#GONA GET YO

[sneakupandhitya]

marc in three fucking days EVERYONE PANIC AND SCREAM AND KILL EACHOTHER

[brainrot-stitch]

Sometimes I see a few letters on my screen in a combination that shows me "jrwi" and I remember alastyr cross so hard it makes me violently ill

[todayisafridaynight]

Is adachiwagi the choice for the old men yaoi enjoyers on a series that has their men be sixty without crows feet?? Only you can decide if Adachi and Kashiwagi are the hottest of them all

these words are hurting my eyes and i havent an idea exaclty what yo are tring to say but yeah. we live in a democracy we let the people decide.

[clover-hoe]

Idk if anyone has done this before, but im inspired so im gona do it!

A time-travel codywan dinluke fic- but Codywan is who travels forward in time to pre-BOBF. and are transformed into children. also kama-cody and plasma-wing-obi (they have invaded my brain and Will Not Leave) -Long text!!!!!!!

So, Luke and Din are just chilling, exploring a maybe-jedi-maybe-sith temple and suddenly, BOOM. Luke gets knocked down and Din flies across the room when a flash of light appears. Then, two small blorbs of color flash out as one with bright yellow wings draws a dark blue lighsaber and the other, in full child-sized stormtrooper armor, covers the others rear. The smoll winged one fights Luke for a few moments while the tiny trooper sees Din and fires at him.

luke gets downed, and the trooper has ditched the blaster for jumping at Din to try and get him down (nearly succeeding) Before Din gets the upper hand and pins him to the ground. Now that he can see both of them, the winged one has robes and the wings aren't quite attached to his body. the trooper has a kama with three stripes like a ray of sunshine, with other stripes of orange littering the body.

"Who are you?" Luke asks the child because he is not used to being beaten by an 11 yo.

turns out they are Obi-Wan Kenobi and Cody from the clone wars, and Luke almost has a seizure when he hears the names. The not-winged-anymore one, the Obi-Wan character, was his first master. But when Luke knew him, almost ten years ago, he was white-haired and in his 50/80's

How did they get back? Well, they where fighting Palpatine- the timeline they are from is different. The one Din and Luke are from is the same till mado s2- and he sent out a waive of sith magic, causing them to touch some sith artifact. Now they are here.

SO lets deep dive, shal we? The curse has it so the muscle memory and regular memories are in the bodies of 11 yo versions of themselves, mannerisms and all. This causes Obi-Wan to be a feral little shit, and Cody is super distant and cryptic.

little lore deets i want to add-

stwejoni where hunted for the plasma in their wings, so they isolated themselves from the galaxy and hated the jedi bc they did nothing

Hera, Ahsoka, Leia and Omega run around being chaotic in the New Republic, when their not off doing their own thing

everything about Obi-Wan and Cody from before shrunk-not Obi-Wans beard tho. that would be weird.

[yellow-rose-lady]

Here ya'll go! After a week (or more) of virtual silence, I have returned from the great dark depths of art block (somewhat) alive!

here's a comic I was working on. not really happy with it but it will do! (Click for better quality)

text:

Llyria: where is it?

Llydia: where's what?

Llyria: my hair tie!

Llydia: how am I supposed to know?

Llyria: 'cus YOU where the last one to use it!

wildfyre: yo, you gona stop em'? Lloyd: one day. all I ask for is one day. Arin: is this normal- Sora: no... i don't think so.

Nya: My, how barbaric! to fight your own sibling-

Kai: Yes, yes! barbaric indeed!

Zane: It appears they are demonstrating normal sibling behavior? Zane: *whisper* what's wrong with that?

like always more info and non-text versions under the cut!

here it is! I am so, so, sorry for how messy this whole thing looks, but I felt really bad for my absence and overall unmotivated this whole time.

but that's okay! I'm starting to get out of my funk so you can expect some more content (though don't hold me up on that!)

the main idea of what is happening in this piece is that the Garmadon sisters are arguing over a lost hair tie. I feel like this is a common enough occurrence between sisters who tend to borrow each other stuff without a second thought and overall wanted to add it. just a lil headcannon that they tend to fight over who owns what most often :p

[nijigay]

hiiii :3 I noticed ur one (of a few) ppl who ships boniji on tumblr, and I wanna know if you know any accounts/artists who ships them so I could follow them to satiate my boniji fixation >.< Also, some bocchi x nijika questions I wanna personally ask: what songs do you recommend that reminds you of them? Also, what are some boniji fanfics you recommend/like? I probably already read most of their fics but I wanna know what others like. Lastly, ur personal boniji headcanons if you don't mind sharing... 👉👈

I only ask blogs rarely cuz I'm shy so no need to answer immediately...

I'm just brainrotting over boniji so much! im so normal about them (◔‿◔)

AWAWAWA i love boniji like so much like too much like its become my main personality trait!

but youre right!!! it feels like boniji fans are mostly japan natives and there dont seem to be many english speaking boniji fans! ohhh i wish there was more of a following! imagine a boniji zine in the west! i would pay money to get involved with that

im kind of embarrassed about shoving my ships in ppls faces all the time and this might get long and its just me like rambling about my OTP so like .. gona put it under a read more lol. seriously this post is like almost 2k words long thats longer than my average fanfic chapter

i hate to be a shill but im going to be a shill for my fic recommendations:

ive been working on a lowkey corny boniji hanahaki fic on AO3 and some other oneshots, so maybe you would be willing to check my own stuff out?? (if u want .-. im really amateur with this stuff despite being an art student lol) its been on hiatus for like half a year but im just adhd af and keep restarting. im still working on it frequently tho and im secretly hoping to start updating on a consistent basis soon. but i also liked fics like "Midnight and Daydreams" and "Bubblegum Detergent" and "A Sellout Night" and "Just Enough to be Enough" and "A Kiss is Not A Cure". MANNN i remember that last one fucked me up bad when it was posted. it was only the second ever dedicated boniji fic and like I LOVE angst but with how small the sample size of fics was at the time it was like AUFHAUIJKADGF. all those fics are super super good though! i also love the third one, i love the trans bocchi HC personally

umm as far songs songs tho, i guess the ones i associate with boniji most are:

"veil" by keina suda, i remember drafting some animatic for an angsty AU of Hitori living on post-Kessoku

"STEP&CLAP" by yoshino aoyama (aka yoppi aka bocchis VA <3), i think yoppi making the song speaks for itself but its a rly cute song and i love thinking of Hitori and Nijika like tap dancing to it?? check out the rest of yoppi's debut album too!! her voice is so pretty and i was so happy finding out that there are 11 songs with her voice, instead of the 1 from the anime

idk why but i also think of them a lot when listening to PMMM's ost by yuki kaijuri, like "desiderium" and "not yet" and "mada dame yo"? these r kinda a stretch though but idk!!

i also like compiling music that reminds me of them into spotify playlists, if youd like some inspiration for your own! this one and also this angstier one

i have a lot of boniji headcanons but i feel like its hard for me to like list them all in one spot because they usually come to me with context during relevant conversations?? but ill list whatever i can think of!:

this ones not necessarily boniji but i was thinking about it like an hour ago, but i really like the idea of Seika being a huge boniji supporter. like in the source material she already finds Bocchi really cute, so I get the impression she would really like to be an older sister figure for Bocchi (and probably gets jealous of Kikuri for holding that spot in Bocchi's life lol), and so Nijika being a potential love interest for Bocchi would make Seika double down hard on supporting boniji. she'd probably be the one who brings Bocchi up to Nijika more than Nijika would bring her up to Seika?? i also like to imagine that for Seika she has a similar complex to Yoyoko. but instead of "Bocchi is stealing my spot as Hiroi's younger sister figure," it would be "Kikuri is stealing my spot as Bocchi's older sister figure" LOL . if that makes any sense at all

this ones actually taken from a japanese twitter user, but they moved on from boniji after the anime ended. but they had some headcanons that REALLY stuck with me. my favorite was the idea that Bocchi and Nijika both have inferiority complexes with one another. iirc their (translated) words were along the lines of "Bocchi thinks of Nijika as a pure, comforting light in her life, one that could be muddied if Bocchi got involved with her. On the other hand, Nijika thinks of Bocchi as a reliable hero who outshines an ordinary girl like her." i just REALLY like it. it also reminds me of this conversation that Yoppi and Suzushiro had on the BTR podcast, about Bocchi and Nijika's first meeting! like nijika literally brought light into Bocchi's life awdsfsgdhgfjh

actually that same user above also made a tweet that is the reason why i associate Keina Suda's "veil" with boniji! they made a tweet about an AU idea, where, in the event that Nijika would ever pass away, Seika would give Bocchi her ribbon, which Hitori would wear from that point onwards as she continues to play music to honor Nijika's memory. they also suggested that in the opposite event of Hitori passing away, Nijika would possibly do something very rash out of despair but thats dark hahaha!!!!

i kinda think this goes without saying and i think its actually a fairly common HC for BTR characters in general, but I can definitely see Bocchi being trans

I like to imagine that shortly after Volume 2, Bocchi and Nijika would probably have another conversation

eventually, i'm sure if Bocchi and Nijika pursued a relationship that they'd eventually move in together (or like into the same room? if Kessoku Band had a sharehouse?), and since both Bocchi and Nijika tend to be minimalistic with their room decor, their shared room would again become filled with a ton of Ryo's clothes and items and instruments, like how Nijika's room at Seika's apartment is

i think they'd both end up being really touchy with each other, especially when nervous? Bocchi kind of already does this when she's in new places (eg bringing Kita to Shimokitazawa, or going to FOLT for the first time and being dragged by Nijika), but I think it would grow to them finding comfort with each other?

idk if this is necessarily a HC but i really like how Bocchi and Nijika emotionally support each other, even in source. Nijika is shown to have a really good read on Bocchi (to the point of Bocchi worrying that Nijika is actually a psychic), knowing Bocchi's common thought processes, and picking up from Bocchi's mother during her first visit to Kanazawa that karaage chicken can bring Bocchi out of her anxiety attacks, and seems to be the only character who actually comments on Bocchi's growth as an individual and actively tries to facilitate it; but she also doesn't lovebomb Bocchi with praise, striking what seems to be a good balance for pushing Bocchi but also being a reliable confidant for her too.

one of my favorite details from the anime that i really feel doesnt get talked about as often as it should is when Nijika finally notices that Bocchi is guitarhero! she definitely wasn't the first to notice (Seika noticed first, but it seemed like Seika only knew about guitarhero via Nijika. When she notices that Bocchi's playing sounds familiar, her thought process immediately goes towards wondering why Nijika isn't noticing, and then she just tells them to get back to work) but she was the first one that Bocchi admits it too. but my favorite part is how Bocchi says that she wanted to change and grow as a person before telling them the truth, and she says that she especially wanted to grow before Nijika in particular found out! its just really cute, i love how Bocchi was worried about disappointing Nijika. and i like how, after some growth, Bocchi's dream turns from "becoming popular" to "making Kessoku Band the best band it can be" which is like almost basically the same as Nijika's dream! and so it's really nice when Bocchi doubles down on that goal by not remotely entertaining the idea of leaving Kessoku Band, even when goaded by promises of popularity.

last headcanon! because i ran out of thoughts and just came up with this on the spot. but i also like the idea that as the years go on, Bocchi and Nijika in particular may kind of become more similar in personality. i mean, they'd definitely still be distinctly them, but i like to think that Bocchi would eventually start picking up more optimistic habits and stop grimacing all the time, while Nijika would eventually become a little more lax and not reflexively try to dismiss her own negative feelings via looking at the silver lining. i thought of that when Nijika kinda dismisses her family dynamics with her mother's passing and her father's neglect after Kessoku's first real performance, as well as Nijika seeming to admit after inhaling Bocchi Dust(?) during her and Kita's Kanazawa visit that some of her optimism is performative

ok another one Nijika seems to have her art skills commented on sometimes so i like to imagine she has doodles of Bocchi in her sketchbook (alongside everyone else but mostly Bocchi). like think of like Miles Morales drawing a ton of Gwen Stacy like that kinda deal but with Nijika drawing Bocchi. and like Bocchi finds the sketchbook and Nijika freaks out and Bocchi actually doesnt look bc she doesnt want to do something wrong. but then Ryo or Kita take it and look instead and then show Bocchi and Bocchi melts into a flustered puddle

wowwow this got long! sorry! i really mean it when im like OBSESSED with these two like i think ive thought about them on a daily basis ever since the episode aired where Nijika bought Bocchi a cola. isnt that cute, too!? she picked up on Bocchi's favorite soda so quickly! and her buying a box of energy drinks for Bocchi despite not understanding why at all! girlfriend behavior

i really really want to make more boniji content, i'd like to be more active in posting my fics and drabbles and drawings, someday soon. right now most of my boniji content is just illegible sketches in my sketchbook lol

also thank u so much for like sending this ask im like BEGGING internally all the time to be given the chance to talk about them! i dont think theyre like a rarepair or anything, especially with them seeming to be like the second most popular BTR ship in japan, but i do think that not many people talk to them in the english side of the fandom! theyre super super cute and have really good chemistry.

this entire post is probably like a total carwreck i hope its even readable

ill also use this post as an excuse to post my own HCs for a Kessoku Band's relations chart. it's a bonus for reading this far. i'm sorry for draining 22 HP from you with this brain dump

[eminemovulation]

shovelwaRE brain gamew wrap

gona play shovelwares brain game and do all the TRIBIA

i choose the music category bwcxausew im a rapper YEAHUH

dancing banana hads a dark secrets.... SHHHH dont tell 🤫🤫

but hes such a silly game show host!! and hes yell. ow.

annoucner reads off the questions hes a silly mic

i got 87 points im so christlike :-)

oh boy i win the prize it is a lunchbox!!

banana face on it ! woah that rocks!!!!

boardyu has a question for me hes a board

woah thats ones trickky its leaving me FLORED

the nephews are little guys theyre just children yo

they shouldnt be working they need more time to grow

that gay pear wqont stop heckling the show i think hes quite rude

like stop being mean and watch the games dude!!!! -_-'

the cherries so so so so so so so mean to my boy the mic

i;ll defeat them all! because im so cristlike (x2)

get ready!! new gsame shovelware studios holluywood!

i heard that tis silly and a little bit good lets GOOOOOOOOOOOO

DONT GO INTO SOUND STAGE 7 ALONE AT NIGHT OIR HE WILL GET YOU LOOK OUT HE WILL GEYT UO HE WILL GET UYOU HWE WIL GHET U

[julipot2]

hello nsfw anon crush female reader fic

mdni plz dm if u have a problem

hes texting 'omw home' but youre already tired and almost falling asleep. little do you know how hard ge gets when he walks in the room to see you donning clad underwear and and his oversized shirt that has rided 2/3 up past your stomach. he wakes you up with kisses and you blink your tired eyes to feel his hands carressing the deep curves of your waist. neither of you need to speak to know what the other is thinking. you bring his head in for a kiss and run your hands through his hair giving him the small scratches that make him melt for you. he puts a hand between your legs and squeezes your inner thigh to assert dominance. now hes nipping at your neck and leaving hickies while you moan angels melody into his ears.

both tired, you sleep cockwarming him but once the sun rises, you fuck like dogs in the morning and arent finished until brunch time.

yo sorry got lazy probably gona continue this "8r

[me-am-nacho]

yo nazis get off my blog im a big scary jew and im gona zap ya with my cash ray

Identifying fascists and their friends on tumblr

Most important step--who do they reblog from? If they reblog from fascists, they're a fascist. Look out for the following things in URLs/bios/posts. If you see it, it MIGHT be unintentional, but 95% of the time the person is a reactionary.

NOT A COMPLETE LIST. More can be found on the Anti-Defamation League's website. Feel free to add your own.

Antisemitic Dogwhistles:

(((Triple parentheses)))--used by antisemites to identify Jewish names

"Cultural Marxists"--means Jews

"The mysterious, wealthy elites"--means Jews

"Powerful satanic pedophiles"--means Jews

"XYZ Jew or rich person is secretly a lizard/robot/alien"--hearkens to the Jews control the world narrative

Generalized statements about Israel as a major global power/influencing the US

"Controlled media"

"International bankers"

Referencing "certain people on the east coast of the US"

"New York intellectual"

"Dual loyalty"

Overt fixation on the Rothschilds/George Soros

Depictions of unlikeable people as having hooded eyelids, dark curly hair, large hooked noses

"Controlling the masses, puppet master, mastermind"

References to or depictions of the happy merchant

ZOG/Zionist Occupied Government

Nonspecific language and rhetoric often used by fascists/friends of fascists:

Cumbrain

Smoothbrain--eugenicist phrasing

Correcting for overpopulation--ecofascist rhetoric

Degenerate

Social Darwinism/survival of the fittest/natural selection

Traditional values

Symbology to double check:

Scandinavian symbology (inc. Norse runes)

American front cross

Celtic cross

Depictions of German soldiers (w/ or w/o swastika)

Imperial German flag

Iron Cross

Eagle (akin to Nazi eagle)

Pepe the Frog (for real)

Wojak (paying attention to any other symbols added to it or showing a deformed head/damaged brain)

URLs + Self-identifiers to be wary of:

Trad/traditional/traditionalist

Monarchist

Punished

Risen

Nationalist

Crucified

Aryan

Unforgiven

Patriarch

Patriot

Fallen

Chad

Egalitarian

Unrepentant

Prussia/Prussian

Liberty

Anglican

Catholicism/saints/church (yep)

Numbers to look at:

83

14 88 (together or individually)

[todayisafridaynight]

I want to have an arranged marriage between Daigo and ME!!! Serious question though what do you think Daigo would be like as a husband?

cant answer this question i feel the spirit of yoshitaka mine take over and i snarl and growl and bite at you

[muxas-world]

Im chosing el tema de mi tesis and well im not well 🤢🤧 why dou yo meen this decision wiill afect an investigation for 6 mont and is gona be part of the project i will use to get a masters

[user380511840]

short lil rant but i’m gona try my best to stay sober honestly i need to and i don’t wana fuck yo what i have going for me im doing rly good and justin asked me today ab my sobriety which made me feel good he’s concerned and he gets it. glad that happened. i just need to keep it up and not do anything else anymore it’s too much.

[100696]

WHY HUSTLE CULTURE IS SO TOXIC?

Even if we’re commited to engaging with self-compassion ourselves it can be hard to be in a society that’s like hustle culture all the time. And I think one of the first kind of ways of deal is to recognise that thats true. Recognize that when you looked on LinkedIn, When you look on social media, you’re gona see people who are push, push, pushing but that doesn’t necessarily lead to their happiness. So I think one of the way to fight the hustle culture that we experience across society is to remember that its a myth.

Pushing ourselves endlessly trying to achieve perfection which is impossible,

its not gonna make us feel as good as I think the advertisements really suggests its gonna wind up being hindrance to our well-being much more than we expect.

we all can get swept up in the culture of wanting to do more. so if you’re feeling like “Ah, I wanna be kind to myself but i really don’t wanna let go of that ambition” One thing to recognize is that giving yourself the benefit of doubt treating yourself like a friend is the way to perform better Once you know that you can king of engage with self kindness with a lil bit more confidence.

Another thing to remember that this culture of hustle, hustle, hustle often winds up putting us to an individualist mindset and everything we know of the happiness that happiness is really other-oriented so if you can get out of the mindset of doing for me, me, me and focus on other people it can be a way yo achieve a lil bit more happiness to break the hustle culture mindset and happier people tend to perform better. I think the final way of getting out of hustle culture mindset is to take steps back, and to experience a lil bit of gratitude, really take time to smell the roses often our hustle culture is about sort of speeding onto the next thing, right? at the next mountain ot peak that we’re trying to go over so that moment of gratitude that moment of awareness can sometimes break you out of that mindset of doing more, more, more to notice how far you’ve come, and what you’ve achieved so far.

[wtf-tfw]

THE DAMNATION OF THE PARADIGM: AN EXPLORATION OF BISCUIT THE DOG AND WAR CRIMES IN AMERICAN MEDICAL STUDY

biscuit the dog : "oh boy goody i cant wait to infiltrate the pentagon with my superior intellect. it is so much fun and my harmless hobby."

do you fucking understand me biscuit the dog. do you . stop it now. you are dang

erouts.

i bought this pigeon (very old) sleeps on the sidewalk image for 12 dollars. best money ever spent except maybe on a donut.

https://www.exploratorium.edu/sites/default/files/DippingBird_DSC_9142.gif

deep down we knew that we were never coming back. never coming back from the horrors of war. it was going to ruin us forever. we were never going to upload that cartoon episode to that website. it wasn't right. we could not act with honor. with dignity. with a tunamelt swandwich in our big sexy hands.

god. GOD. GOD. WE COULD HAVE HAD A LIFE TOGETHER. YOU MERMAID. YOU FUCKING RUINED IT ALL.

THE HEDONISM. THE WASTED WARS OF THE HEAT OF THE MOMENT. YOU RUINED IT ALL

acadamey sports and outdoot.'

MEANWHILE. IN THE MEADOWS. A MIRACLE IS AWAKENING.

MAKE A SANDWICH, SANDEIWCH MAN. YOU KNOW WHY THE SUN SETS AND RISES IN THE EAST. IT RETURNS TO YOU LIKE A BOOMERANG, DOESNT IT. TEL ME THE TRUTH MY BALS ITCH. GOD

im gona get all up in yo face boy.

HUH????????????????????? LET IM GO DONT HURT IM MA!!!! HES JUST A BOY. WHAT ARE YOU DOING DEAR GOD THE HUMANITY.

biscuif the dog: i am a little pupoy snif sniff. cootie cutter. i sure do have insconspicuous ohbbies.

alfred: "BUSCUIT LOOK OUT!!!!!!!!!! THE MONK IS GOING TO GET YOU!!!!"

PRAISE THE LORDD drumstcuk

THE MONK: BEGONE FOUL THING!!!!!!!

WEEP. WEEP IN THE STREETS. BISCUIT IS DEFEATED.

[ TO BE CONTINUIED] ]

[georgipopovich-voiceblog]

"AH!" She gasps, growing redder as she grips onto her lover, body quaking as she gets closer and closer to her peak. "Y-g..g.on..yo.....gona......." SHe squeaks, eyes now full of tears and overflowing down her cheeks.

Magic Spark

Without a doubt, this is the scariest thing this witch could face. Packing up her magical items, her cauldron and wand, her books upon books, and moving it into her boyfriend's flat beside her brand new school. Why is it so scary? Who knows?

But the moment she opens up the back of the moving van, she stared at her things, almost wondering if she should abandon it in here and drive back another two hours to her old cottage. "...Andre...?" She calls. "Classes start tomorrow or the day after?"

"Tomorrow, Yulia." The incubus groans, looking up from his spot on the front steps. "I swear, your memory is cursed."

"I'm sorry." She shakes her head, reaching forward to drag her boxes closer. "I'm just....worried, I can't stop thinking about home."

"Well, stop. This is your home now. You finally have neighbors. Be nice to them, maybe you'll make some friends." He says, scrolling on his phone.

With a sigh, she looks around the bustling street. True. This is her first time being neighbors with others, and the first time she would be taking actual magic classes.

@porkkatsuyuuri

[chilei-the-hotsauce]

yo girl one day im gona get a lightsaber and actually be able to spin