#Genetic abomination

[thelovelydoggycatmadi]

HORSE DOG

Dog that’s a horse horse dog. Dog horse, horse that’s a dog. Horse dog

[73371-1]

i do Not fw chihuahuas

[thegreatyin]

for those unfamiliar with the intricacies of world of warcraft (because i cannot shut up about anything ever and always feel the need to elaborate regardless of circumstance):

this is a dracthyr. specifically my own funky little lizard guy, whom i love dearly and have been missing ever since i started my break from WoW. someday i will return and kiss his little lizard snoot as it lays trapped within the confines of my monitor. Someday.

anyway as stated this is a dracthyr stan blog, sorry not sorry, the sheer level of vitriol towards these guys was so rancid when they first released that i've devoted myself to being their ultimate number one fan

[thy-fucks-runneth-dry]

I think it'd be really funny if it just made a corgi person

[edmunderson]

here's some more of the noncanon siren/zombie child

[it-me-gritty]

LMFAOOO conservapedia what is this 😭

[emmetverse]

(congrats on starting insulin btw hope it helps!)

OOC //

hehe, thank you!! i'm surprisingly excited despite having to inject myself :p hopefully i'll be alive soon enough!

[powerin]

my bestie made chibis of our two spider-danas!

(all due credit to @spider_cachann on IG)

[naitsu]

i like to think that whatever tom is (demon possession, fruit person thing, monster) is just normal and theres a bunch of people walking around being half vegetable with a bit demonic possession

[velkistheforgotten]

I require scritches and preening

I am headbutting you as we speak

you know who I am

Ah- Ripper-? H-hi...?

Why do you want me to...?

[k-i-l-l-e-r-b-e-e-6-9]

Abominable Putridity - entrails full of vermin

[elevenweirdthoughts]

Tucking myself into bed with a quarter full water bottle a horror movie and my old dog stuffy when my streaming system dies on me. Hell on earth

[just-a-queer-fanboy]

Istg if I inherit the opium resistance Imma be so pissed

[harkenizalone]

You ever look at your genetics and go “how the ever living FUCK did this happen” because I am directly descended from the strongest Old Ireland clan and the second strongest Scottish clan… ON OPPOSITE SIDES??? I’m double Celtic royalty-

I’m so stupidly tall, and then I’m also pretty sure I’m developing gigantism… I’m 5’11” STILL GROWING AND THEN THERES GIGANTISM?? I don’t wanna be like 8 feet tall bro- a normal house is already a lot and a custom built house would cost my kidney-

The only reason I look like I’m not starving is that extra mass isn’t body fat, no no no, that’s pure MUSCLE-

Ya know how most little kids are chihuahuas, because they don’t have strength for their rage? WELL I WAS A DAMNED TASMANIAN DEVIL BECAUSE I SOMEHOW KNEW A BUNCH OF WEAK POINTS AND FIGHTING TACTICS WITHOUT LEARNING???? Was I James Bond in a past life or some shit???

My molars are sharp…molars as in THE HERBIVORE TEETH. I’ve tried looking it up and didn’t get an answer, I EVEN ASKED MY DENTIST AND THEY COULDNT COME UP WITH A SURE FIRE ANSWER EITHER??

I have that weird mutation that makes it so I can consume other peoples blood without worry. How do I know this? One time my bestie scraped her elbow and when I was looking at it my autism brain made me automatically lick it- I was like “did- did I just eat your blood-??” And she was like “yeah- I think so-“ and we both proceeded to burst out laughing.

My favorite part of my fucked genetics: MY JOINTS! I simultaneously have joint pain and am hyper flexible- (my jaw can also unhinge without damage but ignoring that-) so sometimes I bend 2 degrees and my spine dissipates, other times I can CONTORT TO FIT INTO A FUCKING CLOTHING DRYER???? my bestie knows that and the fact that it’s my favorite hide and seek spot and we always cackle at people’s faces when they FINALLY find me- 😭

[stalkcd]

I never cease to be amused of terror upon first sight of any monster killer. Laurie tells herself constantly such things aren't real. Like X.enomorph...

I also have Ellen at @stclker and realized one of the skins for her is Ripley 8 which amuses me to think how powerful survivor she is. Part Xenomorph, mother to a Queen, strong af, feral and has acid in blood. She is a danger lady.

[realsparrowboy]

Drew this just in time for 420 (I don’t even smoke weed)