#GUYS I AM NOT DEAD
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obsessed with how the other backgrounds are like “you had a little oopsie moment with your faction so you’re temporarily benched” and then mourn watch is like “what if this LITTLE ORPHANED BABY!!!! was left IN A TOMB!!!!! to be DISCOVERED BY UNDEAD???? and then RAISED (collectively??) BY NECROMANCERS!!!!!!, only to be taken down by THE NECROPOLIS’ SCARIEST DANGER: BUREAUCRACY”
normalest protagonist in all of thedas tbh
#I am reading the mourn watch background and envisioning every other noun with word art flames around it#ingellvar girlie I am COMING for you#also electing to believe that ‘raised by necromancers’ means ‘raised by ALL the necromancers’#like they found this baby and the entire mourn watch was like ‘if we can raise the dead we could probably raise this thing :)’#just freakishly obsessed by the concept#dragon age#dragon age: the veilguard#datv spoilers#datv#veilguard spoilers#also reading the entire backstory in the voice of murphy the baked takes guy on TikTok will rewrite your entire brain chemistry#da rook#top hits
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The girls are back (from the grave)
[First] Prev <–-> Next
#poorly drawn mdzs#mdzs#wei wuxian#lan wangji#Not sure there is a tag for the ghost girls...The Yiling sorority sisters. The girly greek chorus. You'll always be in our hearts.#I love how this scene echoes back to yi city (sizhui asking if it's time to play inquiry but WWX goes with empathy)#it shows how deeply enmeshed he is with spirits! He calls and they respond. They are familiar - if not old friends.#I am such a sucker for necromancer characters (it's how this series got my interest in the first place)#So I'm always thrilled when WWX gets to play the part! Let him be more comfortable with the dead than the living!#He's the guy who calls upon bloody mary in the bathroom mirror just to ask a quick history question or advice on his outfit.#He wanders into the graveyard and shouts for the girls and the girls shout back.#Grave yard? More like a RAVE yard! Let's go girls!
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really loving the look of the new dbd killer! so i had to draw it and kept drawing it because it was surprisingly fun :^D
#dead by daylight#the unknown#dbd#art#i am pushing 2k hours in dbd and it sometimes seems like nothing will excite me anymore#but then this guy comes around#blood#body horror#1kplus
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I'm already getting the feeling that he's somehow gonna be even sillier this year 🤔
#I AM SO HOPELESSLY ENDEARED TO HIM#LOOK AT THIS SILLY GUY#the behind the scenes of the microwave tiktok im gonna cry#jimmy feels like his handler in this vid 😭#'theres Fernando doing his um tiktok' hahahaha#but omg its only january and he already feels deranged#the fucking sitting on the counter clip i am actually dead#fernando alonso#formula 1#f1#we do a little bit of f1
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silly stuff i drew while reading Feel No Evil by @payasita , in which the Lamb does not know how to propose, Narinder does not know how to be alive, and neither of them knows what an obligate carnivore is
bonus? lmao
#my art#cotl#i am looking into your soul with my huge autistic eyes. read this fic right now. blease#hksfdjghdfghldkfg im sorry it just fucking kills me that for the first 4ish chapters narinder is just. so nasty#like all the followers are like There He Is. The Leader's Favorite Guy. and its this filthy half-dead cat that hasnt bathed in 10+ years#like he has hardly eaten the entire time he's been mortal and he looks like absolute dogshit#and their unbeatable normally serene and gracious leadergod is hovering around his stinky ass like omg nari hiiiiii#its fucking hilarious to me. and also heartwrenching bc this fic does also get into how hard it is to be alive when uve never learned how#gonna draw the twins desperately bringing him soap later i just had so many things i wanted to draw for this
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“but her new chosen family was just as complicated as the old one was”
#LYRICS IN POST AND CAPTION ARE FROM THE SONG FEEL SOMETHING BY BLACKDRESSES#guys please lsiten to it its so good and i am insane. please . PLEASEE.!!#and also like um its so virgil core yeah#sorry blackdresses is srsly my fave band ever i am insane abt them#thomas sanders#thomas sanders fanart#sanders sides#sanders sides fanart#tss#tss fanart#sasi#sasi fanart#virgil sanders#virgil sanders fanart#virgil dark side lore is smth you couldnt pry from my cold dead hands ngl 😂#still wanna know wtf happened w all of them
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it's immensely funny to me how andrew lloyd webber read this passage from the book and was like yeah the journey down to the phantom's lair is this really breathtaking magical gondola ride where christine is just captivated by the strange and fantastical beauty of it all (see below)
when in the novel they're both like in a rowboat in the dark with christine scared out of her mind and confused as hell while erik is paddling like he's out for an extreme day of fishing and just staring christine down for the entire duration of the journey without blinking once . like mind you his eyes quite literally GLOW in the DARK and he's just fucking staring into her soul and silently rowing and probably not even breathing like
#AND IT'S SOMEHOW STILL HOT#i always forget that by this point in the book there's no “i am your angel of music / come to me angel of music” like in the musical#like she has no idea who this mf kidnapping her is and when she says “who are you where is the voice” he's just like 🙄#and when she DOES find out that *he's* the voice and he's been pretending to be an angel sent by her dead father for 3 months#it's when he's just set her down in his sitting room that's filled with a bunch of stupid pretentious flowers#and he's like “don't be afraid you're in no danger” despite the fact that she's been taken FIVE STORIES BENEATH THE OPERA against her will#by the guy who's been manipulating and lying to her through the goddamn walls#ohhhhhhhh and then fans have the audacity to get mad at christine for trying to snatch his mask like THIS MF ABDUCTED HER????#(still love him though <3)#(his morals are questionable but so is my interest in men😍)#phantom of the opera#poto#poto shitpost
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Edwin did not read a little ghost girl for filth in the very beginning of the very first episode for trying to pretend that the age she died at had any bearing whatsoever on her actual current level of maturity and capability just for you guys to turn around and use "he died at 16!!!" to vilify the Cat King and Catwin shippers btw
#dead boy detectives#dbda#catwin#edwin payne#the cat king#i am SO goddamn sick of seeing people wail and cry at some imaginary offense#when the flimsy ass excuse you all are using is canonically debunked /by the character you guys keep claiming is being predated/#who btw is also canonically flustered and into the attention#and also brashly unafraid of the cat king in any capacity??? probably given that the Cat King is actually#remarkably respectful of edwin's actual boundaries#grow up#christ#dense rants#i dont even care if you ship catwin or not#i also love and ship paynland#but can we cool it with the accusations please
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i cannot stop thinking about this show :(
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floyd has big brother flavored mommy/daddy issues you can't convince me otherwise, sorry, i've spent too much time thinking about it. he is crushing on a troll too old for him and he doesn't know how to deal except to use his adorable baby brother charm. he thinks it's working (question mark)
these images were drawn in three sessions over a longer period so i'm no longer that happy with les's look in the first part since I was still figuring him out, but man do i find this idea entertaining and cute and want to share it even though i also feel really weird about it skdjbvkbfc 🙈🙊😳
the pillars of their relationship if you even care:
one of them is going to lose
#they can't get a high five right that's for sure#too many mixed and misunderstood messages lol#trolls#dreamworks trolls#trolls floyd#sometimes not wearing a shirt isn't just a fashion choice#sometimes it's floyd's favorite excuse to get hugs from this guy#trolls 3#trolls band together#trolls oc#les#ex bandmates#my art#someone shoot me dead i am a little too insane about them#i don't know what personal issues i'm working through with them but it definitely feels like something#it's the year of our lord 2024 and i'm shipping characters with my ocs damn
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Sorry ever since I remembered that bats eco locate stuff I couldn’t stop thinking about Zatz doing this as an everyday activity
#Please do not mention the errors I know his tattoo isn’t colored on the last panel and I spelled Macuahuitl wrong#it was 3 am#art#fanart#my art#original art#maya#maya and the three#maya and the 3#zatz the prince of bats#maya x zatz#zatz maya#oh yes and Mayas armor is kinda wonky#I WAS TIRED#and now I’m at fucking Cancun#sorry guys still online dead but it’s because I’m being kidnapped everywhere#maya and the three fanart#maya and the 3 fanart#maya y los tres#Maya y los 3
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drunk alhaitham who yaps about the improvements the sumeru education system should make & kaveh, also drunk, attentively listening- the literal most beautiful man in whole of sumeru, with sparkly red eyes, messy blond hair, and a soft blush across his cheeks, with his full attention on the autistic scribe. flustering alhaitham to the point he stops mid sentence, averting his eyes, "oh fuck."
#THE GAYS#guys literally alhaitham would be drunk#with no filter#and that would make room in his mind to focus on how fucking drop dead gorgeous kaveh is#i should write this#alhaitham x kaveh#haikaveh#kavetham#genshin impact#drabble#fluff#they're adorable drunks#your honor#also no im not writing alhaitham here as if he got turned on but just flustered by the sheer beauty this man has#how fucking dropdead beautiful kaveh is#i am alhaitham alhaitham is me#kaveh is AAAAAAH#alhaitham 1 minute flat of silence later: you're so pretty#another; alhaitham remembering this is his boyfriend and putting a hand over his mouth in shock as he recalls#shaky pupils as he realizes he could just kiss him rn#like he could do that#no one would stop him#enter alhaitham panicking#kaveh smiles as he observes his bf just being quiet#alhaitham sees him smile AND LOSES IT COMPLETELY#A BLUSHING MESS INTERNALLY SCREAMING
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various misc. doodles bc unfortunately im dead by daylight so until dawn i will Fallout
#am i really a selfshipper if i dont squish all my little guys into one room#i havent thought about chris until dawn since i was 13... some things just don't change fr#selfship#selfinsert#yumeship#fallout#fallout 3#fallout new vegas#fallout 4#vault boy#dead by daylight#dwight fairfield#until dawn#christopher hartley#chris hartley
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😭🥰🥹😍😊
#thomas barrow#guy dexter#dominic west#rob james collier#hollywood husbands#dexmas#downton abbey 3#downton abbey 3 spoilers#downton abbey: hot wet american summer#I AM DEAD DECEASED I AM AN EX PARROT#they're so cute aaaaaaaahhhhhh#dexmasposting
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small animation for a scene i thought of for my Tag Along AU !!
#guy diamond#trolls band together#dreamworks trolls#trolls fandom#tiny diamond#trolls fanart#trolls tag along au#veneer trolls#trolls veneer#trolls animatic#let tiny fart glitter like his dad in movie canon!!!!!#guy & viva friendship real in this au they would be besties#i am so dead#don’t let this flop it took me ages
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danny and officer martinez's relationship in "late at night, when the nightingale sings" in a nutshell:
Martinez: FREAK! GET YOUR FUCKING KID!
Battinson, on the other side of the crime scene: he don't bite
Martinez, with Nightingale firmly attached his arm, visibly biting him: YES HE DO!
*points at them* Danny is the Bugs Bunny to Martinez's Elmer Fudd.
Another Officer: i can't believe you're fighting with an actual twelve year old. Martinez: i swear to god that is not a twelve year old, that is a little hellion that crawled out of batman's shadow one dark and stormy night and decided to dedicate his existence to tormenting me. Officer: Are you really that mad about him putting a sticky note on your back-- Martinez: thats not the point
in danny's defense: the word "freak" is. a mini beserker button for him for.... obvious ghostly reasons, so like, even if its not directed at him, he still very much unappreciates Martinez's insults at Battinson. Danny may or may not be projecting.
he's not going to hurt the guy! not in any serious or permanently disfiguring way at least! But he is going to leave mean sticky notes on the square part of his spine that he can't reach, and stick salt in his 3AM Late Night Crime Scene Coffee, and kick the bottom of his heel while he's walking so he stumbles. And other petty, infuriating things that tally up and boil over, over time.
#dpxdc#danny fenton is not the ghost king#dp x dc#dpxdc crossover#blood blossom au#dpxdc memes#dpxdc au#the only thing martinez is right about is the fact that danny is. in fact. NOT twelve.#he's just shrimpy because he's half-dead#there's eventually a 'martinez vs nightingale' board in the precinct called the beef board. it tallies every time one of them gets got by#the other. danny is currently in the lead by a wide margin. martinez is very limited in what he can do bc of multiple reasons. but one#of them is the fact that batman HAS punched a cop before. three actually. and he won't hesitate to punch another if martinez actually did#anything to harm nightingale. and also nightingale shows up so rarely and doesnt stick around long enough for martinez to retaliate#or properly plan ahead. its kinda a wild card whether or not nightingale pops up on the scene.#nightingale: i am just a little guy!! the littlest of boy!! baddabing-baddaboom! you wouldn't do nothin to a little guy would'ya?#battinson who atp knows full well that if it werent for the blood blossom danny could turn martinez into a red smear: *would you?*#danny: if it werent for the laws of this land i would have committed acts of violence against You Specifically :)#and also like. every single other officer insulting batman and callin him a freak. they're not safe either martinez is just the poor sucker#that i have a name to give the face to#danny's a good kid but also i don't picture him totally.. hm... mentally stable? he's a little spicy. as a treat.#he's kind at his core but also he found his family's corpses and was isolated from society for 4 months by his abusive godfather and was#poisoned with quite literally the only toxin capable of destroying him entirely and can no longer (currently) use his powers without dying#instantly. so he's! he's doing his best! like between being chaotic and being kind he's def gonna choose being kind but also.#he's living on borrowed time and is in a constant active state of being slowly eaten alive by his own bloodstream. it weighs on ya psyche#danny's barely even processed his family's death and now he's got all this other trauma stacked on top to address. he is Windows EXP rn#tormenting martinez is just. an itty bitty way he can let loose some of the stress he's ignoring.#considering danny's alternate timeline was: world annihilation. he thinks he's doing pretty well all things considered
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