#Gate Fold

[ungoliantschilde]

Storytelling is such a mess in these books. Most the panels have action or characters speaking right to left.

The result is that what should be a fast paced action sequence has a whole bunch of stutter steps in the pacing and flow. The artwork is pretty, it’s just poorly laid out and the storytelling is all wrong.

WildC.A.T.s #5 (1993)

Brandon Choi & Jim Lee – writers Jim Lee – penciler Scott Williams & John Tighe &  Rich Johnson – inkers  Joe Chiodo & Paige Apfelbaum & Wendy Broome – colorists Chris Eliopoulos – letterer

[cheekylittlepupp]

all common sense leaving my body when he pulls out this look.

[kawareo]

DOOMED detected, and caught

so my roommate started playing Doom Eternal this week, and do you remember how Raphael has that room with portals to different realms?

[ilikedetectives]

Minthara Baenre Baldur’s Gate 3 (2023) by Larian Studios

[gh0st-lie]

Bro, how am I supposed to tell THIS MAN no!?!?!?

[moghedien]

The way she says this makes me insane

[astarions-wife]

Gortash Nation wake up. Gortash Nation come see your man. Look at him.

[trappedinafantasy37]

POV: your wife has returned from work and immediately streams 4K HD lesbian smut straight into your brain to get you in the mood.

[basketobread]

Who even has the Brain Cell in your party? I feel like Lunara likes to imagine it's her, but it is Not

that's a trick question!! no one is. they are all worth 1/4 of a brain cell and together they form a singular brain cell!! yippie!!

[oathkeeper-of-tarth]

You know what I love? Flavour text on my items!

So here's some BG3 flavour text I found for Aylin's, Isobel's, and Ketheric's items, many of which are not lootable in-game - and some of which the characters themselves aren't seen wearing. I've had this lying around for a while, but now the toolset has given me a simple way to pluck out some neat "loot" visuals to go with the words. I'm going to list their names as they appear in the files, as well as include the non-unique descriptions some of them have (when they simply inherited from the template of another item of an appropriate type).

Aylin

Nightsong's Armour

Nightsong's armour is evocative of her personality - prickly, hardy, and about as agreeable as a clenched fist.

Nightsong Helmet

The Dame's resentment and anger toward Ketheric cannot be overstated. Still, her dreams rove sweeter corners, beyond the cruel hardwood floors of vengeance, the rooms of pain and discipline. Hers is a complex house, a house of the heart.

Nightsong Boots

Scratched in places, scorched in others, and worn thin at the heel, these boots bear the indelible marks of experience. (Metallic Boots default text)

Nightsong Gloves

Made from steel hammered thin, these gauntlets are a fine investment for any warrior. (Metallic Gloves default text)

Isobel

Moon Devotion Robe

A memory from her childhood: a warm bed. Through the cracked window, she could see the moonlight cupping the plums in the tree as if in silver hands. The name of the goddess Selûne came to her, and never left.

Isobel's Boots

Isobel's boots are haphazardly repaired, and have a humble snug fit for the wearer, snug as strong faith in the chest of a religious devotee.

Jhannyl's Gloves

(Left image is Isobel's actual visible gloves which don't have a "loot" equivalent, right is the visual for the ones that she actually has in her inventory)

Divine runes accentuate the finger pads. While not a religious sect, the Harpers do not demand the occlusion of religion in their members.

Isobel Headwear

She prayed for words and received silence. She prayed for intimacy and slept alone. She prayed for fruit and ate charcoal. She prayed for death and wanted to live. Then she grew older, and received things she'd wanted. Still she prayed.

Isobel's Circlet

Provides its wearer a touch of elegance but no additional protection. (Circlet default text)

Ketheric

Reaper's Embrace

Heavy steel bones and teeth enclose the armour's chest and neck like a grotesque exoskeleton that both swallows and protects the wearer.

Ketheric Circlet

Grants the wearer an austere presence, but no magical benefit. (Circlet default text)

Ketheric Circlet B

In his youth, Ketheric Thorm has the same puzzled, ever-curious brow belonging to any kid. Lamentable, that the brow this circlet adorned warped with tragedy and a sick determination over time.

Ketheric's Boots

Scratched in places, scorched in others, and worn thin at the heel, these boots bear the indelible marks of experience. (Metallic Boots default text)

Ketheric's Gloves

Not linked to any description and no "loot" visual I could find, but they're neat and have more little skeletons on them, so here they are.

Ketheric Cloak

Woven of heavy wool, this cloak is solid of make if somewhat stiff to wear. (Cloak default text)

Ketheric's Shield

In the theatre of dreams, Ketheric killed his wife every night. That wasn't how things happened... but always upon waking, he would glare into the dark, long-faced and solemn, and he would think: 'I keep you alive with my memories, beloved. I kill you with what I've become.'

Ketheric's Warhammer

This hammer's weight is centred on enchanted obsidian at the base of the head. Some nights before bed, Ketheric would sneak a whey-faced glance at the hammer, and think about the stone, and wonder what unknown facet of his heart bore his weight.

[preciouslittle-bhaalbabe]

This man has mastered the art of "fuck me" eyes and yes I would literally do anything he asked if he looked at me like this lol

[mutantenfisch]

Call that a chillithid.

[whirligiggler]

this isn't like a slight on gortash fans or anything but i genuinely don't get how so many people are begging and begging for more gortash content and a romance option when wyll's storyline and romance is so bugged and underdeveloped compared to everyone else's (he as a character literally isn't as fleshed out as everyone else either) and karlach's storyline and romance is also noticeably lacking in some aspects too. like two of the main companions in the game genuinely aren't even finished but people are salty that they can't kiss the tyrant. can we put more focus on more pressing issues perhaps

[proffbon]

Someone: Do you have a type?

Me:

Me: I wouldn't call it a type.

[darlingpetra]

I feel like he’s staring into my soul 🫠

What you doing if you catch him looking at you like this 😩

[maplesyrup2250]

Try not to romance Shadowheart every play through hard mode go: