#GOOD MORNING???

[lesbiangiratina]

I woke up to a small earthquake ive never felt 1 of those before i didnt even register it as an earthquake i thought i was just fucked up

[runwayblues]

😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫

[naenaex0xx]

why is bed so warm .. but the air is so cold ...... TᵕT

[uncle-dusknoir]

[An image is attached! Basil's very obviously deep in the thick of the woods by now. There, in the shrubbery, is a shopping cart- overturned, damp from the drizzling Icirrus rain, in otherwise pristine condition. Deckard is perched on top of it, curiously sniffing around, and a few of the Shuppet are joining him in curious examination.]

[bizlybebo]

bro i fucking slept so hard i. knocked both the posters off my wall???

[unusualcliches]

So you know how Sunday mornings are for sleeping in and cuddling with your kid in bed? I mean, it's the best way to get some more sleep when the little devil comes get you up *and* also get some lazy cuddles in before they're up and about. I mastered this technique when mine was about two and it never failed me before. But it turns out preteens are a whole different beast.

It's been years since my now 12yo even attempted to wake me up, not since he learned how nice it was to have the house to himself all morning without an adult to "pester him" about playing videogames in his pjs for hours. This particular morning though he was hungrier than usual, and he likes to pretend I haven't been teaching him to make his own breakfast since he was *seven*. Naturally, I asked him to lie down with me for a little bit and was legitimately surprised when he went with it - those cuddles are super rare now so I was gonna indulge. But, of course, I fogot all about the smartphone attached to his hands at all times, and because teen boys can be very self-involved he didn't think to put on headphones before hitting play on his favorite youtuber's latest video.

All this to say... I don't think a full hour of a FIFA tournament is what they mean when they talk about the benefits of lucid dreaming 😅.

[livvyofthelake]

society if i could wake up before 2pm. what the hell. hi helloooo

[doctorsiren]

Oh Dipper, you would LOVE Chappell Roan

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

Hey now, Let her cook!

[solestella]

[theoldaeroplane]

worried that thing you put in your art or writing or game or music is too self-indulgent, too self-referential, too niche for anyone but yourself? fear not! you can do whatever you want forever. and you should.

[pajorko]

Sylwia Matysik to Köln?! 😳

[kittykatninja321]

If I was one of the omegaverse omegas I would just get a hysterectomy. Who has time to deal with all that shit just spay my ass

[valtsv]

when birth is depicted as body horror, as an act of violence

[soup-mother]

this is a niche one but instead of "they would not fuckin say that" it's "they would not fucking use American sign language".

ASL is not the only sign language. two british characters in your fanfiction would not be using ASL. England in fact has its own kind of sign language, BSL, that forms a sign family with many other sign languages around the world.

ASL isn't even the original member of its sign family, it comes from french sign language. do you know sign languages aren't related to spoken languages? that's an important one! it's not a direct 1:1 with people speaking English around the world. people in other countries don't learn ASL just in case they run into an usamerican or Canadian (who do often use it)

i know the entire world is the USA or whatever and sign languages do sometimes borrow from ASL for signs they don't have, but please be aware that there are other sign languages and families in the world that are not in fact ASL.

[n4rval]

i lied. here's a bonus.