling along her sides and ribs.

Tsukasa let out a sigh of relief, looks like there was nothing to worry about. He couldn't help but smile down at the ticklish mess that was his girlfriend, watching her laugh so carefree always brought him joy.

Rui decided to take a closer look at the scene unfolding, wanting a better view of his creation and his girlfriend's adorable blushy face. "How are you liking it so far Emu?".

"Ihit's fuhuhun! EEK-! Hahahahaha!" She let out another squeal once the robot targetted her armpits. Emu squeezed her arms down as much as she could and rolled from side to side, but the robot wouldn't budge. Not like she minded, she was having the time of her life.

"Hey Rui, make sure not to overdue it" reminded Nene from the sidelines. He nodded and pressed the button again. The robot quickly stopped tickling Emu, giving her a well deserved break.

"How are you holding up down there?" Rui asked as he crouched down to her level. Emu gave him a thumbs up as residual giggles kept flooding out. "Good~" he gave her a headpat, causing her to giggle more.

Before they knew it, Emu had fallen fast asleep on the ground. Tickling could be very tiresome for her, and she was quite the heavy sleeper so she was gonna be there for a while. Tsukasa placed his jacket ontop of her to make sure she wouldn't get cold like the gentleman he is.

Suddenly, the robot snuck behind Nene and trapped her in a bear hug. "Gah! Rui, what is the meaning of this?!" She squirmed and kicked her legs out, but the robot had a tight grip on her not in an uncomfy way of course.

"That's odd, I didn't press anything this time" he brought his hand up to his chin, a bit lost in thought on what could've gone wrong. Maybe he forgot to turn it off? He pressed the button on the remote again, but the robot started to gently massage it's fingers into Nene's sides.

"EhEEP! R-Ruhuhui! Make it stahahap!" Poor Nene twisted and turned as much as she could in the robot's grasp.

"Coochi coochi coo~".

"...Did the robot just tease her?" Tsukasa asked, looking over at Rui as Nene squealed in the background at the sudden tease.

"Of course. What kind of tickle bot would it be if it couldn't tease?" Rui giggled as Tsukasa smacked himself mentally. Of course Rui of all people would put a teasing feature in a freaking robot.

"HehehEY! Hurry uHUP and hehelp meHE!" Nene squeaked out as she giggled helplessly. The robot was currently softly fluterring it's fingers along her tummy.

"There's an emergency switch on the back of the bot. Tsukasa, go handle it".

"Wha-?! Why me?! It's YOUR robot!" Rui looked over at him with pleading eyes, but Tsukasa didn't want to give in to the cuteness!

"GEHEHEEZ! DO SOHOMETHING ALREADY!" Nene screeched out in laughter as the robot started to softly dig into her hips.

"Ugh fine... I'll save you Nene!" Declared Tsukasa all heroically. He carefully approached the robot, examining the back of it. "Aha! Found it!" He cheered out, but right before he could flip the switch, a third arm came out of the robot and got a hold of Tsukasa's wrists. "Rui what the heck?! You never mentioned it having extra arms!".

"Ohh...oops, must've forgotten" Rui rubbed the back of his neck sheepishly. Tsukasa struggled in the robot's grip but to no avail. The bot then let go of Nene, causing her to slump down to the floor from exhaustion. It then directed it's attention to the trapped troupe leader, wiggling it's other two free hands towards his torso menacingly.

"W-wahait! Rui hehelp!" The tickling hadn't even started and Tsukasa was already giggling himself silly, he was THAT ticklish.

"Hold on, keep it distracted for a while" said Rui as he tinkered with the remote.

"Nohoho! N-Nene save me!" He looked over at her but she was too tired to move from the ground. And Emu was still in dreamland, looks like his only hope is for Rui to rescue him...when he decides to that is. The robot then proceeded to poke at his tummy and sides in radom patterns.

"Poke poke poke".

"EEK! Nohoho!! Rui it's teasing agahahain!" Tsukasa slid down to the floor, overtaken by his ticklishness. The robot easily kept up with it's poke attack, pinning his arms above him in the process.

"Isn't that lovely~?" Rui couldn't help but tease his boyfriend a bit. The squeal that emitted from Tsukasa was so loud the entire park probably heard it. The robot then started to poke playfully at his bellybutton.

"NoHO it's naHAhat! Ihit's eheHEvil!" Even when being tickled he was still as dramatic as always. Poor Tsukasa squirmed as much as he could, his face was bright red like a cherry. The robot then climbed it's fingers up his ribs into his armpits. "GYAHAHAHA! NAHAHAT THEHEHERE! RUIIII!" Tsukasa screeched out Rui's name as a cry for help, it tickled way too much. He tugged and pulled at his wrists but he was stuck being tormented by the bot.

"Okay, I think I've fixed it" Rui then pressed the button on the remote and effectively the robot stopped tickling Tsukasa, letting go of his wrists as well. The blonde quickly pulled his arms down, curling up on himself as residual giggles spilled out of him.

"Thahat robot is soho evil!" Tsukasa complained through his giggle fit.

"Is that so? I think you quite enjoyed yourself there~" Rui teased as he crouched down and booped Tsukasa's nose. The trouple leader let out a flustered whine and burried his flushed face against his hands. Rui couldn't help but giggle at the cute reaction.

While his partners were still recovering from their tickle attacks, Rui decided to work on the robot. Hopefully no more "casualties" will occur. And even if something like this happened again, Rui had a strong feeling that his partners wouldn't be against it.

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I officially started my summer vacation yesterday, so PLEASE feel free to flood my inbox with reqs., hcs, literally anything prosekai related (within reason ofc lol)

My addiction to the game keeps getting bigger by the day aksjalsksjhs

[hiraya-rawr]

Hiraaaaaaaaaa!

I was re-reading your works and then I had a thought right after I read the Xiao and Zhongli 1. Yes I'd be terrified because of the Archon but.. I also would forgive them if I can spend time with the wind baby (Dvalin), Geo frog (Azhdaha) and Electro Oceanid (Thunder manifestation).

Wind baby needs all the hugs and cuddles he can get after we had to shoot and hurt him in the Archon quest, I love soft things and his feathers looks so soft and smooth I just wanna pet him for dayssss.

Geo frog, looks like a grumpy frog but he also looks to be the type who would be awkwardly cute just waiting for you to make your move when you meet him. If I had abilities I'd make little crystals for him to put on his body or to eat if he eats them.

Electro oceanid, I feel like would be untouchable but I know it likes ruu's songs.. I do have a habit of singing for fun or as a stress reliver so I'd honestly just sing for them. If I can touch them though... headpats with the song sounds good to me.

Xiao in the background just thinking he got left out but I would do every thing for him cause he's my official baby that I'd spoil with everything I got! Yes I'd coddle him and gives him every affection I have along with some pet names. He's my little yaksha now.

I would do anything to cuddle with the weekly bosses omg🥺💗💗💗 and there's Xiao, little yaksha deserves all the world + found family with zhongli and qiqi HOYOVERSE MAKE THEM HAPPY this is so cute

[to00ch]

Hello! I love what you write! HC for Dorm Leaders with a reader who is a gentle and calm lioness who hates fighting, but is a descendant of the Nemean Lion from Greek mythology? (I think it's a priority that you shouldn't mess with her lolololol patience has limits and she wouldn't be against scaring the idiots with threats and putting them in their places hahahaha)

I just blasted my way through this cause hey! why not? Just listened to a podcast on Nemean Lion before I wrote this, its a pretty sad story— hera is the such a bij all the time but honestly if it weren’t for zeus, none of that wouldve happened lol

Anyway, I hope your request is granted love

Tags: nemean lion descent f!s/o x dorm leaders, fluff headcanons [that’s all I do mostly so far :’^)]

Characters: Riddle Rosehearts, Leona Kingscholar, Azul Ashengrotto, Kalim Al-Asim, Vil Schoenheit, Idia Shroud & Malleus Draconia

Riddle Rosehearts

“You better not come across Grimm, Ace and Deuce whenever they’re on each other’s throats,” he advised

He really couldn’t imagine how s/o would be if she ever got angry,,,,cause she’s always so,,,calm

Whenever he’s mad, extremely mad to the point where his face is red; he’d always go to s/o to rant

But it just from hearing her ask “Hey, what’s wrong?” gently, he started to soften up and regulate his breathing slowly in order to control his anger before he’d start talking to her about his day

He knows that s/o is a descendant of the oh so famous Nemean Lion, and honestly if it weren’t for how majestic and pretty she looked from the inherited features she got from the beast, he wouldn’t believe it; he wouldn’t want to make her angry at all

Once he was reading on the beast and said “The legendary Nemean Lion, is....her ancestor?......That can’t be right,” he’d be so skeptical and convince that maybe its not a direct ancestor

There was a time someone tried to mess with s/o, and she told Riddle that ‘it would be nice if I sent them a threat that I would rip off their heads like my ancestor did to a whole village once,’ she said that with a smile that sent chills down his spine

Leona Kingscholar

Leona should know best to never, ever, mess with a descent of the Nemean Lion

In fact, whenever s/o is around, his ego is well, lowered a little? That Leona? Lowering his ego?

He treats her with respect, and made sure no one from Savanaclaw messed with her, not that she would mind it, since she’s so patient after all; but he knew that patience has its limits

He’d still call his s/o kitten at times, and he loves napping with her on his side cause it helps him sleep easier than usual and in peace cause of the vibe she exudes

When he first found out that she’s a descent, he lowered his head in respect and said “My Queen,”

He loves how soothing and gentle her touch is, he really can’t wrap it around his head how delicate her movements are

When s/o said him what if she tore the throats of those who bothered her casually with a laugh, he’d clear his throat and sweat

Azul Ashengrotto

Even non-land creatures knew to never mess with a descent of the great lion regardless of their patience level

Azul felt that people with the highest level of patience are the scariest

He loved how s/o is always speaking in such a decent manner, so calm and even the words she chose elaborated on how majestic and beautiful her whole existence is

He’d hate it if anyone ever bothered her, it didn’t matter if she cared or not cause he cares

Sometimes Azul would show his vulnerable side to s/o, and talk about his insecurities with her and she’d give him a warm hug and stroke his head gently

“There’s something about you, I can’t pin out what exactly, but you make me tell things I can’t say out loud,”

His reaction to s/o saying she might threaten the people who messed with her is that he’d clean his glasses and tell her that she ought to not do so for he will get things done and he will

Kalim Al-Asim

Both Kalim and s/o are no-anger people dear lord everyone wonders how they’re able to manage that

“You’re a descent of the legendary Nemean Lion? That’s so cool! I wouldn’t want to make you mad at all,” he beamed at s/o

People wouldn’t feel like bothering the both of them at all cause they are just so happy people just back off ~positive vibe check~

Kalim gives her headpats, lots of em! He spoils her a lot and treats her like a queen

“Why I’m treating you like this you ask? Cause you’re my queen! You deserve to be treated like one,” he’d grin and say when s/o asks him why he spoils her sm

Kalim is her ult babbey, she dislikes fighting but if anyone were to fight Kalim bro, they’re dead; not literally btw, her glare and growl is enough to chase em out

Vil Schoenheit

When s/o wakes up, she’d have really bad bed hair, like a lion’s mane

Vil would go in first thing and comb her hair, he loves doing so cause she had rlly rlly nice hair; its the gene she inherited from the beautiful Nemean Lion’s golden fur

Vil’s facial sessions become more therapeutic with her around, so he often makes her do facial with him

“It’d be a waste for a being as pretty as you, to not take care of your appearance,” he paused “well, you’re still not as beautiful as I am though,” he’d clear his throat and look away

He envies how she don’t get angry at all?? Like okay sis no wrinkles to worry about?

He absolutely loves her graceful demeanor in literally everything she does? Its so eye pleasing! He loves watching it almost as much as he loves looking at himself in the mirror

If s/o is about to send threats he’d say that its a waste of her beauty so he prevents her from doing so

Idia Shroud

“A descent of the N-n-nemean L-lion? Why do people of status keep on coming here,” he shivered when he found out at first cause yay! more intimidating people!

When s/o first introduced herself she was definitely not what he’d imagine, he felt less intimidated but still,,,had troubles cause,,,communication

He’d try to avoid her at first but she really do be wanting to be friends with him, so he reluctantly just warmed up to her

But he loves how she doesn’t get into his space! She’s so considerate and understanding. She’s so gentle too, so it makes him feel more comfortable? Maybe?

Idia has a hard time leaving his room, but with s/o’s gentle words and voice, he’d eventually give in somehow

Also he has a strong urge to play with her lion ears cause,,,,they’re so cute,,,,

He knows that she would probably be a very, very scary person if she’s mad, ‘probably as strong as those OP boss charas’ he’d say to her, which she chuckled and poked the tip of his nose, saying that he’s exaggerating

Malleus Draconia

“A descent of the Nemean Lion huh? But you’re oddly so cool headed, ah, not to be stereotypical, I just find it interesting,” he’d smile at s/o and nod his head

He appreciates how she never forgot to include him in things! Sometimes she’d also join for his strolls, he doesn’t mind it of course. It’s good company

S/o always mentioned how she’d prolly be offended if she kept on being forgotten like Malleus

“You? Offended? I doubt so,” he chuckled “I think you could handle the situation better than I could, you are well, a person full of patience,”

Malleus acknowledges s/o’s lineage and knows very well that she is strong, even if he is one of the top mages

Also gives s/o headpats, which, she loves very much

One time s/o scared away some people cause they were messing around with her too much, and Malleus found it adorable, ‘even she can get mad huh’ he’d think to himself with a smile

[chibinekochan]

😭 all I can think of for the twins birthday is the cake. Maybe the kinds of cake you think they’d eat?

Lol, the true glutton choice — I mean it's right on the mark.

Now I'm hungry. T-T

I just made a little baking cake scenario, where you bake a cake with one twin for the other twin.

Both of these are like 1k words

Belphie

He comes to you with his request. 

"Look, I want to bake a nine-tier cake for Beel. Last year we all baked him a small one, but it just wasn't enough to feed him at all. So this year I want to make sure that he gets enough cake to be full." 

"Nine tiers? That's a lot. Will that even be possible?" You can't imagine it. 

"Normally it wouldn't, but I have some special powder that will make it possible. It will cause the cake to be super light." Belphie then shows you a couple of cupcakes. He lets them go, and they float in the air. "See, I made these to make sure it will work."

"Wow, that's pretty cool. But wouldn't it be easier to just bake nine cakes and why nine tiers anyway?" You are impressed but still wonder why the extra effort.

"Maybe, but that's how we do it every year. I want something special for him this year and the number is just for every person that means so much to us." Belphie is steadfast in his decision. 

"Did you include me on that list?" That is the only way the math adds up. 

Belphie grins. "Yes, of course. So will you help me?" 

"I will help you. I want to see Beel’s smile too." Naturally, you agree. 

Belphie is honestly relieved. 

It's a challenge to put it lightly. The sheer amount of ingredients makes you dizzy. 

Your whole body hurts after mixing everything together. 

Belphie is very determined, you rarely see him like this. 

He doesn't even seem to be tired at all. 

Baking the cake is another big challenge. 

You use the kitchen in the castle since the oven is bigger.  

Both of you are kinda bored watching the oven. 

"You are covered in flour." Belphie chuckles. 

"Haha yeah, so are you." You shake the flour off your clothes and laugh.

Belphie cleans himself up. "You forgot some." Belphie pats your shoulder and then wipes your face. His hand lingers longer on your face than it needs to be. 

You blush. 

"Belphie, do I really have flour there?" You are pretty sure that it must be all gone now. 

Belphie smiles at you in a devious way. "Probably not." Then he pokes your nose and giggles. 

You puff your cheeks. He always does things like this to you. "You got some flour left too." With that, you ruffle his hair. 

Belphie huffs. "If you play dirty like that I will get you back." With that, Belphie starts to tickle you. 

"Ahh, so unfair." You playfully protest. "I will get you back for that one!" You start to attack his side. 

What causes Belphie to laugh uncontrollably. "Stop, stop, I admit defeat."

"Alright, I hope you learned your lesson." You grin at him victoriously. 

Belphie holds his hand up in the air. "I will not mess with the new tickle champ anymore. How about a victory kiss?" He smiles at you. 

You shake your head and are about to give in when the timer rings. 

Belphie groans. "Talk about bad timing."

You giggle and help to pull the cake out. 

Then you layer everything and cover the whole cake. 

It's a very impressive sight. 

"So, now we just have to bring it to the room where the food for the party is stored." It will still be a challenge, that much is certain. 

"Don't worry Barbatos said we can leave it here, and he will bring it to the party." Belphie is glad that he already took care of it. 

"Great, so that means we are done?" You feel a sense of relief. 

"Well, yeah except for one thing." Belphie smiles at you. 

"And that is?" You wonder what you have forgotten. 

"Close your eyes," Belphie smirks at you. You know what that means. So you play along. "Alright." You close your eyes. 

Anticipating what will come next. 

You can feel his breath on your face.

Then he gives you a very soft kiss. "Thank you for your help today."

Your eyes flutter open, and you see Belphie with slightly red cheeks. 

"No problem." You barely manage to say this much. 

Then you get interrupted by Barbatos and just go back to your room. 

Finally, the day of the party arrives. 

You barely can wait for Beel’s reaction.

The cake is massive. It's the biggest thing you have ever seen. 

When Beel sees it he is so happy. He barely stops himself from jumping into it. 

The hugs both you and Belphie with a bear hug. "Thank you so much you two! This is the best present."

"No problem Beel." You only manage to say this much. 

"As long as you like it I'm happy." Belphie is very pleased with this reaction. 

It was all worth it.

  Beel

He comes to you with a big request. 

"I really need your help with baking a cake for Belphie." 

"Sure, what can I help you with?" You have a feeling why he might need help. 

"Well, first of all, I want to make sure that I don't eat all the ingredients. I bought more than enough but I can't mess it up. I also need some help with the decoration." Beel looks like a distraught puppy. 

"I can help you with that no problem." You know how hard this is for Beel. So you gladly offer your support. 

"Thank you so much! I will pay you back for sure." Beel lights up, it seems like a big stone fell off his heart. 

"There is no need for that. I enjoy baking and I love spending time with you." It's a great way to spend time together in your opinion. 

"Great, then let's do this!" Beel is pumped. 

You both go to the kitchen. 

You can see that Beel bought at least 10 times the amount of ingredients. 

"Alright, I will manage the ingredients and you will do the mixing." This is the best plan in my opinion. 

Beel agrees with a nod. "Sounds good."

You carefully measure everything and Beel really fights against his urge to eat everything. 

It's a struggle for Beel. 

"Here have this." You hand him an xxxxxl chocolate bar. 

"Thanks, you are a lifesaver." Beel gratefully eats it. This seems to help Beel a lot. 

"No problem. That's why I'm your baking assistant after all." You smile at Beel. 

"I'm glad that I asked you. I can't thank you enough for this." Beel smiles kindly at you. 

"How did you do this before I came?" You are pretty curious about this.

"Well, I always manage somehow. I would make a few cakes or just ask one of my brothers to hold me back. It was always a huge battle. It's pretty shameful to be honest." Beel looks distraught. 

"You still always manage to do it for Belphie and that is all that matters in my opinion. No matter how tough it is on you, you still do it just to make him happy. I think that's pretty amazing." You want to encourage Beel. 

Beel smiles at you. "You might be right. Thank you for seeing it like this." 

It's like he never even considered thinking this way. 

Then the cake is ready to be baked. 

Beel is very careful with it. 

You look at all the ingredients you still have left. "What should we do with these?" 

"Hmmm, it's much more than what I usually leave. I haven't thought about it." Beel expected to eat most of the extra ingredients. 

"I think we should make some muffins with them. It would be a great treat for everyone." You think it will give Belphie the chance to enjoy his favorite cake in a new way. 

"That's a great idea. I'm sure Belphie will love that." Beel loves this idea. 

"How about we have a snack while the cake is baking? It smells so good I'm getting hungry." As if to agree, my stomach rumbles. 

"I thought it was just me. I will make us some sandwiches. Is that alright with you?" Beel chuckles lightly. 

"Sounds great." You can only agree. 

While Beel is preparing food for you, you notice the flour in his hair. "Can you bend down for a moment?" 

"Um, sure." Beel doesn't even question why. 

You gently remove the flour. "There you go."

He looks a bit confused.

"There was flour in your hair." 

"Ah, and I thought you were just patting me for some reason." Beel smiles at me. 

"I can do that too. You definitely deserve headpats." You giggle a little. 

Beel blushes and then his stomach starts to sound like a lion. "We need to do that later."

"Haha yeah sure seems like it." You both eat your sandwiches. Beel eats an entire package. 

Then the cake is done. 

"It already looks great. Now it needs to cook down and then we get to decorate it." You look at the cake. 

Beel nods. "We should use the time to make the muffins."

"Yeah, that's right." You start to prepare the ingredients and Beel does the mixing. 

This works best for both of you. Then you bake the muffins. 

"So now to decorate this cake. Will you use the chocolate or do you want to put the sugar decorations on it?" 

"I will do the chocolate. These sugar decorations somehow always break when I touch them." Beel seems to have tried it many times. 

It makes sense to you that he is so strong that they probably just crumble. "Okay."

Beel carefully covers the whole cake and I place the various tiny and fragile decorations on top of it. 

"There we go. What do you think? Does it look good?" You are pretty proud of yourself, but it's most important to you that Belphie will like it. 

"It looks great. I couldn't have done it without you." Beel beams with happiness and pride. He pats you on the head. 

You blush. 

"That was because you deserve some head pats." Beel uses your words. It's pretty embarrassing to hear it from him. 

"Thank you." You aren't sure what else to say. 

"Hold on, you got some chocolate there." Beel eyes your face and then uses his finger to clean your cheek. He then licks his finger. "Delicious." 

You blush even more from that statement. 

The timer for the muffins saves you. 

They honestly look and smell great. 

"They are amazing! This was a great idea." Beel looks with a lot of pride at the muffins. 

"I have to agree. Do you want to decorate them too?" You look at the load of muffins that you made. 

"I will coat them in chocolate. Maybe one decoration each? Just leave two without." Beel has a plan. 

"Sure, but what about the leftover two?" You don't mind at all. 

"I've got a plan for these." Beel doesn't say anything else.

You don't mind it, it's making you curious if anything. 

So you decorate the muffins and Beel does something with the extra muffins behind you. 

You have to work hard to not peek. 

Once you are done Beel comes up to you, hands behind his back. 

"I made something for you." Beel then sheepishly hands you two very nicely decorated muffins. They each seem to represent one of the twins. 

It makes you smile. "Aww, that's so sweet of you Beel. Thank you so much." 

"I'm glad you like it." Beel smiles brightly. 

You take the muffins and decide to follow up on something you wanted to do earlier. 

"Could you bend down for me?" You ask with a smile. 

"Have I more flour in my hair?" He ruffles his hair.

"No, just do it." You shake your head. 

Beel then shrugs and bends down. 

You smile at him and give him a light kiss on the lips. 

Beel blushes, he didn't expect that at all. 

"That one was because you are so awesome." You give him a big smile. 

Beel blushes. "Thank you."

The day of the party arrives and Beel presents the cake and muffins to Belphie. 

He is very happy about all the effort that Beel put into it. 

"Wow, that's the best cake ever." Belphie loves all the work and love that was put into this. 

"Thank you but they helped me a lot." Beel looks at you. "It would've been impossible without them."

"That's sweet of you to say, but you did the most work. I'm just glad that Belphie likes it." This is a bit embarrassing to hear. 

"I love it. Thank you both."Belphie beams at both of you. It is a full success.

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[half-mer-child]

Can you do a scenario when some of the merformers get very lonely and instantly cling on to the reader when they see them (if you want to of course UwU)

Lost Light Pod

Rodimus isn't in a good mood. He's having a bad day and he's starting to doubt himself, doubt his leadership. You notice he's distancing himself and isn't talking to the other mers. Tapping on the glass when he's alone he looks up at you eyes tired. He chirps and goes back to beong curled up in a ball. Climbing into the tank and hugging him he turns before nuzzling you. He churrs pulling you close and taking comfort in your embrace.

Drift doesn't show when he's sad. He's very good at keeping his emotions close and always appearing happy or at least calm. However a good friend like you can see the difference between a fake smile and a real smile. When he is alone with his thoughts he hears you coming and trills surprised when arms slip around his waist. He takes the gesture in kind and nuzzles you, your smile cheering him up.

Minimus is not a very emotional mer. He has emotions regardless of what Rodimus thinks but he's not good at expressing them. He is tiny but he is in a position of power and he wants to be respected which is sometimes hard given his size. He has anxiety over decisions he's made that have gone wrong. He fears he will makea mistake and hurt mers that he isn't good enough. It's days where he won't come out of his office won't stop writing and filing that you sneak in. He would scold you about knocking but you slip into his lap and stay quiet. He says nothing but pulls you closer hugging you as he does his work. You chase away all his fear and anxiety. You are one of the many reasons he continues to work and enforce the rules.

Megatron has many regrets. He is the one whi started the war. He is the one who killed millions of humans and thousands of mers. He does not deserve your kindness your sweet words or your affection but you give it. Holding you close body trembling he curls around you protectively as he whispers words of assurance. He promises you won't be another mistake and he will ALWAYS protect you just as you protect him from himself.

Chromedome is a sweet mer. One with many issues and few solutions but a kind mer. He cares about his friends and pod deeply a little too deeply. He struggles with messing with his memories and on his bad days he'll stare at his claws wanting to use them. To sink them into flesh and remove or give memories. These thoughts disgust him and he cries curling in on himself. When you touch him he cries more. Your so soft and sweet and gentle please... please... Gently wrapping your arm around him whispering reassurances he calms down holding you close. Please don't leave.

Rewind is a pleasant mer. Everyone loves him. Hes small he's kind and he's gentle. Very talkative and cuddly but not overbearingly so. He tries to be polite but there are some days where he's snippy and annoyed. Maybe him and Chromedome got in a fight. Maybe he's just not in a good mood. But something about the way you wrap your arms around him and hide in his chest even though your about the same size. It melts his heart that you see he's upset amd comfort him. He chirps and holds you close.

Cyclonus is a mech of few words. His face is set in a permanent frown and he doenst ever seem happy or sad. But there are days where he'll look at his sword and stare off into space or nights where he can't sleep. He holds Tailgate close on one of these nights and as he tries to drift off he sees you. You swim over quietly and humming softly at him he hums back moving to allow you room. You slip into the cuddle pile and snuggle close to Cyclonus humming softly. Closing his eyes feeling better a small smile you can't see graces his face as he hums with you. It's nights like these that chase the dark thoughts away.

Tailgate is not a sad mer. He's small and cuddly and full of love and energy and life. Everyone loves Tailgate and he loves them too. He's always willing to give a hug or show off a cool trick of asked but there are days although far and few between where he gets tired. He doesn't want to play or cuddle he wants to sleep and lay down and just do nothing because all his energy is gone and he's cranky. On these days where he feels miserable the only thing that cherrs him up if to be sandwiched between you and Cyclonus. Tucked under his chin squeezing him tightly as Cyclonus curls around you both he feels happier than he ever has.

Swerve is always depressed. He feels unwanted and unloved in his pod. Sure he has a couple friends and he's a decent guy but he talks to much and he knows this but he CAN'T S T O P. He knows people and mers alike hate it and hate him. When he goes completely silent it's a dead give away somethings wrong but a lot of mers just continue on with their day glad for the silence. You however kind and sweet and oh so so so amazing friend you are give him smooches as you wrap your arms around his tubby clownfish body. If anyone could put a smile on his face its you.

Skids is usually pretty happy but sometimes he just gets tired. He's not always sure why but sometimes he just wants to lay down and not sleep exactly but not be here. When your soft hands touch his dull scales face concerned he smiles up at you softly and enjoys the attention. It may take awhile but the feeling will fade. Until then your headpats keep him content as you help fight off his dread.

Rung is a therapist. He must always have a professional and calm attitude but there are some days where he just can't. He did not fight in the war but it weighs heavily on him. So many sparks lost. So many innocent mers. The bloodshed and the screams often keep him awake at night. But it is his job to comfort others so when you appear and give him a hug and hold on he knows your comforting him. Closing his eyes he holds you back. Sometimes kindess returns it's favor.

Whirl is choas and anger incarnate. He is an angry lobster and he lets everyone know it. But some days he doenst have the energy to be angry. Some days he sits at the bottom of his tank and sulks. These are the days with intrusive thoughts and self loathing. The days where he wants to die but doenst have the energy to carry out the act. These are the days he hates himself, he hates everyone. But as you lay on top of him hands warm and gentle as they hug his sharp frame he can't have the heart to hate you. He churrs sadly and the hug gets tighter. He could never hate you.

Nautica chirps sadly and looks up at you with her sad blue eyes. You can't deny the cute mers request and slip into the tank with her. She churrs happily as she nuzzles into your warm skin. Petting her fins she chirps now in a much better mood with her favorite human.

Brainstorm sighs loudly and pouts. Paying him no mind his sighs gets louder until you finally look away from your work and up at him. He sniffles eyes looking down as his fins hang down sad. Rolling your eyes you step into the tank and he chirps excited as he holds you close nuzzling you all over. Manipulative little mer.

Primes Pod

Optimus hadn't been in the best mood. The war is over and with it he can fully realize all the things he's done wrong. All of the mers he could've saved. He sits on a cove watching the still kelp forest. It used to be full of pups amd expecting parents. Seeing it so empty hallows it's heart. He pauses when he sees you. He can not muster the energy to smile but you don't expect him too. Holding his hand you both sit and stare. The war has caused much pain but people like you, those who try and make peace, they make it worth it.

Arcee is tired. She won't even pretend she's not as she lays still. Her scales are duller than usual and her visit to Jack seemed to make her more tired rather than reinvigorated. She sighs. Hearing you approach she says nothing. When your fingers interlace with yours she says nothing. When you lay down with her in silence she says nothing but actions speak louder than words and the smile you give as she pulls you close almost makes her feel better.

Bumblebee has lived his entire life in war. He doesn't have a memory where war or the looming threat of it wasn't present in his life. He had to grow up fast and didn't have much time to just be a kid. He's watched many friends die or get hurt in the heat of battle and that weighs heavily on him. He has many scars and sometimes they make him self conscious. So when you silently sit in his lap hands wandering his frame and tracing his scars he can't help but feel a flutter of pride. Finally the war is over and hopefully he can enjoy it with you.

Bulkhead worked with mers who threw themselves into battle knowing that they may not come back. He has seen pretty grim things and although he's usually pretty bubbly sometimes he just needs a break, he needs to be sad. Sitting on a rock sunbasking staring at the sea he lets his mind fill with dark thoughts as he mourns his lost friends. He wants to be alone but you don't allow it. You and all your stubbornness lay on the rock suffering the discomfort to give him confort. He's silent for a long while but sighing he slowly starts telling you tales of war and battle. He smiles as your face lights up and you scoot closer listening. He snuggles close to you shell softer than rock as he tells you stories late into the night no longer feeling sad.

WheelJack is quiet when he's sad or deep in thought. He's never quiet so you notice right away. And he notices you notice but he won't talk about it. As he stares at the stars floating on the water he can't speak, or maybe he just won't but you don't make him. Floating next to him fingers interlocked he closes his eyes dark thoughts fading away as he feels you next to him. Maybe someday he'll tell you what's in his head but today he just wanta to feel you close, ready to listen if he decides to speak.

Ultra Magnus isn't very feeling. He has emotions but he prioritizes order and rules over feelings. Sometimes when no one is payong attention he'll slip off to be alone for a couple hours. He won't really go anywhere, just wander around seemingly lost. He doesn't know what he's looking for but he feels like he's lost something very important. One day when you come with him following close but giving him space he wonders if your what he's wanted all along.

Smokescreen never really saw a lot of battle. He was a guard but what he gaurded no one came after. He longed for glory. For battle scars and stories to tell. He wants to prove himself and show he has what it takes to be a warrior. Now that the war is over there are many times he feels like he never did anything. He shouldn't be considered a hero by humans if he never actually did anything heroic. When you smooch his cheek holding his hand telling him he did good his heart flutters. At least in your eyes he's a hero.

Knockout joined the automers later and he regrets waiting so long. Serving under Megatron taking abuse and never being thanked for his work was hard. He is often unsure of himself despite his facade and feels inferior thanks to never being praised or given credit. These thoughts get especially loud when Breakdown is away or he patched up someone and later they come back still in pain. His hands shake as he thinks of the past and his shortcomings but when he feels your hands on top of his they stop shaking and he stops worrying. With you he feels all the confidence he pretends to have become real.

Breakdown has done some messy things. Near the end of the war him and Knockout fled the deceptimers and pleaded sanctuary with the automers. It was hard. Adjusting. Seeing old enemies as new friends. Sometimes he'd start a fight or do something that made him feel like he was putting Knockout in danger and this caused him to feel unsafe and scared. But the more time he spent with you and the more time he spent with his new pod slowly these feelings faded away. With you tucked under his chin listening to his stories he felt he could take on the world.

Decepticon Mer Facility

Lugnut misses war. He misses blood and choas as roars echo through the waves, storms raging above the water. He misses the thrill of pleasing his master Megatron and the honor of being a deceptimer. He knows the war is over. That a truce was called and that everyone was tried for war crimes regardless of side. He now rots here, away from Megatron and his mate and sometimes it makes him tired. He lays down unmoving even as fish swim around him. He has no hunger only shame. Staring at the walls outside his container he pauses as you come in the tank. He can smell Megatrons scent on you and he knows you are a friend. As arms wrap around him he closes his eyes. The war is over but you and Megatron still stay loyal friends amd for now that is enough.

Blitzwing is often a whirl of emotions. Sadness is not usually one of them. Maybe he misses being free in the ocean. Maybe he misses war and choas or maybe without the war, without battle he realizes how lonely he is. The slits in his mouth are still as his mind reals over the war and all it's lost opportunities. Blitzwing pauses when he feels arms wrap around him. Chirping confused he turns and sees you giving him a hug. Tilting his helm he hums holding you close. Maybe the war and his purpose are over but at least he has you.

DreadWing put himself in here on purpose. Prime offered him a place in his pod but he refused. The war is over his brother is dead and no one cares about him. He's ready to join the AllSpark and see SkyQuake again. Laying down in his tank not eating he watches as you enter. You don't say anything but laying down next to him he knows you want too. He can't bring himself to pull away as you reach out and softly touch him. He simply closes his eyes and leans onto your touch letting out a sad trill. He is old and he is tired but you are young and so kind and he can't help but lean into your warm comforting touch and wander how he ever deserved such kindness? He doesn't question it and hums leaning into your touch content to just live even if it's not for much longer.

[ellewords]

aa i'm good but i'm after watching a documentary about a murder in my country eeehehe and the suspect is still roaming around cause he still denies it and there wasn't enough circumstantial evidence so </3

BUT CONGRATULATIONS ON 1.3K !! u deserve every single one and so much more omg,, i'd love to give u a hug but unfortunately, i cannot </3

or maybe even a headpat like this aw

you had me at true crime omg 😳 what’s the name of the documentary? i’m always looking for more stuff too watch hehe

AAAAA THANK UUU pls i would love a headpat,,, really felt, bo’s hinata’s and tsumu’s expressions over there ;-;

[moody-bloosh]

can you write headcanons about la squadra with their tall girlfriends (maybe even taller than them lmao) who looks really intidimated but deep down she is just a little puppy at heart. like, clingy and affectionate, loves receiving headpats , giving them the best puppy eyes and has the cutest pout Ò w Ó

While writing this, I was watching compilations of Scorpia from She-Ra and the Princesses of Power. She really embodies this ask, I think XD ((please watch SPOP it’s really good I love it so much

others are under the cut because it’s a bit long ;;; it’s all of La Squadra after all uwu 

Risotto Nero 

There’s nothing he loves more than coming home to you after a long day. When you hold him in your arms, he feels safe, warm, loved. 

Usually, Risotto is a stern and fair capo, when you bring out the puppy eyes though. He just melts. 

“Fine, we’ll foster the dog, just until we can find him a good home, alright?” 

Adores how affectionate you can be with him and without any shame, he’s always under a lot of pressure from work so there’s nothing he loves more than being doted on by you. 

Loves it when you run your fingers through his hair as he lies on your lap and he tells you about his day and you in turn give such comic responses to his wacky days. 

You live for Risotto’s headpats! 

Sometimes he wonders what he did in this life to deserve someone as wonderful as you. He will voice out his concerns, will tell you that you deserve someone better than him. But you tell him that he is already the best and nothing he can tell you will make you think otherwise. 

The little spoon. Do not take this away from him, or else someone will end up seriously hurt. 

Prosciutto 

He is one tough cookie to crack! Prosciutto is a little more firm than Risotto, your puppy eyes and pout won’t work on him.

However, he is very protective of you. If you so much as get a single scratch on you, he gets very irate and vows to take down whoever caused you harm. 

You’re a little more rash. Since his Stand isn’t made for direct combat and yours is, your job is mainly to protect Prosciutto. Something he gets super annoyed over. 

Isn’t he supposed to be the one protecting the love of his life? 

It absolutely tears him apart when he sees you all bruised up and bloody. He will berate you for being so reckless, while his words are biting, you know where he is coming from. 

“I’ll protect your body, Prosciutto, because you’re the one protecting my heart. I need to make sure you’re alright, so you can take good care of it.” 

He kind of just - reboots for a minute. Your words have a profound effect on him. Then he gets super blushy as he tells you that of course he’ll take good care of your heart. You’re the one he loves more than anything, after all. 

“So take good care of yourself too, idiot.” 

Pesci 

He gets super flustered when you engage in any form of skinship with him. 

Though, sure enough, with time, he gradually begins to warm up to you and your super affectionate nature. 

If Prosciutto gives him tough love, you give him all the sweet love you can muster. Doting on him with plenty of tender love and care, he really doesn’t know what to do and he gets super shy. 

Really it’s because you’re the first person he’s ever been in a relationship with so he doesn’t want to mess things up. 

You never tire of reassuring him how much you love him

Illuso

HUGGING ILLUSO IS THE BEST THING EVER SO YOU CAN NEVER GET ENOUGH 

His clothes are so poofy and fluffy, it’s like you’re hugging a teddy bear. 

Illuso says the filthiest things but he turns into absolute putty when you do cute things with him. 

Holding hands and swinging it around as you walk around, giving him a big hug when he gives you something surprisingly thoughtful, booping your noses together !? Be still, heart! Illuso can only take so much of your cuteness!!! 

Really loves it when you squeeze his hand to reassure him whenever he feels jittery. Whenever you do that, he makes sure to press a kiss on your hand. 

GIVES THE BEST HEADPATS, and you always give such cute reactions when he pats your head that he can’t help but always kiss you afterwards. 

Illuso just wants to protecc you, always trailing after you to make sure you aren’t getting bullied. 

Illuso is only kind and sweet to you, he’s still a total rat to the others. But that’s alright. He’s the rat you fell in love with

Formaggio 

Formaggio loves it when you get super affectionate with him! 

Sometimes he will even shrink himself so you can dote on him more and just get a cute attack over how sweet and smol he is. 

Sometimes though, he likes to shrink you just so that he can be the one giving you all the love and affection you want. 

Weak to your puppy dog eyes, just hit him with it and you will get whatever you want. Yes, whatever you want, the sky's the limit. 

Ghiaccio

When Ghiaccio gets mad, I can see you being the one to calm him down. You pick him up and sort of just rock him around to calm him down. 

REALLY LOVES IT WHEN YOU’RE BEING SUPER TOUCHY AND AFFECTIONATE WITH HIM 

BUT HE WILL NEVER ADMIT IT !!! 

It might be a little difficult though, because Ghiaccio will snap at you when you are being touchy with him. So tearfully, you withdraw but then all of a sudden he’s apologizing and trying very hard to explain himself. 

And you just sort of melt, apology accepted. You wrap him in a big hug while he sits on your lap, sort of just soaking in your affection. 

He actually leans in your touch and tells you, that he’s not really opposed to you embracing him. 

“I like it ...actually.” 

“Aww, Ghiaccio, your tsun side is cute too.” 

“Shut the fuck up and just continue cuddling me.” 

Melone 

Loves it when you carry him princess style. 

He loves to spoil you with cute things. You secretly really love them but you don’t like using them because you think that they don’t suit you. 

Melone will be all, “no, baby, you are an angel and you will look lovely no matter what, I swear it.” 

Melone loves you in such a way that you gradually learn to love yourself too

You two are a super duper lovey dovey couple. You give everyone toothaches from how sweet you two are being! 

The two of you can’t keep your hands away from each other but in such a way that you’re either always holding hands or hugging. You give Sorbet & Gelato a run for their money! 

Sorbet & Gelato 

Absolutely loves when you can carry the both of them in your arms at the same time. 

They’re already very touchy with each other so with the addition of you, y’all will be very much inseparable. 

Sorbet & Gelato love to talk shit to the other members of the squad and then run to have you protect them. 

The others are a little intimidated to fight you but also since you’re such a darling they never really want to hurt you. 

You’re the only one aside from Gelato who can make Sorbet smile. He always comes out smiling after you lift him up and swing him around. 

Gelato likes to make you carry him around piggy back style or even princess style if he’s feeling it. 

You’re always so happy to dote on and lavish love and affection on your darlings. 

[sparklingshipps]

▲ The other half ▲

coming out of the dead again to finally post the first fic i've written with misumi! I wrote it like...2 months ago? i guess. anyways...basically, it's how he asked me out. i love him. i wanto to smooch his face

You were used to hear hurried footsteps followed by bangs on the window. Misumi was your friend for a while, so he always would do it when he wanted to search for triangles with you. You two were very good friends, very close friends actually. You loved to cuddle and hug him, hearing him talking about his triangles while stroking his hair. It was the type of friendship with an unique intimacy, the type when you trust each other.

- Hope-chan, Hope-chan!

You heard Misumi's voice by the window.

- Good morning Sumi. How are you, did you sleep well?

You asked while giving him headpats. He nodded.

- Hm, hm! Are you ready to go?

- Yes, yes I am.

- Good! Cause I have something to show you!

That made you curious.

- What is it?

- You have to wait and see.~ Hehe.

- Okay, you got me curious there.

- Let's go, let's go!

Maybe it was just your imagination, but this boy was extra agitated today. Not that he's not like that, cause he has a lot of energy, but there was something different. You decided to let it go, at least for now.

Misumi jumped out of the window, calling you from the floor.

- You can jump! I'll catch you!

- J-jump...from here?

- It's safe, I promise, I'm here!

That idea made you a little concerned, not only for you, but if Misumi would manage to catch you. But then you remembered how he can really do anything, so you went with the flow, even if a little afraid.

- Okay...but catch me, okay?

- Yes! Yes!

You jumped out of the window, feeling the pressure of the fall. When you stopped, you felt two strong and warm arms around your form. Of course it was Misumi.

- I got a Hope-chan! I said I would catch you!

You couldn't help but blush a little. He made you feel like that it's been a while. Misumi grounded you on the floor, holding your hand.

- Let's go let's go! We have a place to go!

- Oh so the surprise it's a place?

- Hm...yes, you can say that!

- Hehe, okay, I can't wait to see where we are going.

That boy was fast. Too fast for you, you still don't understand where he gets that much energy. Sometimes he would take things slow, but today he sure was more energetic than usually. Is this place really that exciting?

There was a point you couldn't keep up with him anymore, and decided to stop.

- W-wait...Sumi…

You said, with heavy breathing.

- You tired, Hope-chan?

- Y-yes...you really are fast huh?

- I'm sorryyyy...I should have been a little less hurried...hm...ah, I know!

Suddenly, Misumi was on his back for you on his knees. You were confused at first but then you undestood the message.

- W-wait, you're going to carry me all over the path?

- Yeah!

- Are you sure you can do it? We could have a little break.

- No, no breaks! We are going to rest when we get there! It will be okay, I promise!

Well, you couldn't say no to him. Besides, he always has passed some kind of protective aura to you. Since he really has that many abilities, you feel they wouldn't fail to keep you safe.

You trusted Misumi enough to offer you legs to his arms and embrace his neck from behind, that's what you did. He stood up, with you on his shoulders.

- And up we go! You okay there?

- Yeah it's fine.

- Great!

Being that close to Misumi made you feel warm inside. Even though he was running, it was kind of comfortable to feel his warmth on you like that.

- Okay, now you have to close your eyes!

- Huh, okay.

You did what he asked, and he started running again a little more, until Misumi stopped.

- Okay, here we are!

You opened your eyes just to see a very peaceful field, with some flowers and trees. The sun was shining brightly on the grass, but the breeze was just fine.

- This place seems very calm...and very peaceful...how did you find it?

- While looking for triangles! Of course I thought about showing it to you! But it's not just that.

- Oh?

- Come here!

He grabbed your hand and you followed him to the bottom of a tree, there, you could see a picnic towel with a picnic basket on it.

- Surprise!

- Sumi...you prepared a picnic for us?

- Yeah! But that's not just that! Come sit with me!

Misumi pulled you to the floor where you sat down. He opened the basket to reveal all sorts of triangular food: onigiri, sandwiches, sweets…

- You even made triangular food...Sumi, you are so sweet, you know that?

You said caressing his cheek. He giggled in response, and you could see a pink shade on his cheeks.

- I can't wait to see how good these snacks are, but coming from you, I think they will be great.

- I put extra love while making them! Just for you!

You sighed. That boy sure was the sweetest. You couldn't deny you felt something more for him. The sun was shining bright, but his smile was even brighter, you could tell how much effort he put making all of that.

- Hmm, yummy onigiri! Yummy triangles!

You couldn't help but stare dreamingly at him. His happiness for triangles was something that always caught your attention. Something so simple, but very specific, and just that could make that boy's day.

- Wait, Hope-chan!

- Huh?

Misumi whipped something off of your cheek. That made your cheeks glow red.

- You had a piece on your cheek, ehe.

- A-ah...sorry...I'm a little distracted.

- Distracted? Why?

- It's just that...you made all of this...why?

- It's because I love you! Why? You didn't like that?

He said that with a certain sad tone.

- N-no, of course I did Sumi! Why would you...wait what?

- What?

- Y-you said you love me?

- Yeah, I really love you!

You were confused if he was talking about friendship or something more. You two would always say how much you loved each other, but after all of this, it made you have your doubts.

- L-like...what?

- Like...the other half of my triangle! Would you be the other half of my triangle?

Misumi took a little box off of his pocket with a ring with a triangular shape on it. You could really compare that to a proposal...but you two were too young to think about that.

- Sumi...you're serious? I…

- Yeah! Then I will be mr. triangle, and you will be...mx. triangle! You see?

Of course you had only one answer to that.

- Sumi...yes...yes, I wanna be the other half of your triangle...I love you, too…

- Yay!

Misumi quickly got you on his arms and kissed you with such energy that only he has. You kissed him back, stroking his cheek. He put the ring on your finger and showed he also had one for him, and now you were matching!

After the good meal, you two laid on the grass embraced. Misumi had his head on your shoulder, with his arms around your form while you were stroking his hair.

- Hehehe, I'm feeling all triangular now!

- Heh, how so?

- Cause now I have you!

You gave him a tender smile.

- You know...I'm going to give you the love you deserve…

- Eh?

He looked at you with a confused expression.

- It's just that...I feel life wasn't fair to you, Misumi. You deserved so much better. I feel like it's my duty to give you this love, since the day we met.

He became silent for a moment. You could feel his grip was stronger, and now he was looking to you with such peaceful eyes, those bright, orange eyes that made your heart flutter, with a tender smile on his face. You really felt Misumi was feeling less energetic, relaxed with your touch. He laid his head on your shoulder again, you were still stroking his hair, and he said these words, with a lighthearted tone on his voice:

- Heheh...you are my favorite triangle.~

Of course he was your favorite triangle too.

[naddy-and-stuff]

Not that anyone probably cares in particular, but I'm hit by writer's block and I found that the best way to ward it off was by writing random stuff... XD

So here is my opinion on the Obey Me! brothers.

Lucifer - I'm not going to lie, but I generally sleep on Lucifer. From the start it was evident that he was the poster boy and I tend to not like poster boys. I'm sure that he's a great character, but when a franchise slaps "THIS IS THE 'MAIN' GUY!" on someone, I just lose interest in that guy. I picture him as my boss, but not the kind of guy I would fantasize office romances with. He's the boss I need to be professional with cause I want to keep my job... XD No offense to Lucifer stans. His sense of fashion is on point; I myself am a fan of the vest-tie-dress shirt combo and the coat is a really nice touch. His loyalty is also a good quality about him, even if it puts him at odds with different people or his own sin personification, Pride. Lucifer is just really not my cup of tea.

THE GREAT MAMMON-SAMA - I like Mammon, but most of it stems from wanting to give him a hug because of all the insults he gets. I mean yeah, he spends a LOT and gets in debt a LOT and maybe thousands of thousands of years of that made his brothers look down on him because of his spending, but I'd still hug him. Do I see myself romantically involved with him? No. He's more like a brother that I need to keep an eye on even though that's an exercise in futility cause THE GREAT MAMMON-SAMA will spend any and all Grimm he has and come to regrer it later. Does he still deserve a hug and headpats after all that? Yes. Yes he does.

Levi - If you haven't noticed, I've only ever done Levi content. I like Levi. I will admit that his tendencies to incorporate "lol" and "jk" (what are these called even?) is annoying, but his references are a nice touch. Yoda-speak is my favorite so far. His dedication to his passion, no matter how mundane and ordinary it seems to everyone else, is one of the things I really liked about him. All of the brothers have hidden depths, but Levi displaying low self-confidence hits a little too close to home and highlights his personification as Envy. Plus his interest in the anime culture gives some interesting role-play scenarios and I love role-play but you didn't hear that from me.

Satan - At first, Satan put me off. He was just so perfect: tall, handsome, reads books, probably has magical powers, probably has some tragic backstory and so on. He didn't really catch my attention that much, but learning what he was and where he came from made me feel, if even a little, for him. He's not too high on my bias list for the brothers, but the fact that he's trying to be his own person despite of himself, made me sympathetic of him. I may not agree with his methods or his way of thinking, but I can see where he's coming from.

Asmo - At first, I was only going to tolerate Asmo because he was one of my first SSR cards (the other one being Mammon), but I came to see him as that one friend you do skin care with and trade saucy stories while painting each other's nails. I can see myself trading innuendoes with Asmo, but not actually engaging in those activities that he is fond of. Like Mammon, I see him as a brother, albeit effeminate.

Teddy Beel - This teddy bear is right below Levi in terms of romance route. On one hand, I would romance Beel, but on the other he's like the younger brother that I need to protect from his other brothers (even though let's face it; it's definitely the other way around). His character is simple, lovable, and effective. He likes eating and he loves his family, which makes it easy for him to warm up to you given how easily he considers you as a part of the family. Plus, have you seen those arms? Man!

Belphie - Admittedly, I've not seen much of Belphie in my playthrough, but from the spoilers and what little I've seen, Belphie falls in the younger brother category. He can take care of himself, or have Beel take care of him, but he needs someone to offer a counterargument. Lucifer does that sure, but as I mentioned, Lucifer's loyalty puts him at odds with other people and himself, so I think he would benefit from a counterargument coming from an outside source. Like I said, I haven't seen much of Belphie to make a judgment, but I think he needs to be told, by someone he does not perceive to have bias, what his actions may cause.

If you've read thus far, thank you! Whoever you stan in these boys, I respect that. These are simply my opinions that I needed to write down to whittle my writer's block. XD

But hey, thanks for reading! :3

[imreallyfkinsorry-blog]

Honestly right now i feel like shit. This was the last thing i ever wanted to happen. Did you really have to block/unfriend me on everything. Do u really not want to be my friend that badly, i was really upset u didnt even message me once over these 4 days like u wudnt even know, but i accepted it because of u and ur situation, i was ok with not talking to u for months if it atleast meant i can still be your friend, i was so happy for you when i saw ur results like u wudnt believe, i almost called you the second i saw, im still sooo proud of you, i was so excited when i heard u reached this morning i wanted to be the first one to hug u and congratulate you but u cudnt even look me in the eye, that really hurt, i mean like really cant i celebrate your achievements with you? Cant i be happy for you? Even after all that i still bought a freakin slice of cheese cake for u just now in massy to surprise you tomorow, but now i saw that im unfriended. Is what im doin really that bad? All the headpats and snacks and stupid jokes, the cup the pens, the kfc, the chinese food, the bestie card the worrying about you, even not messaging you after 4 or on weekends, even when alicia asked about the art supply crap i told her i probably forgot to give u, I really didnt know i was causing u so much pain, those stupid little things made me so happy, like soooo happy at this shit job, i even got super friendly with like everyone in the office so it wudnt be weird when im around you. Like everyone really likes me now like you wudnt believe, everyone just comes up and touches me or makes some joke or pushes me and honestly thats all thanks too you, the fay-cade is serious af, ugh it may sound like im just rambling on but thats because i am just rambling on, this may very well be the last message i send you so im sorry if its long i just have alot to say. I even made a new account since u know im probably blocked. Look tbh i understand y u blocked me and dont want to talk to me outside of work u think this is gonna make ur relationship healthier and perfect and at the end of the day as much as i throw tantrums and bitch about u not messaging me and neglecting me, i still do 100% platonically love you, you are still MY best friend you can block me, unfriend me even pass me straight in the office, nothing is gonna change that,i may not attend your wedding but i want you too know i want you to be happy,i genuinely do, you fucking deserve that, you deserve the best tho i not gonna lie and say ur not an asshole or very immature or that u treat me like shit, but jesus tap dancing christ its those little things that you do that make me soo happy, i just want you to be sooo happy and i want to thank you for being my friend, like really, thank you Lorrie. I can never hate you....

Nvm u made me cry today,i was setting up this cool joke from a tiktok vid i saw and u just ripped me apart, i had to go outside to play it off, now stacy ann thinks i hav corona or some. I was dissapointed in u in that moment but i will never hate you so u can hate me all you want, act agitated with me all you want, act like im bothering you all you want, im still gonna pat ur head, smile with you, bring you snacks and defend you whenever i hear the slightest inkling of someone insulting u. You know what u were being a dick for today im gonna eat your cake now. Btw my friend came to pick me up today thats why i stayed back late then i saw u, were u running from me? Thats kinda freaking depressing and kinda really hurt but still

I DO NOT HATE YOU,

Still i am sooooo fucking proud of you tho, fucking distinctions hoe fucking hell you bad bitch.

Im probably gonna leave JD soon so please please please please dont hate me until then, i cant deal with passing you straight and not talkin to u, we can talk about suppliers and staplers for hours if u want, im just sooo fkin sorry i made u feel like that so please dont hate me, honestly there really is something wrong with me, im trying to work on it.

I started writing this to fkin get everything off my chest and tell you y i hate u but i cant, i really cant.if today or tomorrow something happens to either of us i dont want today to be the way we remember each other.

You're my friend, you always will be, even if everyone is against you, even if its 40 years in the future, even if you never talk to me again, you can always come to me, i will always be there for you, no matter what.

Btw if u think ghosting me is gonna get u away from me buyin you a birthday present then you dont know me atall.

Can you atleast just add me back on facebook, this actually really bothers me, i really like to see the shit u post once in a while, i promise never to message you and i promise not to post anything so u wont have to see me...please.

If not then ok, im still gonna be down but i dont hate you and i am soo sorry i forced you to have to go this far i really really didnt wanna hurt you. Being your friend has made me so goddamn happy these couple months,like every single day was something to look forward too but if i have to sacrifice my happiness in order for you to be happy,as much as ot fucking hurts, then so be it, I can live with that.

Thank you for being my friend, like truly thank you,that meant so much to me even if it was for a short while. Thank you.

Again im sorry and please dont hate me

Lol now finish the cake.

Im so proud of you, u smart muthafker and im lovin the person your becoming, strong, intelligent and beautiful. You deserve to be happy, you earned that right and i hope you get everything you want. Im praying for it, like to indian jesus and the spagetti monster.

Good bye, i may not come tomorrow.

Pawny stays with me until i leave, no kidnapping or chicken protective services😤

Thank you for everything, thank you for being such an amazing friend and for being there for me I really and truly appreciate it...... and please dont not forget me.

Add me back😢