#Give Him His Eggs

[a-dauntless-daffodil]

Sir Pentious: "I missss my friendsss, ssseraphim Emily."

Emily: "I know Sir Pentious."

Sir Pentious: "I missss them a lot..."

Emily: "You can make new ones here though! We can be friends, right?"

Sir Pentious: "Yyyesss. I sssuposse I can make new onesss. Not to replassse my old friendsss at the hotel-"

Emily: "Of course not."

Sir Pentious: "But jussst ssso they will alssso have friendsss in heaven, when they get here."

Emily: "That sounds wonderful. I'm sure they'll be here soon."

Sir Pentious: "........ Meanwhile, in honor of our new friendshhhip, we could alsssso make a-"

Emily: "We are not making a death ray."

Sir Pentious: "-ratsssss."

Thinking about how one of the main reasons Sir Pentious seemed to stay at the hotel was for the people. The kindness Charlie showed him. The friends he later made. One point he literally talks about how nice it is to finally have friends. He sacrificed himself for the chance to save them.

And now he’s separated from them all. His good act was rewarded but at what cost? Istg they better reunite

[naggingatlas]

my awesome opinion and analysis of heavy tf2 fanart

[julijbee]

in awe of the beauty of the world

[soadscrawl]

1 like = 1 beating the triangle to death for fucking up whatever unhinged coworker/roommate/unspecified relationship these two had going on

[nexusmonstrum]

A little egg with a double floatie.

[mellohiizz]

hiii how are we feeling about the recent wemmbu uu episode?? because im losing my mind im definitely not normal about it

[nenoname]

Details in Stan's letter that still haunt me

(how long will I continue thinking about a two page letter that's technically not even that long because Stan's handwriting is fricking large? .....you don't need to worry about that.)

The bro code only shows up in the Lost Journal pages, and to me Stan's message feels like it purposely echoes Ford's "miss you" in the college photo (and for some reason the message doesn't appear in the website version of the photo?) ....or alternatively Stan simply noticed how distressed Ford was about this entire thing and wanted to support him in a way so he can be sappy but without the kids knowing, or both!

Stan's claim about the Oregon lottery contradicts what the Lost Legends website said about Tate McGucket's ability to predict the winning numbers!! ...but also breaking into the Lottery HQ is definitely a very Stan thing to do and it's not the first time small gags have been retconned

Despite spending most of his letter nonchalantly destroying him, the taunt about ripping a dollar bill in half is the only part where Stan is directly responding to Bill. Maybe it's the two of them having similar ways of thinking but it's rather specific considering Bill taunts the reader about it...

And after Bill spends an entire book calling Ford Sixer despite normally using a pretty wide range of nicknames for him, Stan then spends his letter mainly referring to Ford as Sixer, even though post-Weirdmageddon he tends to use a mix of nicknames. And it's not like he'd gotten to see Bill himself for long, let alone see him steal that childhood nickname (that is only used twice in the actual show btw!). Did Ford tell him what happened or...?

With all this and the website's "still on your mind" message, what I'm getting at is my tinfoil hat theory of Stan somehow seeing some of the pages the irl readers saw, even when it should be personalised to the specific reader, and he's been lying about it for some reason. Considering that the book flat out doesn't make an attempt at convincing Soos, I find it a stretch that whatever Bill was telling Stan via the book was an attempt to convince him either.

Wouldn't be the first time Stan's skimmed through a book and lied about what it meant to him.

(...Now I kinda wanna see a story about the family reading their versions of the book and making fun of it while Stan is improvising every single one of his pages and blatantly ignoring Bill's attempts to mock and taunt him)

But also I'm fascinated by the letters that only showed up on the website (aka the Soos+Wendy+McGucket+Pacifica ones). I'm assuming that Mabel had stuck them on after Stan's letter... but they were basically eaten by the book itself because seeing Stan's letter kick-started Bill's breakdown which takes up the rest of the book

[cherium-meadows]

I want y’all to know I’ll be back once I’m done having my fill w/ the new update LMAOO

In the mean time why did he do this when I gave him an egg😭😭😭😭

[rat-creates]

Dteam rabbits

[pencilscratchins]

legalize it (ID in ALT)

[luck-of-the-drawings]

so REVENGE, HUH? or justice, if that makes you feel better. it tastes the same when cooked just right. 'I REALLY WANTED A BROTHER.' such a shame to burn a bridge you so desperately wanted to keep, especially when it wasnt even you who started the fire. especially when you hope that not a single fragment of that bridge ever washes ashore.[MAY IT ROT FAR FROM MY SIGHTS] an unfortunate loss! atleast he has his friends.

[raticalshoez]

i'm having hyperfixation drought so i did what i did best and created a crossover episode

[undertheredhood]

jason todd at all times: y'know, i think i'm doing pretty good for myself as someone who's had four parents that i was never enough for.

[ex0toxin]

in a world without dio

jsys week'24, day 6

[artunderwraps]

holy crap that image quality is killing me

raph! and chicken! inspired by the intro. i know it was probably just a gag but if the chicken isn’t in the show i will cry :(

also her name is felicia, seth rogen told me

[columboscreens]

I dont know how to explain this but columbo seems like he eats a lot of those root beer hard candies

i know exactly how to explain it. columbo loves his sodie pop