#GRAND MASTER YODA

[and-loth-cat]

THE RETURN OF THE KING

[darth-memes]

[wizardofrozz]

The Hierophant

Master Yoda:

The Hierophant symbolizes spiritual values and the creation of harmony in the face of crisis. 

I feel like Yoda is the ultimate symbol of spiritual values in the Jedi Order, teaching younger generations and sharing his knowledge. He isn't perfect by any means but he did his best to find and spread peace even in the midst of a galaxy-wide war. 

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[psyzook]

Yoda: *says something offensive like it’s normal*

Me: *quietly,* “stop being a senile, problematic grandmaster..”

Yoda: *condescendingly hmmphs* “just say, what did you?”

Me: *fucking done with him* “FUCKING STUTTER, DID I??”

[just-busy-dreaming]

Yoda...

Either 'that one wise space grandpa' or 'Haha look guys I just cooked a sausage with a flame thrower.'

Yoda just screams crackhead energy to me.

[lothwolf116]

My favorite thing about Yoda is that the very time we meet him, he doesn't even hide how crazy he is inside.

Dagobah Yoda is the real Yoda. He just had to cover it up for years so the other Jedi wouldn't kick him out.

people forget that first thing yoda did when he met luke was go thru his shit and immediately start eating a hot dog from lukes lunchbox 

[artistotel]

doodles

[and-loth-cat]

just now learning about acolyte being cancelled the fuck

genuinely crying right now why do they keep doing this i was so excited for more jedi order stuff what the fuck

literally everything we get is about the empire or rebellion or the skywalkers or post-empire fall like can we get something different for once that isnt going to be cancelled???

we cant even get a beautiful love story anymore i cannot

[ohyousillything]

love this but I think it would be funnier but I think it would be funnier if Cody got some ramdon Jedi no one knows but is obi's childhood rival or even better Master yoda.

coruscant has the space equivalent to the cosmopolitan magazine, including those celebrity quizzes pertaining to things such as "which actor is your bestie" etc. except they come out with an issue about the jedi INCLUDING "which jedi master would be your soulmate"

the troopers have a riot with this, the jedi amused just as much if not more (no one has heard yoda laugh this much since a prank some padawans *cough cough obiwanandquinlan COUGH* had pulled on mace). cody had refused to participate in the quiz no matter how much heckling he received from the 212th. on the other hand, obiwan is having a riot with it.

when obiwan hears troopers who got him, he becomes even more friendlier than before—overuses terms of endearments, more pats on the shoulders, smiling a little sweeter, those sorts of things. 212th troopers who got jedi like anakin or plokoon, obiwan just waggles a teasing brow and makes teasing little comments whenever they're teamed up.

it's rex that finally gets cody to take the quiz. some off hand comment about obiwan and his eyes or something along those lines. cody just yanks out the nearest datapad and does the questionnaire with much more thought than he ought to.

and what'd ya know—he got obiwan.

rex leaks it to the 212th and cody receives so much crap for that. obiwan overhears it and bc he is such a bastard, participates in all the teasing, just outright starts flirting bc isn't it so fun to see cody, marshall commander of the 3rd system army, become pink in the face from all the implications?

the next issue is of the high ranking officers of the GAR, including the clones. obiwan gets cody and anakin gives him so much crap for it as well. cody gives obiwan a taste of his own medicine

[darth-memes]

STAR WARS: EPISODE VI - RETURN OF THE JEDI CAME OUT 41 YEARS AGO!!

[pbandjeveryday]

I have so much nervous excited energy for Ezra’s return. Because it could literally be ANYTHING. Like we have zero clues where he is or what condition he‘s in.

Maybe he’s just trapped on some random planet in the middle of nowhere with a bunch of Purgill.

Maybe Thrawn imprisoned him and he hasn’t seen the light of day since his sacrifice.

Maybe he’s free but something happened to cause him to purposefully isolate himself.

Maybe he’s fighting the remnants of the Empire on some far-away system.

Maybe he’s on Mortis or that spooky-looking planet Yoda visited in the Clone Wars, learning about the deep secrets of the force.

Maybe somebody froze him in carbonite.

Maybe he’s been desperately searching for his family, but the galaxy is just too big for him to find them on his own.

And does even he know the Emperor and Vader were defeated? Does he know Lothal is thriving again? Does he know that everything he fought so hard for paid off? Is he hurt? Is he brainwashed? Is he cut off from the Force? IS HE OKAY???

We just don’t know!! And it’s driving me crazy!!

[cosmicmordecai]

It’s really confusing in Star Wars in who leads the Jedi Order; supposedly it’s Yoda but like during the Prequels, Mace is not second in command; he’s also ‘Master of the Order’ but so is Yoda despite being Grand Master but the role is both theirs & later consolidated into the Grand Master position but TCW still has the Council defer to Mace a lot because he was their leader before & he’s a very active, decisive, and engaging Councilor who was their top general & dealt with the more problematic areas of the order with grace.

Like Mace should just be Grand Master too, say Master or the Order is an alternate title, and call it a day. High Republic stories did away with ‘one Grand Master a a time’ & it’s much more potentially interesting having other characters occupy the role and lead instead of the same guy.

Also Yoda is centuries old. He probably would WELCOME Windu leading instead of him. He canonically prefers teaching children & playing jokes and he’s old. It’s okay. He doesn’t have to do it all so it means a lot when Luke is trained by him down the line or sumthin’

[sw5w]

Yoda Contemplates This Alarming News

STAR WARS EPISODE I: The Phantom Menace 01:24:35

[sakumon16]

This is quite possibly the best SW crossover of all time.

Ryukyu was on night patrol when she noticed a fiery object entering Earth’s atmosphere. After redirecting said object away from the city, she discovers an unconscious young girl in the wreckage, and……well, let’s just say things escalate from there.

I do not own this fic, nor Star Wars or MHA. All credit (rightfully) goes to the creators.

[grand-army-radio]

This one goes out to Master Yoda.