#GODD THIS TOOK FOREVER

[buckosartthingamabob]

WANTED - DEAD OR ALIVE

@roxroxtbm @radiant-vulpine @glitch-the-artist @ralk-is-peeved @mercair @4444pi come pick up youre children

[glitterliver07]

The moon reveals itself and so does he

[pavlovers]

no cuz this is just unnecessarily mean 💀

[absentmoon]

home Finally

[starrynightnight]

okay miguel enjoyers,, heres my fanfic pitch, give me ur thoughts or steal em idc

reader is from an universe where theyr married to miguel, but instead of miguel becoming the spiderman, reader becomes the spiderperson instead.

heres the good part. miguels alchemax transformation still happens, but instead of becoming spiderman, he actually mutates into a spider monster, and reader unknowingly kills their husband (not unlike how gwen had to kill her peter wink wink)

heres the better part. reader is hearbroken and grieving and becomes vengeful- they have blood on their hands and godd i just wanna write about how reader is so fucked up after losing the love of their life and also having to serve the same city that took him ughhh-

heres the best part. an anomaly appears in readers universe and ofc baddie miguel comes to clear it up. they meet and theyr kinda like 'hm you kinda remind me of someone'. miguel recognizes reader from the universe he tried to have a family in, reader obv recognizes miguel as their husband,, and things just kinda snowball from there

look guys my main point is i wanna write an angst/comfort fic okay, let them heal i say

sex is great but have you ever bared your old scars in front of someone you thought lost forever? nuh uh didnt think so

[freestyle-crocodile-trashpile]

Could you write a oneshot of Raphael taking male reader out on a date? I love fluff

[A/n:This took a hot second to think of a date idea. Thank you for requesting]

Summary:Raphael takes you out on a date in baldurs gate

Type:Scenario:Fluff: Raphael X M!Reader

Version:Bg3

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If someone told you you'd be on a date with a devil when you first started this journey, you'd think their mad. But now here you are, laughing and drinking coffee with Rapheal himself. And not just for your benefits, you've grown to like him, trust him even. Rapheal would be lying if he said this was only for his personal gain, which surprised everyone. No one expected that, not even himself.

"I'm still shocked you asked me out." You said as you rubbed the back of your neck.

Raphael chuckled, taking a sip from his coffee.

"I can tell, not everyone gets a chance to date a devil. But, don't be too surprised. Your wizard friend manged to woo a goddness, did he not?" Raphael knew alot about you and your party, that was no surprise.

"Yeah, I guess your right" You smiled, looking up at him as your fingers wrapped around the coffee cup.

Raphael returned the smile, leaning back in his chair as he admired your flushed face. You truly were a sight. He'd have to get his painter to make a portrait of your two, maybe even a statue, so he could forever see your handsome face as he walks through his corridors. Taking another sip of his coffee, Raphael tilted his head in throught.

"I haven't been to the city much. Never really cared for it. Maybe you could show me around, show me the wonders everyone speaks if." Raphael looked out the window, watching people walk by.

Your face lit up, finally. You could show someone all your favorite spots without worry.

"Yes! Finish your coffee, I'll show you the best spots!" You clasped your hands together, impatiently waiting for him.

"Patience, my dear," Raphael chuckled, finished his coffee and putting some coins on the table.

You stood up and offered your hand to him, smiling at him as he grabbed your hand. Raphael let you lead him through the city. For hours, you tugged him around, pointing at places, kissing under fountains, and pretty places. Making memories for hours. Raphael hadn't felt love like this for years, wanting to take you away and keep you to himself forever. Finally, the last spot was a seduced spot on the gate, up high where it seemed no one came. You looked at him, smiling as you pulled him to the edge.

"This is the best spot. It has a great view of the sunset, if you just..." You trailed off as you grabbed his shoulders and turned him around.

You smiled at him before letting go and turning around. Raphaels eyes widened as he started at the sunset in front of him. After all the years in avenus, he forgets how beautiful the sunset is. You grew nervous as he stayed silent.

"Is it okay?" Raphael turned to you, staring st you before smiling and pulling you into a kiss.

The kiss was soft and tender, full of passion and love. He pulled away and rested his forehead against yours.

"It's perfect," He kissed you again.

You reached up and cupped his cheeks as he wrapped around your waist, keeping you close.

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[A/n:I hope you enjoyed]

[thatdeadaquarius]

Imagine everyone in genshin could physically see when you lag. Collecting some sunsettia then my ping sky rockets to 999 and im frozen for a good minute in the middle of doing an attack 😭

SOB bro ive gotten caught in some DOWNRIGHT SILLY lags before- i would pass away if they saw that

Esp since i get them stuck then just start laughing my ass off 💀

This gif took me out this is so funny 😭 i had to put it here LMAO

I accidentally made Venti jump on top of a Aranara house when I was first exploring Sumeru and did that "flying in the air/jumpin down pose" but just. Through a palm leaf, he's just fluttering in the wind it was painfully ironic 😭

BRO

BRO

Bro.

What if u were isekaied to Genshin but it still has game rules, and so now ur like a character too,

SO U CAN ALSO LAGGGG STOPPP 😭😭😭

I would constantly be omw to the Backrooms 💀

Glitching thru magic shit bc im inpatient and wanna hurry (lagged myself thru some domain steps once)

OH MY GOD-

IF THEYRE AWARE

OF EVEN JUST YOU LAGGING THEIR BODIES

DUDE 😭

So this is unrelated to lag shit, but Ive just done so much silly ass things in game that they would find just as funny or dumb 💀

♤

So, When i first started Genshin I was on some Shit.

I had only rlly played one or two open world games before, and even then not for a long time, so I just like did the stupidest things

I was fighting in those early domains in Mondstadt right, and I had just gotten to the cutscene with Lisa and Traveler, I think thats all who were there

And I had just finished the last battle in the chamber, so I had just deployed Baron Bunny from Amber but killed the monsters before it could go off-

SO IN THE MIDDLE OF LISA TALKING- JUST AN EXPLOSION HAPPENS STAGE LEFT OFF SCREEN AND INTERUPTS HER LMFAO

I LITERALLY APOLOGIZED TO LISA I WAS CRYING LAUGHING SO HARD

(no pls dont make her aware of that for me she would bully me forever)

I FELT LIKE I WAS JUST CAUSING THESE CHARACTERS PROBLEMS RIGHT OFF THE BAT LMAO

◇

And I also didnt know about boss monsters yet (i didnt watch anyone play genshin/know where or what they were lol goin in blindfolded essentially)

So im running around Mond. and I start fighting a Cryo whopperflower for a little while, im not high level yet, and deadass MID SWORD SWING-

I GLITCH THRU A TINY CRACK IN THE ROCKS BC ITS OPEN ON THE TOP RIGHT??!! SO IT WAS JUST SOLID GROUND TO ME AND IM JUST FALLING-??!!

AND THEN I LAND MY ASS THE GIANT CRYO FLOWER REGISVINE AND I STG IT LAGGED AND WAITED FOR A MINUTE BEFORE IT STARTED MOVING LIKE IT WAS CONFUSED TOO-

AND ITS LEVEL IS LIKE IN THE RED

AND THE FALL KILLED AETHER (which I also didnt know could happen 😭TRAUMA) SO I JUST SUDDENLY HAVE AMBER OUT- !!??

BRO THAT WHOLE SITUATION MADE ME THINK I HAD ANGERED THE TINY FLOWER SO BAD IT JUST BECAME HUGE-

I WAS LITERALLY SCREAMING AT MY SCREEN "AMBER FUCK RUNNNN OH GOD AETHER'S DEAD???!! "

BC I WAS LIKE LEVEL 14 VS. ITS LEVEL 36

Talk about an all-knowing creator god 😭😭

Thatd be so embarassing if they remembered that 💀 aether would literally bring it up all the time to get to me

AMBER WOULD PITY ME AND HAVE SYMPATHEY NOO

♧

Then later on in Liyue, theres a chest underneath these guard statues hidden by a bush right? And one of those Geoculus star things too, and i have my compass out trying to find all the Geoculuses(?)

And Im like, " ok towards the statue??"

THEN I JUST PLUMMET- AND I IMMEDIATELY INSTINCTIVELY LIKE, SO HEARTBROKEN AND DISTRESSED SOUNDING "nOPLEASENOTAGAIN- oh, ohhh my godd" my heart was racinggg i literally sighed and I sat there for a minute breathin heavy 😭😭

My team wouldve had a heart attack and field day with me doin shit like that, theyd be like

"This our god? This you?"

Aether has so much blackmail on me 🥲

☆

If I had a mora for everytime I fell on a boss monster in Genshin Impact, I would have 3 mora.

Which isn't a lot of mora, but it's weird that it happened three times.

Cheers,

💀♒️

(we updated the logo bc im stupid and didnt realize i couldve been typing that the whole time)

♡the beloveds♡

Srry figure it was close enough id tag yall anyway

@karmawonders / @0rah-s / @randomnatics / @glxssynarvi / @nexylaza / @genshin-impacts-me / @wholesomey-artist

[uriekukistan]

just need to say you are so correct forever with your jjk takes like. godd especially with the latest chapter ive only seen negative takes on it because people are upset about the situation with gojo butlike... personally i think the way the story is going from this point on seems really interesting and it really drives home a lot of the themes in jjk and OUGH its so yummy . <-dont know if you actually agree with any of that, just saw ur post about like. gojo and being a "tool for the plot" and needed to say you're So Right actually

ahhhh thank u thank u 🙏 yes i definitely 100% agree with what you just said!! like yeah the gojo situation is super upsetting, but it's supposed to be...that doesn't make the rest of the chapter or the rest of jjk trash lol. i thought 261 was really good because it was upsetting, personally. then again, i've always been the type to focus on themes rather than individual characters when i'm reading, and i think jjk has a lot of really interesting themes. i'm super excited to see where this all goes!

sorry it took me so long to reply to this, i've been so slow with asks and dms recently :') thank you for this ask and hope youre well!

[neilphen]

favorite song from each of George’s albums

BRO U BASTARD MAN!!!!!!

this is gonna be harder than wings (more ground to cover) but god this is like choosing my favorite child and executing the rest of them.......

alright, i will preface this by saying i think ATMP, gone troppo and cloud nine are perfect albums with NO misses. notta one.

ATMP - IM GONNA SAY....LET IT DOWN..........or wah wah. thats the two i fucking go insane to jump around scream shake violently fall to my knees etc

Dark Horse - Dark Horse or or or ding dong ding dong for SILLY PEOPLE LIKE I AM..... dark horse is like a slap to the face so its fun to be goofy sometimes instead of facing the cruel reality that is urself

Living In The Material World - ITS WHO CAN SEE IT. there is NO tie for this album.

Extra Texture - This Guitar (Cant Keep From Crying) once again theres no ties on this album thats THE song

Thirty Three & 1/3rd - This Song OR Crackerbox Palace (the later which got me through a rough patch in February thats my babygirl song my betrothed)

George Harrison - FASTER OR OR RO HERE COMES THE MOON!!! the moon the moon the moon the moooooonn

Somewhere In England - I will say this is one of my favorite album covers of all time.... Hong Kong Blues or All Those Years Ago <3

Gone Troppo - GOD. GODD!!!!!!!!! ok. fine its fine ill say Baby Dont Run Away OR Circles OR Thats The Way It Goes

Cloud Nine - FUCK! TUFK!!!!!!!!! Ok. Fish On The Sand or Someplace Else OR When We Was Fab ORRRRR Zig Zag thank uuuuuu

Brainwashed - It took me forever to get to this album cuz sad </3 but i love it now so sosososo much im trying to get everyone i know to listen to it . Stuck Inside A Cloud is a punch to the fucking heart. So ill say Rocking Chair in Hawaii OR Between the Devil and the Deep Blue Sea (pirate george <3)

god this was fucking hard as fuck i cant handle this all

[mail-posting]

godd that took forever i think i did get a little possessed actually /pos

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[kusundei]

god forbid i just woke up rn but. god. GODDD. god. im actually. still tweaking a little.

NO BECAUSE TODAY WAS SO. SOOOO. I feel crazy. i watched jt happen and goddd god he just always finds more ways to plant himself into my head. more ways to make me fold all the fucking time. more ways to ensure i will be actually infatuated by him and crazy im just soooo. SOOOO. UGHHH.

no cuz he literally. i. i was shaking so so MUCH TODAY he just makes me so nervous. it gets to the point esp in photography where i get nervous knowing im about to see him. THAT CLASS HAS ALWAGS MADE ME NERVOUS BUT NOW ITS JUST. godd. how i would do something. ialways want to do something. ANYTHING. i never really do unless he does it first cuz i am scared and afraid. i hate that ab myself i will. never take initative no matter how madly i want something i am too scared of fucking something ul that i never will do anything for myself. (jd how you would condemn me constantly. how you are a horrible tiny voice in my head reminding me i am not good enough always.) I just. UGH. i want to i always want to. THAT FIRST TIME when i grabbed his hand while walking past him and he literally like. idk how ti explain that but he like. grabbed me back. i. i am fucking WEAK. GOD IM ACTUALLY A WRECK HE JUSTMAKES ME INSANE??? god the way i stood up there smiling like an idiot while that guy talked i. am. i am sososo infatuated with you i cannot. my god and then sitting down. i kept pointing u out to the girl just like. god.

u r the one good actor there idk. heh. GOD. the way she asked me if we were a thing after you came pver the first time oh my GOD OH MT FUCKING GOD. the way you were looking at me. the way you kept smiling at me and when u sat down u laid your head on my leg im. immm. IMMMM. i was shaking. so fucking bad my face I WAS BLUSHING no thank god it was dark because when u ran off i just. put my head in my hand sfor a bit. perchance prompting the gjrl to ask. but god you. you make me. more crazy. fall in love with you more. i. cannot explain it. i just i WANTED TO i truly did god forbid you were standing sitting down there next to me and i just. wanted to touch you somehow. THE WAY I GOT A DUCKING PHOTO TOO im just i am sick i am SICKENNNEDDD i. cant stop thinking about it. i wanted to brush my hand through your hair or something. i. immm. IMMM. god. good. fucking. god. “i can tell from how you look at him” whaaat. WHAAAT. “you look at him and you were smiling the whole time i could tell you were in love with him or just really really gay” like thank you. i am. like. madly i cannot get him oht of my head hes the only thing i think about ever. the way she pointed out my constant giggling and blushing and how id point you out all the time. the way she said she thought we would be cute. yeabim fuckinf SICK

everytime you came back over there i wasnt really trying to ignore her but you just. take up all my attention. you always have all my attention i could stare at you forever but i feel weird jts just. youre so distracting. you are so cute. so. attractive??? you attract me. cloud my thoughts. GOD i wish i took some sort of photos of you today i had good chances but i didnt wanna be weird. but j do have that photo of you laying on me so i digress. im just so. UGH. no u r seriously the cutest thing ever i just. i. iiiii. i cant help it. YOU ARE SO CUTE WITHOUT TRYING TO BE everytime you looked at me i just wanted to freak out i love you. i love your face i love your voice . your mannerisms the way you carry yourself. how you interact with other people the way you laugh. hell even when youre tweaking youre so cute its distracting (sorry.) just i am seriously in love with YOU. everything about you. i genuinely adore you. i still cant believe its like reciprocated im so. baffled? im so used to pinning for someone. or someone pinning for me and i struggle to reciprocate. in a selfish manner that was ayden. pinning with no clear end goal. fun but alsohorrible. sickening. he also ruined me. jd as well. as much as i hate to admit when i first got into a relationship with her would i say i was in love wirh her? no not really. i actually was extremely detached from her it was just that. she was familiar. i knew she wouldnt go. thjs is my evil sam confession of tonight but genuinely i. had gotten wirh her in the most evil way. cuz i was off the rails on medication and delirious and i confessed to her (and 2 other people) on a whim to see what would happen. and j knew she would say yes because icwas fucking evil. do i deny and feelings fr her? no not at all. she became my everything. me being in a relationship with hercaused me to fall in love with her. hard. codependantly. thats why you baffle me. i havent felt this sort of way about anyone thjs quickly and in a long time. this is why i dare compare it to ayden and jd because. jd took time. but god i was inlovelovelove with her. ayden? i was also in love with him. i could compare it slightly closely to me right now ab you but i wasnt this crazy. also my attraction to him i realized qas maybe leaning more on a . physical side? and personality of course aiding his case but i digrees. jd i loved inside out for her. is she pretty? of course. but j never really considered it a factor to anything. bella? i didnt know her irl but i was also in lovelovelove with her and was infatuated but it was her personality that drew me in. its just i mention it sm because like. the way i feel about you is like jd (that sort of love where i loved her so much it made me sick. i wouldve done anything for her and i was in lovelovelove with her because she meant so much to me. UNCONDITIONAL LOVE) but i wasnt pbsessed with her. inever felt like how i did wirh ayden or bella with her. freaking out over snall things. with the other two, focusing on ayden more, i was like. infatuated. felt more like me fiending because i could imagine myself in a relationship with him and such. but it wasnt a lovelove thing. j wouldnt call it that . with you its so. different? i feel weird saying it because it truly does soort of feel like a selfcest thing but i like. i love you unconditionally. i am infatuated by you. i have never loved someone like this before in such a small amount of time let alone thjs strongly. and you just make jt sooo muchhh worse YOY ENABLE ME you make me crazy.

okay no more blabbing about jd and ayden (god.) tday i was just so. sooo. no because when i hadfirst gotten there and was following him around i felt like i was beinf judged. i mean of course like im not there normally but WILL. WIIIILLL. i was scared. also me following yoy into the black box the first time i started freakinf out in my own head becauseof qhat i kept saying before but godforbid i will never initiate anything. i just. iwanted to hold your hand. wanted to hug you. maybe. perchance. oh my GODD your smell its driving me jnsane now also just you in general im noticing mtself fall more in love with your appearance too yoyre jist so, ? CUTE?? i could stare at you forever you r so pretty. yourface i just. ugh. the way u smile the way u talk just everything i am seriously. in love with you. anyway your smell gets stronger everyday and god im trying to act like its not making me insane but it is. it is making me fiend more. YEARN. idk why i have such a weird thing with smell im lkke a dog. but god. GODD. im tweakijg out thinking ab it. when i was walking around stage following you. when i looked at you and you ran off. when you kept getting flustered? embarrassed? because i was looking at you? yeaah. i. IMACTYALLY IN LOVE WIRH YOU AOH MY GOD. i just no i cant. im trying not to mention that maybe i am also falling for youappearance wise cuz to me jts not super important and has never been but its aidinf in my insanity and sorry. heh. the suit. THE SUUUUITTT. i. yeah. makes me crazy. you r just sosoocute i want to stare at you without feeling judged i want to look at yoy forever. just adore you from afar. because i truly do. like ugh. UGHH. you stood so close to me all the time. in the blackbox god sitting there with jamario and will and . i forgother name. but they were all talking to me and ROSZA. i see you. im not blind. but god j felt like they all fuckinf knew. AND BEE. i see you from across the room. its just like oh my goddd. nk because you kept doing that thing to my knee and ugh AAYGHHH OH MY FHCKJNG GOD. i. i. you make me weak. i feel so dumb all the time you MAKE ME FEEL LIKE A GIRL I. GOD. when i grabbed you that time and put ur hands back believe me i wouldnt kept my hands there if i didnt get embarassed and u didnt say anythghinf. cuz oh my god GOD GDGOS. the way you kept freakinf out made me freak out mkre and more in my head i dont know how you do it. idk how you think i don’t reciprocate this and jm not crazy in love with you bcuz i am. im just so. SOOO. UGH. and when u moved to sit next to me and u rested ur head on my shoulder yeah that was my last straw. “youre crazy..” YEAH. YEAAAH. YEAAAAAAH. no i meant that you r crazy. and youre driving me insane. i want to do so many things with u i have so many ideas i am seriously in love with you but this feels like a situation. just a little. god forbid it im njst not the biggest fan of situations with no title to it. god jts entertaining though bht i like that confirmation. the title makes me more comfortable. more likely to do things. but i digress i do anything for you. happily im nusr. AUGH. i eish i stayed for cultural night but we had to go i wish in the car i held your hand or something nobody wouldve seen anyway im just. IM STJLL THINMING ABOUT IT i miss your smell. i miss your touch your hands r SO SOFT? IM? GAY???????????????? i literally i adore every inch of you i miss your voice i feel strange sleeping. god forbid i still dabble in those audios to sleep but they feel weird now. cuz i want to sleep to ur voice. like how j used to do with ayden (i hate you and j was crazy) jm just UGH. oh god today was justso. so sosososo lovely j wish it went on forever j wish i had been in drama (lying but not rlly) i wish i didnt have 10 thousand things to do this week and i wjsh i wasnt stressed and that i had my car and that jobi jjsf. goddd. GODDD. im. imm soooo. OK ILL STOP I THINK IGE MENTIONED EVERYRHING TODAY IM NUST SOSOSOS. SOOOO. SOOOOOO.

id put the lhoto i took in here but i feel bad. its for me only i suppose immjsr. so. in love. with you.

[creatingfalserealities]

GODD ik everyone loves a mortal/immortal pairing but nobody prepares you for how painful it is to write. these characters you've been working with and building up for the last year are sitting together, both old and frail but one destined to live forever. He holds his lovers hand and squeezes it tight, wishing him well in the afterlife. "To love you was a journey I'm glad I took." "I'm glad you took my journey, when you had so many paths to take, and you have many more to see."

[ikeberry]

it's finally in the toaster oven but oh my fucking godd this took forever. now i get 25mins to clean up (and hopefully lay down), joy :")

going hunting through my old screenshots for a recipe, hopefully it's still there >:)

[bebagerie]

Grian hit the ground too hard whilst trying to escape SmallishBeans

[01432853]

Li Xian 李现 in:

Tientsin Mystic (2017) ✮

The Enigma of Arrival (2020) ✮

One Smile is Very Alluring (2016)

Only Side by Side With You (2018)

Go Go Squid (2019)

Nuts/Science & Sensibility (2018)

Soul Snatcher (2020)

A Love Never Lost (Upcoming)

11 Left (2021) ✮

[side-sidecast]

The Knights Guard The King's Sheep