Back at the Girl's Night Subplot
Tim: Ok Oracle just called and said that we need Bruce Wayne to have some plausible deniablilty about some currently illegal activities and Batman needs to either be chill about two new metas or be kept far away from whatever the girls are doing.
Jason: So he needs to be kept-
Tim:-away from the case. At least for now. If O's plan is what I think it is, it'll be beneficial to have Batman involved in the final stages.
Jason: How are we going to keep the old man from trying to figure out what his favorites are up to?
Tim: How do you feel about being a hostage?
Jason: How do you feel having both eyebrows?
Tim: It was just a question. Calm down, asshole.
Jason: Yeah, yeah. What about you, me, and the baby bat started just hanging out? That'll grab his attention
Tim: Elegant in its simplicity, but it might be too obvious a plot. Barbara said she knows I won't fail her, so it's got to be good. What if we both decided to be villains and started a terf war?
Jason: It has promise, but risks too much collateral damage this early on.
Tim: Right. We don't know how long we'll need to keep B distracted
Jason: Let's put that before calling Talia, but after a pregnancy scare
Tim:.....I need to call someone
Jason: Timmy, if you got someone pregnant, I will end you!
Tim: Shut up! I'm on the phone. Conner, do you remember Plan "abo"?
Conner: Is it time? Please say it's time. Because I'm at a very petty time in my life and I will ruin all of Krypton's reputation, just say the word.
Tim: Some details need to be ironed out, but yes, it's time.
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