#Gambit the Weasel

[nuttyrabbit]

Help I'm addicted to these

[resident-idiot-simp]

Laura and Vanessa are best friends they have been since they met. Laura adopted her as a maternal figure. While Vanessa took one look at Laura and her fathers before deciding she couldn't let Laura be stuck with that much stupidity under one roof all the time.

They have weekly breakfast dates and gossip. Vanessa gets caught up on Wade and Logan's antics. She adored Wade and Logan she thought they were perfect for one another. While Laura loved hearing about Vanessa's normal day to day life because it was so foreign to her.

Dermot insisted he joined them one morning because he wanted to get to meet Laura. He only knew she was the daughter of Vanessa's ex-fiancé’s new partner. He didn’t know what he expected but it wasn’t what he got. Laura was so bizarre it was fascinating.

He joined them one morning and hadn’t been expecting Laura to flash too sharp teeth as she greeted him. He didn’t expect her to growl under her breath in a way distinctly unhuman when she was displeased or annoyed.

She would even purr in amusement or joy had in fact the moment Vanessa hugged her as they greeted one another.  She would also sniff at the air occasionally and tilt her head like she was trying to listen to something.

It was distinctly animal-like.

(continue on Ao3)

[inkwell-intermission]

DAY 3 - Four Kingdoms (i’m playing catch-up pretty hard due to other stuff i need to do, but better late than never?)

[kayesfanfics]

Being Friends with Benefits with Gambit

Warnings: NSFW, AFAB reader, mentions of cheating, one sided love, love triangles around every corner, Morph lowkey has a crush on you

You and Gambit had always been flirty with each other, but nothing that got physical, at least until he came to you one day. He was sick of chasing after Rogue when she didn’t want him back, so he wanted to both make her jealous and let out some pent up energy. You decided to indulge him, admitting to yourself that you really did need a good lay, and you wanted to see Rogue get jealous because of you. So you agreed and let him lead you to his bedroom, which happened to be a couple doors down from Rogues’

After that first night, the two of you went to each other when you were either horny, frustrated, jealous, or all of the above. You didn’t explicitly tell the team but they all knew, having either heard you themselves or hearing it through the gossip that quickly spread through the Mansion. Rogue had shown she was a bit upset, but she also couldn’t blame Remy after making him chase after her and leading him on when she was still shacking it up with Magneto. Still, that didn’t stop the pang in her heart when she saw him whisper to you before you giggled and followed him upstairs. You and Gambit both knew you were hurting her, but Gambit was sort of okay with it and you egged him on, saying she deserved it for leading him on all these months

You watched with disdain as Gambit’s eyes were on Rogue across the table, whom was not paying him any attention. You longed for Gambit to look at you that way, but his heart was still set on the southern belle, yet his dick was set on you. You convinced yourself you were okay with that, thinking that at least he came to you for something, even if it was just sex. But truly deep down, you wished he came to you for so much more. For now though, you pined after him as he pined after Rogue.

“Meeting dismissed. Gambit, Y/N, Jubilee, don’t forget you’ve got the Danger Room with me in an hour. Good luck.” Scott grinned, before leaving the table to go tend to his pregnant wife.

“Looks like we’re gonna get our asses kicked together, chere.” You smiled at Gambit, using the nickname he used on him.

“Yeah, looks like.” He mumbled, watching Rogue leave the room, no doubt headed to Magnetos office. You glared at the back of her head, jealous that Remy was so focused on her that he couldn’t even see you throwing yourself at him right next to him. You glowered and left the table, crossing your arms, knowing he wasn’t watching you leave. You went towards the kitchen to get a drink, definitely needing a beer before fighting Wolverine soon.

“God, that’s gotta suck hard.” You heard a playful voice from somewhere behind you. You turned and saw Morph grinning at you like a creep from the hallway, before he jumped onto the counter you sat at.

“No shit, Morph.” You grumbled, taking a swig of beer as you wallowed in your self pity. “I just…I don’t get it! Why can’t he see I’m better for him? She doesn’t pay him any mind!”

“That’s what he’s thinking about her and Magneto,” he shrugged. “You can do better than him, y’know? You deserve someone who pines after you, Y/N.”

“Yeah? Like who?”

“I don’t know…maybe-“

“Oh, this is pathetic.” You both turned to see Wolverine watching you two from the fridge.

“What is?” You asked, looking at Morph in confusion.

“You two! Both of you! All of you! It’s ridiculous, really.” He grouched at you, grabbing a beer for himself.

“Aren’t YOU pining after Jean?” You teased, making him glare at you and Morph snicker.

“This ain’t about me, I’m talking about you! Morph after you, you after that southern weasel, him after Rogue, Rogue after magnet man!” Wolverine ranted before chugging some beer.

“What do you mean ‘Morph after me’?” You asked in confusion, looking up at Morph’s embarrassed face.

“Nothing! He means nothing!” Morph glared at Wolverine, who simply rolled his eyes and went back to his beer.

You grumbled in frustration, finishing your beer and tossing it before leaving. Everything was so confusing in this place, there were love triangles everywhere you looked and apparently, you were in a few of your own. You just wanted Remy to look at you how he looked at Rogue, why was that so hard?

*later that day…*

“Ya know jus’ how ta rile Gambit up, don’ ya chere?” Remy growled in your ear as he kicked shut his bedroom door behind him, your lips locked on his jawline, leaving large and dark hickies behind as your hands clawed at his trench coat. He moaned slightly at your actions, his hands feeling up your body that he carried in his arms, your legs wrapped around his waist and his hands grabbing handfuls of your ass and plush thighs as he walked the both of you over to his bed. His room was dark and smelled of his colonge, his sheets surprisingly soft as he laid you down on it, immediately climbing on top of you and letting his hands trail up your sides to your breasts, squeezing them and making you toss your head back and bite your lip as he played with them.

“Remy, please!” You whined, desperately needing to feel his touch without your suits blocking his skin. He raked his hands down your chest and abdomen before holding both your thighs in his hands, keeping them wrapped around him as he started to attack your neck with his soft lips. You moaned and grabbed a handful of his wild hair, pushing him closer to you as he sucked at that sweet spot behind your ear that sent shivers down your spine, making your back arch off the bed and press your clothed chests together.

“Why ya always gotta mess wit’ me durin trainin, dollface? Nearly fucked me right there in front’a ol Morph and Scott.” He said between kisses, his red and black eyes watching your face as you moaned and but your lip for him.

“I can’t…can’t resist you!” You pulled his hair so his lips would meet yours in a frantic kiss. “So handsome…so sexy…so wonderful…” you moaned between kisses, out of breath but not caring as you kissed him again and again.

“Aw, you charm Gambit, mon cherie~” he smiled and pulled away from the kiss, shrugging off his jacket and tossing it somewhere behind him. “How bout you show Gambit how sexy he is, huh?”

You smiled excitedly as he got off you so both of you could undress quickly, tossing clothes carelessly onto the floor, so focused on each others bodies you couldn’t care less about the mess. As soon as the both of you were undressed, you grabbed Remy by the shoulders and pushed him onto his back, climbing on top of him and straddling his waist, your pussy sitting atop his dick but not penetrating yourself just yet. You started with kissing his chest and teasing his nipples with your tongue as he folded his arms behind him to watch the show, his usual shit eating grin on his face as he watched you ravage his body. Your hands glided along his sculpted abs, following his happy trail down to his cock, one hand palming it while the other continued to feel up his body. After some more teasing, he bucked his hips up into your hand and raised an eyebrow at you, giving you the signal that he was getting tired of your teasing.

“So impatient~” you purred, trailing a finger down his chest as you crawled down the bed until your face was level with his cock. You grabbed it fully in your hand finally, making him sharply inhale as you started to move your hand slowly up and down his shaft. His arms moved to grip the sheets as you opened your lips to suck on his tip gently, swirling your tongue teasingly and watching him squirm below you. You smirked with a mouthful of his dick until his hand grabbed your hair and shoved you down, his cock quickly hitting the back of your throat, making you choke and gag around him. He heartily laughed at your reaction as he moved your head at the pace he pleased, eventually letting go once you found a good rhythm for him. You gripped his thighs when his hips bucked up into your face, warning you that he was about to cum. You braved yourself by squeezing his thighs until his semen sprayed down your throat, then rubbed his thighs as you swallowed everything he gave you.

“Fuck, chere!” Remy panted as he came down from your high, watching you sit up and wipe your mouth elegantly, your eyelashes batting at him sexily as he caught his breath. He suddenly sat up and pushed you face first into the bed so your ass was up and your face buried in the covers. You moaned as you felt his hand grab a handful of your ass and grope it, before smacking it hard enough to leave a red mark, making you yelp and grip the sheets beneath you. “Think ya can take Gambit now?”

“Yes! Please, Remy! I need you so badly!” You begged him, tilting your head to make eye contact with him behind you. He smirked and slapped your other cheek, chuckling when you squeaked and buried your face into the covers to hide your blushing face. You gasped when he tugged your hair harshly, before feeling the tip of his cock prod at your entrance. Your back arched impossibly more as he slowly entered you, whining as you felt every inch of him in detail slip into you.

He leaned down to press his chest to your back and place a few kisses on your bare shoulder, asking, “Ya alright, chere? Ready for Gambit?”

You nodded desperately and soon felt his cock pumping in and out of your pussy. You let out a choked out moan as he picked up his pace, hearing the smack of his hips against your ass as he thrusted harder and harder. You whimpered out his name pathetically like a prayer, before feeling his free hand slip beneath you and his fingers beginning to rub and pinch at your clit. You cried out at the feeling of all this stimulation at once, Remy’s skilled fingers and hips fucking you just right into his mattress.

“R-Remy, please! Fuck! Rem, I-I’m gonna…ah!” You screamed as he pistoned in and out of you, his hand pulling your hair harshly and his fingers playing with your clit expertly. “Please please please please please! Gambit! R-Rem!”

“Cum fer Gambit, mon ange! You can do it!” He huffed, out of breath from the workout of fucking you. You gripped the sheets so hard your knuckles turned pale as you shut your eyes, feeling the coil inside of you snap with one last harsh thrust of his hips into your pussy. Gambit slowly fucked you through your orgasm, pulling out and rubbing your pussy softly as he set your shaking body down on his bed, getting up and heading to his bathroom. You heard the sink run, before he returned with a washcloth to wipe down your inner thighs. Your chest heaved as you caught your breath, your abdomen spasming as you came down from your high.

Once clean, he tossed the wash cloth onto the floor with the rest of your clothes and got back into bed with you, tugging the covers over you as he pulled you to his chest. You cuddled into him, hands around his abdomen and face buried into his hairy chest. He mindlessly played with your hair as the both of you relaxed and rested together, holding the other in comfortable silence as your eyes began to feel heavy.

“Remy?” You shyly spoke up, finally breaking the silence.

“Yeah chere?” He asked, not moving his eyes from staring up at the ceiling.

“I um…what are we?”

You felt his hand stop playing with your hair and his breath hitch, before he let go of you and sat up, fidgeting with the covers as you slowly sat up with him, holding the covers up to your chest.

“What’s this about, mon chere?”

“You know what it’s about. I can’t…I can’t keep doing this if this is all we’ll ever lead to. I have too many strong feelings for you to do this to myself. I…I love you, Remy.”

He finally looked you in the eyes, and unreadable expression on his face, before he slowly dissolved into laughter. You glared at him and smacked his shoulder, pouring that he wasn’t taking this seriously.

“I’m, I’m sorry, Y/N! Gambits sorry, it’s just…why does this shit always gotta be so damn complicated?”

“You’re telling me.” You grumbled. “Well? What are we? Answer me.”

“We are…we are friends with benefits currently, no?” He grabbed one of your hands. “Y/N, Gambit loves ya very much, it’s just…he also loves Rogue still too. He couldn’t give ya the full attention ya wanted, not right now at least. It ain’t fair to ya, but I love ya both, at least for now.”

You looked at him sadly, despite already knowing he still loved Rogue. You thought about how Morph felt the same way you did about him, and how Gambit felt the same way about Rogue. It was a complicated love triangle…square? Whatever. It was complicated, full of strong feelings, but you knew what you all felt was real and valid for each other.

“I think I can live with that for now.” You sighed, giving him a sad smile before leaning in to kiss him.

[a-roguish-gambit]

In your Bamf babies Evo AU, how does Mystique react when she learns about the bamfs? How does she take being a grandmother? Will she see this as a second chance that she never got with Kurt or will she simply not care?

It’s complicated…

She wants to be involved, but no one knows if it’s for good reasons or not, needless to say both rogue and gambit aren’t going to let her weasel her way back into his life.

[honey-minded-hivemind]

I imagine Gambit with a reader in one hand and a snakelet Rogue in the other. Poor guy probably has such conflicted feelings in regards to Rogue rn. On one hand, it's Rogue! On the other hand, snake... Like I don't think Gambit is afraid afraid, but you do not mess with snakes in the bayou. You wanna get bit? That's how you get bit, plus you have a solid chance of getting bit by something venomous. So Gambit has a healthy but distant respect for snakes.

The un-animalified adults are probably doing a roll call to make sure everyone else is accounted for. Keeping all the baby animals in sight so no one wanders off and gets mistaken for an actual animal by someone who wasn't present for the villain fight. OG Creed Reader has been the most vocal in their dislike of being stuck with the yans. Smilodon has the most escape attempts on record. And unexpectedly Cave Bear is causing the most mess. You ever see those videos of the Panda Keeper constantly trying to keep baby pandas out of mischief? That is Cave Bear right now. As for the villain...well they disappeared in the aftermath. But there have been sightings of a very small weasel in the mansion and people are trying to find out who they missed getting hit by the beam. Attempts to catch the lil guy have been unsuccessful so far.

Ahaha!

So cute!!

Gambit is being very gentle and very safety-minded holding and handling his beloved Rogue as a snake, especially since she is a venomous one, and he very much would like to keep his fingers and his life. Holding a Reader in one hand is hard, since they keep squirming and growling and crying, and even if he cuddles them and holds up treats or a bottle they won't bite.

The adults, seeing the chaos caused by their teens turned into animals, are trying to figure out how to change everyone back, while in the meantime they keep their kids safe, away from the outdoors, and somewhere that they can play and eat and nap and do whatever baby animals do.

(Watch Logan amd Storm take pictures, just watch them-)

The Readers make a very large mess, mostly because Cave Bear Cub Creed Reader is looking for snacks, napping in dangerous spots, amd trying to hide in places too big for bear cubs. Smilodon Cub Creer Reader is yowling and scratching and biting and being a menace, and Logan amd Hqnk have to try and sedate them, just so they can eat and take a nap and get a bath to rinse off any dirt or blood. And Lynx or Bobcat Kitten Creed Reader is trying to outrun the other baby animal teens, who are busy following them like a cuddly, eager pack of wolves or love-hungry amd cuddle-hungry beasts, who want to drag them into their new room (a spare room hastily turned into an enclosure for baby animals with the rambunctious chaos of teenagers).

Yeah. The Readers are in for it now...

[unoffical-marvel]

Controversial opinion:

I Didn't like the new Deadpool movie

To be fair I gave up on marvel a long time ago (and it's gone way downhill since)

I feel like Wade's character was slightly off? I still liked him, But it was different

I didn't like the plot point of everyone coming back to life. It defeats the whole purpose of their deaths. Especially Vanessa. Huge preacher of just let characters die

Hate the multiverse stuff

I missed weasel

I know this has been stated but I hate that it's part of Disney canon now

It had that Disney flair. Can't explain it but It did

This one isn't a negative point because it was fun to see. My friend got so thrilled when that playing card came onscreen. His favorite is Gambit and he got so excited to see him on screen.

Where was the plot??

All in all, it was okay but no more than that. I'm glad people enjoyed it (and I enjoyed wade and Logan's dynamic) but it was disappointing for me personally.

Feel free to counterpoint me, just don't be argumentative. I like freindly discussion

[swordandscytheandpen]

My girl Cat turned herself into an unholy, undead abomination (for the second time mind you,)

while also being a definitionally Evil-with-a-capital-E Villain,

weaseled her way into a face-to-face meeting with an angel of vengeance,

and decided to greet it with, and I quote, "I beat you fair and square, you presumptuous fucks. Cough up my resurrection."

As a gambit. And it worked (despite an attempted angelic brainwashing in the interim.)

Catherine Foundling feels so very unhealthy to relate to, but she's such a good character. Part of why I love stories with villain protagonists is that it allows for this kind of power-fantasy audacity, this raw, blasé assertiveness in the face of overwhelming force, that only villains can really pull off. Bonus points when, such as in this case, it's a story explictly about being a villain. Because that's just good metacommentary.

[belghast]

The Rebranding of New World

The Rebranding of New World - This morning I unpack the sordid history of New World, its critical flaws, and its gambit to rebrand itself for the console audience.

On the 15th of October, New World is launching the latest version of itself as Aeternum. There has been a heap of confusing marketing surrounding this event, and quite honestly a bit of weasel wording when it comes to what is actually about to transpire. Essentially Aeternum is the attempt to launch New World on consoles with a clean slate, in order to wipe a bit of the bad taste of the dwindling…

[dramatisperscnae]

devil, justice, and strength (Remy)

[Major Arcana Reversed || accepting]

[THE DEVIL] - What is their go-to recovery plan? Do they take time for themselves, or do they jump back into action without a second thought? Depends on what's going on. If it's nothing earth-shattering or the Fate Of The Universe™ isn't hanging in the balance, then Remy will take some time to heal up a bit, rest, recover, at least physically. He takes at least a brief break between each job just because all work and no play makes a bored Gambit, though 'break' can take many forms ranging from 'running a floating poker game for a week' to 'lounging in his apartment/hotel room' to 'being a tourist somewhere for a while', depending. If it is earth-shattering, then he'll push himself harder than he really probably should to get it taken care of. This goes double if someone he cares about is in danger. Of course, Remy has also been known to cheat a little by using his power to speed up his healing, so y'know >w>

[JUSTICE] - What do they need to be held accountable for? What actions, if any, do they deny responsibility for? Perhaps surprisingly for a thief, Remy tends to hold himself fairly accountable for his actions. He did what he did, and he's not going to lie about it. That doesn't mean he's just going to freely admit his wrongdoings, but if he's caught or he's directly asked chances are he's not going to deny anything. Not if it's major. Of course, if he's caught stealing, he'll absolutely try and weasel his way out of it, but since he tends to steal from villains or people who probably won't miss what he's taking anyway he doesn't see this as a crime except by the letter of the law, so y'know >w> mileages vary.

[STRENGTH] - Are they jealous/envious? If so, what makes them jealous/envious of those around them? Yes and no. Remy only really gets jealous if it's in a romantic sense, and if he's unattached he doesn't tend to get jealous at all because there's nothing to be jealous of. He has no claim to anyone, no one has claim to him, so what's the point? Once he has caught feelings, though, he can be a touch possessive if not straight-up jealous if the object of his affections flirts with/gets flirted with by someone else. He does try to hide it, but it doesn't always work and it has caused him trouble in the past. Just ask Rogue.

[deuterosapiens]

So, I started this thing on May the eighteenth, and it is now a bit after midnight on the thirtieth. So I'll call it twelve days of very sporadic reading, though I admit I could have had this over and done with in quite a bit less time than that. Either way, Four-hundred and Twenty-eight pages later, The Godfather is finished!

I do not have the strength to talk about this thing in as much depth as others, but there are some obvious things to discuss now that it's done. So the first is that, perhaps sometime in the next week or so, I'll be watching the movies. I won't go over them in as much detail as I've given to the book, but it will be interesting nonetheless for me to look over the differences between the two. Some things simply make more sense in a visual medium, and no film adaptation (with perhaps the exception of Rosemary's Baby, the Roman Polanski film, not the one with Zoë Saldaña) adapts the book perfectly. Anyway, let's go.

This book kind of goes a bit all over the place. It sets all sorts of interesting plot developments up, and resolves them before they can receive any sort of interesting pay-off. Take for example, the Five Families War sub-plot. It's set-up in the narrative to be a major thing, a serious event that you feel like will take up the rest of the novel. You're expecting to see pieces exchanged, gambits played. Death for death. And it's quickly resolved three quarters of the way through, and in a bit of an anticlimactic way. Sure the Don speaks, and demonstrates his extreme diplomatic skills, but it resolves before anything interesting can really come out of it. There's the question of "what will be done to bring Michael home from his exile?" And before you can set yourself up to expect this to be the crux of the climax, it's resolved (a bit haphazardly) and you're then left feeling like there's really not going to be any sort of major climactic resolution to anything.

Let's talk about Michael's time in Italy, because this section seriously bored me. While in Sicily, he gets married, learns the truth about Luca Brasi's scars, and loses his wife in an attempted hit (an ambiguous last-ditch effort to destroy the Corleone family's power, what with Sonny being dead and the Don losing his hold on the Family). I'll say nothing on my opinion on how this entire affair affects Kay Adams, but the fact that the only thing any of this does is give Michael a vendetta to square away during the finale. You could argue that this allows us to delve more into the circumstances that transform him into the Godfather he will later become, but very little of this section is spent building on this theme.

After the Don dies, there's all sorts of confusion regarding what will happen to the Corleone Family. There's betrayal, deals are made. Michael assures everyone to do nothing, everything will be taken care of. And honestly, as much as I found quite a bit of the build-up (or lack of) to this tedious, I genuinely love how this resolution is just bloody and brutal. Death here, death there. All opposing forces are just straight-up murdered.

Carlo Rizzi. I don't think I've said anything about him. Hated the guy. Every scene he's in, I despise. The book however did pull one over on me with this guy, and I found it incredibly delightful. The way everything else has been handled so far, especially with regards to his marriage to Connie, I had a specific expectation that the book would have ignored him completely. Hell, for an entire section, it almost feels like it's setting up him to be promoted to Consigliere. Which would have pissed me off a bit. But no, Michael Corleone is quite conniving here, and bluffs the weasel into a false sense of security before he is garrotted to death.

What's interesting to me, especially regarding this climax, is how it builds on Kay Adams' distrust. This is a woman who watches the man she loves, the man who holds no part in his Family's affairs, transform into a ruthless, plotting Don. Following her is a fascinating thing because her viewpoint would be comparable to like, the best friend of the guy who makes the deal with the Devil. More of that please!

Looking at the work as a whole, I understand why people love the novel. I suppose it's a bit like Crime and Punishment in a number of ways, though discussing all of the parallels there would have to be an entire essay in and of itself. Its core message is lost a bit under fairly unnecessary subplots, and there's a bit to be desired for me in regards to pacing (not to mention the sheer absurdity of some character decisions, due in part to the sheer strength of their belief in familihood as the most unbreakable of bonds), but on the whole it's a worthy read.

I'm torn a bit between The Picture of Dorian Grey and Do Androids Dream of Electric Sheep? for my next read. Both are reasonably short and will help me pace myself more before I finish my Jeff VanderMeer collection.

[okgooglenews]

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[nuttyrabbit]

MOBIUS ALPHA EMPIRE CITY DOC

So remember when I said I was working on something big a couple days back? Well it's finally here. I know I don't post here very often but I'm so fucking proud of this that i just had to share it with y'all

I literally worked all day on this so I hope you all enjoy it!

[shinkumancer-archive]

Halloween Sketch commission of Gambit & Carey as Spike Spiegel & Faye Valentine for @nuttyrabbit ft. @pidgeonspen 

Enjoy~!

Halloween Sketch commissions are available until October 31st!  🎃

[the-fourth-knower]

Okay, this is something I’ve had in the works for a while now. Basically, this is some sort of fighting game type mockup, featuring @aquillis-main‘s Ginger the Blue Jay (yes, she is one) and @nuttyrabbit‘s Gambit.

Rather enjoyed making this, tbh. Might possibly do more in the future.

[scarecrowgoat]

So there's this OC and umm...

[ Gambit the Weasel was made by @nuttyrabbit ]