#Gabe the babe

[schsas]

my cool new friend hesperia

[aerialworms]

+ bonus Midam :)

(Shoutout to @bloodydeanwinchester​ for inspiring this, although I’m 75% sure this has been done before 😅 ID under the readmore!)

[Image ID: A series of screenshots of the Supernatural characters paired with the answers from a Buzzfeed quiz. The first image is the title of the quiz: “...would you fuck a clone of yourself?”

2. Sam Winchester, looking weirded out at his alternate self in 15.13 Destiny’s Child, answers “I don't want to fuck my clone because it would be gay sex and I'm not gay.”

3. Eileen Leahy, smirking at Sam in 15.07 Last Call, answers “I'm not gay, but I would actually totally fuck my clone.”

4. Jack Kline, looking baffled in 13.01 Lost and Found, answers “I'm gay, but I still don't want to fuck my clone, that's gross and weird.”

5. Castiel, looking scared as the Empty yells at him in 13.04 The Big Empty, answers “I don't want to fuck my clone because my self-loathing is THAT strong.”

6. Crowley, looking suggestively at Dean in a bar in 9.11 First Born, answers “I'd fuck my clone because who would know better how to fuck ME than ME?“

7. Dean, handcuffed on the floor in Endverse Dean’s cabin in 5.04 The End, tells his alternate self “I'd totally do all sorts of weird things to my clone I'd be embarrassed to ask someone else to do.”

8. Arthur Ketch in 13.07 War of the Worlds, pretending to be his twin, Alexander, answers “It's basically the same as masturbating, right? So no big deal.”

9. Mary Winchester yells at Ketch “It's not the same as masturbating; it'd be like having sex with your twin. Wrong and bad!”

10. Good!Charlie Bradbury from 10.11 There’s No Place Like Home says “I would not have sex with my clone because what if my clone is evil.” except the “what if” has been crossed out.

11. Mustachioed Gabriel from the Casa Erotica DVD in 5.19 Hammer of the Gods answers “Not only would I have sex with my clone, I'd probably make a bunch of clones and just get it on with all of them at once because that's how pro-clone fucking I am.”

12. Chuck, in 11.20 Don’t Call Me Shurley, shrugs and tells Metatron “I'd totally fuck my clone because I want to know if I'm good in bed.”

13. From the start of 9.18 Meta Fiction, Metatron tells the viewer “To be honest, fucking my clone has always been my fantasy.“

14. Michael and Adam on their dinner date in 15.08 Our Father, Who Aren’t In Heaven. Their answer is simply “Yes.”

All the images are watermarked with the creator’s url, “@aerialworms”. /End ID]

[karma-is-my-girl-friend]

Opened up TikTok to get this gem! 🖤

Much needed subject change 😉

@margsncards

[ensrensage]

fiancé and I have been sending horny Emmrich posts back and forth and I’m cackling I love this boy

[tarot-junkie]

Hi….are you Marg….thee Marg from like way back when. There was a marge who did readings and she was awesome and used to crack jokes and then there was some hot baseball player who we all thirsted over, I think his name was gabe or something and then we talked about the shitshow but mainly other stuff. Don’t know if that was you, she unfortunately deactivated her blog was marg n cards or something…..*sighs* I miss her. 😫😢

Margs? Don’t know her.

[nicklasbackstroke]

Wait how did I not know my two favorite swedes shared a birthday??

[elilovesredacted]

if y’all are Redacted Asmr account or enjoy Redacted, please say hi!

I wanna follow more of y’all and make some mutuals.

[heartf0ul]

I was bored so I did this

I have so many more don’t test me lmao

[welp-heregoessomething]

Loving all the Gabe on my dash. 😍

For those who love Gabe Kapler...

From June so before he was let go from the Giants, but still something to enjoy.

I know I am forgetting many, but thought I would tag a few fellow fans to start:

@tarot-junkie @musingsfromthemitten @georgiapeach30513 @shoegal73 @inshelliesworld @welp-heregoessomething @distractingbeth

[schsas]

daddy😳

[miyaheestar]

this can be counted as normal shaw pack hc or shaw pack poly but babe's homemade cookies taste the exact same like mrs shaw's which then gabe used to make for the boys but gabe's baking skill is not that amazing so the boys dont really know how the original taste like but MARIE KNOWS so when the beautiful marie greer first taste babe's cookies, she nearly cry and babe thought it taste bad and almost jump off the building okay that part is a joke.

when david found out that babe's cookies taste identical like his mom's, he sometimes ask babe if they can bake it because just like gabe he can't make it perfectly like how babe did.

bonus for shaw pack poly version : babe bake the cookies for the wedding anniversary and receive tons of kisses from david (asher received some too because he said "that's not fair! i helped them too :<" when he only helped by tasting the cookie dough and david knows but he just kisses the goofy boi anyway)

[slightlystupidhun]

*David and Angel sitting across the table from Tank and Sam*

David: Do you know why I called you here?

Sam: No. Sir, I have no idea.

*David setting a large vase of yellow roses on the table.*

David: Can you read the note for me Tank?

Tank: ‘Don’t marry David. I’m better. Don’t marry him. Marry Me.’

Sam: ???

David: Tank I need you to stop hitting on my m-

Tank: I thought you knew me better than this David.

*everyone confused*

Tank: I wouldn’t get Angel yellow roses. Those symbolize friendship. I would get them red roses, symbolizing deep passionate love. Also I probably wouldn’t get them flowers. I’d get them more bells in Animal Crossing. David don’t underestimate my determination.

*all of them flabbergasted*

David: Then Who???

Tank: Whoever would put a giant M on the back of the note card. And I doubt Milo would do that.

David: GOD DAMNIT MICHAEL

[tarot-junkie]

Gabe the Babe is divorced ………

*goes to google*

Does he still play…..any upcoming games in my area? 😂

😂😂😂

[heatherfield]

Did anybody write it down?

Headless: A Sleepy Hollow Story, Episode 1 “The Local Legend” Bloopers [x]

[righteous-r0de0]

and what if they visit gabe’s grave before the wedding? i know it’s “just a cement block in a field of cement blocks” but what if?

and also what if they have an outdoor wedding, something with plenty of foliage coverage for their vampiric friends…

perhaps…the campground?

hmmm???

[hatchetfield]

you rang, boss? — and mrs. boss!