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If you're still taking art requests 👉👈 perhaps Xie Lian holding Hua Cheng princess style?
hua cheng: ok now benchpress me
#getting back into drawing after a couple weeks The ask box has come to save me....Thank you.....#its Myyyy birthday i get to make hc my pretty princess as much as i want today#i also just think his dangling legs are so funny WHY ARE YOU 6'3#insane how he's literally my wife#heaven official's blessing#tgcf#xie lian#hua cheng#hualian
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HELP! I've fallen down a Bering and Wells hole again and can't stop watching fanvids. I misssssss them!!! 😢
#I'm also thinking about a platonic Pete & Myka soulmate AU and all the bickering that would come with it#Like Pete trying to feel out what the rules are for him dating someone if she and him are soulmates#and Myka's like 'I literally never want to talk about who you have sex with ever'#“But-” / “NOPE! Just do whatever you want Pete!”#And then later as joke (but delivered completely seriously) she says she wants full approval of any serious relationship he has#And she'll be the one planning the proposal for him#(No no no! That's not happening.)#Actually! She might just play matchmaker for him too because she's not sure she can trust his judgement#... or his ability to make a good first impression.#“You wanted my input remember?” / “Not like that!”#And then even LATER when she meets Amanda for the first time she's like 'Wow that's your ex-wife? Man you really fucked up there."#“Yeah thanks for that Myka. That's very helpful.”#“No chance of winning her back?”#“Winning back my ex-wife who's about to be remarried? No I think that ship has sailed.”#“Yeah.... My ex girlfriend is a hologram now so at least this is a step up from that.”#“I never agreed to HG being your girlfriend.”#“.... Yeah but I wanted to.”#“.... Okay this is getting way too gloomy for a wedding day. We need to stuff ourselves with cake.”#Warehouse 13#Myka Bering#Pete Lattimer#Helena Wells#Bering and Wells#my fic#(I guess accidentally in the tags lol)#(idk I'm tired man. My head is all over the place today :P)
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And on this Valentine’s I almost broke down in tears at a wife’s dedication to her heart surgeon husband whose brain is deteriorating with a rare case of dementia
#I shadowed the doctor for the first time today and almost broke down in tears multiple times listening to her talk about her story#he performed his last heart surgery last October. and ever since he’s been fading away and had to retire. rapid onset but behavior changes#were happening over the last like 6 years#this HEART SURGEON BRAINIAC started chewing tobacco in his 60s beyond his wife’s knowledge. a very common sign of this brain disease#I’m still in clinic but have to ride down to the office and get some chart stuff done now and I’m like?? spiraling about it still#at least love is real. they’ve been married for 45 years and she’s on top of her shit taking caring of him all by herself#and she only has glowing things to say about him#she wants her heart surgeon husband back but he’s fading away#I’ve wanted to be a doctor my whole life but I’m such a crybaby OK I’m going now#happy valentine’s day#p#v day
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WOOOOOOOOOO
I GOT A HATEFUL MESSAGE ON ANON AND I IMMEDIATELY DELETED IT WITHOUT GIVING THEM THE BENEFIT OF THE DOUBT
I am FLOURISHING!
#I’ll probably delete this later but I’m proud of myself so I’ll celebrate for a sec! just for now 😅😅😅#I surmised a couple days back/sometimes last week that I’m an easy target for such anons#because I always respond sincerely to hateful messages and just assume whatever I’m being told or accused of is true#I got another one earlier today that I couldn’t tell if they were being hateful or sincere but poorly worded but either way it stung#and while I did respond to it I ended up taking it down#I intend for this to be my method for dealing with hateful or questionable anons going forward! no more feeding the mean voices!#what better way to get them off your back than to bore them with a lack of reaction? 😅#I try to be open and communicative but it can (and routinely does I feel) backfire on me… so sometimes the answer really IS just giving up#people can think what they want. I’m just having a good time with my fat hairy italian and his statuesque princess wife#peaches screams into the void
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my beautiful amazing wifw whom I love very much
#ive been on the art grind today wow#ill get back to the drawing requests soon just like#look at my wife#mcr#my chemical romance#party poison#art#my art#danger days#killjoys#gerard way#mcr danger days
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Jack Marsh (2005), Friendship Otherwise - Toward a Levinasian Description of Personal Friendship
#saw carnation lily lily rose by john singer seargent irl today. it was basically at my doorstep all along idk why i never went to see it#it was placed at a corner in the gallery. me and my friend sat down and sketched the paintings of beautiful naked people quite badly. paper#provided by tate britain. she told me about how she couldnt look her boyfriend in the face after a harrowing film about war. when i say the#interview was informal i mean the person who was supposed to be my boss told me let me get you a cider and then he said after#50 years of life he knows people are inherently good and it only takes a little bit of kindness to save this world. he said he tricked#his wife into keeping the baby and then he said he quit his job at a US bank to help people find meaning and in it#he would have liked to find meaning. instead he started climbing with his friends. he said he chews his cigarettes because its a habit from#when he had to hide things from people. the entire time i felt uncomfortable and incredibly enlightened. this is my friends mentor. she has#his pattern of pauses and expletive and penchant for ends-justify-means attitude. i do think im not very clever#but maybe one day i will love you enough to make up for it. i wrote code i dont understand staring at the final error i thought about how#we both thought of how when we're too old to remember the voices of our friends we would like to stand in the pathway of the LHC beam pipe#cut it open and eat light in the freezing cold vacuum (kills you long before radiation will) the invisible puncture wound unfolding dna#back to the start larger than you ever were. you go to heaven once youve been to hell. my friend is in my bed#practicing calculations of eigenvectors by hand and she is uninterested in a visual proof you are uninterested in incompetence#we catch a train this is your kind of burden you tragic hero wincing at that word you only do this because you have to. im the only one#who can. i am a coward in this for the fucking poetry. the visual proofs. the pretty numbers. an architect who was horrible at maths wanted#to be a philosopher and accidentally ended up neck in deep in 70th Error On Visual Studio Code i want to kiss your eyes before we say#goodbye we both know there is no love in the way there should be. I still have your dress in my wardrobe. i hope you make art.#you think im alright head-wise i think you fucking hate me i think ill never be so clever you want me to tell you my idea?#if you wanted more of this world i would have liked to kiss you harder. we cant both be like this. im sorry i cant be with you the whole wa#the love is gone if you have to ask it. his breath catches his eyes feel stiff it is -1.9 kelvin he is near the beam pipe i miss holding#his hand i miss her singing voice i miss his hair and i found the antonym of pain thank you for carrying me home.
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I'm not really feeling like myself today so I'm gonna indulge myself a little.
I don't remember the last time I talked about anal on here but more specifically, I'm imagining Lee and his little innocent wife again (I know you've all missed Lee as much as I have 🥵)
I think anal would be something she wouldn't often ask for because I always imagine she's quite shy about asking for what she wants but anal becomes one of their mutual favourites very quickly.
The way Lee would dote on you before anal just makes me melt. He's not nearly as reckless and rough. It's all gentle praises and soft kisses, trailing his thick fingers against your soaked sex until they're well enough coated in your arousal that he can slide two into your ass.
He'd be so mesmerised by the way you enjoy it; watching the sweet, innocent woman he married begin to explore her own sexuality and slowly start to indulge in fantasies she'd never admitted to anyone else just does it for him.
Lee's not a stranger to toys in the bedroom but nothing makes him hard like the memory of the first evening he came home from work to his wife, a couple of days after he'd got you a cute little princess plug.
He's usually greeted with a brief kiss when he comes in the door but that night, you couldn't tear your mouth off his if you tried. He tastes faintly of the toffees he keeps in the car but his mouth is so warm and distinctly his, it's addictive.
"What's gotten into you, sweetie?" You've pressed yourself flush against his body, standing on your tiptoes to kiss him while your fingers hook his belt loops, pulling him closer.
" 'm sorry. I need you." You've been worked up all day, imagining how your husband will touch you when he gets home and now he's here, you don't want to wait. The dinner can burn for all you care.
You notice how warm his hands are as they shift from your waist, reaching down to squeeze your ass and when you whimper against his mouth, it all clicks for him.
"Livin' room, sweetheart." That's exactly where he wants to be right now, instead of cramped in your tiny little hallway and when you don't make a move, he scoops you up and carries you there before sitting down in his armchair.
"Turn around. Bend over." They're clear instructions. Your feet are planted between his as you follow his lead. He pulls the skirt of your dress up and your underwear down your legs.
"God, do y'have any idea how wet you are?" The sparkling end of the plug sits neatly between the cheeks of your ass but it's hard to miss the way your slick arousal seems to almost glisten on your skin in the dim lighting.
Your breath catches in your throat feeling your husband trail his thick fingers from your neglected clit, back to tease your soaked entrance. Your body resists him pressing into you though. Having one hole filled at a time is more than enough for you for now.
"Thought I'd try it this mornin'. Slipped it in before I started the cleaning." You might feel embarrassed at how exposed you are if you weren't so turned on. "Couldn't even think straight by noon."
"Such a good girl for me. Shoulda called, honey. I'd have come straight home" He taps the base of the plug rhythmically and even that's enough to make you squirm. With his other hand, he's palming his own cock through his work trousers but that's not his main focus in that moment.
"Let me take the edge off for you. I'll take real good care of you after dinner, how does that sound?" His fingers circle your clit with the kind of ease that only comes with practice while he taps the base of the plug with the fingers of his other hand. Your body flutters around the metal inside you, offering a pleasant reminder of how full you feel and you're quite sure nothing will compare to the evening you have ahead of you.
#becca's thots#becca writes spice#lee bodecker smut#lee bodecker x reader#lee bodecker x reader smut#idk the whole innocent wife who's secretly as filthy as he is suits lee's character so well#I'm so convinced hormonal bc is the root of all evil#there was no good time for me to take a week off it so I've been taking it for like 3 months straight#and now I'm stopping for a week and I just know this is gonna kick my ass#everything I tried to write today was so sad#the dialogue all had a weird gravity that I didn't like#I'm working in my second job all this week though#so I'll get to reschedule my mortgage appointment#I've found an adorable little house that I really love#it's been totally renovated and it has a cute little back garden#I'd get my little vegetable plot 🥺#Belle would still be able to watch the birds out the living room window
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I had been worried that cutting my dad off and distancing myself from him would put me in a difficult position with his side of the family but I've actually reconnected with a couple family members over how shitty he's been and it turns out I'm not the first one to stop talking to him, he's been blocked by like two of my aunts And my cousin
#my cousin texted me out of nowhere yesterday and we've been chatting which has been really nice#and I asked her like btw did my dad send you to talk to me and shes like oh God no I haven't talked to him since he got drunk and rampaged#and I was like oh which time and she's like the one a couple months ago and I was like ayy me too lmao#so! turns out the only person who is straining and breaking familial relationships is him 🤔#not that he'll ever see the pattern that his sister and aunt and two of his nieces AND his ex wife/baby mama AND his own kid#have told him to get his shit together and stop being an asshole to everyone#but yknow#if he stopped drinking it'd solve 25% of his problems and therapy would solve another 50%#but he refuses to stop drinking or listen to anyone but other brainwashed trumpheads so! fuck 'im#dad mention#alcohol mentioned#anyway. feeling better about my choice to stop talking to him#he went off on my mom today and called her a lot of horrible things and accused her of leading him on#when she has actively been telling him since they got divorced TEN YEARS AGO that nothing is ever happening w them again#but since he doesn't listen to her he didn't hear it and just dug his pity party hole deeper#anyway. back to my night having a nice time and having a good relationship with basically everyone else in my family#unlike some people 🍵 🐸
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ok i found this on the beatles subreddit and i really hate men atm (because you know this is straight white men saying this shit)
BITCH MCLENNON HAS A LONG AND ANCIENT HISTORY AND MCLENNON SHIPPERS ARE THE WHOLE BACKBONE OF THE BEATLES' WORLDWIDE SUCCESS FUCK YOUUUU
#btw i'm a millennial and PROUD MCLENNON TRUTHER GO GET FUCKED YOU PUNY BITCHES#besides IT'S PAUL DOING THE ENTIRE HEAVY LIFTING LIKE WE'RE JUST PAYING ATTENTION#like he literally said they slept together#that he dreams of John like all the time#he says corny and extremely romantic shit about John all the time#if you saw Get Back you know#like what else should happen for people to get off of us#it's not my fault that paul literally defined himself as John's ex wife and he had to cut all contacts with John because of Yoko#as if that's a 'just mates' thing#is it my fault that he keeps writing songs explicitly about john where he says 'i love you'#is it my fault that he spent 43 years constantly not getting over it#is it my fault that every time he performs Here Today he can't help but cry#is it my fault that he explicitly said he and John had such a deep understanding that they could communicate without speaking#LOOK AT HIM NOT US#the beatles#mclennon#and btw zoomers who are beatles fans are 100% welcome fuck you#the Beatles are for EVERYBODY
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I'm so excited to get overstimulated by everyone yelling and talking over each other in vc today <3 ive missed it sm
#QSMP IS COMING BACK TODAY !!!#WAR IS GONNA BE OVER#I can finally go home and see my wife and kids#can finally get a 9-5 working job#I can be whole once more
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dinner with miram and steph
#p#ts2#sims 2#sav: bloom valley#y04spr#f: pup#so sorry for the huge post#oof marius#miram and hector though.......... i would die for them... beloveds#miram going from not really getting along with hector as a child#to appreciating him as a teen#and now as an adult the way they act as a mix of parent-child and peers..... lovely#idk if i ever shared that but hector is easily the 'youngest' of gen 1 (i mean he's actually the oldest by centuries but in lifespan terms)#bc his aging was frozen and such until he got cured#to the point that hector is basically generation 1.5#so with that + how he only really entered miram's life when he was a late kid and they only got closer later makes sense he's not really hi#'dad' so to speak. but also kinda#i was just talking w/ my wife about this earlier today as this posts and it's fun to look back on these tags#in the meanwhile another interesting miram friendship popped up yesterday in game and it's miram and florian........ i love them so much#context: florian invited himself to a pup family function
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#kirby#daily kirby#my art#digital#hal laboratory#nintendo#ask to tag#favorites#I've been really super disproportionately tired lately#even beyond the usual debilitating fatigue from my severe chronic illness#so I'm putting myself back on my prednisone in the morning.#it is not a long term solution but it's what I've got.#I've got enough stocked up to take a fairly safe dose until I'm able to actually access a doctor back home in june#cuz I've been struggling physically since way back in july but it's getting to the point where I can't just tough it out anymore#yesterday I was having a lot of difficulty speaking#today I was having a lot of trouble moving at all#and it's not a typical acute flare that clears up after a day.#so like. not in a position to be completely immobilized just yet.#(once I get home our other partner can take care of me and it matters much less if I can't move)#(but my wife can't do that while she's still working this job and our other partner isn't here)#(so. need the temporary power up.)
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i think nintendo should give me early access. because im so cool and awesome and gay
#styx says#cries and sobs on the ground... i miss my wife tails. i miss her a lot. ill be back#i dont wanna wait til november 19th !!!! arggghh grrr i wanna see my wife nowwwww#i mean i have the pc port but its weird?? weird to maneuver and theres a glitch where you just randomly speed up rlly fast dfghjk#anyway. please nintendo.... pleas let me play the game early.... ea.... i want innnn let me innnnn!!!!!!#i also saw smth abt merch. please know that if theres ANYTHING with violet or candy (or raven but i dont see a lot of her) im buying it asa#CAN YOU IMAGINE IF THEY MADE THE TROPHIES FROM TS.4 REAL???? id actually die . i can carry my wife around w me....#extra thinkin abt violet cuz i was wearing my* wedding ring today and yesterday :]] <333#*i have a bunch of rings and ill just pick one and wear it where wedding rings go lol one day i might get an actual one but til then#my rings i got from claires will suffice
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ooc hand jumper fp spoilers but this what it feels like rn.
#hand jumper#webtoon#sighs#no character tags this time if i tag it it'll be spoilers spoilers#but the children already know#and the children who don't should sell their souls for wealth to purchase to support sleepacross and for their own peace of mind#that the cook is cooking#it's in the pot#it's simmering#it's boiling#it's going and it's going great#and when the sacred day comes i will post that one image people can post and immediately know who i'm talking abt if they were on hj server#another plug for hj server btw please consider if you're old enough it's very silly and awesomesauce#but disregarding that believe it or not my weekly resolution(i say as test season is about to kick my ass)#is to like not be dead#even if you were on hj server i am chronically online#SIGHS#when will my wife come back.......#in 15 million years....#when..........#tho def after testing season and placement tests and after summer classes i'll be like not dead#or try#today gets to be the single built different day bc as there is no hw it is CLEANING TIME!!!!!!#if that even makes sense#idk if bros even read these but if you do i am so sorry to you in advance
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my wife's staycation is officially over 😔😔 she just went into her little office 😔 i am in mourning
#she has two vacations coming up for holidays at least ;-;#it was such a nice little week tho. i am so sad it's over#her getting paid leave to make out all day every day for a week is truly a gift#we re-started the very first campaign we ever played in the system we wrote together also and it's been so fun#i hope her first day back isn't too rough :( she's so nervous about it and she has to give a presentation on tuesday#but the only clients that bugged her this past week were not her own even bc she prepped them all for it#so hopefully it won't be too bad today on her end#i've had i have nothing by whit/ney houston and unbreak my heart by toni brax/ton stuck in my head so i'm going to listen to those#perhaps on repeat#and then maybe watch ds/9#idk :( this is so pathetic but i'd gotten re-used to having her around all day and it was so nice :( missing my wife hours are here again#*dykeposting
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okay maybe my brain is completely rotted by this man. but he looks like a groom standing at the altar with his best man. beloved husband the aisle is long but i am on my way
#i think i’m just extra delusional today#because i can’t stop thinking about it#i just. want to be his wife so bad#i have no other ambitions#just mrs. decimus meridius#forever throwing myself into his arms and showering him with love#and being loved in return#what a great joy that would be#to look into the eyes of the man you love and see love reflected back#i’m making myself sad now#but i do love him so much#i’ll just be… waiting in his tent or something#awaiting orders 👀#hehehehe#let’s turn this emotionally vulnerable post into a thirsty one before i embarrass myself further#i need those hands ALL OVER ME#i would not be able to get my clothes off fast enough honestly#constantly thinking about how the plainest most vanilla lovemaking would bring me such immense joy#how i would long for it every day and NEVER EVER get tired of it#as long as i could be with him <3#I CAN’T KEEP THE SOFTNESS OUT OF THIS SORRY GUYS#gladiator
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