#Zesty girl

[harkenizalone]

You ever look at your genetics and go “how the ever living FUCK did this happen” because I am directly descended from the strongest Old Ireland clan and the second strongest Scottish clan… ON OPPOSITE SIDES??? I’m double Celtic royalty-

I’m so stupidly tall, and then I’m also pretty sure I’m developing gigantism… I’m 5’11” STILL GROWING AND THEN THERES GIGANTISM?? I don’t wanna be like 8 feet tall bro- a normal house is already a lot and a custom built house would cost my kidney-

The only reason I look like I’m not starving is that extra mass isn’t body fat, no no no, that’s pure MUSCLE-

Ya know how most little kids are chihuahuas, because they don’t have strength for their rage? WELL I WAS A DAMNED TASMANIAN DEVIL BECAUSE I SOMEHOW KNEW A BUNCH OF WEAK POINTS AND FIGHTING TACTICS WITHOUT LEARNING???? Was I James Bond in a past life or some shit???

My molars are sharp…molars as in THE HERBIVORE TEETH. I’ve tried looking it up and didn’t get an answer, I EVEN ASKED MY DENTIST AND THEY COULDNT COME UP WITH A SURE FIRE ANSWER EITHER??

I have that weird mutation that makes it so I can consume other peoples blood without worry. How do I know this? One time my bestie scraped her elbow and when I was looking at it my autism brain made me automatically lick it- I was like “did- did I just eat your blood-??” And she was like “yeah- I think so-“ and we both proceeded to burst out laughing.

My favorite part of my fucked genetics: MY JOINTS! I simultaneously have joint pain and am hyper flexible- (my jaw can also unhinge without damage but ignoring that-) so sometimes I bend 2 degrees and my spine dissipates, other times I can CONTORT TO FIT INTO A FUCKING CLOTHING DRYER???? my bestie knows that and the fact that it’s my favorite hide and seek spot and we always cackle at people’s faces when they FINALLY find me- 😭

[frogs00]

Janis: Don’t call me cute. I’m not cute. I’m a menace to society.

Regina, under her breath: A adorable menace

[persephoneist]

both the iliad and odyssey plus trojan women should be required reading before you odysseus post

[wil-fae]

yj doodles !! w/ closeups

can you tell who my fav batfam member is yet ? but i will die on the hill that the yj team is super platonically touchy with each other (or u can see it as romantic, i don't care !) i plan on drawing slobo, greta and anita at some point...

[blanketorghost]

This is for Azul & Yuu. Yuu, please have fun with this bother my housewarden ^^

* drags large speaker out of… somewhere *

* clears throat, puts music on *

Percussion! 🥁

Strings! 🎻

Winds! 🪈

Words… 🎼

There you see her, sitting there across the way~ 🎶

She don’t gotta lot to say, but there’s something about her~ 🎶

And you don’t know why, but you’re dying to try

You wanna, kiss the girl 🎶

- Kazumi ( @octazumi )

quick comic!

(they then proceeded to make out for the rest of the song)

count your blessings, Kazumi-san....

[ifuckinghatecrocs]

Emma Bunton enters the chat…

[ratatatastic]

man who absolutely wants no part with whats going on on the other half of the couch

spitting image put it in the louvre

[swaglet]

while i die of coronavirus in my bed im watching a video about "why are video games so gay now?" and the narrator is genuinely trying to pass fortnite off as a game that is mostly played by adult heterosexual men.... ummm okay

[dustbon]

On another hand, Kaori (yes, the lovely Nishidake girl from Mt. Komorebi) is the main breadwinner of the household. She became a simfluencer in highschool to earn a little extra money and started to sell some fits in Trendi as well, and now she has an emporium and maxed the career. She's thinking of signing up in an online university program now that Camila is older.

We love her soft girlboss energy, yes.

[boxwinebaddie]

i feel like i’ve written some version of divorce era kyle describing how frightening looking at a stan he thinks HATES him is like A Million Times, but i feel like i can never articulate the quiet mounting Horror quite right, but this is the one i like the best thus far, i think? xx

[lanitashiddencrackstash]

he said that he’s going to go for somebody in the yearbook so maybe i have a chance

[grogumaximus]

[tujhse-raabta]

oh my god they were calling pk gay

OH MY GOD THEY WERE CALLING PK GAY

[sk3llyr4yr4t]

[ace-reaction-images]

[therealmanorman]

Art collab!!

me and @spookyhollow1308 did a Collab. She did the line art I did everything else!!1