#George Washington Headcanons

[knowltonsrangers]

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TURN!George Washington x f!reader

[a/n: this has been sitting in my drafts forever, and even tho it’s awfully unfinished, ima post it in hopes I can complete it someday soon. some more writing to be posted shortly <3]

You swallow thickly, all of the air in the room being pulled expertly to render you breathless, hands bound at your front crudely. There's a handful of things you wish to do, stand up for yourself being the first, but it all fights to your tongue at once and all you can do is gasp and sputter a string of words that make no sense.

The man in front of you presses a large hand to his temple, massaging the area gently as if it would alleviate the rampaging migraine that had settled there. He seems annoyed, but there's an inkling of some sort of remorse within his blue-grey eyes, tired, but it still remains.

"There's no need to cry, miss. I am only attempting to figure out the reason for your untimely visit," He gravels, and you blink, not even taking into account the tears that had welled there.

"Sorry." Your fastened wrists coming to your face to wipe the water from your rosy cheeks. The man behind the desk waves his hand dismissively, as if to wordlessly say ‘think nothing of it’, and you release a shaky breath you had no idea you were holding in.

"Why are you so upset, miss...?" Once more, your eyes hesitantly meet his, a whisper on you lips as you answer his question.

"y/n," You say, marveled at how his demeanor changes. "Alright, miss y/n, please, enlighten me as to what has you so distraught."

"I-" Faltering, you find it difficult to proceed.

[g0blinm0d3]

Hermes was Alexander Hamilton.

Zeus made him mortal as a punishment in the 1700s.

George Washington, son of Athena, was the demigod that claimed his service.

Angelica was a Sally Jackson type that could see thru the mist.

Eliza was a Tristan McLean type that wouldn't have been able to comprehend the truth.

Phillip was a demigod.

Hermes later adopted the pseudonym Lin Manuel Miranda, writing and starring in his own biographical musical as a "fuck you" to Apollo

When Disney announced they were going to produce Percy Jackson's biography he made sure to get himself involved with that

Hermes is also Troy Doherty and voices himself for Epic the Musical

[iluvlaffayette]

[livelaughlovelams]

Why did the headcanon generator decide to get so fucking personal today!? hello!?

AND WE HAVE TWO (ABSOLUTELY CANON) ONES FOR LAFAYETTE...

[call-me-casual]

I saw a post by @icarusbetide saying that they love the idea of George Washington being a gossiper and I am behind this 100%, but I would like to add for consideration him constantly shipping the people around him. Someone on his staff courting someone? He’s silently praying it works because he thinks it’s cute. If it’s someone he disapproves of, he’s all “oh honey no you can do so much better”. He’s the one subtly trying to “encourage” along certain relationships. His aides are begging him to stop. He will not yield.

He accidentally witnesses James and Sarah kissing or being otherwise lovey and he’s just

[vmpkai]

hold up lemme just. . .

the rev. set & co with social media!

aight there we go

hamilton

twitter

he will spend several hours arguing with a person trying to prove em wrong ( *cough cough* thomas *cough cough* )

he probably sends like 20 threads per answer too cuz we all know he exceeds the character limit every single time

has gotten suspended several times for some of his insults

during his presidency, he @ trump to call him out on his shit ( like he should )

has been blocked by a shitton of politicians who can't be bothered with his shit

people love him for his hot takes abt the government

king of twitter drama

laurens

pinterest

has two accounts: one for art, one for memes

has a shitton of boards

nobody - not even hammy boy - is allowed to see them

his memes are literally the most brainrot shit ever ( mood )

occasionally posts his art but uses it for inspiration for the most part

most of his unhinged comments rest here

has a fucking gay gay homo gay board ( he's just like me fr )

laffayette

instagram

has so many selfies on there

yk he is popular asf cuz he's so handsome

has roped the others into taking some with him

his posts are either runway model level of quality or the most shittiest of shitpost

he gets a shitton of down HORRENDOUS thirst comments and he is absolutely proud of that ( and trust me they are absolutely foul i'm talking the shit you see ppl say abt jjk characters and laf will encourage tf out of it )

mulligan

tumblr

just prefers it to everywhere else ( as he should )

runs the biggest fashion blog in all of new york ( as he fucken SHOULD )

loves posting his designs on there

and the crowd goes fucking wild for his designs

ofc his mates are gonna be in the comments hyping him up

they're also his models

defo has a personal account where he is just an absolute gremlin ( average tumblr user )

angelica

twitch ( hear me out )

extremely popular pro gamer

absolutely dunks on everyone she plays against

mainly plays cod and fortnite

people show up for her skills and her roasts cuz we all know she fucking cooks all the misogynistic dorks on there ( it's giving feminist packgod, aight? )

eliza

youtube

has a cooking channel

absolutely adores her audience

has defo fallen asleep several times watching those iceberg videos on the most randomest of topics

the recommended page does not match the face whatsoever ( she doesn't open youtube around others because of it )

even though she denies it constantly, she watches commentary channels on drama she's interested in

and peggy

tiktok

she got millions of followers

mainly posts funny skits with her sisters

her fyp are diabolical, disgraceful, discombobulating, shameful ( she just like me fr /j )

only communicates in tiktoks + she will send you shit in the middle of the night

madison

tumblr

he prefers the controlled chaos of it to anywhere else

posts about his favorite books

has a sizeable audience on there

refuses to tell anyone ( *cough cough* thomas *cough cough* ) about his blog

jefferson

twitter

sole purpose is to wind up hamilton every chance he gets

also loves the drama on there

bros the type of person to have thousands of followers and then either follows nobody, or like up to 5 people total

it boosts his ever growing ego

burr

reddit

yk he frequents r/vent to complain about hamilton

also loves sifting through r/aita ( he has most definitely posted some stuff in there too )

he's in such a random group of subreddits

questions his humanity every day whenever he paroozes that godforsaken site

he was a mod for a subreddit but he got kicked for being too much of a fence sitter ( hamilton found out and did NOT let that slide lmfao )

washington

facebook

he's a facebook dad absolutely

has fallen for the conspiracy theory traps a few times

his posts are just all dad things

he does NOT know how to use emojis at fucking all and it's glorious

king george

instagram

flexes his money, wealth and all that jazz

also lives for the tea on there ( he will literally sit in the comments spamming tea emojis whenever a fight was to break out lmfao )

goes on live just to annoy everyone around him ( usually works )

posts on his story like 20 times a day

his ego is the size of england thanks to that site

tried to start beef after laf turned down a collab and temporarily caused world war 3 between the fanbases

[hamiltonconfessions-but-better]

MORE HEADCANONS i still have the ensemble to do too YES i have headcanons for them [ theyre literally all aroace / srs ] but anyway ! ! ! the sillies ! !

washington [ more like WOKEington . . . / j / silly ] - bisexual [ HEAVY female preference ] / asexual / cisgender male --- he / him

king george iii - gay / aroace / cisgender male --- he / him

lee - bisexual [ male preference OR no preference havent decided ] / polyamorous / transmasc / boyflux --- he / they / it

seabury - bisexual [ female preference ] / aroace / transmasc / demiboy --- he / they

maria r . - pansexual / demiromantic / demigirl --- she / they

james r . - bisexual [ female preference ] / asexual / demiboy --- he / it [ this one might get me k¡ll3d to d3αth but he is a QUEER TRUST ! ! ! ! ! ] --- he / it

philip h . - omnisexual [ female preference ] / demisexual / demiromantic / transmasc [ guys . heahear ye out please please please . ] / demiboy --- he / they

IN THE NEXT ASK IF YOU GUYS WANT ME TO SEND ONE I SHOULD ADD SOME OF MY OCS TIKTOK HAPPY FACE EMOJI ! ! ! ! ! >0<

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[sleepybamboo]

Liberty’s Kids Characters Headcanons

James: Makes feather crowns(like flower crowns but with feathers instead)/necklaces

Sarah: Is thinking about cutting her hair

Henri: Has brought multiple wild animals back to the printshop with him, even though he is scolded for it each time by Dr. Franklin and Moses(he snuck a raccoon back to the printshop once, I don’t know how???)

Moses: Writes poetry when he can

Dr. Franklin: Once put a sign up on the printshop window that says: “We can fight at this location, so act wisely”

John Adams: Has used candles to try to set John Dickinson’s coat on fire.

George Washington: Has a wolf puppy as an emotional support animal(His name is Juno). He cuddles with the pup before leaving his tent.

[1796samuel-seabury1729]

FATHER - SON WASHINGLEE MY LOVES ! ! ! ! </3 😿

" bu - bu - but in the MUSICAL — " WITH ALL DUE RESPECT , I DO NOT CARE ! ! THIS IS AN AU ! ALTERNATIVE UNIVERSE ! ! THIS IS NOT CANON ! ! ! I KNOW I KNOW BELIEVE ME I KNOWW ABOUT THEIR RELATIONSHIP IN HISTORY / THE MUSICAL BUT THAT DOES NOT APPLY TO THIS ! ! ALSO I KNOW THAT CHARLES LEE IS A FEW DAYS OLDER THAN WASHINGTON — AGAIN , ANOTHER THING I HAVE CHANGED IN MY AU ! THANK YOU ! ! !

im going to explode them to space istg .

[salmonthecat]

Does anyone want a George Washington headcanon

Sexuality: biromantic

Pronouns: he/him

Disability: autism and Dislexia

[knowltonsrangers]

chagrin

TURN!George Washington x reader

Distraction.

You had no idea how long you were sat in the tub, long enough that your legs had started to succumb to a chill from the lukewarm water, head tilted back along the white tile as the ceiling seemed more interesting than anything else.

It was a distraction that worked for a minuscule amount of time. 

However, the sound of the front door opening, the soft clunking of the keys hitting the counter, and finally, the way he calls your name softly, melts away your sad thoughts for just a passing moment. You then hear him approach your shared room, and you know that you left the initial door ajar. The creak signifies that he’s pushing it open, and crossing the room to reach the on suite bathroom.

"y/n?"

He knows you’re in there, the door closed and the light flooding out the bottom. George knocks twice and says your name again.

“Hello, y/n,”

“Hi.”

You answer back. Mustering up the willpower to speak without your voice cracking under the onslaught of tears, you manage to push the syllable out without your own voice betraying you.

“How long have you been in there?”

The door muffles it, but it's clear as day, regardless. “What time is it?” There it is, the buildup that eventually overflows as you basically snitch on yourself. 

“Sounds like it’s time to get out, just a suggestion.”

He sounds so worried, so engaged in what you were doing, and why you were doing it-that in any attempt to make him fret less, you slowly stand from the tub and grab a towel. Then, you hear Washington move from the bathroom to the bedroom. He’s sliding drawers open, and then he’s back at the bathroom door. 

“I’m coming in, alright?”

Still in his button up and slacks from work, he stands in the doorway with an expression on his face you haven’t seen before. It’s something mixed with disquiet, the way his brow furrows and his hands grip the small pile of clothes in his hands.

“You could have called.” Whispered, arm now outstretched to offer up the change of clothes. You nod in agreement though you hesitate to answer, he then turns around and leaves the bathroom, heading for his dresser. So you change, smiling at the thoughtfulness behind his unspoken action. He knew which clothes you practically lived in, and pulled them strategically as if it could help you feel better.

It did.

“Rough day?”

"Mhm? I just like baths."

When you emerge from the bathroom, hands hidden by long sleeves as you sheepishly walk over to the man, his arms lifting into a motion that needs no explanation.

“You and I both know that you only take them when you need a distraction,"

You harumph, mildly annoyed that he saw through your facade so easily, though if he hadn’t, you would have spilled your sorrows just following the truth.

“Sorry I didn’t call. Or answer you when you called.”

Mumbling into his chest, your cheek smushes and your arms wind a bit tighter around his waist.

“I wasn’t looking for any apologies,”

He replies, voice just above a whisper as a hand comes to run along the length of your spine. It’s completely comforting, rooting you to your very spot on the ground.

“I know you weren’t. But I still think you deserve one.”

“If you insist.”

The last thing that Washington wanted to do was pester you further, so if it meant to end the current conversation there, at least for a moment, so be it.

"Is there something you wish to do-?" "I got another rejection letter."

It drops from you lips full of tiredness and disappointment, and while maybe one or two or three would still have your spirits high, the fifth, sixth, the seventh-they were really starting to crush your enthusiuam.

"Another?"

He asks, clear confusion in his voice. You pale, realizing you hadn't quite caught the man up in just how many you've received.

"I didn't want to share, you seemed so tired lately."

"My ability to keep my eyes open when they should be closed is rather impressive, y/n. There's no need to be quiet when you want to talk about something."

George pauses, his hand halting just at the small of your back.

"Especially if it's causing you to be unwell."

"Not...unwell. Just confused. I needed a distraction."

Your shoulders scrunch in his hold, as if you were admitting something absolutely criminal. Something akin to a breath of relief releases from above you, but as hard as he may try to mask that tone of amusement, it bleeds through steadily.

"Alright, alright. You were right,"

Pulling away, you cross the room to your desk, yanking the drawer open to reveal a heavy stack of white envelopes, all sickeningly sweet, yet full of rejection.

Easily, he joins you once more, scooping the letters in one hand and tossing them into the bin beside the furniture, a gasp falling from you lips at the abrupt action.

"What was that for?"

"There's no need to keep them. They hold no significant value to you." Though true, it doesn't make it any easier. That nagging feeling returns, and you're only free of it when a large hand runs gently through your hair.

"All you can do is keep trying, and I know you can do it. You can't become discouraged, the world hasn't ended because of those letters." You hum, watching them carefully reside in the waste paper basket.

"It'll all come in good time, y/n."

He watches you carefully, attempting to catch your gaze, but it sits unmoving, analyzing your options as if there were many.

"Thanks."

The consistent dismissals, though discouraging, were just a singular line. That line ended, so you needed to start a new one.

"Think you'll be alright?" You release a breathe you didn't know you were holding, and hastily tear your eyes away from the bin, meeting his own grey-blue eyes excitedly.

"Yeah. I really do think so."

[annachum]

George Carver Jr x Sacagawea Jr HCs

. Look, actually both of them are in a same Geography class, and Carver Jr developed a crush on Sacagawea sometime soon after they and a couple others are grouped to work on a geography project

. Ofc Abe, Jesus Cristo and Van Gogh are amongst the first to notice Carver Jr crushing on Sacagawea

. Those 3 are so excited and happy for him and try their best to offer some advice on how to win Sacagawea's heart ( several of those advices be wild tho )

. Soon after that field trip ep, Carver Jr took Sacagawea on a West African/Native American fusion diner at Exclamation Mall, which actually help them get connected with their roots

. They be bonding over how their Clone parents aren't above in the crossfires of racism in those times even with their remarkable achievements 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺😭😭😭

. Study dates, sports dates, lab dates etc

. Sacagawea encourages Carver Jr to come out of his shell more

. While Carver Jr generally can help Saca Jr to relax when needed

. Saca Jr's clone mom is relieved when she heard that Carver Jr treats her Clone daughter right

[iluvlaffayette]

[ourtalechara]

(in order for a relationship to be marked on here, it can occur ANYWHERE in the timeline. i.e., Burr is dating both his fellow revolutionaries and James Madison, but not at the same time.)

I don't know if this is a good shipping chart by any means. I don't know if this is even accurate to my personal headcanons. Why did I leave some characters out despite the fact that I have opinions on them? Why are Mulligan and Lee dating but Hamilton and Madison aren't? Do I really consider what Mulligan and Lee have going to be more meaningful or official than the Publius Polycule? Why did I not draw more lines, like ones from Burr to Jefferson and Lee? I don't know. I'm probably way more exhausted than I can probably even tell. I didn't even realize that I used the word probably twice in that last sentence until I reread it.

( @jadelemonadee , this isn't your shipping chart but I'm still going to tag you in it anyway)

[call-me-casual]

I sometimes think about this scene because it just comes across as Washington being totally reckless.

He - the head guy of his entire army, a guy who many a person would’ve gladly attacked or captured - has (probably) rushed down to a random secluded pier to shout (giving away his location smh) to his ally. No soldiers or guards in sight. I don’t see any horses around either. Did he run there on foot??? He’s literally just with James, a civilian!

He could’ve been snatched at any point on the way down there, but instead of considering that, he bolts like an excited puppy ffs

Retreats Georg, a straight twink is NOT adequate security!!

The fic potential is pretty good though. like did he drag James with him or did he just follow? Did he actually run on foot what was probably a few miles just to find somewhere to shout at Rochambeau from?? What if he had gotten captured???

@salmonthecat @sarahhillips @tricornonthecob @that-gal-kay @binch-i-might-be

(Sorry for the tag I just wanted to hear y’all’s opinions)

[vmpkai]

in honor of pride month i ended up making queer headcannons of the main hamilton characters because i like making everything queer so

lgbtq+ hamilton headcannons

disclamer: yes some of the sexualities are weird because i like weird identities, i use weird identities, and sometimes it just makes sense. not a fan? close the door on your way out. also this is sponsored by 3 am thoughts and lack of sleep. anyways, shall we continue?

alexander hamilton

- he / they

- bi + polyam + trans guy

- a fanfic gave me the poly idea and i absolutely love it

- also alexander is just a trans name and he has that tboy swag

- has a thing for both john ( he finds all of his friends to be very attractive and flirts with them all )

- very obnoxious about his identity ( as he should )

john laurens

- he / him

- demisexual + gay + cis

- it just works for him

- knew he was gay from birth he just needed some boys to kiss

hercules mulligan

- he / him

- bihet or unlabeled + demiromantic + cis

- makes and sells pride flags + has several pride stickers

- doesn't really care all that much, but find himself having a preference for women

- does have a major thing for laf though ( is way too shy to talk about it )

marquis de lafayette

- all pronouns

- pan + genderfluid + non binary

- so obnoxiously gay and it's wonderful

- definitely does drag in their free time ( and fucking slays it each time )

angelica schuyler

- she / her

- pan + aroace + trans woman

- if you even think anything queerphobic she will tear you a new one ( kicked a transphobe in the teeth cuz of a comment they made towards her )

- such a girlboss about it

eliza schuyler

- she / they

- bi + polyam + asexual + cis

- polyam idea also from a fanfic ( it was really good )

- alex helped her realize she was polyam

- has a big fat crush on maria lewis

peggy schuyler

- any pronouns

- lesbian + genderfluid

- blames all of her problems on homophobia ( as she should )

- the most lesbian to ever lesbian tbh

- reminds me of one of my irl friends tbh ( both give off the same vibes )

maria lewis ( reynolds )

- she / her

- bi lesbian + trans girl

- doesn't talk about her sexuality a lot cuz she hates explaining ( mood )

- eliza was lesbian awakening, alexander was bi awakening, james made her realize she did NOT like men. well cis men at least ( just like me frfr )

thomas jefferson

- he / him

- bigay + aromantic + cis

- label depends on the day, really

- flirts with everyone ( more or less to get what he wants cuz he puts his pretty privilege to use )

- secretly does drag and denies all accusations ( he'd make a fabulous queen )

james madison

- he / him

- gay + demiaroace + trans guy

- nobody actually knows he's trans aside from those with the transtuition

- in a qpt relationship with thomas

aaron burr

- he / him

- hetero + aromantic + cis

- he's a quiet ally who supports his friends

- does not have a queer opinion at fucking all ( as per usual ) #certifiedfencesitter

george washington

- he / him

- hetero + cis

- doesn't understand but he tried his best

- ( at pride with all his kids the revolutionary set ) stranger: "how many genders are there?" washington: "i dunno man, i just got here."

king george

- nameself pronouns / neos / he

- gay + cis

- is 100% both a drag king and drag queen ( he's just so cunty )

- has that roly west of energy ( please tell me that someone can see the vision )