#George is gonna be so happy to have skeppy on his team

[crimson-vampire]

All teams for MCC 24!

[beeindaclouds]

Attending Hogwarts with the DSMP pt. 1 ➶-͙˚

Pairings: Dream, Georgenotfound, Sapnap, Quackity, Karl Jacobs, Punz, Badboyhalo, P!Skeppy × Reader

!!! Very long scenarios !!!

A.N: The houses I put them in and their patronous are based on my personal opinion and these scenarios follow the Harry Potter timeline

❝ Dream ❞

I'm telling yall now I accidentally made Dream the longest, soz

He's a Slytherin, which is ironic considering his zodiac sign, and a pure blood

Probably comes from a very well known family, at least in the wizarding world

It's probably somehow related to Draco, he absolutely despises it but he can't really do much about it

The Malfoys despise Dreams family because they're "blood traitors"

He'd be popular, but not the Draco kind rather the Cedric kind

So, popular, good in almost every subject, part of the quidditch team, became captain of it in is 6th year

You two met in one of your classes in your first year

You somehow caught his eye and he decided to go after you ever since

You two didn't date until the end of 5th year, and that's because of the Triwizard Tournament

Let's say that we could add one more person in the tournament, that'd be him

Yes, I know it's called Triwizard for a reason, but let's say that to not attract any suspicions the death eater somehow made one more name appear

He'd do good on the first task, just a few cuts here and there from the dragon

Then comes the Yule Ball, and you know he's gonna ask you out in the most extra way possible

He asked all his friends to help, dragged you to the countyard, put on a show with his friends while flying on brooms and as the fire works exploded the words "Y/N, Taking you to the Yule Ball would be a Dream ;)" appeared

Everybody would gape at you two as you entered the hall, you literally stole the spotlight from everyone that night

He also asked you to be his partner

He would save you, his most prized person, for the second task, all thanks to George that taught him the bubble head charm

He saves Harry and Cedric from Techno (he's replacing Krum in this AU) on the third task

You still thank the gods 'till this day, if Dream had ran to the trophy he probably would have died

Of course you two take part in the DA, with all of his friends

And you have matching patronous, which are two axolotls that happily swam around the both of you

Nothing much happened during the war, you two both fought togheter and are happy to have come out of it alive

❝ Georgenotfound ❞

For some reason I think he'd come from Beauxbaton

So, of course, you two first met at the Triwizard Tournament

You two weren't really that interested in it, so you both were usually as far away from the commotion as possible

During the first task you ended up bumping into eachother and starting a friendly conversation

You two got closer and you discovered a lot about him, like the fact that he learned to be an animagus and can become a ragdoll cat

To which he uses to his advantage whenever he wants cuddles or scratches from you

As the Yule Ball day approached, he decided he wanted to go with you

A few days before the ball you found George's cat on your bed, meowing and nuzzling it's face into yours

The cat gave you a little note and you gave it some scratches as a thank you

'I'm colourblind...wanna go to the Yule Ball?'

Yes, that's what the note said

You went with him anyway, how could you say no

After the tournament you thought you'd never get to see him again but, the next school year, he transferred to Hogwarts and surprised you in one of your classes

He's a Ravenclaw and comes from a half-blood family btw

After a bit of persuasion from you and his new group of friends, he joined the DA

His patronous is a Ragdoll cat, and yours is a canary

The canary seemed to really like the cat since it nuzzled it's face into it

During the war you two were separated for a short period of time, unfortunately in that period of time you managed to run into a very storng death eater

You almost got hit by the killing curse if it weren't for George who popped out of no where and saved you

Right then and there, after almost losing you, he asked you out. Not really romantic or the right moment but, as always, you couldn't say no to him

❝ Sapnap ❞

He's a Gryffindor, comes from a half-blood family, and has clinged to you from the very second he saw you

You two met in your first year on the train to Hogwarts; your compartment was the only empty one

You two quickly became friends and decided to stick togheter

It's like you have a little puppy following you everywhere. Wherever you are, he is with you

The only time you two were apart was when you got paralyzed because of the Basilisk

He stayed for days near your petrified body, waiting for any sign of you coming back

While in search for a solution he helped Hermione disocver what it actually was. He just wanted you back

Joy filled his face once he saw you at the entrance of the grand hall and he rushed to hug you

It downed on him that, bacuse of all of these weird events, anything could happened to you or him

So, before you two went back home for your summer vacation, he asked you out

Where did he get the confidence? He doesn't knwo either

What he does know is that he doesn't wanna waste any opportunity, not anymore

Once the Yule Ball was announced he took you out on a "late night date"

Thanks to Dream, he managed to sneak you guys into the quidditch stadium and asked you to the ball there, with a beautiful bouquet of flowers (fake if you're allergic)

If you thought he was clingy oh boy was he super clingy during the Yule Ball

He could not take his eyes off you and was scared people were going to steal you away from him

Even though by now all the school knew that you two were taken

You two take part in DA. Sapnap's patronous is a panda while yours is a koala

Yes, you are both very clingy and it shows

He didn't take his eyes off of you during the entire war. He almost lost you once and he was not about to let it happen again

❝ Quackity ❞

You two are childhood friends and neighbours

You're from a pureblood family, he isn't. So it was hard to hide that from him, but you and your family did your best

One day you both were in your room, just doing 11 year old things

And out of nowhere two owls just flew into your room

You panicked, because muggles weren't suppose to know about the wizarding world; and Quackity clearly wasn't a wizard

Until you noticed that there were two owls. Suddenly everything clicked

You told Quackity to open the letter and check and, just as you thought, he was invited to attend Hogwarts just like you

It took a few days to explain everything to him and his family, they even doubted you for a bit

But you were glad that you could now finally show this side of your life to your best friend and not have to worry about hiding anything from him

Going to Diagon Allay with him was... a challange

He would stop every five second to admire a store, or a creature, or a literal person

Seeing him get his first wand was hilarious, he would wave it around like a mad man trying to understand why it wasn't working for him

At hogwarts, he got sorted into Ravenclaw

Some people still question to this day how he got in that house, since he acts so "childish" while he's with his friends, but then they see how amazing he's doing in almost every class

He 100% had a crush on Cho Chang at some point

Did it make you jealous that he liked her and not you, his childhood friend who has been crushing on him since they first met? Yes.

But then you saw how sad he was after being turned down by her and you put all that jealousy aside. He was first and foremost your friend after all

From that day on he started seeing you in a different light, finally realizing that he always had you by his side...and that he actually liked you

Unfortunately for him he arrived to late. You had started dating one of his friends, Wilbur Soot

He avoided you throughout that whole period. He knew he should be happy for you, but he couldn't really be happy when he wanted you to be with him

It was Wilbur that made you realize Quackity's feelings. Wilbur saw how distracted and worried you were for him and how Quackity would glare at him every five minutes

So the night of the Yule Ball, he let you go. Told you to go to Quackity and to not worry about him

With a heavy heart and a thankful smile you ran to find your actual crush, who was sitting alone in the countyard

You two talked it out and it took you a whole other year to actually start dating

Wilbur wanted to, jokingly, murder you two during that year because "he didn't sacrifice himself for you two to only stay friends"

Quackity's patronous is a duck, while yours is a swan

The first time the two birds appeared they swam around eachother happily, which made you both blush and get teased by all of the memebrs of DA

During the war you both helped McGonagall with the protection charms and always had eachother backs in case of sneak attacks

❝ Karl Jacobs ❞

He's like Newt Scammander

A shy, Hufflepuff, pure blood that is very interested in magical creatures

He's well known around the school as the Hufflepuff who's shy at first but very outgoing once he gets comfortable

You two know about eachother's existence but have never talked

Until Hagrid's first Care of Magical Creature lesson

You both are his favourite students. Karl for being very interested and informed in the creatures while you seemed to be a natural at befriending them

So Hagrid, being the amazing human he is, paired you both up for an essay about Thestrals

And not only did you both get the highest grade, you also became close friends

After a few months , and a lot of encouraging from the crew boys, Karl asked you out

He takled you to the ground once you said yes, very sweet and a bit painful

When the Yule Ball was first announced he already knew he wanted to go with you, but he didn't tell you that. So this happened

"Hey, so, for the ball, should we wear matching colors? I think it'd luke cute-"

"Wait, we're going togheter?"

"Yes, why don't you want to?"

"Of course, I'd love to, but you never asked"

"I mean you'd go with me anyway so-"

"Touche-"

The ball went good, he stepped on you a couple of times, but it was fun

When you both first heard about the DA, you were skeptical. Umbridge scared both of you

But you didn't want to be unprepared for any attack that might've happened, so you joined

Your patronous is a fox while his is a bunny

You both giggled happily as the two animals jumped around

During the war you were both very scared, but you knew that you had eachother and that togheter you could've conquered the world

❝ Punz ❞

Another pure blood Slytherin who is related to Malfoy, they're cousin

And like Dream, he despises it, but has no choice. Their families get along, he's the only odd one out

So he had a weird reputation at Hogwarts

Some hated him for being related to Malfoy and beign a Slytherin

Others found him actually very kind

Even his own house had mixed feelings about him, because he was friends with "blood traitors and mudbloods"

He wanted to punch them everytime they used those horrible words

And that's actually how you two met

Malfoy was being a dick and picking on you for being a muggle born

Punz was about to jump in and stop his cousin but you beat him to it by coldly telling Malfoy a long essay about how disgusting and horrible him, his friends and all the "pure-bloods-only" wizards were

Of course the platinum blonde boy was speechless, just like Punz; he thought you were more of a quiet "avoid conflict" type, but here you were proving him wrong

I PROMISE I DON'T HATE DRACO, IT'S JUST FOR THE SCENARIO

After the ferret left he made sure to compliment you and that's how you became friends

You both went to the Yule Ball as friends

Weirdly enough two of the most attractive peopel at Hogwarts didn't have dates, I wonder why lol

You both could feel your feelings for each other growing as you two slow danced through the night, but none of you made the first move

After that amazing year, life hit Punz like a ton of bricks

His family admitted to being Death Eaters and they wanted Punz to be a part of it

Punz refused and, as a result, was disowned from the family. Not that he minded, but at the end of the day, they were his parents

He ended up staying with Dream for the rest of the school years

Both of your patronous are considered "kings". Yours is a lion while Punz's an Eagle

Such a royal couple

One evening you both decided to stay in the room of requirement to "practice a bit more"

But the practicing ended up being an excuse for the both of you to confess to eachother, and then the rest was history

You can imagine the rest, we're a family friendly profile here u.u

Punz ended up helping the golden trio get Rowena's tiara and save Draco and his goon from the fire explosion

Punz and Draco ended up having a short conversation about why Draco joined the death eaters. Let's just say they both related to eachother and are now on good terms

After that you never left Punz's side, especially when he had to face his parents who were cheering for the death of Harry

❝ Badboyhalo ❞

Hufflepuff, half-blood, sweetest Hufflepuff in the wizarding world, somehow captain of the quidditch team

He was recognized by everybody for different reasons

You two were friends, you hung out a few times, but that was it for the longest time

You two also went togheter to the Yule Ball with a group of friends and had a lot of fun

Nobody knows, but you two had a small moment where you were alone and slow danced togheter

And that didn't mean anything to the both of you

Until 6th year

He started seeing you in a different light, a pinker one

He loved whenever he saw you smile, or when you'd compliment his cooking, or when you'd run to his room to play and cuddle with Rat because "you needed your support animal"

He was basically infatuated by everything you did, and you were the same

Another thing about him is that he is weirdly good at potions, cause cooking

Snape, somehow, liked him. But Slughorn loved him

So, of course, he got invited to the Slug Party and asked you to come as a plus one

He was speechless once he saw you all dressed up for the party and couldn't seem to form a normal sentence

Other then that it was a fun night, and both of your feelings for eachother grew

You both joined the DA last second. Bad struggled a bit with some spells but you where always happy to help him

His patronous is a black cat while your's a white one

The cats somehow managed to push you both closer, making you fall into his chest

It's like the patronous were shipping you lol

During the war you were hit by the cruciatus curse by a death eater who wanted to "play with his food first"

Bad had come to your rescue and took you away from the now unconscious death eater

Luckily for you there were no serious injury. And once you woke up, he poured his heart out to you

Very happy awakening

❝ Skeppy ❞ [Platonic]

Oh you already know that he's a Gryffindor, comes from a pure blood family and is friends with Fred Nad George

The two twins literally adopted him the week he first came to Hogwarts and they have been all togheter ever since

You ended up being one of the victims of the prank trio, which you weren't happy about, so you planned your revenge

You innocently offered them cookies with the excuse that "you were trying a new recipe" and they believed you

After a few hours they ran to you with bright pink coloured hair

But they weren't mad, no they were ecstatic to know how you did it

So you ended up joining the now prank quado

For the Yule Ball you and Skeppy had to go together, since the twins had dates

You both might've spiked the punch... just a tiny bit

All four of you somehow woke up in the middle of the twins room with massive headaches

During DA meetings you had fun stupefying Skeppy and seeing him get frustrated cause he could never do that to you

His patronous ended up being an otter, while yours a seal. You're water buddies :D

The twins told you both about the grand finale and the opening of their shop, they even asked you both to join

You all had fun blowing fireworks into Umbridge's face

You even made a potion to change her face into a toad, it suited her

Once the war ended, you and Skeppy had to take over the shop and also make sure that George was ok

George is eternally grateful for the both of you

Part Two

[dazenightmare]

first off oh my god i love this au so much it makes me so happy ahahhhhhhhhhh and if youre not too overwhelmed i also have a question! how did everyone start working at the store? i know that sbi probably joined together cause family, but who was the first one? how did the dream team get in, how did dream become manager? how long have niki fundy and sam been working? and would bbh ever join them?

*pulls out a slideshow* Okay, strap in, this is gonna be a fun one

At first, it wasn’t even a grocery store. No, teenage Dream started smaller than that. A small little dollar store type thing to start off with

His first employee ever was Karl Jacobs. A sweet teen who was ready to be the only cashier. However, they would need just a bit more help. This came in the form of an eight year old Tubbo, who wanted to help his family get more money, but was too young for anybody to seriously consider hiring him

They were the original trio. A weird three to be paired together, but they made it work. They stuck with each other through thick and thin.

When Dream finished school early, Karl and Tubbo were there. When Karl finally moved out to live on his own, Dream and Tubbo were there. When Tubbo’s parents died and all of a sudden he had to meet his biological father, Dream and Karl were there.

They hire Punz for security after a robbery, and Quackity as a janitor when they became popular enough for customers to make messes, and Sam to start accounting for all of their inventory

Eventually, they move on to the Big Leagues. A grocery store. Suddenly they have to hire a lot more staff to fill the space.

They hire Bad and Ant from Dream’s high school days for the clothes department. They get in touch with Karl’s old friend Niki to take charge in the bakery. They call in George, Dream’s online friend, to watch over cameras. Quackity calls in Eret and Fundy for the Help Desk and to help Sam in the back. Ponk is called in for the pharmacy. Tubbo convinces Dream to hire his dad and Techno for the deli. Purpled is found from the side of the street, since he thought he might as well spend his time getting a job.

They get more popular. Tommy gets a job there because he was bored since Tubbo got more shifts. Wilbur gets dragged along

Another robbery happens, so they hire more security, including Sapnap

Ponk needs an extra set of hands, and Corpse needs a job

Bad somehow convinces Dream to hire Skeppy. Worst day of Dream’s life

At some point, Tubbo crashes into Ranboo. A couple weeks later, Niki has an assistant baker (she has never been more relieved)

We don’t know how Puffy got here, but y’know, she’s here now I guess

[stellocchia]

besides primeboys is there anyone else you wanna see tommy with for mcc (this mcc with the remaining people or just in general)

For the ones we haven't seen yet:

I would pay to see how he and 5up would interact just in general. Of course, that's not happening this mcc and probably not ever since I'm pretty sure I'm the only one who wants that, but still...

I also would absolutely love to get a bench trio team sometime in the future (with Jack as the fourth member? Maybe? That would be the best thing ever honestly...)

Also, for some reason, my brain thinks that a team-up with Skeppy would be hilarious. Like, please, that would be great! And there still is a possibility for that still...

Also Sapnap. I just need more Tommy and Sapnap interactions in my life in general... if it was with both Sapnap and George it would be even better but I doubt that that will happen because it would be a decidedly op team-up.

Lastly, I know that this is never gonna happen because Tommy is incapable of not swearing, but... team with Grian? That... that would be the best. Just genuinely. I would be happier about that than about the primeboys mcc, that's how much I want it.

As for teams that already happened in the past but I would like to see again:

I wanna see Tommy and Wisp again at some point because that was the best. If it's Tommy, Wisp, and Tubbo it's even better.

It's rather recent (we had it in mcc 15 if I'm remembering right) but another Tommy and Fundy team-up would also make me immensely happy

Also, I think this happened already in his first-ever mcc, but I just. I really want him to team with Puffy again at some point. That would be so fun. Like, they haven't interacted that much, but their interactions in and out of the dsmp have always been a ton of fun!

[deathordemise]

kachow hello everyone here’s a writing piece i’ve been working on since god knows when. i started it when tommy was still in exile, so the recent events kinda threw it into the non-cannon compliant, lol. anyway , this entire thing is based off the concept of dream wanting a ‘family’. dw, turned on auto cap to write it lmao. send asks regarding this if you wanna :)

here’s the one person who wanted to be tagged : @head-fullof-clouds

trigger warnings: looking down on someone based of age, imprisonment, gas lighting, one sided family dynamics (?), forced found family (??)

mainly tubbo and dream centric, but mentions of others. there’s more under the cut!!

Dream stands with his hands on his hips, surveying his past hours of work.

“Would you like Ranboo to room with you guys as well? You and him get along very well, and it’s nice to see you hang out with kids your age other than Tommy.”

Tubbo shakes his head, sitting on the edge of his bed. The adult sighs and shrugs.

“Okay, if you’re so sure.” He turns back to the other barrels full of things . Tubbo finally speaks up when he begins to assemble another bookcase.

“ I don’t want Tommy in here either.”

Dream straightens immediately, looking genuinely confused.

“But you guys are best friends! I would have loved sharing a room with my best friends when I was younger. I know you boys had that little fight during his exile, but surely you’ll get over it? I mean, I did spend all this time decorating his side of the bedroom.”

“This isn’t a bedroom,” Tubbo stands up and lunges at the bars. He grips it in an attempt to shake them, but the metal poles remain sturdy. “Dream, this is a prison cell!”

“Don’t be ridiculous.” He scoffs. Tubbo remains glaring and hostile.

“You know I’m right. You know you’re making us all prisoners. It doesn’t matter how nice you make the cells, how good you make the meals, how lovingly you hand stitched these blankets. You’re holding us here against our will, with no escape. You’re nothing but a jail guard.” His tirade is cut off when Dream slams his fist into the crafting table.

“Stop!” Dream pauses to collect himself. He shudders, voice cracking is desperation.

“Stop it. You’re twisting my words. You’re making it wrong. You’re making it ugly.”

Dream finally takes a seat, pulling off his mask in the process. He sits with his back against the wall, facing Tubbo again. His head tilts back and he presses the palms of his hands against his eyes, then smooths his hair back.

“Why do you guys always have to make it all ugly? This is my land, you know? I can deal with you guys terraforming, I expected it. I can deal with you guys building whatever the fuck you wanted with my permission. I could have even let the whole drug thing slide! But then there was the thing with the discs.”

“Tommy’s discs.” Tubbo corrects,but he doesn’t acknowledge the teen’s input.

“It was such a simple thing to do. Hand me the discs. Maybe I would have given them back eventually. But you had to fight back. You had to separate yourselves, and start a war. You made it all ugly, and by making me the bad guy, you made me ugly too. I don’t understand. I just wanted you guys to listen to me.”

“You wanted to control us” Tubbo protested, “Like puppets on a string. You wanted us to bend at your will. We’re our own damn people, Dream. We’re not dolls for you to play ‘house’ with.”

“I know you’re too young to understand.” Dream sighs, giving him a small smile.

“It's okay . I forgive you. I forgive each and everyone of you.”

“What about George and Sapnap? Do you think this is what they want?” Tubbo switches tactics, desperate to make the man see reason. Tired of gripping the metal, he too sits on the cold netherite floor.

“George and Sapnap don’t know what they want.” Dream snaps irritatedly. Seemingly hitting the nail on its head, Tubbo plows on.

“Oh,really? Do you think Bad would let you do this? You think he’ll come in here willingly?”

“He goes wherever Skeppy goes.” He waves dismissively.

“Ah,yes, because Bad is so down with Skeppy being tossed into jail.”

“I’m not tossing Skeppy into the jail! Tub- Tubbo, you know this isn’t a jail, right?”

“Then what is it, Dream? What is this, with the iron bars and doors and obsidian? Sam himself built it, and he says it’s a prison. What is it?”

He doesn’t reply at first, fiddling with the cracked and damaged mask in his hands.

“I’m pretty fond of the moniker Pandora’s Vault.” He smiles softly at Tubbo, sending a chill up his spine.

“Vault?”

“Yeah. A vault is where people store valuables.”

“I- I do know what a vault is! That’s not my… did you just completely miss the part where I said we’re people? We’re not like those shiny things that you’d stuff into an enderchest.” He sputtered indignantly, at an almost loss for words. Dream wheezes and hauls himself up, dusting off his pants.

“Enderchest is actually kind of a cool name for it. I might just consider rebranding! I like to call it a vault, Tubbo, because a vault is where you store precious things. And to me, there’s nothing more precious than family.”

He walks back over to the crafting table, unaware of the other slowly losing his composure.

“You’re not my family.” He whispers.

Dream picks up on the dread and terror in Tubbos voice. He sets the planks back down gently.

“Remember when we were in the same team competing in MCC?” and how can Tubbo forget that? Standing side by side with your sworn enemy, wearing the same colours with undeniable pride.

“Remember how I helped you train? How we trained together, and I gave you advice and support? Didn’t you like that ? I was like a mentor to you, like an older brother! Don’t you want an older brother? You won’t have to be alone anymore.”

“I’m not alone! I have an actual family, Dream. I don’t need you. I’ve got my whole cabinet. Do I need to remind you that I’m the bloody president, not some weak baby you need to soothe? I’ve got Phil, and Wil-Ghostbur, and I’ve got Tech… I’ve got Ranboo and Niki, and Tommy. No, not…I don’t…” he protests.

“Tommy? Wilbur? Technoblade? You think Technoblade is better than me ? The people who destroyed your country ? Some fucking family you got there. You know what? Fine. Fine! They’re going to be in here with you anyway. I don’t fucking care. We’re going to be one big happy family whether you like it or not.”

“You’re not my fucking family!” Tubbo screams.

“And you are a child!” Dream roars.

“You’re a little boy playing dress up! Do you think you can fill Wilbur’s shoes? You can barely even measure up to Schlatt! At least Schlatt did something. What have you done with your presidency, Tubbo? What have you done ?”

Tubbo finds himself cowering on the floor as Dream's figure looms above him, face pressed against the bars, jeering.

“Answer me, Tubbo. What have you done ? What have you fucking done?!”

Tubbo sobs.

“I’ll tell you what you’ve done,” he continues.

“You’ve exiled your best friend. You’ve surrounded yourself with a so-called cabinet full of people more kniving and ambitious than you. They think you’re an idiot, no, they know you’re an idiot. You weren’t the first choice, you weren’t even the second.”

Silence reigns once again as Dream walks back to the crafting bench. Tubbo manages to haul himself into the bed, trembling the whole time. He only looks up when the iron door swings open and a shadow is cast over him.

“Hey.”

He’s calm again. He’s kind and gentle and nice again as he holds out a wooden box like it’s a peace offering.

It’s a bee hive.

“I know I broke your first one and killed all your bees but I really didn’t mean to.” he sounds apologetic, as close to a ‘sorry’ as Dream can get. When Tubbo doesn’t take the box, he sets it down on the beds edge and then clambers on as well, sitting next to him.

“I didn’t mean to raise my voice either. I was just,” he gestures vaguely “,frustrated.”

He smiles when Tubbo picks up the bee hive and fidgets with it, looking everywhere except for Dream's face.

“There we go! I hope you like it. I’ll pick up some bee’s for you later today or tomorrow, yeah ?”

“Yeah.”

Dream laughs, pulling the teen into a quick side hug.

“It’s gonna be okay.” He reassures.

“Everything’s gonna be okay.”

[callme-chaos]

Tommy SMP (DSMP)

H-hello? How did you get in here? Tommy doesn’t usually let randoms in. Uhhhhh lemme just consult the list real quick. What’s your name?

Huh. Doesn’t sound familiar. Buuuuuuut there you are. On the list. What’s your purpose here then, pal?

A tour? Well, the person who usually does the tours is out in the moment… But I guess I could show you around. If you would like to follow me – yeah just ignore the holes and stuff. They’re just remnants of a couple of wars we’ve had.

What kind of wars? Bro, where have you been?

Not from around here? Evidently. Well, first there was the Disk Wars. You see, Dream had these cool disks but Tommy really wanted them, you know? And this is /Tommy SMP/ and not /Dream SMP/ after all so there was all that. Then there was this Quackity kid who tried to start a nation and Tommy didn’t really like the look of that. And so Tommy and this Ranboo guy decided to blow it all up – I don’t remember the details. You see, I’ve been away… uhhhh… travelling so I don’t really see too much of what goes on here. That and I seem to be forgetting a lot of things… I really should fix that-

Huh? You’re confused. Buddy – I haven’t even told you about the Egg yet!

Yeah! An Egg! I can show you it right now actually. Just follow me.

The vines? Yeah! They’re a nice shade of blue but they’re a real pain to cut down, you know? They just seem to grow back stronger. Now, just pop down this hole here – yeah just straight down.

Oh! Ah. I really should have warned you about the fall damage, huh? I’m sure we can pop into George’s bakery later and fix you up. Providing George is in his bakery… He stopped baking a while back.

Why? I don’t actually know. I’m not really too involved in the politics around here (travelling and all that) buuuuut I heard a rumour that him, Ranboo, Charlie Slimecicle and Technoblade have started like a secret club. Not sure exactly what they do but if Ranboo is involved it can’t be good. Anyways! Here’s the Egg. Don’t step too close though – I’ve heard it has some serious manipulative powers. Niki’s best friend Foolish got transformed by it the other day. She was quite upset. I think she runs a cult in the Egg’s honour with Ponk or something now. She’s nice but pretty scary when she wants to be, I’ll tell you that much.

The Egg is giving you weird vibes? Yeah. You and me both. The blue is giving me shivers actually. Shall we continue our tour elsewhere?

Next? Hmmmmm. I know! I’ll take you to Hannah’s castle and museum. They’re a great tourist spot! Follow me.

Yes we have a museum! History has been made here on the SMP, I’ll have you know. This SMP was founded by the Tommy Team made up of the hot-headed, dashingly attractive Fundy; the greatly popular, widely enjoyed Bad Boy Halo; and, of course, the 1000IQ man himself, TommyInnit. Though, Tommy… hasn’t been about much… lately… not since… you know…

Well, if you don’t know I hardly have the time to explain now! (I’ll maybe show you later if we have time…) Anyways! Here we are: Hannah’s museum. This miserable little dark room here is a recreation of L’Manberg’s Final Control Room. Back in the first L’Manberg verses Greater Tommy SMP war, L’Manberg’s founding fathers (Schlatt, Sapnap, President Quackity and Vice President Dream) were all betrayed by a member of their own battalion: Hannah-Rose. They were dark times, kid.

You want to know more about President Quackity and his right hand man Dream? Well, they were incredibly close – practically brothers. They both went through a lot together. Until Quackity finally blew up L’Manberg and was subsequently killed by his own father, Charlie Slimecicle.

I didn’t say they were dark times for nothing, you know? Dream took it harder than anyone. And Tommy took the opportunity to traumatise and manipulate the fella further. Tommy even managed to convince Dream’s best friend, Schlatt, that he was the root of all problems on the SMP.

We couldn’t believe it either. Dream did have one friend, Ranboo, for a while. But they ultimately disagreed on their ideas of justice and went their separate ways.

Sad times, indeed, kid. Anyways, where to next… Oh! Hello, Eret! How are you doing?

Ah. He’s busy. Off being cracked at bed wars I suspect.

What’s the big black building over there?

Uhhhhhhhh… Have you seen HBomb’s hotel? It’s great this time of year! Just this way, matey. Technically it belongs Dream but HBomb briefly took it over. There was some kind of dispute between the two guys – nobody here really takes HBomb that seriously. (Personally, I blame the ancient skin he still wears. Kid really needs an update, you know?)

That? Oh, I suppose you can still see some of the remnants. That used to be Punz’s UFO. Someone blew it up but I’m not entirely sure who…

How do I know it was blown up? Look, I’m just taking Quackity’s word for it.

He did die but then he was recently brought back to life. He spends most of his time with Dream outside Las Nevadas.

Las Nevadas is basically the Tommy SMP version of Las Vegas. It’s pretty cool actually – wanna check it out?

Cool! We’re actually heading in the right direction for that anyways. So, where are you from?

Yeah, I gathered you weren’t from around here but where are you actually from?

…Not gonna tell me? Fine. So be it. You sure are a mystery, huh?

I’m not flirting! I just- I… Ah! Look at that! We’re already here! It’s pretty dramatic, right?

You should see it at night. Everything lights up and it is magnificent.

It belongs to Wilbur. He’s the head honcho around here. He’s here alongside Puffy and Phil. Oh! Speak of the devil, if you squint a little bit you can see Phil down there now, bouncing around. He’s a cutie really – though his puns do get tiresome.

What do you mean “you don’t get tired of puns”?

…Are you human?

…What a terrifying answer. Okay! Moving on!

I’m aware that it’s one of the ugliest structures in existence – but you can’t blame Wilbur and Las Nevadas for /that/ abomination. That’s what Quackity and Dream installed last time they were here together.

I know it’s phallic but you don’t have to say that out loud! Come on, man, have a little class.

That up there? That’s Schlatt and Techno’s “cookie castle” as I like to call it. When Dream was exiled, Schlatt met Techno and they started getting really close. They’re everybody’s favourite couple now. I think it’s a friendship that will last a long time, you know? They seem to have a lot in common.

Like what? Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh They’re both American?

Look, if you know, you know.

Alright! Next – shall we have a change of scenery? Las Nevadas can get quite… heated, so perhaps we can give the snowy biome a visit, yeah? Now, when we get there it’s important to tread carefully: the forest is enchanted, practically everything there will eat you and, worst of all… Ranboo lives out there.

Ranboo? He’s a terrifying force of nature. I heard he slayed an entire army all by himself, owns a pet polar bear and he helped Tommy take down the entirety of L’Manberg. Ranboo and Tommy – they’re one formidable duo.

No no! There’s no need to be afraid! Apparently Ranboo’s arsonist days are over and he has his carer Charlie Slimecicle watching over him so he’s been relatively quiet recently. I like to think their neighbour Technoblade has been a good influence on them both.

Technoblade is a gentle soul. Poor kid just wants to make everyone happy, you know? I wish everyone was more like Technoblade sometimes – the world would be such a different place…

Nah, nobody can really sleep soundly – not when Antfrost and Purpled are still out there. The Eggpire and Las Nevadas never really rest when it comes to their members. Oh! But by far the worst person to come across – the real reason I haven’t slept in weeks on this server – is… Oh. Oh dear. I think I’ve summoned him. Walk this way – quickly! – and don’t make eye contact…

NO JACK I HAVE NO DESIRE TO WITNESS THE JACK MANIFOLD “GRIND” NOW PLEASE TAKE YOUR FILTH AND YOUR CAT-MAID OUTFIT AND GO BOTHER SAPNAP OR SKEPPY INSTEAD!

…Alright, no need to look at Jack like that.

Jack Manifold in a cat-maid- no. Don’t make me lock you up in Pandora’s Vault along with- uhhhhhh.

Forget I said that. Speaking of Skeppy, he built Schlatt and Techno a beautiful mansion around here somewhere-!

He also built an extraordinary diamond sculpture a while ago-

Please no.

…I guess you leave me no choice then, huh? I guess, I can show you the prison – but we have to be really, really careful, okay?

Who’s inside? Well…

I didn’t forget! It just… Tommy. Tommy is in the prison right now.

Well, of course I didn’t want to tell you! It doesn’t really look good on the server when the person its named after is locked up for life for doing unspeakable things.

No! I’m not gonna tell you what unspeakable things he did – it wouldn’t make them unspeakable then, would it?

…I don’t believe anyone else is in there, no. Why?

Ranboo? Nahhhhhh! Ha ha! What do you know, you silly goose! Well, before we go into the prison, we’ll have to get Puffy’s permission. She’s really strict about who she lets in and out of the prison and takes her role as prison warden very, very seriously. No one has ever died or been injured or brought back to life or wrongly imprisoned while the prison has been in her care.

What do you mean – “not convincing”? If you don’t trust my word, then that’s a /you/ problem.

…The prison is this way. Now, when we get in let me do all the talking… You know what? Perhaps you should stay outside. I’ll go in, talk to Puffy and try to get permission to go in – but I make no promises, understand?

…Alright, wait here.

…

…

…

Puffy said no.

No, it was a pretty definitive no actually. Wh-where are you going?

You can’t! Puffy hasn’t given you permission!

There’s nobody in there /to/ save. Tommy deserves to be in there-

There is nobody else in the prison!

You’re insane.

No, I won’t let you.

…

…I don’t think so, matey. Feel that sharp object between your shoulder blades?

I figured you did. That’s my sword. I am not afraid to push it through your chest if it means keeping you out of that prison. Understood? Now, step away from the prison.

Thank you.

…I think that concludes our tour. Perhaps it’s best you- oh! Karl is here! Karl Jacobs! Over here!

Yeah. He doesn’t talk ever but he’s still a great guy, you know?

Oi. Wave back. It would be rude not to wave back.

My name? Oh my goodness! I totally forgot to introduce myself! (Though, you never really asked until now anyways…)

It’s okay! I know I talk a lot – it can be difficult to get me to shut up sometimes – ha ha!

My name is Callahan.

[ghosthouses27]

Walk The Red Carpet

Summary: Techno and Dream get invited to a thing and proceed to fangirl

(warning: shenanigans and the writing quality slowly deteriorates but don't mind that-)

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"Aww that sucks," Sapnap whined, making a pouty face. "Will we be able to watch though?"

"Yeah I'm sure you will," Dream reassured, glancing back at his letter. "I don't see why they would do a big tournament without filming it for clout."

"Don't be sound so down Sapnap," Bad chided. "This is a big opportunity for Dream, we should be happy!"

Sapnap sighed, leaning against his hand. "Yeah I know, I just wish we could do it with him too..."

"What'd you say it was called again?" George asked, tilting his head. "Something like the legendary tournament?"

Dream flicked his letter onto the table so the three could read it. "The Tournament of Legends," he replied. "It's kinda like Minecraft Monday but like, better." He gestured his hand vaguely.

Bad glanced at the letter and his eyes widened. "Oh this!"

Dream raised an eyebrow. "You've heard about it?"

"Yeah! Techno was telling me and Skeppy about it!" He sat up and grabbed the paper. "It's also all over twitter, bunch of big minecrafters are gonna be in it apparently."

"Ohhhh so that's what Sparklez was vague-posting about," Sapnap commented.

"Wait, Captain Sparklez is gonna be there?" Dream's eyes widened and he leaned forward in his seat. "Do you know any of the other contestants? Er, besides Techno and Sparkles of course."

Sapnap rested his head in his arms, staring up at Dream with tired eyes. "Dunno really who they were but Antvenom, Skydoesminecraft, DanTDM, some other big shots."

"I think iBallisticsquid's gonna be in it," George commented, leaning against the wall. "You know, the one Techno was with in Minecraft Monday? And Stampy's friend? Yeah I think I saw him talking about it on twitter."

Bad looked up from the letter. "Oh gosh, he's really good," the shorter mumbled. "I mean, he and Techno won Minecraft Monday! Maybe he's even better than you Dream," he added in a teasing tone.

Dream groaned and leaned his elbows on the table, shoving his face into his hands. "Wouldn't be surprised honestly..." he muttered. "Only reason Techno didn't completely dominate MCM is because they kept giving him crap teammates; if him and Squid actually won then he's gotta be crazy good..."

Sapnap gave an amused hum. "Back in the old days when Techno actually go along with squids," he mused, gaining a chuckle from Bad.

"Don't worry Dream, I'm sure you'll do great," George reassured.

"It's not that I'm worried about!" Dream groaned again and banged his head on the table, folding his arms on top. "I'm gonna have to compete with what, minecraft legends?! I can't do that! That's like kicking your own role model!"

Bad's expression changed to concern and he sat down next to Dream. "If you're really nervous Dream, maybe you could call Techno about it," he suggested, putting a comforting hand on his shoulder.

"Maybe some smack talk'll calm ya down," Sapnap said, his voice slightly muffled by his arms.

"Yeah maybe," Dream agreed, wearily lifting his head. He grabbed his phone and quickly dialed the number, leaning against his arm.

"Hello?" Techno's typical monotone voice said from the other side.

"Hey Techno," Dream sighed. "Could I like, talk you about the tournament thing? I'm hella stressed about it."

There was silence for a moment before Techno spoke again. "Honestly same." There was a distant yell in background Dream couldn't make out and Techno yelled back, "Wilbur shut up I'm on the phone."

Dream chuckled. "Tell Wilbur I said hi."

"SUCK IT GREEN BOY!" Wilbur's voice screeched in the background.

Techno audibly sighed over the line, making Dream wheeze. "Anyway, you were saying about the tournament?" he asked. "Tommy was yelling about DanTDM or someone joining which isn't helping my stress much."

"Same, Sapnap and George and Bad told me the same." Dream sighed and dragged a hand down his face. "It sounds like there's gonna be like every big league minecrafter there... Although, I heard Ballistic Squid was gonna in it so at least you know one person."

"Oh! Preston's gonna be there too!" Bad added from the side. "PrestonPlayz? Skeppy's friends with him!"

"Oh god Preston," Techno muttered from the other side. "He's way too energetic for my liking."

"Well at least there's another person we know," Dream muttered. "Or uh, kinda know."

"I think half of the people are gonna be from Minecraft Monday, so I don't know how much they're gonna like me..."

"They'll like you just fine," Dream reassured, running a hand through his messy hair. "I'm sure this'll be way better than MCM, I mean I feel like anything's better than Keemstar at this point." He chuckled.

Techno sighed again. "Yeah maybe," he said. "I'm praying they do or else the whole tournament might be a bit awkward for me."

"DID I HEAR KEEMSTAR?!" Wilbur's voice yelled in the background.

"WILBUR SHUT UP!"

"KEEMSTAR CAN SUCK IT!"

"WILBUR I SAID SHUT UP I'M ON THE PHONE!"

"OOOOH WHO YA TALKING TO?!" Tommy's voice yelled.

Techno groaned and facepalmed. "Sorry Dream," he grumbled. "Can I call you back in a bit? I gotta go beat two nerds."

Dream wheezed. "Yeah sure man. See ya."

"See ya."

The line clicked dead and Dream shoved his phone back into his pocket, leaning against his hand again.

"Any reassurance?" Bad asked with a soft smile. "I heard some uh, yelling...?"

"Yeah, Wilbur and Tommy were yelling in the background."

"Noisy child," George mumbled, making Dream wheeze.

Sapnap raised his head. "Wait when's the thing again?" he asked.

Bad glanced at the letter on the table. "Uhhh, next week I think," he said, nudging his glasses back up. "Oh that's actually pretty soon. You can go to the arena thing before the even though so that's good."

"Wait can we go see the arena?" Sapnap asked, jolting up in his seat. "Like right now? I wanna see it right now that sounds cool okay let's go-"

"SAPNAP!" George yelped at the raven-haired who was starting to get ahead of himself.

"We could go see!" Bad suggested. He glanced over at Dream who had gone back to idly staring at the letter. "You wanna go Dream? Maybe It'll calm your nerves to go outside?"

"Yeah sure whatever..."

The group swiftly left to the server IP and was greeted with what look like a campsite overgrown with vines and tall trees. Sapnap almost immediately slammed into a tree but Bad thankfully yanked him back in time.

"You can't stay out of trouble for one minute," George chided, giving him a glare.

"It's not my fault they put so many trees in the spawn area!" Sapnap exclaimed, elbowing him in the ribs and glaring back.

"It's your fault for running into them."

"I SPAWNED IN ONE WHAT DO YOU WANT FROM ME?!"

"TO NOT SPAWN IN ONE!"

"WELL TELL ME HOW TO DO THAT MISTER MASTER CODER!"

"Guys!" Dream stepped between them, glancing at both with a warning glare. "We just got here, don't cause a scene."

"Yet," Sapnap muttered, earning a hard nudge from George.

"Uh, hello?" a voice said. A red-head in a black and gray striped sweater stepped out from behind the thick cluster of trees, untangling his gold "Z" necklace from some leaves. "Oh hey there. You guys must be part of the tournament right?"

"Actually it's just him," George replied, gesturing to Dream who smiled nervously. "We're just his friends."

There was a crash behind the red-head and a yelp. "WHY'RE THERE SO MANY TREES?!" someone yelled, another crash follow their words. "NO ONE NEEDS THIS MUCH OXYGEN!"

The red-head stared blankly at the trees, not even trying to help whoever had clearly crashed into something. "You better be joking Ross or I swear."

A man in a gray hoodie stumbled out from the undergrowth, twigs tangled in his scarf and glasses in his hand. He turned to the red-head, putting his glasses back on and shaking some of the leaves out of his silver hair. "Well there's like... five people here-"

"Six."

"Six people here, so we only need like six trees."

The red-head shook his head and sighed. "I swear to fucking god Ross..."

"Oh hey!" Ross glanced over at the Dream Team and Bad who were watching their argument. "Max there's other people!"

"Yeah I can see that," Max replied in a sarcastic tone that could rival Techno's. "Hi, I'm Max or Mithzan. That's Ross."

"Yourpalross reporting for duty!" Ross exclaimed, making a hasty salute.

"Nice to meet you! I'm Bad, that's George, that's Sapnap, and that's Dream!" Bad introduced, gesturing to each of them as he listed them off. "Dream's the only one who's actually supposed to be here though."

Max looked the blond up and down, and smirked. "So we're gonna be competing with you," he commented. "You look a bit... hard of seeing but alright."

"Oh uh this?" Dream gestured to his mask. "No I can see just fine, it doesn't like, actually really do anything."

"You kinda look like slenderman," Ross commented, still picking twigs out of his silver hair.

"Actually yeah you kinda do," Sapnap added, turning to Dream and squinting. "I think it's the height."

"HEYYYYYY!"

Dream had no time to react as a girl with long black hair jumped down from the trees, completely knocking over Max and making them both collapse on the ground.

"JESS!" Max shoved the girl off and scrambled to his feet, brushing leaf mulch from his sweater.

The girl laughed, a bright smile on her face. "Ohhh, sorry Max but I had to cushion my fall!" she explained, taking Ross' hand and getting to her feet. "You understand right?"

Max glared at her. "NO I DON'T FUCKING "UNDERSTAND" YOU JUST FUCKING JUMPED ON ME!"

"Oh! Hello fellow competitors!" the girl exclaimed, waving at the group. "I'm Aphmau! Or Aph, or Jess, whatever works!"

"Are you okay?" Bad asked worriedly to Max who was still grumbling to himself.

"Yeah yeah," Max muttered.

"Hey did you know there's a portal room?" Aphmau pointed to one part of the cluster of trees. "Over there is like, a hallway with a bunch of portals! They're like nether portals but in rainbow colors!"

Ross looked up from fidgeting with his scarf. "Oh yeah I saw those earlier. They looked like they got dipped in skittles."

"What?! Why didn't you tell me?!" Max snapped, turning to glare at him.

"You didn't ask!"

George glanced over in the direction Aphmau had pointed it. "Should we go check it out?"

"Sure," Sapnap shrugged. "Better than standing around doing nothing."

The group headed over and found a hallway that looked similar to the Minecraft Storymode portal room. Ross almost immediately ran into the first portal, Jess barreling after him and shoving Max through as well.

"Guys there're signs," Bad said, pointing to the wooden signs hung above each portal. "They went through... the spleef one but there's a lot of others!"

"Oh hey there's parkour!" Sapnap bounded over to the pink portal with an orange frame and eagerly stepped in.

The portal flashed white and he was shoved back from it, the portal rippling like the ocean. Sapnap frowned and turned to the green portal beside it, sticking his arm straight through it. It flashed white as well and he was pushed away once more.

"What the hell? I can't go in!"

George raised an eyebrow suspiciously and reached out to touch the orange and pink. The same thing happened to him and he was pushed back into Bad, nearly knocking both of them over.

"Ah! Careful George!" Bad yelped. "What the fudge happened?!"

"I don't know!" George glanced back at the portals which rippled tauntingly in front of him. "Maybe we can't go in yet? But that doesn't make sense because the Jess and her friends went in-"

Dream stepped forward and cautiously pressed his hand through green portal. He flashed green for a moment and then disappeared from view of his friends. His vision went white and faded as quickly as it came, his feet crunching on the gravel suddenly below him.

Shading his eyes with one hand, he glanced up to see a pile of chest in front of him, surrounded by gravel and rocky ground. A blond in a dark blue hat with ear flaps stumbled by and fell at his feet, wood axe resting against him.

He stared at Dream and gave him an apologetic smile. "Oops! Sorry mate!" he said with a british accent even more distinct than George's. "Didn't see you there!"

"Sorry!" a brunette in an orange cat-eared hoodie called, waving over at Dream with a stone sword in his hand. Dream recognized them almost immediately but didn't say a word about it.

"Uh, it's fine," he said awkwardly, stepping backwards to let the man stand back up. "I just spawned in anyways."

"Ah, so that's why I didn't see ya!"

Dream nodded and backed away, scurrying as far as could away from the other players without looking suspicious. He was also desperately trying to not have a nervous breakdown on the spot. He pulled out his communicator and quickly pulled up Discord, immediately calling his friends.

"Dream?!" George's panicked voice immediately flooded through his earpiece. "Where are you?! Are you okay?!"

"Dream where the hell did you go?!" Sapnap's voice practically screamed, making Dream wince and turn down the volume.

"Guys calm down I'm fine," Dream assured, silently thankful that no one around him could hear their yells. "I got just got teleported. I think these portals are for the tournament's games 'cause this looks like Hunger Games."

"Well the portal's sign did say Hunger Games," Bad piped up, giggling slightly.

He heard George audibly sigh. "God you're such an idiot- whatever, at least you're okay."

"Are you playing a round or something?" Sapnap asked.

"No I'm just kinda standing here. Some people are sparing though."

Bad gave a small hum. "Oh who?"

Dream hesitated for a moment before answering. "Well I think it's Squid, like iBallisticSquid, and uh... Stampylongnose...?" His voice went high at the end in a questioning tone but he knew it was because he just didn't want to believe it.

The call went silent until George spoke up. "A-are you sure...?" he asked hesitantly.

"Yeah I think so..." Dream muttered, glancing back at the duo who weren't really sparring but instead messing around. "I hope I'm wrong though..."