#Galaxys For Hire
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give him a second to figure it out.
#MERRY MARTIMAS AND A HAPPY NEW YAOIR#also if you dont believe tim wouldnt have one of those loud memeable galaxy phonecases im hiring an army to look at you like this#😟#this started off as a joke on twitter but i realised if i didnt colour it the punchline would fall flat lol#art cabinet#the magnus archives#tma#tim stoker#timothy stoker#martin blackwood#martim#timartin
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More on Lanterns and Marvel
See original post here: https://www.tumblr.com/moonlightcycle571/765612915343704064/lantern-corps-and-a-10-year-old-child-in-a-last
I talked about the Lantern list (a ranking of people who to this day refuse lantern offers) and having Billy Batson be number 1, and have Captain Marvel be number 2.
This would naturally attract the attention of Lantern Cores everywhere (like what do you mean they received offers from multiple lanterns multiple times), the space community (why does the Terra City of Fawcette have dominating spots) as well as the JL (Cap, why are you outclassed by a civilian from your own city).
I also fully believe Lois Lane is on the same boat as Billy Batson when it comes to Lantern offers. One does not jump off buildings or sneak into war zones without a great deal of will power and induce a great deal of fear. Lois Lane is definitely in the top 10.
Coincidentally, in the top 50, you will find Cat Grant, Vic Sage and surprisingly Vicki Vale (if she can make BATMAN shudder and be wary of her, she can make anyone fear her).
So it’s been accepted that journalists have a lot of will power, a lot of rage and can put the fear of god into you. Clark is not bitter that he’s not on the list, no sire. Never mind that Jimmy Olsen is in the Top 100.
Batman might want to study this phenomenon.
But anyways. One does not stay at the top without ridiculous numbers. As the only top 10 ers on earth, they have grown used to random rings trying to get them on space politics quests or whatnot.
So now imagine this: Lois Lane and Billy collab on a project. While they are speaking, random rings start to show up. Instinctively, both swat them away like flies while maintaining eye contact. They don’t realise what they are doing. Clark is having an aneurism.
At some point, they both realise that the other is swatting the rings away with the same nonchalance as the other. They immediately understand what’s up. The shit eating grin they both had made a bunch of yellow rings swarm around them.
Billy gets asked on why he doesn’t want to join the Green lanterns? Billy says it’s because he hates cops. Lois nods.
Hal cries himself to sleep that night.
Bonus:
Batman stalking a civilian named Batson who for some reason is number one in the Lanterns List, with an alarming amount of yellows.
Batman finds a black hair, blue eyes, orphan child.
Batman: Alfred call the guy
Bonus 2:
Nightwing, trying to meet his future maybe brother: Hi 👋
Billy, sees an authority figure in Blue that wields batons and electricity: …
Billy immediately kicks Nightwing while yelling ACAB
Billy runs away
Nightwing cries himself to sleep that night.
#billy batson#shazam#dc captain marvel#dc#hal would cry#Dick would cry#Hal Jordan#Dick Grayson#Batman#he’s trying to adopt this ‘scary’ orphan child#Billy is wondering about stranger danger protocols when homeless#Lanterns Ranking List#Lois Lane#she’s a queen and I love her#she would milk this so hard#Billy and Lois are terrifying together#the daily planet is unsure if they want to hire Billy for themselves or keep him far away from Metropolis specifically Lois#Clark Kent#he’s bitter he’s not on the list#he wants the journalist cred#People all over the galaxies are wondering what the fuck is up with Fawcette#why are there so many kids with lantern offers
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For Mermay 2025 prompt 2: Cosmic!
#my art#mermay#mermay 2025#mermaids#humpback whale#merwhale#mermaid#fantasy#dinoflagellates#Bioluminescent plankton#bioluminescence#glowing#stars#cosmic#galaxy#illustration#character design#artist for hire#black#blue#purple#violet#turqoise#aqua#aquamarine#sparkles
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I'm the one who assigns all the clones their CT numbers. CT-7834, CT-8825, RC-1443 I can do this all day.
#the Kaminonans hired me for my pure heart and sparkling beautiful eyes for details 👁️👁️#they smash the tube open and plop a baby in my arms#and i look at him and say a string of arbitrary numbers#easiest job in the galaxy#clone troopers#republic commando
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#marvel#marvel comics#marvel 616#flash thompson#sam wilson#agent anti-venom#captain america#agent venom#falcon#anti-venom#venom#avengers#savage avengers#guardians of the galaxy#avengers unity division#thunderbolts#mighty avengers#secret avengers#invaders#heroes for hire#defenders#polls
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#dc#marvel#dc comics#marvel comics#barbara gordon#scott lang#batgirl#ant-man#batfam#avengers#birds of prey#guardians of the galaxy#batman incorporated#future foundation#justice league of america#fantastic four#suicide squad#heroes for hire#batgirls#polls#favourite animal themed character tournament
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✨WE'RE HIRING✨
We are very excited to be recruiting for a 2D level artist to join the Kinoko and the Cult of Galaxy project on a freelance basis. If you're a talented level artist with the ability to produce beautiful and engaging environments we want to hear from you!
Even if this isn't the role for you, we'd still really appreciate your help in spreading the word. All the money we raised from commissions and donations has all led up to this, so we're lucky to have a fairly decent budget set aside for level artwork. We really want to find someone who's the perfect fit and can really help bring our planets to life, so if you can please reblog and spread the word, we would be most thankful!
#indie games#kinoko the kuparkuke#indie dev#video games#space#aliens#character design#2d platformer#galaxy#comics#hiring#career#recruitment#jobopportunity#alienart#alien oc#alien#alien series#cult of galaxy#cute things#cute
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I want to make a Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy video game. I know, book-to-video-game adaptations are usually shit, but hear me out:
One of the key features of H2G2 was the world building, and the technique used to make it so entertaining was to go off on wild tangents that become largely irrelevant to the story within 3 pages, but still stick out in your mind. I’ll never forget the description of the dragon planet. Was it at all relevant to the story? No. Did Eccentrica Galumbits, the triple breasted whore of Eroticon 6 ever make an appearance? Absolutely not, but she was mentioned in every single book.
The game doesn’t have a central storyline, but rather acts like an anthology. You play as a newly hired editor to the guide, whose sent to explore the galaxy for things to write home about. You go planet hopping, meeting new people and collecting things, exploring new places, take notes, just filling out and completing funny side quests. These grant collectables, stories, and even methods to reach planets or places you haven’t been to yet.
For every few quests you complete on a planet, your character writes something about the place to hitchhiker headquarters, who publishes it for the player to read in the guide.
Game play consists of a whole variety of things, like combats, rhythm and dance, racing, a whole thing.
#this has been living in my head for a while#can a game company hire me to make this please?#or just take the idea#hire a bunch of writers to make it too#h2g2#the hitchhiker's guide to the galaxy
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me @ me: hey don't cry. the fact that blue will just. look at zero (he likes looking at zero :) ) and completely lose his train of thought about anything else is literally canon. okay?
#we have to claw on to what we have in this fucked up world of ours lest despair claim our souls. and I do have this#campaign star wars#minister blue#agent zero#zeblue#so funny that his plans for world domination literally just go out of his head with one glance zero-wards fhsjakfhsd#plots forgotten. schemes abandoned. no thoughts. head empty. zero pretty#(still makes me feel insane that that's the word he uses in the metalorn arc btw. 'as long as you look pretty'.#normal things to tell your terrifying hired killer as he lets you move him around to get the perfect framing for a propaganda shoot#blue there's something so wrong with you (delighted). tbf having one of the coolest dudes in the galaxy around#during some of the most formative years for your sexuality and also regularly receiving cat memes from him WOULD#do some things to you even if your brain had been somewhat normal at the outset. which I do not believe for a second needless to say)#local man who has not quite figured out what sex is yet gently surprised to find out what the feeling he gets#watching hired assassin kill people for him is all about exactly fhsdkjfhas
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They would have the biggest beef with each-other.


#death battle please hire me to come up with ur matchups#marvel#Dreamworks#MCU#guardians of the galaxy#guardians of the galaxy vol. 3#gotg#puss in boots#puss in boots 2#puss in boots: the last wish#Shrek#shrek franchise#shrekcore#big jack horner#high evolutionary
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DID YOU SEE THE TOGEPI? THAT MEANS THAT VOLO IS LIKELY GOING TO MAKE AN APPEARANCE
NOT TO MENTION GIRATINA BEING UPSET AND ON EDGE

Does Volo just find Togepis wherever he goes? Are they his calling card? His little minions?
#pokemon.ima#game. give me. the blond man. i need to commit crimes with him and cyrus together.#no. actually i need them to meet.#I ALSO NEED CYRUS TO SEE THE GALAXY TEAM UNIFORMS LMAO#''... Mars did you hire 15 year olds?“ ''No Master Cyrus?”
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Movie Pitch: Rocket Raccoon and Nebula Are NOT Guardians of the Galaxy
Set during the middle of Endgame. Rocket and Nebula are the only two remaining members of the Guardians of the Galaxy.
Rocket has fixed the Benatar on Earth. Nebula, who was not able to fix said ship even with the help of Tony Stark and all her android parts, is beginning to see him in a new light. Not just a pet to be kept around by her sister. That he was a real friend worth having.
But he is not her friend. And he is angry with her. He's angry with everyone. Thanos killed everyone Rocket cared about. And that is the one thing he has in common with Nebula, because she only cared about her sister.
While "The Avengers" get back to their lives. Nebula and Rocket have nothing. No purpose. No aim. They could stay on Earth with Natasha and do whatever she wants. But Earth isn't their home and the Avengers aren't their team. (Plus the Earth people keep calling Rocket a "raccoon" and that sounds like something dumb! He's NOT a raccoon!)
Rocket reveals he thinks "Pete's plan" would have worked to stop Thanos if he hadn't gone with Thor. (But then, Nebula points out, the tree would not have been there to forge the weapon that did kill Thanos.)
Rocket feels like Quill and Gamora were the leaders of the Guardians, and they had to tell him and Drax and Mantis what to do. He wasn't the Captain. He was just part of the crew.
Nebula didn't even get that far. She tells Rocket that Gamora invited her to join the team at the end of Vol 2. But she wanted to kill Thanos herself. She was consumed with vengeance for what he had done to her. She thought Gamora would be there to help her stop being an a-hole when she got back.
She would rather have Gamora alive than Thanos dead, something she never thought was possible.
So they decide to give it a try. They be Guardians of the Galaxy. Rocket will try to do what he thinks Quill would do. Nebula will try to do what he thinks Gamora would do.
There are people out there in their galaxy that need saving and that idiot Captain Marvel and her dumb haircut isn't on the strange, outside the powerful Empires plants that they frequent. That's where folks really need saving.
The actual plot would revolve around them initially helping the wrong people in a conflict (sort of similar to the twist that the Skrulls were refugees). Rocket has to trust his instincts about who is "good."
ETA: Possibly something about the Collector. On paper he is "good" because he tried to keep an Infinity Stone from Thanos. But he's also stealing beings and putting them in cages.
Maybe he tells them to retrieve a former being in his collection that was "very dangerous" but it turns out to be Howard the Duck or Cosmo or something.
Nebula learns to be a bit more vulnerable with Rocket and admit her cybernetics have been malfunctioning. She doesn't like asking for help. (Though it shouldn't be the arm that is burned off later or the wifi that causes problem later.) So I guess something with her eye. That could lean into the theme of them literally not seeing that the "goodness" to be "real" Guardians of the Galaxy has always been in them.
Ends with them deciding the Guardians need to buy a place to bring refugees to. Misfits, like them. Knowhere is considered but the Collector has too steep an asking fee. (Oh, I'll get those credits, says Rocket.)
#movie pitch#hire me kevin feige#mcu#marvel#guardians of the galaxy#rocket raccoon#bradley cooper#nebula#karen gillan#avengers: endgame
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After finding Luke Cage a month ago, I finally got around to shooting my first photo of the classic duo!
HEROES FOR HIRE
2025 -Disney +
Plot: An unlikely alliance is forged between a reluctant teen executive from Manhattan and a disadvantaged youth from Harlem in this Marvel coming of age drama set in mid-seventies New York.
Brady Hepner as Danny Rand
Jharrel Jerome as Luke Cage
Vince Vaugh - Joseph Maggia
Malcom McDowell as Jonas Harrow
Ice Cube as Leroy Tallon
#toy photography#toystagram#toy galaxy#action figures#toys#yranigami marvel#marvel legends#power man and iron fist#iron fist#luke cage#heroes for hire
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FOLLOW ME & HIRE ME
You found me - thanks for the visit...
Just a boring guy who likes to be creative and design and help my fans and clients. If you are using social media to sell anything you need to stand out from the rest.
PS: Below I will be sharing 2025 my designs and ways I am helping my clients.
#you found me#thanks#hire me#digital art#animation#animations#art#videoart#design#wallpaper#wallpapers#video#galaxy#my artwork#digital drawing#digital artist#small artist#small business#texas#east texas#etx#etx media
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#marvel#marvel comics#scott lang#narya#ant-man#snowbird#avengers#alpha flight#guardians of the galaxy#future foundation#fantastic four#heroes for hire#polls#favourite animal themed character tournament
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They should make a pokemon that's ghost/normal that's an old TV with rabbit ear antennae but they're actual rabbit ears (ghostly) and there's a rabbit on the TV screen
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