#Give Me God of War

[thenomadclan]

Nomad Predator Vs. All 9 Valkyries in God of War 2018!

WELCOME WELCOME!!! Today’s video is something special for it was specifically challenged by a friend for me to take on all 9 Valkyries in GOW 2018. However, I took it one step further and decided to achieve the challenge with a set of rules:

1.) Have it on Give Me God Of War

2.) Have it on New Game Plus (for newer attack patterns)

3.) No Deaths

4.) Wear the Zeus Armor (Not only very strong armor, but also very weak meaning one hit could kill me.)

I hope you all enjoy!^^

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[redcell6]

Kratos

illustrated by: Victor Garcia

[primaverapeace]

I was so good at God of War until I tried on Lies of P

Last time on GOW Ragnarok I beat Gna, the Valkyrie Queen on the hardest mode (Give me God of War) then I was so confident that I could destroy LOP and here is my first try on figting Parade Master lool This game humbled me for good. xD

Lies of P was my first SoulsLike game but at least the closest thing I played was GOW on the hardest mode. Btw, as you can see it was another story 🤣 And it's not that I've got good at it now I'm just the same. Perfect Guard in LOP is quite hard for dodging player like me.

[wizardnuke]

hozier songs are all "i wouldn't be here without black artists" "you should kill your boss" "i love ireland :(" "DO Y OU NEED A DOG. I CAN BARK"

[334iwatchshit]

please remember that luke skywalker adopted rey and fin a few years after marrying din djarin and and opening his jedi school on mandalor with their green rat son.

[gingermintpepper]

In my Zeus bag today so I'm just gonna put it out there that exactly none of the great Ancient Greek warrior-heroes stayed loyal and faithful and completely monogamous and yet none of them have their greatness questioned nor do we question why they had the cultural prominence that they did and still do.

Jason, the brilliant leader of the Argo, got cold feet when it came to Medea - already put off by some of her magic and then exiled from his birthland because of her political ploys, he took Creusa to bed and fully intended on marrying her despite not properly dissolving things with Medea.

Theseus was a fierce warrior and an incredibly talented king but he had a horrible temper and was almost fatally weak to women. This is the man who got imprisoned in the Underworld for trying to get a friend laid, the man who started the whole Attic War because he couldn't keep his legs closed.

And we cannot at all forget Heracles for whom a not inconsiderable amount of his joy in life was loving people then losing the people around him that he loved. Wives, children, serving boys, mentors, Heracles had a list of lovers - male and female - long enough to rival some gods and even after completing his labours and coming down to the end of his life, he did not have one wife but three.

And y'know what, just because he's a cultural darling, I'll put Achilles up here too because that man was a Theseus type where he was fantastic at the thing he was born to do (that is, fight whereas Theseus' was to rule) but that was not enough to eclipse his horrid temper and his weakness to young pretty things. This is the man that killed two of Apollo's sons because they wouldn't let him hit - Tenes because he refused to let Achilles have his sister and Troilus who refused Achilles so vehemently that he ran into Apollo's temple to avoid him and still couldn't escape.

All four of these men are still celebrated as great heroes and men. All four of these men are given the dignity of nuance, of having their flaws treated as just that, flaws which enrich their character and can be used to discuss the wider cultural point of what truly makes a hero heroic. All four of these men still have their legacies respected.

Why can that same mindset not be applied to Zeus? Zeus, who was a warrior-king raised in seclusion apart from his family. Zeus who must have learned to embrace the violence of thunder for every time he cried as a babe, the Corybantes would bang their shields to hide the sound. Zeus learned to be great because being good would not see the universe's affairs in its order.

The wonderful thing about sympathy is that we never run out of it. There's no rule stopping us from being sympathetic to multiple plights at once, there's no law that necessitate things always exist on the good-evil binary. Yes, Zeus sentenced Prometheus to sufferation in Tartarus for what (to us) seems like a cruel reason. Prometheus only wanted to help humans! But when you think about Prometheus' actions from a king's perspective, the narrative is completely different: Prometheus stole divine knowledge and gifted it to humans after Zeus explicitly told him not to. And this was after Prometheus cheated all the gods out of a huge portion of wealth by having humans keep the best part of a sacrifice's meat while the gods must delight themselves with bones, fat and skin. Yes, Zeus gave Persephone away to Hades without consulting Demeter but what king consults a woman who is not his wife about the arrangement of his daughter's marriage to another king? Yes, Zeus breaks the marriage vows he set with Hera despite his love of her but what is the Master of Fate if not its staunchest slave?

The nuance is there. Even in his most bizarre actions, the nuance and logic and reason is there. The Ancient Greeks weren't a daft people, they worshipped Zeus as their primary god for a reason and they did not associate him with half the vices modern audiences take issue with. Zeus was a father, a visitor, a protector, a fair judge of character, a guide for the lost, the arbiter of revenge for those that had been wronged, a pillar of strength for those who needed it and a shield to protect those who made their home among the biting snakes. His children were reflections of him, extensions of his will who acted both as his mercy and as his retribution, his brothers and sisters deferred to him because he was wise as well as powerful. Zeus didn't become king by accident and it is a damn shame he does not get more respect.

[fruitl00psss]

A female/fem presenting version of Kratos would still be bald or at least have a buzz cut. I am tired of people taking the cowardice approach whenever gender swapping characters. She would be a BUTCH LESBIAN and still have a BIOLOGICAL SON/DAUGHTER because she's a GODDESS and the LAWS OF NATURE DO NOT APPLY TO HER. Also implied with the lesbian part but I still feel like it needs to be said, she'll still have beautiful WIVES and be BAD at talking about her FEELINGS.

Thanks for coming to my TED talk. Also I am a lesbian irl so I am infact an expert and any criticisms must be worded gently or else I WILL cry.

[monsterbrush]

how would the sons of Thor react if they managed to get free from Helheim/Valhalla and come back to the realms after Ragnarok? dad? gone home? gone mom and sis living in Vanaheim enemies to the All-Father, in charge and other things

I think they're being very calm and reasonable about it.

[dragon-subway]

obsessed with @phi-guy’s guys

[kalbaishakhi]

Head empty no thoughts just Rin absent-mindedly braiding Nezha's long, luscious hair the way she used to braid hers before she cut it short :')

[j0rbits-art]

older atreus, baby baldur, & Hel concepts from 2022

[dathomirdumpsterfire]

i feel like maul would get into tea because the perfectionism and theatre of good tea making would appeal to his inner neurotic thespian. he would also just enjoy flavors, after knowing food scarcity. a small 6oz cup is probably the right rate of hydration for him post lotho minor, on fuckin repeat all day of course, so i imagine he picked the habit up naturally.

[puppppppppy]

i feel like im not making any sense but does anyone else feel like there are stories that let u run with them and ones that spell everything out for you

[jackdaw-kraai]

“The Jedi were wrong—” “The Jedi were right—” “Darth Vader is a villain—” “Darth Vader is a victim—”

The Jedi and Darth Vader are whatever the hell I need them to be to make the story happen get the fuck on my level

[spineless-lobster]

Lads LADS LADS!!!!!!!! Darren korb fucking cooked AGAIN and he gave us a FEAST are you KIDDING ME??????

[clonememesfrikyeah]

Petition to give Alpha-17 a blunt and a recliner and let him nap melt into the universe