#Girl What The Fuck.
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who else thought that the "Murder of a minor" in the content warnings was just one of the bad kids dying and being revived in the Last Stand
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finally watching house and house and wilson barely interact on-screen but they are full on matching each other's freak every single time. no hesitation. its the funniest thing in existence.
#house goes up to the little pharmacy station like 'give me vicodin' and the pharmacist is like 'i cant do that'#and house is like 'wilson prescribes it' and wilson is just like 'yeah whatever ok. give him vicodin. can we get back to our argument'#Girl What The Fuck.#rk.txt#that one line from toy story where buzz is like 'i dont believe that man is licensed' or whatever#but its about house and wilson
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Sorry. Sorry. You want me to enable notifications to play an audio post? Do you hear yourself? Are you smoking Crack? @staff you are out of your damb mind
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twin peaks the return part 17….
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girl 2024 just started.
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really normal content to make
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Why are her gloves so fucking bright? Why is she serving so hard with just the gloves and no other part of that outfit? Who are the gloves for?
#My Kingdom ;; OOC#Be a Trigger ;; Whisper#like why did she slap with the gloves and then were a fucking visor and shit#girl what the fuck.
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i hate that you can have a panic attack on cannabis like girl this is the calm down drug. this is literally the calm down drug.
#daphnes talking again#tw marijuana#like literally the 2nd time i had any pot at all i had such an intense panic attack i didnt stop shaking for an hour#girl what the fuck.#this is the CALM DOWN DRUG#sorry this happened like a month ago im just still mad about it
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the thing about Professor Utonium is he didn't accidentally create 3 daughters, he purposely created 3 daughters who accidentally have superpowers. the sugar, spice, and everything nice was intentional, only Chemical X was an accident
this guy became a girl dad on purpose and I am so proud of him for achieving his dream!
#either that or he supremely fucked up a cake recipe what am i psychic#powerpuff girls#or maybe he was aiming for one kid and got triplets instead. but that's how all triplets happen. that's just parenthood
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she's singing in another room and my dog is asleep at my feet. my grandma asked me why i haven't found a man yet and i laughed. oh, you know. i like my house clean.
my girlfriend is also my man is also "my partner" if i'm in a professional setting. yesterday we went to a ren faire and a man mimed at me - you're together? and at my delighted nod, his baffled, you're gay? made me laugh. a woman with rainbow hair said i love the two of you together. you're both so beautiful it's absurd.
my dad introduced my partner as my "..... friend. or whatever" the other day. he knows we're dating. in the same way, i was never able to get my sister's husband to stop saying that's gay like it's 2008. he still uses the word fa***t, and my sister's defense of him has always been well, he's just kidding.
my lover and i dance to old music in a tiny kitchen. we judge new music together and take food critique very seriously. we watch love is blind before we fall asleep and agree that if they had a queer season, it would be bloody but also make for excellent tv. of fucking course queer people would know someone for only 2 weeks and agree to get married. what are you saying.
at a bar with friends, a man puts his hand on my wrist. got a boyfriend? and yes, i do have a boyfriend, she's amazing. i am texting her while i wander around a gas station named after geese. i am visiting a swing state for a wedding. in the candy aisle i overhear: she's actually like a lesbian it's disgusting. two teenage girls with packaged sandwiches in their hands, giggling. no literally, like. i'm not, like. okay with her being there while we're all, like, naked and changing.
my girlfriend and i tailgate, drink gin and cider out of cups. from the frat group beside us, a man corrects himself with one of his friends: bro, i mean, nonbinary entity, and it makes everyone around him laugh, myself included. he razzes his friend the same way i would have killed for at 19 years old - like nothing happened, he continues: you apply sunscreen like an alien. he does a little sassy (and fairly accurate) dance interpretation of the motion. his friend is laughing so hard they're crying.
i am lucky, i live in a safe neighborhood in a safe state. my masc passenger princess comes up from DC. i drive her for an hour to where all the leaves are a violent arrangement of color. we walk along the trails, letting autumn into our blood. in this part of the state, there's a lot of pickup trucks and trump signs. when we chastely kiss before getting into the car, i accidentally make eye contact with a woman holding her child's wrist. she looks disgusted. she looks fucking pissed.
two hours later my girl and i are eating dinner on a patio, soaking in the last warmth of new england sun before the chill of winter sets in. we are giggling and trying to talk through plastic vampire teeth. at another table, i see a young woman sit up straighter. i watch her watch us. she blushes and takes her partner's hand from across the table. shy, like the taste of evening has just become something deeper.
it's worth it for this moment, i think. my lover is still humming the same song she's been singing for four days straight and i don't want to kill her for it. her guitar is beside my bed. her toothbrush is in my bathroom. in a few moments i will make us lunch. we are lucky enough to have found each other. it is lucky enough to be in love.
#writeblr#wlw#i often think about like.....#being happy in a gay relationship is sometimes so odd#bc u can forget how stupid ppl are.#bc ur so USED to being gay. and u forget other people GENUINELY ARE homophobic#so it's like. girl pardon?????#but also there are moments where it's like. ohhh the kids are alright#like watching someone razz someone else.... so fucking wholesome#“lemme get this bitche's pronouns before i make gentle fun of them” .... i would have KILLED for that.#THAT is how u know ur accepted#not just tolerated#..... when ppl are like. sure ur nonbinary congrats but WHAT is this fucking sunscreen application#ps idk if "razz'' is a real word but someone asked what it means -#i've always heard it as being a term for 'gentle & friendly teasing'' which like#i personally notice more from my guy friends but is like - when a person isn't#LIKE ACTUALLY teasing u (it's nothing personal/mean) they're just laughing w/you about something#my friends often put on a little voice and call me an anemic little bitch#like 'ooooo the anemic little bitch is cold??? does she need a mouse blanket#bc she's SOOOO SMALL AND ANEMIC???''#and it doesn't hurt my feelings (it makes me laugh very hard) bc 1. i actually called MYSELF that first#and 2. i'm not sensitive about it!!!#a proper razz is when you are ALSO in on the joke - i ALSO think it's funny#for some people i personally find that when they razz u it's when they love u -#they've noticed something genuine about u and love u enough that u know they're not being mean#this is cultural and personality based of course but i'm hispanic#if someone isn't making fun of me it means they hate me . obviously.
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#this is what makes us girls#girl interrupted#hell is a teenage girl#girlhood#gaslight gatekeep girlblog#this is a girlblog#girlblogging#born to die#vintage americana#coquette#im just a girl#born to die summer#female insanity#female rage#female hysteria#hyper feminine#just girly thoughts#just girly posts#just girly things#lana unreleased#lizzy grant#lana del rey#ultraviolence#old tumblr#norman fucking rockwell#waifspo
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Personally I think that Azula should have been redeemed simply so that she can become Zuko's horrible little advisor who whispers evil little plans to him so that he can do the exact opposite
#the only reason she gets this job is bc he doesnt trust her anywhere else in the palace#its like enrichment for manipulative girls#also so that he can set her on asshole deligates like a rabid little lapdog#she just has mean fuckin pomeranian energy that thing bites then lights you on fire w flames so hot theyre cold#i think their sibling dynamic could be sooo fucking funny its insane#azula#azula atla#atla#avatar the last airbender#zuko#atla zuko#firelord zuko#DISCLAIMER I AM YET TO READ THE COMICS SO IDK WHAT HAPPENS TO HER IN THEM#also long overdue for a rewatch of the show its insane
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#girlblogger#girlblogging#girl blogger#hell is a teenage girl#girly blog#tumblr girls#girlhood#girly stuff#girly aesthetic#just girly thoughts#just girly posts#just girly things#girly tumblr#girly girl#this is what makes us girls#this is a girlblog#i’m just a girl#coquette#lana del rey#americana coquette#dollette#female hysteria#norman fucking rockwell#esoteric
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I just wanna say bc I KNOW you're somewhere on tumblr, to the teenage girl who attended Take Your Kid To Work Day at an office building in Ontario, Canada circa 2013 and had a conversation with a middle aged woman in which you showed her your Black Veil Brides fanart and fanfics and ship content and told her about different fanfic tropes including a/b/o verse bc she happened to know who Panic! at The Disco and Fallout Boy were and thus you felt the need to show her your bandblr ship art, that was my fucking mother and I had to clarify all that to her including looking my mother in the eye and trying to explain a/b/o verse without sounding like a lunatic.
It's been 10 years and I still regularly sent evil energies in your direction. Since you'd be probably two years younger than me and thus legally an adult now, please know if this post reaches you it's on sight.
#she cornered me in the car and asked what shipping was and i almost had a fucking heart attack#imagine being like 16 years old and habing to explain knotting to your mother#random emo music girl I'm glad you had fun talking about your Band Guys to my mother#bc i also attended take your kid to work day at that office and i know how boring it was#but christ alive why did you have to fuck me like that?#anyways i hope this post reaches you so at the very least you know i think about you at least once a week#this has been weighing on me for ten years#im almost tempted to blaze this post
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#girlhood#lana del rey#lizzy grant#lana del ray aka lizzy grant#lana del rey aesthetic#coquette#coquette girl#dollcore#girlblog aesthetic#girlblogging#esoteric#dollette#cinnamon girl#nfr#dollycore#coquette dollete#female hysteria#manic pixie dream girl#lana unreleased#ldr#norman fucking rockwell#girl rotting#esoteric girl#female manipulator#the virgin suicides#black swan#this is what makes us girls#hell is a teenage girl#gaslight gatekeep girlblog#girl interrupted syndrome
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#ugh fuck tumblr 4 making me put a content warning on this it’s not that deep#girlblogging#girlblogger#girlrotting#lana del rey#hell is a teenage girl#this is what makes us girls#girlcore#girl interupted syndrome#lana del ray aka lizzy grant#lana del ray aesthetic#coquette girl#femcel#coquette aesthetic#divine feminine#2014 tumblr#coquette grunge#manic pixie dream girl#black swan#jennifers body#coquette#american horror story#sofia coppola#dollette#nymph3t#just girly thoughts#just girly posts#just girly things#female hysteria#female manipulator
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