#GUYS WHAT R U HIGH ON
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ARE YOU SIDING WITH @rusmii NOW TSU? HUH IS THIS AN ATTCK TO ALL FYODOR STANS
hey bungo stray dogs fans i got a math problem for you to solve!
fyodor has all four of his limbs in tact and he walks freely with the antidote in his hands. as he boards the helicopter to escape, oh no! dazai is actually alive and chuuya isn't a vampire! with the power of friendship, they set him up in which a helicopter takes him up into the sky and it spins at a speed of 56 kmph! finally the helicopter fucking crashes into a building and falls down. the oil spills and lights up and the helicopter fucking explodes causing fyodor to get crushed. the helicopter explosion was recorded 1576°C and all that is left is fyodor's arm.
how many limbs does he have left?
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the funniest part of juno's canon is that cato sicarius and lelith hesperax end up as like. some kind of work friends. to the detriment of everyone else, naturally
they met bc guilliman and yvraine keep stationing them as guards outside the study during their 'meetings'
the super secret spicy guillivraine meeting under the readmore
LMAO fun fact for the juno verse: 90% of her parents relationship is just this, don't let anyone tell u otherwise
#fanart#wh40k#cato sicarius#lelith hesperax#robute guilliman#yvraine#I'd say i'm bestowing my own sexuality on lelith as a high honor but that's already basically canon so slkdfjls#anyway aroace sicarius is 10000x funnier to me than any other option#half of mccragge is like down bad for this guy#and the other half is down SO bad they out here with like. lance voltron style rivalries#like what r u spending all that time thinking about another annoying marine for sir#he's just like yeah that's how people are. they get jealous or star struck or whatev#as they should. around I. Cato Sicarius.#lelith finds him fascinating she's like buddy they want u to bend them over.#he's like no no. ur projecting ur weird eldar culture with ur. biological functions and such. we don't do that here.#[smash cut to marneus and tigurius being commonlaw married :tm:]#lelith: [squinting] i'm going to study you in a jar#anyway these two are complete menaces and guilliman and yvraine both highly regret their choices#once the two of them get over themselves and realize they have the same hobby (being Bitch Queen Supremes)
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waking up in the middle of the night, gripped by unending sorrow, yelling, sobbing, punching my pillows, because i have forgotten to bury patroclus
#Thou sleepest and hast forgotten me Achilles….#book 23#patroclus#people confounded by this account r so funny to me#it is just dril tweets but the iliad my guy#and also me posting about the iliad while extremely sleep deprived drunk or high trying to mimic the cadence#when there r themes in the posts it is always intentional. i love sorrow and tragedy and grief and rage#mission statement honestly#achilles is a piece of shit and i try to embody that. he is so stupid and annoying and so full of grief. he is soooo doomed#doomed boy i hate you im kissing u so intensely#greatest hits#yall came in on this one so fast what the hell#themes
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there’s probably something deeply wrong with me because every time i see someone react to the pok gukgak interrogation scene it’s like “oh no oh my god is riz’s dad a bad guy?” when the first time i saw that scene my only thought was “oh my god is riz’s dad HOT??”
#i mean admittedly my instinct was that he was lying about what he was saying & he was a good guy (which i was right about) but#it truly was like pok: i don’t give a shit about my wife & kid i only care about this job / me: pok gukgak save me… save me pok gukgak#fantasy high#dimension 20#pok gukgak#riz gukgak#in my defense i really love spies so watching someone convincingly act indifferent about the most important part of their life… CRAZYYY#but i still feel like i’m setting back feminism so many years but also. he got acid splashed on his face & didn’t even flinch… that’s hot#guy who would literally go through hell & back bc it’s for the greater good but would also if he had to do it for the people he loves#but like. the greater good always came before the people he loves. that was the job. he loved them so much but he also missed so much#how much WAS he willing to sacrifice for the sake of the job? work is a great form of love but it can’t be the only form#especially for a young kid. but yea idk i have complicated feelings#pok gukgak u r so fascinating to me#pok sklonda riz & work as a form of love or whatever#truly would not work as a campaign & would be better as a book but young pok young kalina young sklonda… i need to know EVERYTHINGGG#the shameful thirst post -> character rumination journey of these tags is truly Something but also par for the course w/ my brain
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https://x.com/d3kutism/status/1741579841764475157?s=46
it should be illegal to be this fucking stupid so loudly and confidently omg..
mfs on the internet preach about "media literacy" yet they completely gloss over the fact that the only damn things that kusuo "canonically" is are a tsundere, an unreliable narrator, and a fucking liar LMFAOOO.. babe thats like basic reading comprehension, im sorry..
EDIT: it should go without saying not to send a person hate just because of a silly post like this one(+i dont have any reach anyway so im sure it wouldnt happen, but i wanna say this nonetheless lol) but i would just like to say that i just checked and realized that this person is 15 years old, so like... yeah, too young to be arguing with grown people on the internet. dont take this too serious or send this person hate pls lol..
#nobody who isnt aroace is allowed to tell ME what character has to be aroace#yall forget that we aroaces (+ESPECIALLY autistic aroaces) dont want or need your ugly white knight savior bs#'oh but im aroace n i also think hes aroace🤓' ok?? should i care about your hcs?#have your projection hcs or your regular random hcs- i literalky DONT care#but it becomes an issue when u try so desperately to defend it like this#like babe u sound so dumb☠️#its so confusing to me how u chronically online weirdos insist on making ur hcs canon#i promise u guys ur hcs dont have to be canon for u to enjoy them#its a VERY popular hc too like tf more do u want#im autistic and aroace and i say kusuo is demi and autistic#i am him and he is me so i know factually/j#so still on the aroace spectrum but either way i dont force my hcs on other people like u selfish weirdos do LOL#also this person and the replies being like 'just cuz not all autistic ppl r aroace doesnt mean none can be' YEA OBVIOUSLY?#UR ARGUING WITH THE WALL AND ITS CRAZY CUZ NOBODY EVER SAID THAT#literally not one fucking person said he cant be aroace- just that it isnt canon#do u even fucking hear urselves.. YOURE the ones saying he cant be anything other than aroace.. so YOURE the one doing the forcing..#u guys love pushing ur stereotypes on others and then defending it to high fucking hell#anyway sorry i dont have a public twitter so im saying my piece here#the link looks suspicious as hell twitter pwease give me a better link#saiki k#tdlosk#the disastrous life of saiki k.#saiki kusuo#meows post
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ok but the fact that "aziraphale is softening. they haven't spoken in a hundred years: he's realizing they're still friends" and "there's no need to thank me that's what...friends...are for" was in the same night is making me go INSANE
#we NEED to talk more abt the 1941 ep im so serious im not normal about it like i had such high expectations and it suppressed them all.#am i disappointed there wasn't a rejection scene like i predicted?? yes ofc but also aziraphale said he did the apology dance that year so#i wonder what else could've fucking happened#but anyway. let's focus on what DID happen: aziraphale literally GLOWING with love in the car. crowley telling him to shut up cause of a#compliment. aziraphale helping crowley out and crowley looking at him like 'you'd do that for me?'. crowley not only letting aziraphale#practice magic with him but ACTIVELY playing a character to help him and i mean that scene was literally just crowley flirting with him#crowley indulging aziraphale by going to the magic shop with him and agreeing to participate in his show despite the fact that he NEVER EVEN#SHOT A GUN BEFORE. him just leafing thru the guidebook till he realizes there's a miracle blocker than starting to frantically flip thru it#her hands SHAKING on the gun and them being so afraid of hurting az. 'no paperwork :))' sure my guy that's what u r so happy about ofc#'but do u really think it went well' 'absolutely' with such sincerity. the book description saying smth abt ifa demon were to happen across#aziraphale they should report it immediately to the demon crowley. 'you could've just walked away' 'well you said 'trust me'' 'and you did'#its just. its one of my favorite eps it's so nice#good omens#azicrow#good omens s2#aziracrow#go s2 spoilers#go s2#good omens script book#good omens s2 spoilers#aziraphale x crowley
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guess who got an email + letter telling her 2 consider a BA Honors in sociology because of her high gpa and and outstanding work in soc courses
#💬nia.rambles#my brother said to talk to a student advisor. ...ummm.!!! Haha. what if i k#Im gonna be so for real with you. i feel like ive done well in 2 of my soc courses ever#like r u guys desperate for ppl to do ur honors program 😭😭??? no way in hell ive done outstanding work#doing a thesis is liek the scariest rhing in the academic world for a girl like me 😭 BUT MY VALIDATION. ilove soc... BUT A THESIS. oughdn#ok. based on the program page i have a 3.3+ gpa in my soc courses. Great 2 Know. thannks.!#Will not confirm what i have for real. going to ride this academic validation high while its here. yeha.
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Today's Rain Code sketches, yippee!!! Ft. Rain Code oc i created today. I already have so much lore for him please ask me about him /hj
#Loïc is like. mr toxic masculinity who also was Yuma's roommate when they were in high school#and Yuma was already Number One so he went my the nickname Mirai#so thats what Loïc knows him by#postgame they meet up for reasons (yes i already have lore) and it'd the worst fucking whiplash loïc's ever experienced#like. hi who tf r u#anyways#rain code#yuma kokohead#makoto kagutsuchi#Loïc Morsea#cam ocs#camma the drawer#no fucking way guys!! camms making an oc withing a week of finishing a media? never heard of before
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in my mind, we’re all just hanging out in a giant sandbox, digging holes and making sandcastles and parallel playing and just generally being weird and silly (affectionate) together
#i might be overtired. just a little#words r hard. u get what I mean#our brains r talking to one another. I’m not high I swear.#did someone already make a post like this??? i genuinely can’t remember for the life of me. if they did lmk so I can credit properly lol#not good omens#but also yes???#good fucking night. for real this time lol#if u guys see me on here in less than 7 hrs. just like. tell me to go away or something lol#u can tell I’m exhausted bc i use the term lol one million thousand billion trillion times
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"name a single hobby of yours outside media consumption" taking hammers to your knees
#sometimes its truly about the way ppl phrase things that make me laugh#the inheritant devaluing of literally anything ever by adding the word consumption is sooooo weird#like u guys get what i mean right like........... wtf is media consumption??????????????????????? you mean listening to music???? watching#movie you like or watching tv shows reading a book??? looking at art????? wtf do you guys even mean????????????#consuming and creating come hand and hand why the fuck r ppl avting high and mighty abt the simplist thing in humanity??#u can literally say this about anything choose better words to polarize people instead of belittling them next time#james talks
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EVERYONE QUICK MAKE PERSONALIZED TRAILBLAZER DESIGNS
#stelle is fine ig but caelus is lk rly boring n bland#the hair esp like ?????????????? ew u could give him smth so much more exciting but u go basic ass anime cut i am gonna explode#maybe my expectations r just too high after aethers cute braid but idfc#i feel like most of the male designs are so far tho ughhhhhhhhhh theyre all like wearing cloaks or smth idk#anyone else???#i just want more fun variety in the designs like 🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡#wheres the flavooooor i DONT TASTE ANYTHING-#except for like yanqing sampo and arlan yall r the exceptions#honkai star rail#im at least slapping a wolfcut or smth on that guy#and just yeah idk well see where i land with this#this came about bc i was like: i wanna draw some of my experiences or smth but his design is so uggo :((( what if i just made my own remix
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goob evenibg
#txt#radioactive pistachio kity plushie acquired. + my favoriteeee electric kettle + cardamom rose cupcake + notable device#how r we all.... im literally so sleepy. it's awesome being in denver when the humidity isn't so low& the heat isn't so high that my face i#peeling off & desiccating continuously though. anyway hi what r the updates frm u guys... what r we all up to :]
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wanted by many for my unlabeled on everything but asexual swag
#my labels r whatevers funniest for the bit.. oh i am thirsting over a woman.. dabbling in being a lesbian.#what gender am i? whatevers funniest for the bit u can call me both your failson and the worlds worst housewife its ok if its funny#i speak#like while i use gender neutral terms for myself only idm what others do#some guy calls me his queen and girlboss or whatever#another guy from the same class used to viciously correct everyone for me to use gender neutral terms#when i was in high school one of the kindest guys i knew would always correct teachers on the name i went by no matter what#and i think he still knows me as a guy which is kinda funny#bc he may not fully Get It but as soon as a friend corrected him he immediately switched terms to just man and bro and this guy-ing me#woah guys had some thoughts tonight watch out lol
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daphne is literally sooo pretty but she was absolutely done dirty by the outfits like what in the 50 years old career woman
#fri.txt#i hope u guys appreciate me putting images in my rainbow high posts so u know what im on about <3#rh#ALSO! u might be interested to know she is meant to be a accessory designer 😭 where r her accessories girl!!!#dollposting
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what i am learning through the pbs polls and my tvo poll is that u bitches fucking love arthur. me i never loved that show because i got insane amounts of second hand embarrassment from it. because even at the ripe age of 5 years old i was first and foremost embarrassed. about everything. i can however appreciate how ruthless those cunts were. respect!
#actually this was my issue with A Lot of shows lol but esp arthur#what can i say. i knew how to cringe#also i was like. well. i never really enjoyed things aimed for kids lol#i never felt like a kid but maybe that’s something for a therapist to unpack and not u guys lol#also unrelated but i feel as tho non tvo watchers r voting in that poll and thats why arthur (a non tvo show) is rankingso high#sad! go watch some elliott moose
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ugh hate my brain. guy told me he had a crush on me a couple months ago while he had a girlfriend, they break up over break and he's still got a crush on me (as of thursday), he asks if i like him that way at all and i honestly say "no"
and right after that then he lets me ramble and says it's interesting and it's fun seeing me so excited about stuff. guess what fuckin happened
#also the girlfriend thing sounds bad#they were already having issues#and he even said when he told me about the crush#''i don't want anything to happen obviously but i just thought i should tell you because i don't want things to be weird between us''#and the letting me ramble probably went on for like 15-20 minutes#he was high at the time but like. i heard that and was immediately like FUCK#'that" being the ''nah don't worry about it. this is interesting and it's fun watching you get so excited''#like B R U H#do you know how fucking rare that is??#u know in the grinch cartoon when his heart grows 3 sizes? that's what it fuckin felt like lol#also not to be catholic but we have the same confirmation saint and i don't KNOW if i consider that a + or -#but he is also bi he's [lapsed] catholic but still gets it#he made me a playlist and it had great music#and he used me as a source for two presentations because he thought i'd know about it#a music one and a weed one#also i get that that's kind of a stupid thing to switch feelings over#but y'know i'm probably fall for a wonderwall guy too
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