#GOOD LUCK SOLIDERS O7

[jrwi-transgender-swag]

if chip doesnt win im blowing this fandom up like the big chipper

HJKFSDHJKFSD

[drippinginstarlight]

I will spam you to the ends of the earth. This may be my first boop rodeo but you will not win.

with the frequency of my tumblr crashes and how many boops you've sent me so far, you may be right... but i will fight until the end.

[thatoneluckybee]

I DONT KNOW MUCH BUT

I do know you should NOT cut them at the length you want them cause gravity and they will bounce up shorter than expected. Random YouTube video tidbit. Recommendation is to start at the chin at least

guys how the fuck do i cut bangs

[custom-emojis]

You don't think the fact that neopronouns have been around since the 1800s but still aren't used commonly is a sign that they're not viable?

"arent commonly used" bestie bro/bros are used excessively in internet culture and they are by definition a neopronoun.

also this is really poorly constructed bait, and nobody cares what you think about neopronouns in the year of our lord 2023. At no point in time has them 'not being commonly used' ever stopped anybody from doing just about anything in history, them being around since the 1800s solidifies the fact that self-created pronouns / descriptors and gender divergence is a normal human experience, not that its "not viable", and your insinuation that something not being Common meaning it's Not Viable is actually hilarious and you are Actually Just Stupid. Like straight up, i'm not gonna try and pretend to be nice about it- you're just ACTUALLY an idiot and the funny thing is every person who see's this post is gonna also see that you're an idiot, and you're not even aware of how stupid you actually are. Good luck and godspeed to you brave soldier it must be hell living life like that. O7

I rate this anon hate a solid 2/10, Try harder next time.

[wasyago]

Bug tango coming at the right time cuz your art is a massive inspiration for me and I was just thinking about how I might go about drawing a 4 armed character. Keep up the good work!

thank you :D

and good luck!!!!!!!!!!!!! the world needs more 4 armed characters to be honest, so go forth my solider o7

[infectiouspiss]

I'm seeing the tit show tonight and given the vids of Sister Daniel's skirt flip I've seen I'm very glad I had the foresight to masturbate earlier lol

(I'm in the middle of second puberty so it's even worse than usually...)

good luck solider if we get news that the building was lost in some sort of cum explosion i'll know it was you o7

[ingapotejtoo]

I forgot vhs4 started last week and have been racing to catch up. Started listening at 2x speed after seeing your suggestion and I think the fast funny voice makes it 100% funnier, esp when i’m treating the vods like a podcast at work. Ty!

I BELIEVE IN YOUUUU o7 GOOD LUCK SOLIDER YOU WILL CATCH UP ON THE VODS

I did notice that when you have it on x2 speed - especially during tricky towers - i wasn't able to handle like the fast? energetic and yknow jumpy music that they have being so high pitched and extremely fast. so there do be some pros and cons but godbless bossman doesnt play music durin streams so it's just a one off thing (also god bless pete for having separate audios so vods also get no music big w big w)

[tortellini-time]

My dnd campaign dashboard simulator

🌒 waterdeepfan5 Follow

Tbh i think people who think calinox is problematic really need to step away and being so toxic in the fanbase, adventuring has a very involved history and its really disrespectful to imply that :/

💜 bardsareoverrated Follow

bestie he dissolved people

🌒 waterdeepfan5 Follow

Hurtful thing to say but I’d expect nothing more from a WOSHA supporter :////

💜 bardsareoverrated Follow

GIRL YOU MEAN THE SAFETY REGULATIONS?

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🧜‍♀️ Vespaeisntreal919

Sorry for posting so much about Hornsblade family conspiracies lately. It turns out that I was getting mold poisoning from mire? Anyway I moved apartments and im good now. Check your walls y'all

#glad to move on from this fandom yall are TOXIC lmaoooo

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Ferport-girlie-deactivated18540927

RIP hepia you would have loved moon arson

🥺 prettypirate Follow

HERITAGE POST

📝 moonhater2323 Follow

How does this have less than 100k notes you could literally not avoid this post back in the 4180’s lmao

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🌄 timehater4ever Follow

People who go to taras as tourists are so cringe :/

#Like thats a god's domain, you cant go just for the shops

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🎀 Sillywizardhour Follow

I missed my wizardry test yesterday! :[[[[ Going to try to go back in time and retake it wish me luck! <333

🎀 Sillywizardhour Follow

taras

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🐌 snailsandspells

UGHHHH my boss is the WORSTTTT, i got eldritch madness from looking at the moon and hes not even giving me sick leave

#i hate it here

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👑 tumblrsfavoritedeitiytournament Follow

deities and gods - FINAL

Erkytimbers-steve-seeresults

🙈 chewingonrocks Follow

Of course these are the finalists lmao this website doesnt take anything seriously, i wish people would stop voting for these two just because of the memes and vote for one that actually does something like the mother of monsters

🤡 chaosforthebit Follow

Uhh dude erky timbers literally the god of dumb memes, idk what you were expecting #erkysweep

🐬 seasideloser Follow

I love the implication here that people still would have voted for the mother of monsters when she literally tried to fill several towns with bugbears 😭 like that was a pretty significant thing that happened

🍓 sapphicforthemoon Follow

And? God forbid women do anything

#why’d you have to pit two bad bitches against each otherr #anyways voting steve for my pet mimic

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Dot stans are literally so annoying. like her music is ok at best

🎸 radiohater

rip to this fallen solider o7

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⭐️ tryingmybest

Hi guys sorry I haven’t been posting lately got teleported to the benthic plane through a magic rift 💀 hoping to get my fic updated next week anyways :-) wish me luck lol

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@alaskannymph @cyclicalaberration @robot-aliens @mothecho @sweetnsourhearts

[the-mysterious-rover]

His eyes narrowed at Scar, chewing on the inside of his lip as he stared at the cards, before looking up at him with a small firm frown.

“Did you hurt any of my friends when you got out?” Rover questioned, his worry seeping slightly into his expression as he picked out one of the cards hesitantly.

"Ohhhhhhhhh, look who it is.... Hahahahahahahaha. Who am I kidding. We both know this isn't a coincidence. Isn't that right, dear rover?"

Out of seemingly nowhere, Scar snuck up behind the rover, flicking one of his black cards at the back of his head.

-@scar-of-fractsidus

((hi modddd :3 your scar rper has arrived))

Rover startled slightly at Scars voice, looking around and jumping when the card hit his head, turning on his heels to face Scar, "You... How did..."

He cut himself off, lips pursing before shaking his head, keeping his eyes locked on to Scar, "Of course it isn't a coincidence... How did you get out?"

[videogamelover99]

i never thought i'd see a different form a different time make a comeback . it really lives up to its name ..

i am absolutely ECSTATIC its getting a second chance though even if it might not be continued for very long i am so serious i think this fic changed my brain chemistry permanently going through everything i could find of it as a kid .

probably made up a good solid chunk of my writing process too along the way . sorry i just wanted to say you and mak's creation was absolutely mind blowing to me(and pengychan's fic by extension) and i wish you best of luck with the basically reboot !!!!!! i am so excited to see what you come up with o7

Ahhhhh you have no idea how much this means to me thank you 🥺🥺🥺

Like I totally get it, Pengy's fic changed MY brain chemistry back in the day, and to hear that same feedback is really flattering.

I hope you like what I have in store! All I can say is that I have a lot of stuff written already and a lot more exciting stuff planned 👀 I want the Flat Dreams AU fandom to come back so bad might as well take the first step hahaha.

[simple-seranade]

@hopepetal agent of chaos reporting for duty o7

Schlatt glances warily at his approaching opponent, the uproarious cheers of the crowd making his head pound. Rolling forward in a golden wheelchair, the man is dressed in a suit with a combination of colors so mismatched that Schlatt wonders if he even looked putting it on. To top it all off, a cartoonishly large top hat sits atop his head. Scars run across his nose and cheeks, proof of the battles he fought to get here- the disgraced president heard that crow guy’s wife got in a few solid swings.

He’s… ruggedly handsome, with a beaming grin and warm eyes behind the golden monocle he wears- even Schlatt will admit that. Still, something about him is sharp, a subtle piercing in his gaze as he looks Schlatt up and down. A voice as bubbly and smooth as a glass of champagne speaks up.

“So you’re my opponent! I’ve heard so much about you! The name is Scar, mayor of Good Times- and also the shopping district.” He sticks out a hand, which Schlatt slowly reaches forward and grasps.

He doesn’t know what he was expecting. But the feeling of the hand slotting firmly and perfectly into his, even just as a handshake, was definitely not it.

“Schlatt, rightful president of Manberg.” He looks his opponent up and down, studying him again, more intently. President, mayor… similar stories, in the end. Or, a small part of him that he quickly shuts up thinks, the beginning. 

“Now, Schlatt, buddy- can I call you buddy?- there’s really only one way this can go down. It’s great you made it this far, but as both the good guy and the HotGuy, I think it’s clear who this victor will be.”

Schlatt raises an eyebrow. “The good guy? Sounds rich from the guy strutting about in gold.”

“Things gotta be done for the greater good.” Scar leans back in his chair, surveying the former president. “Shame, too, a handsome guy like you could have gone far.”

Ah, so that’s this guy’s game. Jokes on him, Schlatt invented it.

“Well, the people like what they like. And my charisma and charm has gotten me this far, I wouldn’t count me out just yet.”

Something gleams in Scar’s eyes, and he glances around before motioning for Schlatt to bend down. He does so, only to nearly lose his balance as he’s tugged down by his tie.

 “I may be a business man, but I don’t think any amount of money I could charge for this would be fair. After all, you’re priceless.” Scar’s looking up at him with wide, faux innocent eyes, and oh hell, this is stupid, he’d have to be drunk to be flustered by this- oh wait. 

Whatever. As he said, two can play at that game. He plucks the hat off Scar’s head, holding it between them and the audience. “Call it a museum then, since you’re a masterpiece.”

Scar’s eyes widen, a faint pink dusting his cheeks before he smiles. It’s genuine, warm and sharp. “Well, I guess we’ve lingered long enough. Before the fight though-“ Schlatt’s too stunned to move as Scar tugs him down, pressing a gentle kiss to his cheek. It barely brushes him, but Schlatt can feel his face grow warm, much to his dismay. “- let’s meet up once this is all over, yeah?” The mayor says, finally releasing his opponent's tie.

All the president can do is nod as he straightens, balling his fists. Damn this outrageously handsome and charming man- that was his domain! Then again, he guesses that is what this battle is about.

Of course he manages to meet his possible match on the battlefield, both romantically and physically. He always gets this kind of luck.

Still, a small part of him still glows against the alcohol inside him as he dodged the first punch, excited for what’s to come- not just during the tournament, but after.

i wrote this solely to torture other tumblr users ngl, to all my friends: this was my feral indulgence for the week.

[large-penises-sporting-goods]

In honor of Manager Dee apparently being transferred to a different store in the district, here's a supercut of all her best and worst moments (aside from the googly eye nipples because I already posted that one)

Long post, most of it is under the cut

I'm pretty neutral about Dee tbh. She likes me, but she doesn't like Elliott so obvs I'm on Elliott's side 100 percent. Jane finds Dee a bit annoying as well, which is true because Dee lacks self awareness. But Dee is interesting to talk to sometimes.

Dee is very anti shoplifting, which I know will not win her any favors on this site. But it can be entertaining to watch her rage if it's, like, somebody stealing tons of adidas clothes to upsell them. (As opposed to someone stealing out of abject need) One time she made local news when she chased a shoplifter out of the store and tried to grab what he was holding, only for him to smack her. She was fine. The rest of us were less impressed by her cojones and more weary of her refusal to follow company policy about not getting into altercations.

Her first shift after being transferred to my store, she scolded Jane for not being a good enough closing manager. Jane did not deserve this. I took it personally because I always close with Jane so I was like "*sob* it's all MY fault Jane got yelled at :'(" so yeah bad first impressions Dee. A couple months later, Dee worked a closing shift and complained "ugh there's just not enough time to do [tasks she yelled at Jane for not doing]! Closing is hard" oh really Dee. You don't say.

We had an insightful conversation about autism once. Her son is in the process of being assessed, and she herself said she had autism traits as a kid but grew out of most of them. She seems like she's trying to do right by her kid, very anti stuff like Autism Speaks. I respect her for that.

She once insisted that cold air can give you pneumonia. I left some Google results contradicting this on one of the computers, because I wasn't about to start an argument directly. I don't think she ever saw but idc I rejoice in pettiness

One time, she reorganized a rack of clothes. When she saw Jane standing by the rack she had organized, she asked Jane her opinion on the newly organized clothes. Unfortunately, Dee said it as "Jane do you like my rack?" Jane took a solid 5 seconds to process this and figure out what Dee meant. 💀

In conclusion, even though I'm not super fond of Dee I'll still miss her. Good luck wherever you go, Dee. o7

[notahorseindisguise]

oh nooo 😭😭 i feel you tbh i was at this book festival earlier and youd THINK it would be so fun because books are cool but it was so boring.... good luck solider o7

YEAH UGH fun fact in town today there is a cd and record fair and i REALLY WANNA GO but im STUCK AT CHURCH. the fair ends at 3 and idk when ill be able to get there :(

[stitchthesewords]

Im really sorry, I looked for a solid 15-30 minutes but i can't find the animatic anywhere- I swear ive seen it somewhere though, so if you get a random tag in the next few hours (or days, im dedicated to finding this now) that's me

-🍂

LKSDGDASFLKHADFH LMAO good luck leaf anon! o7

[drdelicatetouchreturns]

good becuz cat rule 1 of you cant move a cat if they’re sitting on you

[Le flop] - ✏️ //good luck solider o7 i wish it to be a good day for you

//it was terrible :/

[gizm0-gadgetz]

hello mutual dearest

i may not know you very well but i have a list for you:

snowcone, nacho, the green one, the rainbow one, the purple one, the other purple one with green, the salmon one, the turquoise one, the maroon one, the aquamarine ish one, the brown one, and the pink one

not a clue how long itll take but mark my words

mark my fucking words

theyll be done eventually

I'm like 90% sure I know who this is

Good luck solider o7