#GOTTA SAY IM IN THE MOOD FOR VIOLENCE

[malthedreamer]

If nobody got me I know The Mechanisms got me

[jewishdainix]

Were doing this like. Emergency medical help course in school and were practicing cpr on a doll. Well ive disocvered that it can be done with the beat of "TAKE AURORA IN GENTLY NASTYA LETS SEE WHAT THESE ROSIES CAN DO GOTTA SAY IM IN THE MOOD FOR VIOLENCE AND I RECCON YOU MIGHT BE TOO"

[bonesybonez]

“But I hope my prince will bring a sword”

“TAKE AURORA IN GENTLY, NATSYA! LETS SEE WHAT THESE ROSIES CAN DO, GOTTA SAY IM IN THE MOOD FOR VIOLENCE AND I RECKON YOU MIGHT TOO!”

Honey, he has a fucking gun

[hekateinhell]

Tell me abt preggers armand please. I have a fic im working on and need 2 hear other peoples opinions on this topic 😈

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okay so first of all i'm so upset i didn't see this ask until i checked my askbox on my phone which i almost NEVER do anymore since i'm getting old and prefer to just answer things via laptop where i can keyboard smash at full capacity raw and unfiltered but like MY DMS ARE OPEN I'M NOT ALWAYS THE FASTEST RESPONDER BECAUSE I'M IN GRAD SCHOOL AND LIFE AND WHATEVER BUT I DON'T TRUST TUMBLR ANYMORE BECAUSE I DIDN'T SEE THIS UNTIL YESTERDAY ON DESKTOP TUMBLR PLS DON'T DEPRIVE ME OF MY PEOPLE

now that that's out of the way:

it depends! you have to be more specific, like are we talking vampires? human AU? BECAUSE I'VE GOT SOMETHING FOR EACH

canon verse/vampire:

don't ask me to explain the science or whatever lol i don't care, i just skip to the pregnancy part!

i think armand would be SO FUCKING FERAL and defensive, like he's lost so much and been so traumatized in so many ways, the idea of anything happening to his baby would have him in full gremlin mode. imagine a feral cat hissing and spitting and clawing and biting (not for food but for violence)!

on the other hand, he'd be obsessively bonded to his baby daddy (daddies, if there's multiple babies). he is not letting them out of his sight (i default to lestat here LMAO listen i want them to knock each other up so bad--separate universes obviously)

HE WOULD NEST SO FUCKING HARD!!! i was going to say i apologize for my brain but then i realized that i don't actually but i want him to nest on a pile of lestat's clothes and give birth right there like a fucking cat 🥹

ALTERNATIVELY THOUGH: i also had this idea that's like louis impregnates lestat and armand at the same time and they get to go through their pregnancies together and it's every bit as horny, hellish, and sweet as you'd imagine 🫶🏻 i've said it before and i'll say it again--lestat would be the WORST pregnant person ever dead or alive!!

now for human AUs:

i guess my thoughts here primarily but not exclusively exist within the same universe as I Feel You (sorry idk if you read that fic but tl;dr- IT'S PWP OF TRANS!ARMAND 2/3RDS OF THE WAY INTO GETTING A TRAIN RUN ON HIM BY HIS BOYFRIENDS LESTAT, LOUIS, AND DANIEL AND HE'S YOUNG DUMB AND FULL OF CUM SO YOU KNOW IT'S JUST A MATTER OF TIME BEFORE HE'S GOTTA PEE ON A STICK RIP BOYS)

i think each of his boyfriends would handle the whole thing differently! lestat would be so over the moon because he's careless (clearly) but also so damaged from his own childhood he would just see it as a chance for a do-over, reality and responsibility be damned. lestat's on sex and backrub duty, and he's good at it (the backrubs i mean, sex is a 50/50 but you know what, at least he's enthusiastic and good at manhandling armand so that's 70% of it right now and the 30% is absolutely ridiculous horny pregnancy hormones)

louis panics internally as he immediately starts creating a spreadsheet of their finances. outwardly though, he's very calm and supportive and he's the one who's most able to comfort armand the most and settle him down during his crazy mood swings. armand basically lives in louis's baggy sweaters during the last trimester

daniel panics outwardly (listen LOL the whole premise of Our House is that human!daniel molloy is not ready for children and i find it hard to budge from that mindset, but he could ease into the Cool Uncle role quite nicely). he handles distractions and food cravings, and he might not be down to be a dad yet but he does buy very thoughtful and sentimental baby gifts every now and then that make armand tear up

i was gonna add mermaid AU thoughts but then i remembered armand's laying eggs instead (he's feral during that whole process too so i guess it's similar to the vampire version. i just love him so much okay!!!)

OH ONE LAST VERY IMPORTANT THING

pregnant!armand fics on ao3 I'M CRAZY ABOUT AND HAVE REREAD AT LEAST 10 TIMES:

shelter by @rainbowcarousels

it must be the clouds in my eyes and everything in that series by @its-ness-ness

[sw33t-oubliette]

TAKE AURORA IN GENTLY NASTYA LETS SEE WHAT THESE ROSIES CAN DO GOTTA SAY IM IN THE MOOD FOR VIOLENCE AND I RECKON YOU MIGHT BE TOO LETS GET THIS PARTY STARTED THE ONLY WAY WE KNOW GUNFIRE AND EXPLOSIONS THATS OUR CUE FIRE TIL YOUR GUNS ARE EMPTY TIL YOUR AMMUNITION RUNS DRY IF YOUVE FINISHED PLAYING AT SOLDIERS YOU MIGHT HAVE NOTICED WE CANNOT DIE I SUGGEST YOU BEAT A FUCKING TACTICAL RETREAT OR WE'LL LET SLIP THE DOGS OF WAR AND HAVOC CRY💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥

[pregnantsecondo]

TAKE AURORA IN GENTLY NASTYA LETS SEE WHAT THESE ROSIES CAN DO GOTTA SAY IM IN THE MOOD FOR VIOLENCE AND I RECKON YOU MIGHT BE TOO LETS GET THIS PARTY STARTED THE ONLY WAY WE KNOW GUNFIRE AND EXPLOSIONS THATS OUR CUE

[bugsinthebayou]

TAKE AURORA IN GENTLY NASTYA! LETS SEE WHAT THESE ROSIES CAN DO! GOTTA SAY IM IN THE MOOD FOR VIOLENCE, AND I RECKON YOU MIGHT BE TOO! LETS GET THIS PARTY STARTED, THE ONLY WAY WE KNOW! GUNFIRE AND EXPLOSIONS! THATS OUR CUE! HELLO LADIES!

HAHAHAHA! AHAHAHAHA!

FIRE TIL YOUR GUNS ARE EMPTY! TIL YOUR AMMUNITION RUNS DRY! IF YOURE FINISHED PLAYING AT SOLDIERS, YOU MIGHTVE NOTICED WE CANNOT DIE! I SUGGEST YOU BEAT A FUCKING TACTICAL RETREAT! OR WE'LL LET SLIP THE DOGS OF WAR AND HAVOC CRY!

[secretlyhuntokar]

also folk music: "TAKE AURORA IN GENTLY, NASTYA, LETS SEE WHAT THESE ROSIES CAN DO GOTTA SAY IM IN THE MOOD FOR VIOLENCE AND I RECKON YOU MIGHT BE TOO LETS GET THIS PARTY STARTED THE ONLY WAY WE KNOW-- GUNFIRE AND EXPLOSIONS THATS OUR CUE! HELLO LADIES! *gunfire and laughter* FIRE 'TIL YOUR GUNS ARE EMPTY TILL YOUR AMMUNITION RUNS DRY IF YOU'RE FINISHED PLAYING AT SOLDIERS YOU MIGHT'VE NOTICED WE CANNOT DIE!!! I SUGGEST YOU BEAT A FUCKING TACTICAL RETREAT OR WE'LL LET SLIP THE DOGS OF WAR AND HAVOC CRY.. Is this her? How do we wake her up? Well you could try kissing her. I'm not gonna kiss a sleeping stranger, Nastya, that's really fucking creepy. Oh, well try your normal plan then-- shoot the machines until they explode. I will. I will do that. *3 consecutive gunshots* What do you know, it worked."

folk music: "I have faced generations of oppression and mourn my lost love and country, but my culture will persist and survive"

also folk music: "I am going to drink so much alcohol you don't understand. literally So much alcohol"

also folk music: "oops I killed my husband lol"

also folk music: "shit I should have married that girl. too bad she keeps ignoring me every time I try to break into her house"

also folk music: "I feel an unimaginable grief for a past I can never return to" also folk music: "fiddle dee doodle diddle deedle deedle dee"

[strang3lov3]

HAPPY NEW YEAR from your feral anon!!!! may 2025 be kinder to us🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻

and ph my Hod WAIT wait wait LET ME TELL GOU SOMETHING LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING

ARE YOU DMDMDMD DISN S WARE UOU INSANE BESTIE what WHAT WHAT WAHT HOWEWWWWWWW ARE YOU SO GOOD AT WROTING ROMAN IM LITERALLY THIS CLOSE TO ACTUALLY BARKING IRL👌🏻👌🏻👌🏻 I DONT KNOW WHAT TO SAY UNDERFOOT WAS EVERRRYYYYTHHHHIBGGGGGH I NEEDED!!!! THE ANGST THE VIOLENCE THAT GODDAMNED SHOE??????????? AND NO SAPPY AFTERCARE (i do love them tho dont get me wrong) when I say I love angst and fictional men being diabolical THIS IS WHAT I MEAN!!!! it’s just become my fav fic thank you very much BUT HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO SLEEP NOW😭😭😭 i wish i could find that vid that i’ve mentioned but i saw it on twt and you know how that stupid site is😭😭 IM SORRY maybe i’ll stumble upon it again HOPEFULLY

happy early birthday to me I guess, I couldn’t wish for anything better truly😭😭😭😭

-feral anon is @&&@£€$|$89£€{*

nO NOT HAPPY BIRTHDAY YET. I was already planning that fic before you asked for it, that is NOT YOUR BIRTHDAY FIC!!! I wanna write something special for you specifically so that’s why there was no mention of you in the a/n or anything. But if this fic has sufficiently scratched that particular itch and you’re in the mood for a different kink (no pressure to change your mind!) lmk so I can do ya right my love 🥰

BUT IM SO GLAD YOU FUCKIN LOVED IT!!!!! It was a blast to write. I have….a lot of evil romey stuff on the way….i gotta get back to stepdaddy soon but ohhhh man I am just vibrating thinking about how fucking awful I could make him. Much love to ya darling!! I’m excited to go into 2025 with you 🩷🩷

[cockdrunk-puppy]

My lil intro~

(MINORS DNI ❌️)

I am a boy (biologically too, so f u transphobes) and my pronouns are he/him, however i do like to be percived more femnine, so if you would like to refer to me as she/her i will greatly enjoy it :)

Hello! Im an 18 year old boy whos decently kinky and wants to be a bit more public about it. Im gay and sadly have no boyfriend. I am looking to date but would like to date around my age range :] my plan for this is to be a kinda all in one blog with softer stuff and kinker stuff depending on my mood

Softer stuff: physical affection is practially my only love language. Getting hugged or kissed or cuddled or even just hands roaming my body makes me go hmhmhgm

Kinks: i love love love scent, i have a massive thing for scent. Also petplay, and bondage, mpreg, spanking, praise/being coddled (talk to me like a puppy :3), being ordered around (ex. being forced to jerk off, edge, or even hump), humiliation, public exhibition, and lil marks being left on my body

Boundries: ABSOLUTELY NO homophobia, transphobia, disrespecting other kinks, or any mentions of detrans, ageplay, scat, piss, or extreme violence

How to refer to my body: literally anything is fine, i dont care. Ass, cock, tits, pecs, chest, boycock, puppyparts. Literally whatever you want i dont mind

Alsoooo~ if you want, not saying you gotta (but it would be nice) maybeee send me a lil ask

[transmasc-wizard]

WHY DID NO ONE TELL ME THE MECHANISMS ARE SO FUCKING GOOD AT MUSIC (<- voice of a guy who was told that several times but kept forgetting to listen till now)

[rainbowgod666]

This. This is a point that should be brought up as much as possible

Look, i get it. I was born in

F i v e

and my autism meant that i saw the world differenti as a kid. A girl wanted to play soccer? She looks kinda bulky. Lets put her in either defense or as a goalkeeper! Gay people? I mean its weird. But they're not harming anybody so whats the deal if theyre different?

And then i grew up

And my best life years were sweeped by COVID-19

I saw family memebers die or get ill, but mostly nothing bad happened

We all have our internalized trauma, im lucky 95% of it is just me looking at them and going "yeah i need to go to the psychiatrist" and the reaction is always "dude how much anxiety is there (points at me) and why?", its really healthy i swear

Started doing analysis on "adults" and the result was always the same

Constantly screaming regardless of mood. They look at your/others toys and go "so much money spent...". You try doing anything on the PC/Phone? Its harmful! But alas, they never explain why. And even when they do, they dont seem to "make a point", so to speak. You never know for WHAT theyre gonna get angry, but after all this time the protocol is the same: Assume they will get mad. They never do when they should anyway

Adults are almost "backwards" in a way. Maybe its my personal experiences but i LITERALLY almost cannot imagine for the life of me two adults talking WITHOUT screaming at eachother like dogs.

Its TIRING. Ok? Like yeah I gotta do homework and all that but after im done WHAT, exactly, should i do? Like i can do some errands to "get my ass up from that chair" (which kinda makes sense, luckily for them) but after that? "Draw a little bit" yeah sure, but heres the thing. ALL THE THINGS I WANNA DRAW ARE SET AS "WORK", im not "playing" anymore, no its classified as "work" so you finally

Shut Up.

This is why "the current generation" listens to you in any way. Because we all collectively want the adults to Shut Up And Sit Near Us While Were Playing. This isnt limited to families! Look at america in LITERALLY ANY WAY, even just- taking a fucking compass and figuring out Where Is America According To Where I Am, and what do you see?

Violence, and all scholars here at tumblr can attest to the "Violence for Violence is the Rule Of Beasts". We are DESPERATE.

The common Man is ANXIOUS when it shouldnt. Look at all those posts that say "we may be lazy pieces of shit, but to our ancestors we are all the highest of kings" and think to yourself: How, and i can't stress this enough, The Fuck did we end up like this? You may reference the "mouse utopia" experiment but other than that the material is pretty fucking sparse

We all have had those times at school with yugioh/bakugan/beyblade

Where are they now.

Huh?

...

E x a c t l y .

Not to reference H:TP, but we're sick and in pain. We literally cant do this anymore. Growing up was supposed to be either cool or Just A Thing That Happens. But now?

Its that one scene in rick and morty where theyre having a massive breakdown, and that scene describes how puberty has been going for what im guessing is Anybody Young Enough to Be Almost Out Of It. Its already annoying that youre more hormones than human at that point, but nowdays? The world is an endless tornado of crack crap and malfunctioning "head honchos" that might as well have no heads at all! Its the downward spiral that EmpLemon talks about (its kind of his thing anyway like mine is being an all-encompassing stain on all fandoms that i know of) and yet, AND YET-!

Nobody is doing ANYTHING ever. We have problems like inequality global warming and all that, and the supposed "best state" is contorting itself into the reason there is a Separation Of Church And State section in the "how to make a country" rulebook because they think that "undesirables" (either LGBTQ people or addicts that genuinely want some help) want to turn their children into undesirables

Ironic. The "think of the children" motto is exactly the one thing we shouldnt have done to those poor kids.

They will live sheltered, unhealthy lives where their every whim is fulfilled regardless of what it IS. And once they go out in the real world they will think the others are the weird ones just because they dont bow to them. Even more ironic is this entire thing boils over into the concept of the Karen. A hateful being that is entitled to everything, but alas she is just what happens when a spoiled child isnt "fixed"

Do we... deserve this?

Is humanity just THAT fucked up, or we still have a chance... no because- i have looked at america for a long time. The so called "patriots" are some of the foulest people imaginable, and yet the "debauched godless deviants" are just guys that are Plainer Than White Bread but oh they have a rainbow pin so theyre gonna go to megalovania super hyperspace radioactive hell or something

The chain is gradual and month-based

For adults is perfect child - whining teen - useless adult

"My childhood was so awesome. Kids today don't even know!"

Isn't a flex.

It's a lament.

More people should understand that.

[sandersgrey]

Sometimes I remember how little explicit representation aspec people have in media and how most people have no idea what terms like "aroace" or "demisexual" mean and I feel the urge to commit a violence

[piccolo-noel]

therapy: expensive

scream-singing the greatest hits of the mechanisms, with the volume so loud it sounds like they're performing inside my skull, instead of doing homework: FREE

[demonicbusiness]

Well... beauty is in the eye of the beholder, even if they are obviously half blind in your case.

Some people make me want to smack a bitch, but apparently we don't throw the first punch, we throw the next few and the last. But never the first.

I may be a sarcastic, petty bitch but atleast I'm honest, to a fault but honest.

[memecatwings]

thinking about starting another fight w w/ncest tumblr just to Feel Something again