#Gasm

[notacomputerorasinger]

Apparently there's a column called Ask a Mexican. Would anybody read something called Ask a Queer? Queeries? Something like that. I'm non-binary, bisexual, and poly, and I have the time and brainspace to deal with hets. Is there a market?

[mourningd0ves]

Sorry to hear about y'all, but I'm gonna be vibing

Your Tumblr username decides your profession. How is your first day at work?

[loveelizabeths]

there is a love in which i will always know you, just incase you forget.

love elizabeth s.

[moreheadthanshoulders]

I don't know where else to post this than into the void, but it's 75 degrees outside, light breeze, light drizzle

...dead silent outside of the occasional distant car....after months of 100 degree weather it just feels so good that I want to lean my seat back and jerk off....it just feels so good.

[sernhuh]

Can I nerd out about how much I love fucking love falsettos costumes and their color scheme

Everytime I see this pic I start shaking in bliss their clothes are so perfect the men in cool tones while Trina in warmer contrast. So many colors in one pic but it doesn't look clustered IT LOOKS AESTHETIC IT LOOKS INTENTIONAL AND IT IS. Trina is my favorite her red pants and warm yellow cardigan being balanced with the warm color mix blouse ITS SO PERFECR

A feast for my eyes THEIR CLOTHES THEIR CLOTHES

[cinamun]

What are we? | Next

[snailsaalt]

[once-delight]

i just made the discovery that in Baldurs Gate 3, if you cast any flame related spell/item unto candles/chandeliers/torches, etc. they will light up. If you hit them with a water spell, they will be put out.

It sounds so obvious, but as a game designer, I can tell you, this is the stuff we put on the "nice to have" side of the whiteboard and never gets to implement because there's a thousand things more important just for basic functionality. It's not because game devs don't think about stuff like this, we really really want the opportunity, but don't get to because of time limits.

The fact that they have been so thorough is really a testament to the value of long dev times, zero crunch and extensive beta testing, and it must be so satisfying to the game devs that they got to implement this.

Look at the game designers. They're thriving

[elialys]

I'm going to be hyper about this for a hot minute because them reading my fic out loud on this very official podcast to the very official show writer is absolutely insane and the most exciting thing that's ever happened in my 20 years of fic writing 😭

From "Caught in a Comet's Tail" (episode 1x02 novelization)

There is just something about Young Dale that makes her blood a little warmer—and it’s not exclusively caused by the way he keeps gazing at her as if she was every bit as incredible as he claimed her to be. She’s used to men gawking at her, a lot of them doing nothing to hide it. It feels different with Dale, though. It could be purely professional admiration, remembering the proverbial stars that had sparkled in his eyes while she delivered that special ‘Breaking News’ update, yesterday. But he’d looked at her just the same hours later on the threshold of her home as he was about to leave, clearly exhausted from the insane day they had, and the reading practice she insisted upon at 11 pm.

[amethystsoda]

Happy one year anniversary to our first movie night (Hackers)!!!

To celebrate, here's the best of one year of movie night discord chaos (shoutout to our core members @arsenicstrudel @angry-geese @bonesandsunflowers @smol-sunnie @bumblero @kurtbrussels )

all rise for the movie club national anthems 🫡🦅

[moreofafeeling]

LET THE SPIRITS FILL YOU, WITH HUGE DEAD DICK ENERGY

[totalfknloser]

reader x jealous zakk?? .. like maybe you've been hanging around brodie or one of the other guys a little too much for his liking and it starts getting on his nerves ..

could be a (smut) fic or headcanons i'm happy either way thank u !!!

OKAAAY AWESOME I LOVE THIS I WANNA DO SMUR AND NORMAL THAT LIKE TUENS INTO SMUT BECAUSE 😻😻😻😻 this will be like a headcanon type thing but fanficish tell me if u want smth different irs just with specific scenarios like this i gen don’t know how to write it any different 😭 also sorry i’ve been like taking A LOOOONG TIME to write this LMAO! also rough oral sex Zakk receiving :3

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⛧ while ur with brodie it’s like super fun! u guys hang out and sometimes go to stores and he’s like super sweet but platonic but Zakk thinks otherwise on platonic.

⛧ you would notice Zakk would be slightly distant and a little irritated. you’d try to ask him what’s up but he’d brush it off and say something like “it’s nothing, don’t worry.”

⛧ the more you’re with Brodie the more Zakk gets more sick of it. one day you need Zakk to come pick you up from wherever you and Brodie are and he agrees to come pick you up.

⛧ you’d notice how Zakk is going faster than he usually does, which is already pretty fast. you know something’s gotta be wrong.

⛧ once you two get home, you’re inside in front of the closed door when you touch his shoulder and ask in a soft tone “what’s wrong, Zakk?”

⛧ “Get on your knees.” he whispers. falling to your knees right in front of him, you already know what’s gonna happen. you undo his belt and pull down his pants and underwear and his already rock hard cock springs free.

⛧ you place a kiss and a few licks to the tip, feeling your own arousal pool at your lower stomach. “Don’t tease me.” he commands. you listen as you’re told, and you take him down your throat to the best you can while holding into his thighs tight for support. Zakk grabs onto your hair, sending slight pain through your body. he keeps your head up so you can look at him as he starts to move his hips roughly back and forth, fucking your throat rough.

⛧ you gag and choke. there’s tears falling from your eyes, which turns Zakk on somehow even more. he keeps a rough and quick pace, making you grip his thighs harder which might just leave bruises.

⛧ Zakk lets small whimpers and groans out of his mouth, some occasional moans that sounded a little sluttier than you’d expect from Zakk. your soft muffled whines and hums were being choked down from Zakk’s cock stuffed down your throat, he’s probably going to leave a sore spot at the back of your throat for a little bit.

⛧ “Ugh, fuck! i’m gonna cum.” Zakk basically shouted, his voice hoarse and his sentence was spaced with huffs and whines. You felt his cum pour down your throat, not a very tasty reward, but still a reward for being so good for him. Zakk pulls out of your throat. you almost passed out on his dick, but your still awake enough to swallow all of his cum.

⛧ “Did you swallow?” Zakk questions. “Y-Yeah, i did.” you say, looking up at him with lust glazed eyes. “Show me.” he demands. you open your mouth, tongue slightly sticking out and still looking up at him, after a few seconds you shut it once again. “Good job.” he praises, a small smirk on his pretty face.

⛧ after a few seconds you get up, still panting. “Now what about me?” you say, a whiny tone in your voice. “You don’t get to cum.” Zakk says, leaning against the door. “Why not?” you complain, a pout on your lips. “You’ve pissed me off for too long with you and Brodie always together. Maybe next time though.” you huff. “Meanie.” you whisper. “Slut.” he whispers back to you.

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i really hope that was good enough 😭 it took me so long for like no reason i’m so sorry lmao

[lias-archive]

tmi under the cut

i fell asleep right after playing with clitney spears without ever removing my fingers and now they look like raisins 🧍🏻‍♀️

[evilandcrazygirl]

actually need everyone to go listen to the song right now

[lord-of-lollipops]

PASHMINA DHAAGO KE SANG,

KOI AAJ BUNNE KHWAAB aise kaise....?

[hunteromeachair]

A new job, and new co-workers, is an internal minefield of deciding what to say and what to remind and what to insist on.

Can, or should, it be enough to be happy that a new co-worker asked if I preferred he \ him or if I used other pronouns, and then used them on our last shift together? Does it also have to be sad and complicated that he misgendered me with blissful unawareness the next shift we just finished working?

I feel just as positive about his ally-ship today as I did on our last shift. I am disappointed but also not surprised. We got to talk a lot today, just like last shift, and he is an incredibly open, curious, intentional person who values authentic connection and knows that he doesn't have anything figured out. He is respectful and I know that if I asked him directly to try to always use my pronouns, he probably would.

At work I am intentionally not pointing out my pronouns tattooed on my wrist, nor requesting that people use them, nor even wanting to tell people "officially". I guess the complications come from my own desire to not have to expend emotional energy in deciding what misgendering I'm ok with, and what I'm not.

If I have chosen to stealth, kinda, it means I can just kinda ignore every "he" and "his" and "man" and "bro" because I have a big beard and I am 5'10' and I am bald and I look like a man and I know that "man" is what people mostly see. My jewelry and my rainbow tattoo and my purse usually just land as "gay man", and the man part of that is the most important signifier for most everyone.

Sometimes I am seen as "faggot", a much broader and more dangerous category to be placed into. Disturbingly, I feel more seen by people who place me there. Their awareness that I fuck with gender gives me gender euphoria.

I am almost never ever seen as "woman", even though I am as much a woman as I am a man. I am seldom seen as "femminiello", which is what I actually am. And when I am it is only through choice - the default category for me is always man.

My new co-worker is an amazing ally in a real and practical sense. He started today by saying, "I didn't want to say 'Hey my guy' so I wonder if I can say 'Hey my gay' instead? And I told him fuck yeah he can!

Because I'm not too fussed that he called me "he" and "him" all day. He started today by telling me really directly he knows I'm not a man. And that feels the best: when people are clumsy or unsure or forgetful about pronouns but they make it clear that they know I'm not a man, I feel seen in a way that gives me little gender-gasms of delight.

New jobs suck. Being a complicated type of transgender person at a new job sucks, too. But like, not as much as I thought it would. At least not with the one co-worker I've actually spent time with. Maybe the rest are gonna surprise me too.

I wish it wasn't such a big deal that he made an intentional effort immediately upon seeing me that was validating and confirming that he saw me as who I am in such a simple way. I wish that it was just normal to be seen as who I am.

Even more than that, I feel incredibly lucky. Some guy at my work made a point of letting me know that I'm not a guy, and that's pretty fucking awesome.