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justcallmesakira · 11 months ago

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ARE YOU SIDING WITH @rusmii NOW TSU? HUH IS THIS AN ATTCK TO ALL FYODOR STANS

hey bungo stray dogs fans i got a math problem for you to solve!

fyodor has all four of his limbs in tact and he walks freely with the antidote in his hands. as he boards the helicopter to escape, oh no! dazai is actually alive and chuuya isn't a vampire! with the power of friendship, they set him up in which a helicopter takes him up into the sky and it spins at a speed of 56 kmph! finally the helicopter fucking crashes into a building and falls down. the oil spills and lights up and the helicopter fucking explodes causing fyodor to get crushed. the helicopter explosion was recorded 1576°C and all that is left is fyodor's arm.

how many limbs does he have left?

#HES FUCKING ALIVE WHAT ARE YALL YAPPING ABT #GUYS WHAT R U HIGH ON #fyodor bsd

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megsdoodletag · 3 months ago

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the funniest part of juno's canon is that cato sicarius and lelith hesperax end up as like. some kind of work friends. to the detriment of everyone else, naturally

they met bc guilliman and yvraine keep stationing them as guards outside the study during their 'meetings'

the super secret spicy guillivraine meeting under the readmore

LMAO fun fact for the juno verse: 90% of her parents relationship is just this, don't let anyone tell u otherwise

#fanart #wh40k #cato sicarius #lelith hesperax #robute guilliman #yvraine #I'd say i'm bestowing my own sexuality on lelith as a high honor but that's already basically canon so slkdfjls #anyway aroace sicarius is 10000x funnier to me than any other option #half of mccragge is like down bad for this guy #and the other half is down SO bad they out here with like. lance voltron style rivalries #like what r u spending all that time thinking about another annoying marine for sir #he's just like yeah that's how people are. they get jealous or star struck or whatev #as they should. around I. Cato Sicarius.#lelith finds him fascinating she's like buddy they want u to bend them over.#he's like no no. ur projecting ur weird eldar culture with ur. biological functions and such. we don't do that here.#[smash cut to marneus and tigurius being commonlaw married :tm:]#lelith: [squinting] i'm going to study you in a jar #anyway these two are complete menaces and guilliman and yvraine both highly regret their choices #once the two of them get over themselves and realize they have the same hobby (being Bitch Queen Supremes)

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thelilylav · 23 days ago

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"Tell me every terrible thing you ever did, and let me love you anyway."

Darabella they could never make me hate you <3

#belle was NOT my first kin for y'all to disrespect her daughter the way you do #“they weren't written well” NO RELATIONSHIP IN THIS SHOW IS WRITTEN THAT WELL #this show sucks at writing romance guys i hate to tell u this #the books write romance well but the show... gets so questionable #pls lets blame the screenwriters and not my babies i just want these two to be happy #i used to be OBSESSED with their relationship when i first watched the show it was so sweet #also rosabella used to mean so much as an awkward nerd who could never tell when i was lecturing ppl and cared too much abt the environment #some ppl aren't being condescending they're just kinda socially stupid y'all she's fifteen we can like.. take a deep breath #hold hands in a circle. idk #this is all said without hate like the criticisms are warranted but it gets to be a lot sometimes #so thought i'd put some actual content of them in the tag lol #eah #ever after high #rosabella beauty #daring charming #darabella #web weaving #eah web weaving #also i really do think they're a good match they just get brought together awkwardly #cause rosabella being able to tell daring he's a good person and his looks don't matter #after he's gone through like two back to back existential crisis #and him actually listening to her and taking her advice to heart #when ppl usually view her as overbearing and tune her out #like they're just built for each other yknow what i mean?#and the way they go from annoyed w the other's presence to listening and learning from each other #and ultimately making the other better is just... aghhh i love them #gonna also add quickly that the hate has died down which has been very nice to see #and i think ppl r generally getting a more neutral opinion of them #so no one take the rant at the beginning of the tags too deeply pls lmao

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adriles · 2 years ago

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waking up in the middle of the night, gripped by unending sorrow, yelling, sobbing, punching my pillows, because i have forgotten to bury patroclus

#Thou sleepest and hast forgotten me Achilles….#book 23 #patroclus #people confounded by this account r so funny to me #it is just dril tweets but the iliad my guy #and also me posting about the iliad while extremely sleep deprived drunk or high trying to mimic the cadence #when there r themes in the posts it is always intentional. i love sorrow and tragedy and grief and rage #mission statement honestly #achilles is a piece of shit and i try to embody that. he is so stupid and annoying and so full of grief. he is soooo doomed #doomed boy i hate you im kissing u so intensely #greatest hits #yall came in on this one so fast what the hell #themes

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feline-evil · 29 days ago

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Wrench looking at Literally Anything and Anyone: (Rage. Disgust. Trying to kill with his gaze alone.)

Wrench looking at Numbers:

(Well listen. Ok. This is Wrench we're talking about so still some rage and still some killing-gaze but. Softer....Soft....Reserved only for This One Guy. I know it's subtle, he's Mr Wrench. But look, see hims face.)

#jay talkin #fargo #wrenchers #see hims face SEE HIMS FACE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!#i got the ability to access high enough quality of my shows to screenshot so i hope we r all ready for what that means #yall yr gonna see my BOYS from my TEEVEE #n e way can i talk abt russell's performance as wrench for a bit. well im going to and you cant stop me #there is so much he does with the subtleties of expression as wrench that truly is one of my favourite pieces of television acting #i already knew he was incredibly good at conveying something as simple as the light behind his eyes changing from his role in TWBB but like #we get so much more time w wrench and hes got a lot going on under that carefully constructed persona #that i feel like his ability as an actor shines soooooooo well #hes playing a man who is making a concentrated effort to be very reserved w his expressions imo. yet you see SO much emotion #hidden in slight changes in his eyes and the smallest movement in his face. he has absolute control and awareness of such minute details #its really astounding!!!!! i cant think of many actors who have that level of skill in the face!!#there are scenes where russells face does not perceptably move and YET his entire expression changes somehow #like he can change the light in his fucking eyes he can just EXUDE a feeling so strong it can hit u like a truck #which ofc makes any more outward shows of emotion from wrench even more palpable #and part of that performance being so good is you CAN see him change his expression towards numbers vs everything else!#whatever connection these two have be it purely coworkers or romantic or what it is SOLD in wrench's subtle expressions #(and for the record im team 'married couple' bc it was innnnn the damn script. but however anyone interprets is cool no worries ok)#i couldve pulled even more examples if id gone thru more scenes but i just had this one open at the time so. <3 #koff koff hack hack who said all that. mustve been a ghost. can u tell i rlly like this guys acting. i mean what. who keeps saying things

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twinstxrs · 1 year ago

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there’s probably something deeply wrong with me because every time i see someone react to the pok gukgak interrogation scene it’s like “oh no oh my god is riz’s dad a bad guy?” when the first time i saw that scene my only thought was “oh my god is riz’s dad HOT??”

#i mean admittedly my instinct was that he was lying about what he was saying & he was a good guy (which i was right about) but #it truly was like pok: i don’t give a shit about my wife & kid i only care about this job / me: pok gukgak save me… save me pok gukgak #fantasy high #dimension 20 #pok gukgak #riz gukgak #in my defense i really love spies so watching someone convincingly act indifferent about the most important part of their life… CRAZYYY #but i still feel like i’m setting back feminism so many years but also. he got acid splashed on his face & didn’t even flinch… that’s hot #guy who would literally go through hell & back bc it’s for the greater good but would also if he had to do it for the people he loves #but like. the greater good always came before the people he loves. that was the job. he loved them so much but he also missed so much #how much WAS he willing to sacrifice for the sake of the job? work is a great form of love but it can’t be the only form #especially for a young kid. but yea idk i have complicated feelings #pok gukgak u r so fascinating to me #pok sklonda riz & work as a form of love or whatever #truly would not work as a campaign & would be better as a book but young pok young kalina young sklonda… i need to know EVERYTHINGGG #the shameful thirst post -> character rumination journey of these tags is truly Something but also par for the course w/ my brain

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opens-up-4-nobody · 9 days ago

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#Jesus christ. what a fucking week. its been January for a million fucking years #but this week has been good. very busy. i gave my 1st departmental presentation which i was real nervous abt #but i think my presentation was good. the department has a high standard for students to meet. like one of the guys who goes to the adjacent #department's student talks was like man it is night and day. the presentations in this department r so much better #so i feel like im getting a good education lol. and everyone was super supportive. like no one congratulated me besides my lab when i gave a #departmental talk for my masters. but here like everyone stopped to say good job and that the work sounds exciting. so that was nice.#and i feel like i spent so much time being social this week. im kinda drained and like oh god im fucking insufferable. but also im like well #if im being fucking annoying and ppl still Associate with me its their fucking problem lol. and also if u spend enough time around anyone #they become annoying and i still like my friends even if sometimes theyre annoying and its fine. everyone has the right to b a little #annoying haha. but i really like my lab mates. its fun talking to them. also everytime i talk to my old boss im like oh wow i am learing a #lot bc we talk abt my old system and my old work and i have new ideas abt how things function on a community level and she's like oh wow how #does that work? and i kinda kno what im talking abt and i still kinda love my desert cyanos a lot. and thats the other thing. i feel like #thats the other thing. i thought astr0biology was my guiding light but i think its actually just that i lov cyan0bacteria. somebody's gotta #and thats me... and my old boss haha and i have her to thank for that 😊 anyway. im feeling a lot my confident in my being here and in this #project. which is so crazy after the last 2 years of my life. Anyway. an aside but its been a crazy fucking week to b a scientist #bc of all the funding stuff. the post docs r really really stressed. as r the PIs. and my dad works for the government so he was telling me #all abt the fear within the VA. its crazy. and scary. but anyway. im so tired. Hopefully ill b able to properly draw this weekend but well #see. im a lil strung out haha #unrelated

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oceanwithouthermoon · 1 year ago

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https://x.com/d3kutism/status/1741579841764475157?s=46

it should be illegal to be this fucking stupid so loudly and confidently omg..

mfs on the internet preach about "media literacy" yet they completely gloss over the fact that the only damn things that kusuo "canonically" is are a tsundere, an unreliable narrator, and a fucking liar LMFAOOO.. babe thats like basic reading comprehension, im sorry..

EDIT: it should go without saying not to send a person hate just because of a silly post like this one(+i dont have any reach anyway so im sure it wouldnt happen, but i wanna say this nonetheless lol) but i would just like to say that i just checked and realized that this person is 15 years old, so like... yeah, too young to be arguing with grown people on the internet. dont take this too serious or send this person hate pls lol..

#nobody who isnt aroace is allowed to tell ME what character has to be aroace #yall forget that we aroaces (+ESPECIALLY autistic aroaces) dont want or need your ugly white knight savior bs #'oh but im aroace n i also think hes aroace🤓' ok?? should i care about your hcs?#have your projection hcs or your regular random hcs- i literalky DONT care #but it becomes an issue when u try so desperately to defend it like this #like babe u sound so dumb☠️#its so confusing to me how u chronically online weirdos insist on making ur hcs canon #i promise u guys ur hcs dont have to be canon for u to enjoy them #its a VERY popular hc too like tf more do u want #im autistic and aroace and i say kusuo is demi and autistic #i am him and he is me so i know factually/j #so still on the aroace spectrum but either way i dont force my hcs on other people like u selfish weirdos do LOL #also this person and the replies being like 'just cuz not all autistic ppl r aroace doesnt mean none can be' YEA OBVIOUSLY?#UR ARGUING WITH THE WALL AND ITS CRAZY CUZ NOBODY EVER SAID THAT #literally not one fucking person said he cant be aroace- just that it isnt canon #do u even fucking hear urselves.. YOURE the ones saying he cant be anything other than aroace.. so YOURE the one doing the forcing..#u guys love pushing ur stereotypes on others and then defending it to high fucking hell #anyway sorry i dont have a public twitter so im saying my piece here #the link looks suspicious as hell twitter pwease give me a better link #saiki k #tdlosk #the disastrous life of saiki k.#saiki kusuo #meows post

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p4nishers · 2 years ago

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ok but the fact that "aziraphale is softening. they haven't spoken in a hundred years: he's realizing they're still friends" and "there's no need to thank me that's what...friends...are for" was in the same night is making me go INSANE

#we NEED to talk more abt the 1941 ep im so serious im not normal about it like i had such high expectations and it suppressed them all.#am i disappointed there wasn't a rejection scene like i predicted?? yes ofc but also aziraphale said he did the apology dance that year so #i wonder what else could've fucking happened #but anyway. let's focus on what DID happen: aziraphale literally GLOWING with love in the car. crowley telling him to shut up cause of a #compliment. aziraphale helping crowley out and crowley looking at him like 'you'd do that for me?'. crowley not only letting aziraphale #practice magic with him but ACTIVELY playing a character to help him and i mean that scene was literally just crowley flirting with him #crowley indulging aziraphale by going to the magic shop with him and agreeing to participate in his show despite the fact that he NEVER EVEN #SHOT A GUN BEFORE. him just leafing thru the guidebook till he realizes there's a miracle blocker than starting to frantically flip thru it #her hands SHAKING on the gun and them being so afraid of hurting az. 'no paperwork :))' sure my guy that's what u r so happy about ofc #'but do u really think it went well' 'absolutely' with such sincerity. the book description saying smth abt ifa demon were to happen across #aziraphale they should report it immediately to the demon crowley. 'you could've just walked away' 'well you said 'trust me'' 'and you did'#its just. its one of my favorite eps it's so nice #good omens #azicrow #good omens s2 #aziracrow #go s2 spoilers #go s2 #good omens script book #good omens s2 spoilers #aziraphale x crowley

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6okuto · 1 year ago

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guess who got an email + letter telling her 2 consider a BA Honors in sociology because of her high gpa and and outstanding work in soc courses

#💬nia.rambles #my brother said to talk to a student advisor. ...ummm.!!! Haha. what if i k #Im gonna be so for real with you. i feel like ive done well in 2 of my soc courses ever #like r u guys desperate for ppl to do ur honors program 😭😭??? no way in hell ive done outstanding work #doing a thesis is liek the scariest rhing in the academic world for a girl like me 😭 BUT MY VALIDATION. ilove soc... BUT A THESIS. oughdn #ok. based on the program page i have a 3.3+ gpa in my soc courses. Great 2 Know. thannks.!#Will not confirm what i have for real. going to ride this academic validation high while its here. yeha.

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jellyfish-grave · 1 year ago

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Today's Rain Code sketches, yippee!!! Ft. Rain Code oc i created today. I already have so much lore for him please ask me about him /hj

#Loïc is like. mr toxic masculinity who also was Yuma's roommate when they were in high school #and Yuma was already Number One so he went my the nickname Mirai #so thats what Loïc knows him by #postgame they meet up for reasons (yes i already have lore) and it'd the worst fucking whiplash loïc's ever experienced #like. hi who tf r u #anyways #rain code #yuma kokohead #makoto kagutsuchi #Loïc Morsea #cam ocs #camma the drawer #no fucking way guys!! camms making an oc withing a week of finishing a media? never heard of before

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bandomgay · 11 months ago

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"name a single hobby of yours outside media consumption" taking hammers to your knees

#sometimes its truly about the way ppl phrase things that make me laugh #the inheritant devaluing of literally anything ever by adding the word consumption is sooooo weird #like u guys get what i mean right like........... wtf is media consumption??????????????????????? you mean listening to music???? watching #movie you like or watching tv shows reading a book??? looking at art????? wtf do you guys even mean????????????#consuming and creating come hand and hand why the fuck r ppl avting high and mighty abt the simplist thing in humanity??#u can literally say this about anything choose better words to polarize people instead of belittling them next time #james talks

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sentientsky · 1 year ago

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in my mind, we’re all just hanging out in a giant sandbox, digging holes and making sandcastles and parallel playing and just generally being weird and silly (affectionate) together

#i might be overtired. just a little #words r hard. u get what I mean #our brains r talking to one another. I’m not high I swear.#did someone already make a post like this??? i genuinely can’t remember for the life of me. if they did lmk so I can credit properly lol #not good omens #but also yes???#good fucking night. for real this time lol #if u guys see me on here in less than 7 hrs. just like. tell me to go away or something lol #u can tell I’m exhausted bc i use the term lol one million thousand billion trillion times

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dizzybizz · 2 years ago

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EVERYONE QUICK MAKE PERSONALIZED TRAILBLAZER DESIGNS

#stelle is fine ig but caelus is lk rly boring n bland #the hair esp like ?????????????? ew u could give him smth so much more exciting but u go basic ass anime cut i am gonna explode #maybe my expectations r just too high after aethers cute braid but idfc #i feel like most of the male designs are so far tho ughhhhhhhhhh theyre all like wearing cloaks or smth idk #anyone else???#i just want more fun variety in the designs like 🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡#wheres the flavooooor i DONT TASTE ANYTHING-#except for like yanqing sampo and arlan yall r the exceptions #honkai star rail #im at least slapping a wolfcut or smth on that guy #and just yeah idk well see where i land with this #this came about bc i was like: i wanna draw some of my experiences or smth but his design is so uggo :((( what if i just made my own remix

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intertexts · 11 months ago

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