#I like how being zesty is important to his identity as a whole

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Dream Daddy Asks

Hell prolly no one asked but I’ll answer anyway. Any fellow dad serial dater can get a laugh out of it!

1: Which dad did you romance first? If you have not romanced a dad yet, which one would you want to romance?

I romanced Mat Sella the first cause he had me at the awkwardly calls me baby dialogue like wtf why is he such a cinnamon roll.

2: Favorite dad? Mat, hands up; probably Robert second, he’s nice but he’s a lil abrasive.

3: Least favorite dad? Let’s just say it starts with a JO and ends with a SEPH. He’s a liar, a cheater, and left his children to slaughter a capybara plushie. RIP giant rodent native to South America.

4: Dad that surprised you the most? Hugo; thought he was gonna be the typical bothered teacher, turns out he likes wrestling?!! Cute touch tho.

5: Dad that grew on you the most?

Okay I hated Brian at first and my friends wanted to play his route so I served bitchface real ness the whole time, but his dates are actually kinda wholesome and turns out he just wants to impress us.

6: Any dad(s) that is (are) your type?

Mat, Robert, Hugo; I’m a sucker for facial hair

7: Any dad that you aspire to be more like?

I guess like Mat, for his attentiveness to music; or Craig, his ability to always push himself to the best.

8: Favorite date?

I love Mat but if we are talking a singular date, then Robert second date is the best, the cryptic hunting, the whittling game, and some serious talk. Perfect amount of playfulness and poignance.

9: Favorite series of dates?

Mat and Robert. Mat for the very chill and sweet vibe; Robert for the crazy adventures and emotional moments.

10: Any date(s) that you completely messed up?

Robert third date: I didn’t even get invited to the house cause Quizzmaster Quinn called us out, like bish what, Quinn you better go mind your own business.

11: Any date(s) that you completely aced?

Every Mat date, never used save and load, and got all S first try.

12: Any date in the game that you would want to go on?

Since Mat is my fav, I want our dates to go on forever.

13: Favorite child?

Amanda, because she is so witty, so outspoken, and also has a lot of depth. Plus she opens up to people and tries to do her best to look after people when she can (Carmensita, Daisy). REBEL STATUS +1000 points

14: Favorite side character?

Is Mary a side character? Or probably Pablo. He’s so passionate about life I’m inspired by him. Maybe even Quizzmaster Quinn cause his character development in Hugo’s route is absolutely hilarious yet also heartwarming.

15: Favorite minigame?

Hugo’s penguin game. It’s so old school and funny. Also the little girl who tried to abduct a penguin. Comedy gold.

16: Least favorite minigame?

Mat’s piano game( cause I really want to do a good job for Mat but the mechanic is weird af), or Brian’s fishing game( why do all fish look alike?)

17: Favorite dad pun?

Mat route, second date, Amanda said she’s hungry, Dadsona said Hi hungry I’m dad. THIS IS WHAT WE’VE BEEN WAITING FOR THE ENTIRETY OF THE GAMEPLAY. Even Amanda realised her grave misstep right after she speaker and tumbled to the floor in defeat.

18: Name of your Dad-sona(s)?

Russell. I wanted to name it after myself but then I realise I’m nowhere as fit as he is.

19: Did you make your Dad-sona a physical reflection of yourself?

Pretty much identical except for the figure. I chose the athletic bod cuz it’s the closest but I’m really just average.

20: Did you see any of yourself in the personality of your Dad-sona?

The part about dirty coffee mugs. That’s 100 percent me. I get this frustration about where to put them so much I wonder if I should just smuggle the dirty mug out so no one would notice I left a filthy mug.

21: Would you actually parent like your Dad-sona?

Totally. With 30% more baked goods though.

22: Would you consider your Dad-sona a “good dad”?

The best. I wish I had a dad like my dadsona.

23: How much time have you logged into the game?

20 hrs or so. Replayed some routes to get all the STEAMY DAD PICS.

24: Any particular moment(s) that resonated with,impacted, or affected you?

When Amanda was cold and distant. Sometimes the important people in our life has some issues and goes elusive. You want to be there but they don’t want you to be there and it pains and worries me so much.

25: Did the game live up to, transcend, or fall short of your expectations?

I think sometimes it transcends but others it kinda underwhelms. In some routes the dialogues are kind of dry. (see Joseph date three, Craig date one), but it impressed me with the fatherhood topic, racial inclusiveness(a blond, a brunette, a redhead, a Latino, a black, an East Asian, a South Asian), gender/sexuality inclusiveness (Damien being transgender/ Hugo being openly gay and adopted a son), and zesty side characters(e.g Mary, Pablo, Quinn).