#watching hired assassin kill people for him is all about exactly fhsdkjfhas
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me @ me: hey don't cry. the fact that blue will just. look at zero (he likes looking at zero :) ) and completely lose his train of thought about anything else is literally canon. okay?
#we have to claw on to what we have in this fucked up world of ours lest despair claim our souls. and I do have this#campaign star wars#minister blue#agent zero#zeblue#so funny that his plans for world domination literally just go out of his head with one glance zero-wards fhsjakfhsd#plots forgotten. schemes abandoned. no thoughts. head empty. zero pretty#(still makes me feel insane that that's the word he uses in the metalorn arc btw. 'as long as you look pretty'.#normal things to tell your terrifying hired killer as he lets you move him around to get the perfect framing for a propaganda shoot#blue there's something so wrong with you (delighted). tbf having one of the coolest dudes in the galaxy around#during some of the most formative years for your sexuality and also regularly receiving cat memes from him WOULD#do some things to you even if your brain had been somewhat normal at the outset. which I do not believe for a second needless to say)#local man who has not quite figured out what sex is yet gently surprised to find out what the feeling he gets#watching hired assassin kill people for him is all about exactly fhsdkjfhas
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