#GOING TO THE WOODS WITH HER NOW 🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️

[magpod-confessions]

I’m gonna say this here because I’m too scared to on my blog, but I really hate Martin. I feel like a lot of it might be a lot of the fandom saying what a nice sweet person he is, but even within the podcast I really just don’t like him.

(Sorry this is so long.)

In season 1 he was fine, a bit annoying maybe, but I also kinda think his voice is annoying (I am sorry Mr. Newall)

Again, in season 2 he was fine, I guess.

In season 3 he was a bit more annoying to me but still fine.

In season 4 we hardly even saw him, but it was during the “let’s gouge our eyes out and make out” scene that I really disliked him, he just seemed unnecessarily cruel to Jon. Like, laughing at him and mockingly telling him he’s not going to do it, I don’t know if we were meant to think Peter was listening or something, but he never apologizes to Jon, I think, or explains why he reacted that way. Also in this season, we get to see just how petty he can be, when he talks to Daisy and ask her about the coffin, it just seems cruel; she was in the coffin for nine months and had only been out of it for two, and now Martin’s bringing it up and compares him reminding her of her trauma to that time a year and a half ago she was mean to him. Yes, I’m aware it was abuse of her authority, and maybe I just think it’s so petty because Jon didn’t hold a grudge against her even after she dragged him out to the woods to kill him.

Anyway, season 5 is where I have the most issues with him, he just complains half the time, has such a “I know better than you” attitude to Jon, who can know almost literally anything, and he’s such a Hypocrite. I absolutely hate how he was in season 5; he’ll be like “Jon, don’t make it my decision” and then immediately complain about Jon’s choice, or “Jon, You need to kill this person right now, their torturing children, what do mean you’re not going to? You need to because I say so, never mind the fact that you know way more about the situation than I do” and so many other things.

Honestly though, I’d be fine with him if anyone actually called him out on his behavior, but anytime Jon snaps at him Jon immediately apologizes, which does fit Jon’s character, but there’s no other character to really call him out, because every other character hates Jon too much to criticize Martin.

I don’t know, am I being unfair to him? Is there something I’m missing about him?🗣️

Yeaa. I would say Jon does hold a grudge, but Martin doesnt rly know that and Jon definitely doesnt outwardly act like he holds one. Anyways I get what youre saying and agree, Im not a fan of martin either

[leonenjoyer69]

*Inbox Invasion* Free ramble card!! Make it a long one, About literally anything, anything at all, can even switch topics constantly. This is literally just for fun.

LGOWKFLEKVK LET'S GOOO 🗣️🗣️

Okay so, starting off strong, let's go music. Will Wood and the Tapeworms, right? A few weeks ago I listened to both versions of every song twice to find which versions I liked better for when I eventually burned CDs (my car is old af, bbg ain't even got an aux, but also her ass ain't got an engine rn 💀) for the albums.

My verdict for Self-Ish? Literally all the songs are the exact same, except Self-, -Ish (which just sound a wee bit different), and Dr Sunshine is dead (which just has a longer outro in the original).

EVERYTHING IS A LOT THO? Some big differences in some songs. So here's my preferences:

6 up 5 oh- Remaster, the "oh how I know how I go.." Part just sounds better to me

(Bones)- Remaster, the radio/tv talk at the end isn't glitchy and stuff, like the OG

Front Street- Original, I like the snaps (tapping?) Behind the pre-chorus, along with the dialogue clip. But, also, I like how much clearer everything is in the remaster, so I'm kinda torn.

¡Akiado!- Original, I am,,,, not a fan of the extra end part in the remaster

White knuckle Jerk- Original. The background(?) Voices are quieter and sound kinda different. Idk I may be wrong about that tho.

Cover this song- Original. I hate hate HATE Batman will wood growling in my ear, please never make me listen to that version again, it was a genuine jump scare. (EDIT: THE REMASTER JUST PLAYED ON MY SPOTIFY AND??? HE'S NOT BATMAN ANYMORE??? IS MY SPOTIFY BROKEN?? PLZ IK I'M NOT CRAZY)

Thermodynamic Lawyer- Remaster. Not really a fan of the robot voice in the original.

Red Moon- original, his voice seems quieter or more drowned out in the remaster.

Lysergide Daydream- Original, don't remember why, so vibes ig lmao, there's not really a difference between the two

The First Step- Remaster, I think it just sounds a little clearer

Jimmy Mushrooms- either, they're literally the same lmao

Chemical Overreaction- original. WE CAN'T STOP HERE, THIS IS BAT COUNTRY 🗣️🗣️ need I say more?

Everything is a lot- Remaster, so then I don't have to listen to construction noises (or destroy to enjoy in general) 😋😋

So yeah, ig that's my dream Everything is A Lot album.

BUT NOW!! more music! But Chonny Jash this time!! Specifically the Ballad of Dr Jekyll and Bargaining/compromise.

First of all, I love the lyrical differences!! Ballad Jekyll leaning more towards blaming Hyde for everything and being way more self-pitying, while B/G Jekyll seems to have more of a subdued acceptance? Like, Ballad Jekyll is a lot more emotional and bitter, while B/C seems to take more of the responsibility. Also!! I like how in B/C Jekyll seems to be with someone else, while Ballad Jekyll seems to be alone. The contrast between the last lines ("but if it takes Mr Hyde with me, then I'm glad to hang" V.S. "so take my hand, hold it till the end") really does show that bitter self destructiveness vs that sad, duty-driven acceptance. AND LIKE UGHHH JUST THE LYRICS OF B/C IN GENERAL!! I LOVE IT SO MUCH!!

Also, the Mr Hyde Jive? I love Hyde being a silly fellow. Literally just being like "damn, I'm not the villain, smh, lemme go have some fun for you gayboy 🗣️🗣️ (might still ruin lives tho!! I am vice, teehee)"

Yk what? Fuck it, this whole ramble will be music. THE JEKYLL AND HYDE MUSICAL 🗣️🗣️🗣️ I love Anthony Warlow so much, all the Jekyll or Hyde-centric songs are so eoughhhh ughhhhh AHHHH. Favorite songs rn? Board of Governors, His Work and Nothing More, The World Has Gone Insane, This is the Moment, Transformation--I JUST UGHHH I love listening to his screams idk man. also Alive. I also love you, Gabriel John Utterson. His parts are so fun to sing.

BUT!! the absolute hold Board of Governors has on me is insane. Every time I hear the intro begin to play through my tv I look up. I'm literally pavlov dogged to that shit. It's basically a requirement for me to go "THE BOARD OF GOVERNORS OF ST JUDE'S HOSPITAL IS NOW IN SESSION!" every time it plays. I love sassy Jekyll and Stride, it's so funny, like yes!!! The girls are fighting!! The absolute sass of half that cast is crazy. I have every part memorized, I AM the entire cast and recreate it expertly 🗣️🗣️

Anyways, yeah, I love Utterson too, his voice is in my range perfectly, he's literally my bbg. All his parts in How Can I Continue On and His Work and Nothing More? Kdoelvkskfldk I love him I love him. JEKYLL THO? shaking him aggressively (lovingly) I want to chew on him and rip him apart. Warlow's voice for him is so EOUGJDJDKKD ‼️‼️‼️

OKAY THAT'S ALL FOR NOW, TYSM FOR THIS!! ILY, LOYAL SCIENTIST 🗣️🗣️🗣️

[valentinamasked]

TENTH DOCTOR/READER 🗣️🗣️

(In which the Reader and Doctor are separated and he is captured. The reader, actually a shapeshifter, saves the Doctor from a werewolf, reader is critically injured in the process and the two barely make it out alive. Back in the TARDIS, he helps bandage her wounds and waits for her to wake up. Fluff ensues 🤞🤞, first time doing this)

Tags; angst, near death experience, gore, fluff, friends to lovers

‘How the hell did this happen?’ The Doctor thought to himself, ‘One minute I’m with y/n, exploring 1604 London, the next we’re separated and I’m in the woods, chained to blessed tree.’

The Do for huffs, tugging on his restraints once more, the chains were digging harshly into his skin. He glanced around, no one was here. Other than the cage before him, which would rattle on occasion and the beast inside would growl. He knew what it was, he had heard the growl many times before.

He was going to be fed to a werewolf, apparently.

‘Wonder if y/N’s alright, I hope so.’ Even in danger he still thought of his recent companion, Y/N L/N. A girl whom he met a few months ago. He had learned very quickly she wasn’t human, by the way her eyes were an unnatural golden to the sharp fangs that appear occasionally. Course the golden eyes were a dead give away, they stood out the most. And he’d admit it, they were..enchanting. Such a pretty color, they were.

When he found out what she was, he was intrigued greatly, asking many questions? To which she’d answer honestly.

“What does that form look like?” “Brown fur, I’m taller than the average human. Though, I’d be just a few inches above you.” “Is your whole family like this?” “Only my mothers side, and even then it’s a rare gene.” “Have you ever fought in that form?” “No.” “Why not?” “..because I don’t want to hurt anyone.”

Y/N was a remarkable woman, she had both the brains and brawn. Apparently, before he came along, she was the best tracker in her family, and the fastest.

She showed him her culture, taught him her language, taught him dances and sang her people’s songs. Everything about her was so interesting and the Doctor loved learning about everything she had to offer. She loved her, regrettably. She was such a genius, it was hard not to love her.

He looked at the ground, silently hoping she was okay.

He perked up when he heard footsteps, watching with honey colored eyes as three humans adorned in black cloaks appeared from the shadows. They circled around towards him, the tallest looking down at him.

“You should feel lucky.” He said, voice low and gruff, “You will be the first sacrifice to our king.”

The second tallest hummed, “With your blood, he will grow stronger.”

“And even stronger with the next sacrifice.” The smallest added.

“I’m sure he will grow to be a strong king, though I do hope not as bad as the king right now. I mean..Jane isn’t exactly popular is he? With that laziness—“

“SILENCE.” The tallest shouted and The Doctor allowed himself to smile goofily. He liked annoying his captors. “Behind us, in that cage, is our king. As soon as we release him, he will feast upon you.”

“I’m not sure I’d taste too good, I’m quite lanky, don’t have a lot of meat on me.” The Doctor bit his lip, sensing the tallest’s annoyance. “I mean..shouldn’t you go after someone else? Someone with more meat on their bones?”

“Can we just let the king out already?” The smallest whined, impatiently.

“Enough of this. Marcus, I’m letting him out!” The second tallest quipped as she turned and walked towards the cage. Marcus, the tallest, accompanied her.

The Doctor watched as the smallest walked off into the shadows, giggling like a madman. He looked around as he heard someone call out; “”. He smiled, she was here.

The call echoed through the forest and the werewolf in the cage growled loudly, the two tall humans letting it free. Just as they did, it leapt from the cage and but down onto the woman’s shoulder, tearing her arm off and allowing her to fall, screaming in pain. Marcus went to rush after her, but his so called kings fangs engulf his throat and ripped it out.

The Doctor watched as the werewolf snarled at him, saliva dripping from its lower lip. Blood stained it’s snout and it stalked towards him, beady red eyes staring him down. It was a beautiful white werewolf, long fur, curly too.

As sudden as a thunderbolt, a large brown wolf revealed itself and tackled the white one.

Y/N pinned the white one to the ground, grabbing its cheek and shaking it around, blood spilling from the new wound. The werewolf kicked her off and she fell back, quickly standing. Her tail whipped around behind her as the two circled one another, both letting out loud growls and snarls.

The white charged towards her and charged as well, the two hitting one another in a way that forced them onto their hind legs. They bit at one another, Y/N latching onto its throat and sinking her sharp teeth into the fur and flesh beneath. Blood pooled into her mouth and she heard it scream in pain.

She reared back and but it’s ear, ripping it clean off. With the werewolf distracted by the pain, she pinned it one more and sank her teeth into its neck once more, pulling harshly. The beast beneath her kicked and pushed, attempting to get away. She growled, tears of anger and rage filling her eyes. She would kill this beast! She would! So it wouldn’t hurt The Doctor! Not anyone!

She heard a soft voice call her name and she froze, before she snarled and threw the werewolf down a small hill. She could hear it’s heavy breathing and small whines of pain.

Scoffing, she made her way to her friend, watching him smile lazily at her made her roll her eyes. She carefully grabbed the chains between her teeth and crushed them with her jaws. The Doctor stared at her, amazed.

“That-you are so remarkable! How did you do that? How powerful are your jaws—!”

Y/N wailed in pain as a searing pain entered her shoulder and she turned to the left, attempting to bite at whatever was attacking her. A glance of white and she knew.

She should’ve killed it!

She growled, feeling her blood course through her brown fur. Rushing forward, she leapt into the air and brought herself down upon her back. She heard the werewolf roar in pain and she stood, going to attack once more until it latched onto her throat. She growled, placing her paw upon its stomach and taking her claws against it, effectively ripping its stomach up and open.

This didn’t stop it though, and she began to jump around, trying to get it off. It was no use. At least it would die with her.

Suddenly, something was being shot at her and she screamed, feeling the werewolf let go and scream as well. That noise—!

She looked at the Doctor, of course, he was using the screwdriver! He saved her! As the sound stopped, She rushed forward and used her head to throw him onto her back, running off into the forest.

She felt fingers entangle her fur and she growled lowly, leaping over a fallen tree.

“It’s chasing us! I’ve got it!” That sound again, though it wasn’t directed at her it made her ears ring. She growled louder, shaking her head around. “Oh-! That hurts you too, sorry, love!”

The ringing stopped and she jumped out of the woods, into a dirt road, where a man and his horse came to an abrupt stop. Y/N was quick to continue running, The Doctor tightening his grip.

“You’re bleeding! We won’t get far-“

‘SHUT IT.’ Y/N growled, the Doctor smiling.

“There you are! He’s not following us anymore- I think you killed him. Which, by the way, that fight was incredible! You are incredible!” The Doctor rambled on, possibly in order to keep her from passing out. “So..where are we going?”

‘TARDIS. I can smell it.’

“Oh! What does it smell like?”

‘…’

Y/N didn’t answer and instead made a sharp left, running through a field of grass. The sun was beginning to rise and she felt herself getting lightheaded. No, she wouldn’t pass out, that would hurt the Doctor. She needed to get him somewhere safe.

“Y/N, you need to stop for a second. You’ll pass out if you don’t-“

‘Need to get you..somewhere….safe.’ Her breathing was accompanied by high pitch whines and the Doctor felt himself grow uneasy.

“I appreciate it, but you are the wounded one-“

‘QUIET.’ Y/N growled lowly and the Doctor furrowed his brows, annoyed.

“Rude.” He mumbled.

A few more minutes of running and Y/N came to a stop, panting slightly and snarling, ears twitching this way and that, listening. She sniffed the air. She walked forward, stopping a few inches before a clearing.

She lowered herself and the Doctor carefully got off of her, being mindful of her injuries. The TARDIS appeared before them and he unlocked the door, opening it and letting the giant wolf inside first. He went in last and closed the door.

As soon as she went in, she began to walk slowly and whined as she shifted back into a human, naked.

“Y/N, here, let me..” The Doctor was quick to remove his coat and cover the bleeding woman. He gently picked her up, carrying her into a room.

There he unfolded his coat and looked at her body, beautiful, magnificent, perfect. Plump and soft, absolutely beautiful. He began to work, grabbing medical supplies from another room and cleaning her wounds; her throat wasn’t as bad as her shoulder. It would definitely leave a horrible scar.

After he finished bandaging her, he put away everything and laid her back down, pulling the covers over her. She sat down beside the bed, gently grasping her hand in his and sighing.

She would be okay, she’s breathing fine and her heartbeat is normal. Still..she could’ve died saving him. Even if she didn’t, it still hurt to know if he hadn’t have located his screwdriver, she would’ve been dead.

An hour or so later, Y/N woke up. She groaned and in an instant, the Doctor was on his feet and helping her sit up.

“You’re okay, just need to rest. Here, I thought you would be hungry.” He hands her a sandwich and she eats it quickly, chasing it down with some water he handed her. “You doing okay?”

“‘M fine, Doctor, are you?” She asked, looking up at him with those beautiful golden eyes. He smiled.

“Always.” A beat of silence, “Thank you, Y/N, for saving me.”

The girl gave him a smile, “Anytime, Doctor.”

I MIGHT CONTINUE INTO A PART TWO BUT IDK

[p1nkm1lkslug]

" 𝐀 𝐠𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐭𝐞𝐫 𝐰𝐨𝐦𝐚𝐧 𝐬𝐭𝐚𝐲𝐬 𝐜𝐨𝐨𝐥... 𝐁𝐮𝐭 𝐈 𝐡𝐨𝐰𝐥 𝐥𝐢𝐤𝐞 𝐚 𝐰𝐨𝐥𝐟 𝐚𝐭 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐦𝐨𝐨𝐧" 𖹭

Why am I writing this fix about my oc? Pure joy and whimsical bliss Also slight tw: there is gonna be talk of self harm + mental health issues so if you don't wanna read that just scroll by

- the best way I can describe her as a partner is a mix between Bleeker from Juno and rue from euphoria and a little bit of jonsie from bottoms

- if she does start catching feelings be prepared for THE LONG GAME because he probably needs to sit down and go through this process and actually try and see if it's love

- once THE LONG GAME is done with she would confess,which is kinda a surprise considering she's pretty quite and slightly shy about this but if they do catch feelings they would risk it for the biscuit

- big lover and hugger, not the biggest fan of pda but loves hand holding and linking pinkies or just sitting next to you

- but in private or with people she trust she is ALL OVER you

- also very protective, tends to keep her head down in the mansion because she already gets shit from her co worker (masky) but is gonna throw hands when it comes to you tf is maksy gonna do kill her? She's already dead

- if she feels fully comfortable with you she's most likely going to introduce you to her family and friends

- typical dates would just be walking in the woods or sitting outside while it rains, talking for hours and just being couch potatoes

- is such a slut for sleepover dates,get the fucking cookie dough and overpriced ice cream y'all are watching horror movies

- she tends to cover most of her scars up, she isn't really disgusted by it or anything but tends to just not try remember that time of her life

- by far the most understanding when it comes to those with similar issues to her , not good with advice but she can help you if you need a shoulder to cry on or a distraction

- if you struggle with any illness they will always help you, reminds you to take meds, go outside, eat food

- okay so now on to red flags, because my girl has a passive aggressive problem And is EXTREMELY stubborn

- when it comes to fights it will take a lot to piss her off but she isn't perfect, when fights get bad she will start yelling and depending on what happened things can get dangerous

- possessive but very subtle about it, won't yell at you or force you but has no issue making you feel guilty

- after fights she will probably need to cool off, she isn't good during fights but when she is ready she will wanna work through said issue

- he is very big on open communication and does know when to apologize

- she makes fun of couples for being cringe but it's not the same when it's you two

- they don't really have a preference for someone physically, curly hair? She has waves y'all can help each other on wash day, your tall? Cool they don't care, your short? Idc gimmie them lips 💀, skinny? Your so beautiful, fat? Your so beautiful, BRO DON'T CARE🗣️🗣️🗣️ (more surprised that they got a partner at all)

- has a pet hellhound named Abbey (she did not choose Abbey, Abbey was practically forced upon her and the dog and her have a very much Mr fredrickson and Kevin from up dynamic) but just know that when in danger just blow Abbeys whistle

- also Abbey is a BIG dog so expect romantic ride on a... Very big fluffy dog demon creature

[stergeon]

stuff i’ve made and things i like!!

🧝‍♂️ iloveelfs.com 🧝‍♀️

hi!! i'm rex, aka stergeon, aka @rumtumtuggerofficial, but you can call me whatever you want. i'm a 29-year-old dyke who likes to write and draw sometimes.

📬 askbox: open!! send me stuff to draw or write (or just say hi that’s fine too)

📖 my fics on ao3: check ‘em out here!! comments & critique are always appreciated <3

current fixation:

fire emblem: three houses. my main project right now is hubert’s perfectly normal day, a post-crimson flower interactive comic.

what you’ll find here:

🛡️ fire emblem | 🌋 morrowind / elder scrolls | ⚔️ the locked tomb | 🧝 elfs / 🎲 dnd | 👎 bad jokes | 👯‍♀️ wlw | 🐟 things that strike my fancy

my tags, OCs, and other drabble under the cut

tags

pretty much everything posted here is my own work (everything else goes on my main blog). i don’t really post nsfw art, but i do write nsfw stuff. expect sword-related violence and occasional sapphic sex.

if there are any tags you’d like me to add to my posts, please let me know!

🗣️ asks

🎨 comics

👁️‍🗨️ musings/text posts

🐠 pictures of sturgeons

OCs

these are my dnd characters who i like very much and draw with some frequency :0)

ioril revendran

ioril is a Teen Drow™ from my Out of the Abyss campaign. he’s a wannabe wizard, a rude dweeb, and a political/religious extremist. he’s a busy boy!

he wrote a manifesto calling for change to drow culture and better treatment of men in their matriarchal society, as well as abolishing worship of the cruel goddess Lolth. this went over about as well as one might think and he was sentenced to death.

though he was ready to die “for the cause,” a group of surface-dwellers he shared a cell with convinced him he might be interested in seeing something called “the sun” and asked him to help them escape the underdark.

ioril is also an expy of my morrowind character and has a Dramatic Secret Backstory that’s basically the plot of the game, so wish him luck finding the volcano-dwelling godboyfriend of his dreams. unfortunately, that may be extra difficult to accomplish as he recently passed away in a tragic "blew himself up" accident, but here's hoping he can still pull it off!

rokas

rokas is a wood elf tempest cleric of Kord… or at least she was when she entered Barovia in my Curse of Strahd campaign. she was a brash and idealistic former soldier dedicated to helping as many people as she could in kord’s name, even if she wasn’t always that great at thinking her ideas through.

unfortunately the mists got to her and throughout her time there, she managed to become a werewolf, lose favor with her god and become a necromancy domain cleric, sprout skeletal wings, and became cursed to have to eat a pound of bones or fresh grave dirt every or she would die. though she had the opportunity to go home after slaying the vampire, she elected to stay in barovia instead. if only the dang vampire had stayed dead

[thelordofgifs]

For the ask game: 🗣️Talk about your favourite WIP

(WIP It Good ask game)

(also for @wren-of-the-woods and @minamvrray!)

Although I sometimes want to murder it, my favourite WIP is tfs by a mile. Writing it is usually so much fun, I am genuinely learning a lot about plotting and characterisation and story structure, and everyone who reads it is so so lovely!! It’s over four months old now and has absolutely been one of the highlights of 2023 for me.

Anyway, I ramble about it so often that I’m not sure what hasn’t been covered yet! Hmm let’s see. Without spoiling too much, I am very excited for where things are going to go in the third arc, if I can get it all right. The cast of characters has already expanded and is about to get even bigger (SO excited for the people showing up in part 23), Lúthien is back and I am being reminded of how deeply I adore her, I am starting to get a very clear idea of how the various plot beats coming up are going to serve my main themes, Finno is going to have stuff to do and I love him, and if I do decide to do that Thing at the end of the arc – which is looking more and more likely – it’s going to be such a fun twist and one of those moments when you’re like ohhhh. so this arc was actually about [redacted character] the whole time. Although I still have no idea how I’d resolve the situation aahh.

Thank you for the ask :)

[bitchubby]

farmer!bakugou x chubby reader

N.A: I couldn't stand it and tried to write something about it. I hope you like it and sorry for anything, I'm still getting the hang of things around here.

N.A.2: Some parts were based on real events 💀💀💀

Imagine our chubby reader who, tired of city life, decides to move to the countryside.

As in stardew valley, we can say that she received the farm as an inheritance and had no better opportunity to leave everything in the city and go towards the quiet life she needed.

She really thought life would be calmer, but things didn't start off too well.

How she did everything on the spur of the moment, didn't plan much or even research about the city or how to plant something lmao

She just went. very impulsive, so to speak.

It all started to go wrong when she was late at the bus station to find the bus and ended up missing it.

And the break was 4 hours because the fleet was ridiculously small 💀💀💀

(I know a lot about this, my journey is at least 2 hours and the fleet I use only has 3 buses 🗣️🗣️🗣️)

The poor was moldying at the station.

When she arrived in the city, the dirt floor was obviously very rough and unstable.

And she had 2 huge suitcases 💀💀💀

The sun hitting her head and the poor thing just "ok, I can do it. I've faced worse in that motherfucker's office."

Another 30 minutes of walking, long puffs and a lot of dripping sweat. Any vestige of "beauty" at that moment was already blown away.

There is no base that can hold a 39° sun on her head.

When she finally sees the end of the dirt road and the farms starting to appear, chaos ensues.

Halfway there she sees 3 cows and thinks "ok, cows. This is a rural place, obviously there would be cows somewhere." And she keeps walking.

But the path was rather narrow and two of them occupied the passage.

She stops and watches, wondering what to do. With two large, heavy suitcases.

She decides to go through the bush with one and then another. And it initially worked.

She walks past them with the first one without making much of a fuss. And she passes with the second.

"God is always good." She thinks.

When she doesn't even walk 200 meters, she hears a very loud moo in the distance, where she had come from and when she looks back...

A horse. Unruly and crazy. Simply running.

The cows start running towards our reader and she ???what now???

Just drop your bags and run.

"There won't be any Dior foundation to use if you die." She thinks.

There comes a time when she realizes that there is nothing else to do but throw herself in the woods and she doesn't think too much beforehand.

She hears another trot and suddenly her field of vision is filled with muscular arms twirling a rope, wild dirty sandy blonde hair and a face with not very friendly expressions.

Eyes as sharp as a katana look at her there, lying on the ground and overgrown in places that only God knows, and a clear sneer is heard.

She doesn't know if she feels horny, ashamed or angry.

Horny over your not-so-innocent initial thoughts, shame over your current state, and anger for the same reason.

Ensnared, the horse finally stops running, but the cows follow the horizon.

"Is that horse yours?" You ask as you get up and try to get the grass out of your clothes.a.

Mas bakugou não responde.

Ele está muito ocupado amarrando seu cavalo a uma árvore e se perguntando se vale a pena gastar sua saliva com mais um turista idiota que decide se aventurar no campo.

"God, maybe the horse was right to run away." You exclaim heading towards the disaster that left your suitcase.

"What did you say?" His thick voice sends a shiver up his spine.

"Apparently, besides being rude, he's deaf." You bite.

Oh, sweetie. For what?

"Bull"kugou, as many call it, is known as the biggest bitch in town. Always grumpy and stressed out about everything and everyone. Nothing escapes. Animals, people, plants. He's always kind of hard to deal with, especially for tourists.

imagine you hope to find peace in the countryside and suddenly comes a blonde hurricane?

It is no wonder that he is responsible for scaring so many people away and is constantly taking calls from the mayor for affecting the local economy with his outbursts of humor.

But you had a shitty day.

And since you were in hell, why not sit on the devil's lap soon?

and there is none better than a devilish blonde.

"Listen here, little girl." He starts and you soon cut to the chaotic state your clothes are in.

"Listen here you! Look what your crazy animal did? My bags, my clothes, my things!" You start poking and gathering your stuff on the floor, all dirty and/or broken. "Your fault."

Bakugou gets close to his stuff and kicks a book with a shirtless man's cover.

"Junk and more junk." He keeps poking at his stuff with his foot. "Are you going to some kind of 5-star ranch or has the shit in town gotten to your head?"

"For your information, I'm coming to live here." You respond by throwing your stuff into the destroyed suitcase.

"You? I doubt it." He raises his eyebrows and crosses his arms, making the hard-worked muscles increasingly bulge and visible. "Must be just another city snoop who pet an animal and thinks he's become a farmer."

"How about you go fuck yourself?" You answer and watch him duck.

"Alone is no fun." He sees your bra and directs his hand to grab it, but is stopped by a slap from you. "What the fuck is that?"

"Don't touch my stuff."

"But I was just going to help you." he laughs. "Who would have thought that these little hands would have this strength, you can work on my ranch now."

"Thank you so much for the offer, but I'm not interested in anything coming from you."

As you watched what you could salvage from your stuff, bakugou stared at you with a shitty face. You thought he was just a country troublemaker, after all, you were used to dealing with a few in the city. Being a big girl there wasn't easy, and as much as they said that in inner cities was different and that girls like you were really appreciated there, you doubted it a little. Life is not a fairy tale for a girl like you.

But you didn't let things like that get you down. When they came with one stone, you came back with three.

On the other hand, Bakugou was really wondering if it was worth scaring you like he was used to doing with the other unwanted visitors. After all, you weren't that undesirable to him. You was pretty, plump and had that acidic tongue he liked so much. Even a little messy and with grass in your hair, he thought you were pretty.

Even more so when you had that expression ready to throw whatever came your way at him.

People didn't usually have the guts to stand up to a guy as well built like him, let alone curse him like you did.

If anyone who knew him was afraid. Guess who doesn't?

He was mildly shocked when you told him to go fuck himself right off the bat, but he managed to disguise it and get around it just fine.

"You're going to have to improve your manners." He talks loving seeing your face contort in disbelief. "Around here people are solicitous anyway."

"I hope you're not including yourself."

"You'll have to get used to one man poking his nose into other people's stuff too. Small town stuff, you know how it is, right?"

"Are you still talking?"

"Your attitude too, you'll have to improve." He gets up and starts walking away. "Well, anyway, it's going to be a pleasure."

"What?"

"to be able to tame one more animal by the reins." He laughs walking away. "I'm not just rude and deaf, you know? I'm also a great tamer."

"A-ANIMAL?!"