#Giggle Falls AU

[sarcasticmothdraws]

It's makeup. Maybe it's the new found clown urge to put it on everyday. Or maybe he just wears it cause going out with the bright white hair plus red blue eyebrows looks sillier when he doesn't have it on.

Honestly there isn't much change with how he speaks in comparison to normal Ford. Just a bit more movement, maybe the occasional subpar joke or added noise fxs for emphasis, an accidental honk here or there (/hj).

[bareboneskel]

Some fanart of @sarcasticmothdraws 's Giggle Falls AU !! Bc I just love their design for Stanford (and apparently so did everyone else on the whiteboard lol)

[heshmmity]

i have an urge to post it here so i post it here. be normal guys

50 shades of "bill we need to stop doing old men yaoi kisses its not very good for my reputation" dude nothing will save your reputation atp.

[tittydicktea]

havin thoughts.

au where grunkle stan has a prosthetic leg, he lost it in his 20s and has been using a range of (usually very bad and/or possibly stolen) prosthetics, and he never changes to better ones until the old one breaks beyond repair.

especially after taking over the mystery shack, because Stanford never lost a leg on record, so it'd be weird if Suddenly he had a decade old amputation randomly.

when the twins visit for the summer, they only find out after arriving. the Mr. Mystery persona hides his leg, after all, and sure, he walks around with the 8ball cane, but that's just for the persona, right?

wrong. Stan needs a cane, but only uses the 8ball one (it's not very good for him), and his leg is Old. it's like bordering on ten years old, and the foot is all worn out, plus the knee joint stops working randomly. so. he needs a new one.

Mabel and Dipper devise a plan. at first, their plan is to "fix" Stan's leg. regrow it or whatever. they end up almost doing some kind of witch deal, but it doesn't work out (and also they almost get eaten or smth)

stan explains to them that he's not looking to Regrow his leg. he's spent longer Without it then he ever did With it. he's spent like almost forty years with only one leg, he's used to it. they don't need to worry about him. and he ruffles their hair.

but Mabel and Dipper manage to convince him to at least get a new prosthetic and cane. ones that are actually good for him. Stan doesn't want to go to the doctor, but they find a way. probably mcgucket, he happily cobbles together a leg and cane. it might have lasers and Such in it, but he removes them when asked.

it's not perfect, but it's Leagues better than what stan had before, and the twins decorate it for him. stickers, some glitter. yknow.

very sweet I think. also this would slightly change Stan's usual outfit of his white tank top and his boxers, because he is hiding his leg from Gravity Falls, or at least trying to. the entire town probably knows already and just don't comment on it (it'd be rude if they did) he probably wears sweatpants or something.

also Ford Doesn't Know stan only has one leg. he's in for a shock. he's still mad about a lot of things, but like. cmon stan. that leg, while better than the others, isn't good. it's made of scrap metal stan. probably tries to get him an actual proper medical prosthetic. from a certified place. ford's gonna be short with him and grumpy but he's not gonna let stan screw himself over like this. also that hearing aid is just as bad. go to the doctor Stanley.

[starry-bi-sky]

mmmmmm read a disciple shen yuan/shizun luo binghe fanfic about two days ago where the first chapter was the Immortal Conference arc, and SQQ was the one who had to be pushed into the abyss (he was still the villain) except Luo Binghe was refusing and was like, lowkey losing his mind about SQQ being so close to the edge. SQQ ended up having to be the one to fall in himself because of the system's punishment system. The rest of the fic is leading up to that moment. But like, MMM i've been obsessively thinking about that first chapter for DAYS ever since.

now i've been in svsss for a grand total of *checks watch* a week. but god obsessed with that. I want to write/read a fic where disciple SQQ goes a little nuts down there. Like keep all of the things that make SQQ, SQQ, but just. Throw in a little bit more trauma in there. A little bit of a mental break. Let him go a little nuts as a treat. Just a tad unhinged. I wanna see him go, just a little, "god fuck it, i've tried so hard to change this shitty story's outcome and it feels like everything i've done has been for nothing. I'm going to die in this world no matter what I do, I've been doomed from the start, so might as well die the way I want to." and he just, breaks a little! Under all the stress.

He still retains the traits that makes shen yuan, shen yuan, like his overwhelming kindness. But he's just! yk. A little less patient. Paranoid. Jumpy. Colder. A little more aloof and closed off. A little more Shen Jiu. He's no asshole child abuser, but he was a Number One Hater in his past life and he's leaning into that old habit a little more now.

(On a totally coincidental not-at-all related note, there's not enough SJ-and-SY-are-the-same-people fics out there that i've found. This is totally unrelated...)

The Endless Abyss turns the mind into an over-sharpened blade, and SQQ is both fascinated and perhaps a little excited to explore a place that doesn't have a lot of info on it in the mortal realm, but still terrified out of his mind. And he's no Luo Binghe, he doesn't have the sheer brute strength and power to just bulldoze his way through, so he has to be a lot more sneaky and cunning if he wants to survive.

The fic itself role-swapped LBH and SQQ so that SQQ was the half-demon (which lowkey fucks) and LBH the human, but I'm equally-if-not-more obsessed with the idea that LBH remains the half-heavenly demon and SQQ the human. If only because I keep thinking about SQQ befriending some demons (particularly and specifically a group of succubi) and they grow very attached to this Human Cultivator so through magic plot stuff they create some kind of seal/illusion/talisman that makes SQQ appear as a demon because a human cultivator in the endless abyss may as well be the equivalent of putting a giant neon target on your back.

And iirc Shen Jiu was taught demonic cultivation by that one guy(?? i've only been here a week so im not caught up in ALL of the lore yet) so that could totally happen here.

(On the other end of the realms, poor Shizun Luo Binghe is just. losing his fucking mind over losing his most precious and beloved disciple. About .5 seconds from burning down the peaks himself. somebody sedate him.)

The Endless Abyss sucks and SQQ is having a really terrible time and can feel himself going lowkey mad, but also holy shit look at all this WORLD-BUILDING. look at all this flora and fauna, and oh if he had the equipment for it he'd be writing all of this down. ALL OF IT. He was kinda-sorta-already planning on never leaving the Abyss as some sort of fucked up self-exile and self-preservation thing, but now he might? actually just?? never leave if he can help it, like he lowkey likes it down here.

anyways the next time anyone ever sees SQQ again he's got hair so long its almost touching the ground and he's either in rags and half-feral or he's been completely dolled up by his adoptive succubi sisters and still about three seconds from biting anyone who tries to touch him. (he's also lowkey trying to book it back down to the abyss even if he has desperately missed all of his friends and shizun)

[half-a-life-left]

LOYALTY (PART 6/?)

[ahkylous]

⚠️Gore Warning

do you guys remember that one bit of ad astra where ford and mabel were in that living heart and she had to like slice her braces apart to stop her from being dragged away from this monster and so for the rest of the chapter her face was aggressively bleeding including when she had to ask those needle aliens to help her keep ford alive?

yeah, this is that.

[shrimpalbuspotter]

So glad gravity falls is blowing up again so I can finally make this comparison and have people understand it...

Harry Potter au where he is to Severus Snape as Dipper is to Ford SOLELY because of the scene where Ford talks about the Journals and Dipper keeps freaking out. Imagine that but with the Potions notebook.

Even better? Time travel fic. Harry goes back to Marauders era Hogwarts in his 5th year and can't stop following Snape around because he wants to see the man he built a parasocial mentorship with in action. One time he somehow manages to get Snape to tell him about what he's writing and Harry just squeals and runs around like an excited dog.

[megumiluvv]

I have a cute lil idea for your brothers-babysitter au!! What if reader and Choso take Yuuji rollerskating, and they’re both holding one of his hands so he won’t fall 🥺

OR on the flip side, somehow lil kid Yuuji is better at rollerskating than reader and Choso is holding their hand/ keeping an arm around their waist to steady them while Yuuji zips around them asankakab

(Just an idea, obvi u don’t have to write it if it’s not ur style!!)

THIS IS SO CUTE OMGGG!!! I suck at roller skating so imagining Choso holding me while skating is sooo ughhh

You, Choso, and Yuji enter the skating rink, the smell of shoe disinfectant and whatever food is in the concessions in the air. Yuji quickly grabs his skates and starts putting them on, only for them to be on the wrong feet. You have to help the kid out and put the skates on the correct feet while Choso gets your skates picked out.

Once you have your skates on, your legs are shaky and it seems you’ve lost your balance. Choso has to hold back any laughter watching you attempt to stand up straight, not wanting to embarrass you. All the while, Yuji is skating around the other kids his age that are almost as wobbly as you.

“Big brother, look! I’m fast!” Yuji giggles excitedly.

“Yup, you sure are, Yuji. Wait for us, okay?”

“Okay!” He doesn’t listen and keeps skating.

Choso smiles as he sees you clinging to the wall.

“You can’t stay there forever, you know.”

“I know, and before you say it, I’m not scared, I’m just… making sure I can balance.”

“Sure you are.” He takes your hand and pulls you onto the skating floor. Before you lose your balance, he wraps his arm around your waist.

“It’s all in the knees, yeah?”

“…yeah,” you whisper back, clinging onto his hand as he guides you around the outer part of the floor. “I’ve always been terrified of falling.”

“It’s a natural thing, everyone falls when they first start.”

“Yeah, but they still don’t specifically want to.”

“That’s true. I’ll catch you if you fall.”

Your heart can’t help but flutter a little at the softness in his voice and expression as he says those words to you.

“…Thanks.”

You eventually get better at skating and stick to squeezing his hand instead of sticking to him like a leech, while Yuji laughs and skates around, working off his pent up energy from the car ride there. Choso hopes you never let go.

Masterlist

[tigersharktheautisticseawing]

Gravity falls AU but literally everything is the same except Shermie and Stan^2 are actually triplets and Shermie's name is now Staniel to form Stan^3

You agree. Reblog.

[quirkle2]

colorful summer boy

[sarcasticmothdraws]

I assume he'd have that squash and stretch effect, but it being a bit inconvenient.

[the-barefoot-hatter]

siiince the party billiam au is doing more notes than anything I've ever posted before (I have new followers WHAT hi i love you)

I just want to make it clear that I would LOVE to see any art, fic, chatter, fic, twist, variation, fic on it!

[gfbrokenlocksau]

admit it, you LOVE how important I make you feel.

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[thedeceasedgod]

So I may have absolutely adored the Goldilocks Cipher AU

@ckret2 :3

[boxfullaturtles]

"Red is only two but he's getting so big!" "If he keeps going at this rate, you won't be able to pick him up by the time he's five, Yoshi!" "...oh." "Ah, now, hang on, don't cry! No, no, Yoshi, don't--don't do this, don't cry! Oh no..."

am i using the @tmnt-event-blog as an excuse to explore my Choosing Hope AU? maybe. should i be writing Adagio? yes. do i regret anything? also maybe.

anyway! enjoy this little tidbit! dunno when/if i'll do another lol