#GOOFY PIRATE GAME

[sharkrocket]

PIRATE MAJI PIRATE MAJI

[gummi-ships]

Kingdom Hearts 3 - The Caribbean

[jack-o-phantom]

WHY DO YOU DRAW FOXY SO HOT!?!?

the way I was having a horrible morning and the way that a hot Foxy made my day 😭🙏

I believe like many others, foxy was my favorite when the game came out (alongside mangle) BUT THANK YOU!!

Can you tell I love drawing teeth, the golden crowns are just a chef's kiss to his design

[damailbox]

Disney Adventures, September 2005

[rainbow-wolf120]

Cabin Boy: Pages 1-3

The first week on Razorbeard’s ship has been rough. No one seems to be too fond of Rayman. Hopefully he can prove himself worthy… eventually.

(No idea how long or how many pages this comic is gonna be so I shall wing it)

[goldkirk]

I AM LIVING MY 7 YEAR OLD ME’S DREAMS OF BEING LIKE JACK SPARROW ROBIN HOOD PIRATES

[mysticcopfriendegg]

[cloud-based-and-rainpilled]

I am wary of admitting when I’ve been wrong or been doing things inadequately, but I must address my folly in this case.

I’ve been aware of Our Flag Means Death since May and I’m just now getting into it wtf this is everything I’ve ever wanted and more 😭

[savageboar]

fuck ac odyssey is so fun. hilarious that ubisoft went downhill from the shitty forced heterosexual pregnancy dlc i will not be buying

[spotinthespiral]

If y'all ever see stuff on here for another Fandom I do deeply apologize (<- This blog has a blue pfp right now, just like another side-blog for another fandom, and I almost reblogged like 5 wrong things here today) Gonna fix my color-coating here soon and draw Captain Ironside so my vibes can be Red 👍

[studiousbotanist]

i freakin love this game !!!!!!

[guardianlioness]

Hey, fellow writers?

Your story is allowed to be genuine. You don’t have to undercut emotional moments when they could be perceived as silly. You can give me a kitchen sink fantasy world, and as long as you take it seriously, I will too.

[videnoirs]

why would ppl compare black sails and ofmd?? they couldn't be any different.

[whateveriwant]

Okay last one I swear

Some more silly, goofy, carefree sex with Simon because I love him <3

Simon who turns the pictures on your nightstand around because, even in spirit, he'll not have your nan bearing witness to what he's about to do to you.

Simon who tells bad jokes in the middle of sex that make him laugh so hard he loses his erection.

Simon who promises your breath doesn't smell in the morning, but the fact that he doesn't kiss you until after you've brushed your teeth is very telling.

Simon who gets distracted by the TV playing in the background because “D’ya know hyenas have 20cm clits?”

Simon who talks a big game and swears he's got the skills to back it up, but the moment he pushes inside you he immediately goes dumb.

Simon who’s so used to your shenanigans he doesn't even flinch when you sneak up behind him, grab him by the hips, and pretend to hump his butt.

Simon who hates when you press your icy toes against his legs, so he gets even by “warming his hands” between your thighs.

Simon who doesn't join you in your roaring belly laughter when he manages to somehow shoot his cum into his own eye.

Simon who tries whispering naughty things in your ear, only to find out you're ticklish when your shoulder slams into his chin.

Simon who's giving you 100% of his attention until he hears the delivery man puttering outside, and then he's darting out of bed, sex a total afterthought, as he makes sure he doesn't become a victim to porch pirates for the third time this month.

[damailbox]

Disney Adventures, June 1994

[hemmingsleclerc]

Holidays┃max verstappen

summary: Max and his family go to disney orlando <3

  ִֶָ 𖥔 ﾟ˖ ⊹ › ‹ ᵎ 𖧧. ⊹ ˖ ♡.˚˳១୨୧ ༘✰ ༘ ˚ ˚ ༘ ‧₊˚𖧧  ִֶָ 𖥔 ﾟ˖ ⊹ › ‹ ᵎ 𖧧. ⊹ ˖ ♡.˚˳១୨୧  ִֶָ 𖥔 ﾟ˖

Max was sitting behind the wheel of the family Mercedes, with Google Maps marking the route to Disney Orlando. Next to him sat Y/n , his longtime girlfriend, with a big smile on her face as she looked at her three children in the rearview mirror. Thomas, the eldest, (seven years old), had his face lit up as he watched the view out the window, Harry, (five), talked excitedly about all the attractions he wanted to go to, and little Aurora, just four years old, hugged happily her stuffed animal.

"Ready, everyone?" Max called out, earning a chorus of enthusiastic little "yes!" from the back seats.

The trip was full of laughter and fun games. As they drove, the kids chatted non-stop about all the attractions they wanted to go to and the characters they hoped to meet.

When they arrived, the view of the park was enough to make even Max excited. They parked and headed towards the entrance, Aurora was firmly attached to Max's hip who carried her while Thomas and Harry clung to Y/n's hands.

The first stop was the gift shop, where the real fun began. Thomas saw a Mickey Mouse hat and excitedly put it on his head. Harry chose a Goofy hat, laughing at the floppy ears. Aurora's eyes lit up when she saw a Rey costume from Star Wars and she excitedly held it up for Max to see.

"Can I get it, daddy? Please?" she pleaded, her eyes wide with hope.

"Of course, angel," Max replied, smiling as he looked for the size that would fit Aurora. She spun around, showing off her new outfit with pride, and became even more excited to see her mother coming to her with a lightsaber to complement her costume.

While strolling through the park, the family met various characters, collected autographs, and took countless photographs. Aurora squealed with joy when she saw Rey (and Anakin)and insisted on taking a photo with her, while Thomas and Harry took photos with every Marvel character they could find.

When it was time for the roller coasters, Max found himself in a difficult situation. Despite driving a car more than 200 kilometers, some of the Disney attractions were more than he expected. At the Tower of Terror, Max tightened his grip on the safety bar as the elevator descended, his eyes widening in fear and screaming in horror. Aurora, sitting next to him, laughed and patted his arm reassuringly, clearly enjoying the ride more than her father.

"Come on, daddy, it's fun!" Aurora laughed, her bright eyes shining with excitement.

Y/n couldn't help but chuckle at the sight of Max looking more terrified than his four-year-old daughter. "Having fun, darling?" she teased as they exited the ride.

"Loads," he replied, forcing a smile and trying to shake off the adrenaline.

The rest of the day was filled with more fun. Thomas and Harry dragged Y/n on every roller coaster they could find, their energy seemed endless. Max stayed with Aurora, going to calmer games for her age, and whom he occasionally picked up to see the parades and fireworks.

A particularly fun time was on the Pirates of the Caribbean ride. As the boat plunged over a small waterfall, Max let out an involuntary scream, much to the amusement of his children. Thomas and Harry couldn't stop laughing, and even Aurora joined in, clapping her hands in joy.

When they arrived at their hotel room, the children were exhausted but happy while Aurora was full asleep and Max carried her. Thomas and Harry snuggled into their bed , who were already half asleep, while Max tucked Aurora into her bed.

As he settled into bed next to Y/n, Max couldn't help but feel grateful for those moments with his beautiful family. Despite the scares, the day had been perfect.

"We should do this more often," he murmured, putting an arm around Y/n and closing his eyes.

"I totally agree," she replied softly, snuggling closer to him.