#Genetic abomination

[thelovelydoggycatmadi]

HORSE DOG

Dog that’s a horse horse dog. Dog horse, horse that’s a dog. Horse dog

[sch1z0grypz]

i do Not fw chihuahuas

[madamrynodm]

Revisiting the freaky Samus design I did last year with more of the same ayyyy. Got the Queen Metroid more involved this time

[thy-fucks-runneth-dry]

I think it'd be really funny if it just made a corgi person

[edmunderson]

here's some more of the noncanon siren/zombie child

[it-me-gritty]

LMFAOOO conservapedia what is this 😭

[powerin]

my bestie made chibis of our two spider-danas!

(all due credit to @spider_cachann on IG)

[edalynn]

What type of warrior cat lookin mother fucker

[naitsu]

i like to think that whatever tom is (demon possession, fruit person thing, monster) is just normal and theres a bunch of people walking around being half vegetable with a bit demonic possession

[velkistheforgotten]

I require scritches and preening

I am headbutting you as we speak

you know who I am

Ah- Ripper-? H-hi...?

Why do you want me to...?

[k-i-l-l-e-r-b-e-e-6-9]

Abominable Putridity - entrails full of vermin

[masquenoire]

Decompressed a bit today between chores and looking after the family! Kind of ooc but I couldn’t resist doing that aesthetic builder for my maybe one day OC if I ever get around to roleplaying on the regular again. Also please note, there is some body horror regarding teeth so please be aware of that before clicking ~

[just-a-queer-fanboy]

Istg if I inherit the opium resistance Imma be so pissed

[harkenizalone]

You ever look at your genetics and go “how the ever living FUCK did this happen” because I am directly descended from the strongest Old Ireland clan and the second strongest Scottish clan… ON OPPOSITE SIDES??? I’m double Celtic royalty-

I’m so stupidly tall, and then I’m also pretty sure I’m developing gigantism… I’m 5’11” STILL GROWING AND THEN THERES GIGANTISM?? I don’t wanna be like 8 feet tall bro- a normal house is already a lot and a custom built house would cost my kidney-

The only reason I look like I’m not starving is that extra mass isn’t body fat, no no no, that’s pure MUSCLE-

Ya know how most little kids are chihuahuas, because they don’t have strength for their rage? WELL I WAS A DAMNED TASMANIAN DEVIL BECAUSE I SOMEHOW KNEW A BUNCH OF WEAK POINTS AND FIGHTING TACTICS WITHOUT LEARNING???? Was I James Bond in a past life or some shit???

My molars are sharp…molars as in THE HERBIVORE TEETH. I’ve tried looking it up and didn’t get an answer, I EVEN ASKED MY DENTIST AND THEY COULDNT COME UP WITH A SURE FIRE ANSWER EITHER??

I have that weird mutation that makes it so I can consume other peoples blood without worry. How do I know this? One time my bestie scraped her elbow and when I was looking at it my autism brain made me automatically lick it- I was like “did- did I just eat your blood-??” And she was like “yeah- I think so-“ and we both proceeded to burst out laughing.

My favorite part of my fucked genetics: MY JOINTS! I simultaneously have joint pain and am hyper flexible- (my jaw can also unhinge without damage but ignoring that-) so sometimes I bend 2 degrees and my spine dissipates, other times I can CONTORT TO FIT INTO A FUCKING CLOTHING DRYER???? my bestie knows that and the fact that it’s my favorite hide and seek spot and we always cackle at people’s faces when they FINALLY find me- 😭

[stalkcd]

I never cease to be amused of terror upon first sight of any monster killer. Laurie tells herself constantly such things aren't real. Like X.enomorph...

I also have Ellen at @stclker and realized one of the skins for her is Ripley 8 which amuses me to think how powerful survivor she is. Part Xenomorph, mother to a Queen, strong af, feral and has acid in blood. She is a danger lady.

[realsparrowboy]

Drew this just in time for 420 (I don’t even smoke weed)