#GOD SLAP THAT BITCH VIKTOR

[bichletmepickaname]

Most satisfying scene in the show btw.

[trinityobsessesovatings]

do you have a ranking of your favourite arcane characters?

this might come as a little bit of a shocker…

MOST

Caitlyn

Vi

Jayce

Mel

Sevika

Ekko

Jinx

Ambessa

Viktor

LEAST

caitlyn is my absolute FAVORITE character!! idk what it is about her but i want to have her children! i would definitely be her little housewife fr! she has me acting in ways… IM CONCERNED ABOUT. i would definitely be in her corner like “babe stop this isn’t you! look at me baby this isn’t you! don’t let jinx get you there.” …yeah it’s bad.

vi is a VERY CLOSE second. i absolutely ADORED her character. she lowkey reminds me of myself fr, willing to do anything and everything for the ones she loves. i have an older brother who has autism and would DIE for that mf fr! i really loved how even though she was frustrated with jinx… she never really gave up on her… in my eyes at least.

…now… jayce i’m not gonna lie.. he’s position on this list is a SHOCK to me. i was a jayce HATER all throughout the show! mainly because i was jealous with the way he got the baddest bitch in the show mel.. YES IM A HATER! but chileee… when he popped back up with beard… SUMN WAS PURRING 🤪 i’m a slut for mean with beards.

mel, mel, mel… when she first popped up on my screen I was deadass stunned with how stunning that woman was! then when she first started getting with jayce i was like: 🤨😕. i couldn’t believe it. i was also definitely one of those people who shipped her with sevika even though those two NEVER interacted. but yeah her aura was so strong she had me hating jayce. WHEN SHE UNLOCKED HER POWERS OH MY GOD I WAS SCREAMING AND JUMPING FOR JOY! baddest bitch. 😌

sevika was definitely someone else who caught my attention when the show first started! i thought she was THE COLDEST mf they introduced! even when she betrayed vander i was upset a bit, but also at the same time… i supported it??? because she just wants the best for her people! i was literally so pissed she kept getting that vegeta treatment tho… LIKE COME ON!

NOW the only reason ekko is so low on this list is because… most of the people above him they got EXTRA POINTS because i’m attracted to them! ekko is honestly so adorable and just the goat fr! that’s my son fr! little man when he was so small 🥹 MY SON!!! i was having heart palpitations when him, hiemerdinger, and jayce where glitching out during the wild runes scene! MY BOY JUST WANTED TO KNOW WHAT WAS WRONG WITH HIS TREE!

the reason jinx is where she is on this list is literally the same as ekko’s! jinx and ekko idk how they are so that’s an immediate “you’re my child and if anything happens to you, i’ll kill everyone.” jinx was also one of them characters that deadass HAD ME DYING! the scene with enforcer not believing she’s jinx, when silco was calling for her but she was too busy jamming, when she jumped sevika and tied her up, asking her sister if her caitlyn fucked before she killed them, almost crashing out when viktor called her powder… THE LIST GOES ON! she an icon, a legend, and she is the moment! 😌

ambessa she had me in the first half, like when she was first introduced! i’m pretty sure if she didn’t end up being an opp… she would definitely be higher on the list! the only thing ambessa got going for her rn is she’s hot! I JUST HATE WAR STARTING/LOVING ASS BITCHES!! like for why! DO THAT SHIT ON YOUR OWN TERF DON’T BRING THAT MESS OVA HEA! also she slapped mel so that DEF docked some fucking points!

now this might be an unpopular opinion… i might get hate for it… i thought viktor was the most boring character on the show highkey fr! IM SORRY IM SORRY! like he had his moments that man is a sassy king… but other than that I didn’t really rock with viktor as a character or as potential boo thing. when it comes to science people… it’s hit or miss for me fr. also… that mf ran a cult 🙅🏾‍♀️ NO THANKS

HONORABLE FAVS

vander

isha

babette

shoola

lest

claggor

cassandra

HONORABLE LEAST FAVS

SILCO

that rat looking mf

MADDIE

mylo

that guy who was in sevika’s gang who was also licking something or someone

[toaverse]

I'll say this. I love Arcane, got into it after a mutual got into the show, then seaon 2 was.. something. I didn't hate it, but I didn't like it blindly. There's some elements I wish were explained better and some that just ruined season 1. The part with the hexgate connected that not only pollutes the undercity, but is also RIGGED TO EXPLODE IF THE HEXGATES GOES TO SHIT makes me think why the hell would Viktor approve this?! Season 1 Viktor would have never agreed to the Hexgates if the trade off is, at best, Zaun getting polluted, and at worst, getting it nuked off the face of the map (which thank god Caitlyn didn't figure that out cause if that crazy to go after Jinx using the gray, I feared what she do with a nuke.)

I have a fanfic in development that will follow mostly season 1 with OCs but adding and changing a lot of Season 2 canon to make it work better. Two examples I will give:

In the six months in between, Swain and his two other members of the triforce go to Piltover to demand Ambessa return and stop the dictatorship as not only is Swain the new Grand General, but that she and her daughter are under suspicion of the black rose due to Kinno (In my version, Swain killed Kinno as he's a member of the Black Rose). Ambessa tries to fight against it, but her soldiers have to follow Swain first and foremost. Swain is the head honcho. And if he says "Stop this bullshit and get back home" then so be it. Cait would object obviously, but Swain couldn't give two fucks about it and gives her a much needed reality check via bitch slap. And this is where I add the crow, cause the crow is associated with Swain and I figure He learn about it sometime, so Swain does spill to Caitlyn that ambessa was behind the memorial attack to get caitlyn on the war path due to Ambessa failing her own daughter so poorly (A post related to how Swain would not think highly of the Medardas explaisn it beautifully and I'll share it) . So now Caitlyn is emotionally humilated and realizes just how much she messed up and how used she was. Because of all this and with Swain, there is no giant Battle. Swain came in and just pulled the plug, and if ambessa still argues against it... he just kills her. Plain and fucking simple.

Black Rose and Mel. TBH, I wasn't a fan of Mel being an affair baby made to a weapon line. So I'm simplifying it to Le Blanc taking interest in Mel cause Kinno mentioned Mel by name and how she be a perfect member of the Black Rose. Rather than just, kidnapping her, Le Blanc grooms her. How could she groom her? This is where I will add the alternate way the bombing in the begnning goes... Viktor's connection to the hexcore somehow protects him, creating a shield that protects only him. I say that cause the shield literally pushes Jayce and Mel to opposite sides with various results. Jayce gets a bad head injury and injures his leg (not too much) while Mel... well. Salo dies in here so... Mel is the one who's lower spine is fucked to the point of getting paralyzed. Yes. I'm flat out making Mel disabled from the attack. This gives Ambessa the perfect oppertunity to remove Mel from the council as she can make the excuse of Mel needing time to recover and being in a delicate condition. The memorial attack was worse, as here, Elora dies and the attack leaves Mel with a worser injury. So Mel is powerless, friendless, watching her mother destroy her city while her surving relationship with Jayce falls apart (making it platonic here) leaving her utterly alone... perfect for LeBlanc to manipulate. Course Mel does rebel but it came at a high cost. That is all I'll share for now but I just want to say that as much as Arcane Season 2 was disappointing, I remember how the best works of art are birthed from Spite. The dome in Florence was created from spite. SO I will make my fanfic of Arcane from spite and love (now I just have to continue writing chapter 1 thought :,3 Thank you for allowing me to drabble.

Thank you for sharing this!

I love the addition of Swain and his no-nonsense attitude towards Ambessa and Cait! Love that shit!

I do have some things I personally would change/leave out, but I don't want to discourage you. Go for it!

Please send me the link once chapter 1 is out!

[demidolll]

WOOO HERE WE GO!! REACTIONS TO THE LAST EPISODE!!! SPOILERS!!!

^ i feel like i'm gonna laugh at that later.

oh my god the stop motion is gorgeous

jinx why are you doing that

JINX

SILCO'S CHAIR??? THE LAST DROP???

JINX NO DON'T KILL YOURSELF. OH MY GOD THAT'S THE SAME WAY SHE KILLED MILO AND CLAGGOR. I'M UNWELL

EKKO!!! BOY SAVIOUR DEAREST!!! BEST BOY!!!

HSJAHHAA THE WAY EKKO KEEPS CANCELLING JINX SETTING OFF THE BOMB THING

"always a dance with you" after he just danced with her in an alternate timeline :((

and her hair is short like there too now :((

"see if i can talk an old friend out of blowing us up" when she already blew them both up in season 1 during the bridge fight. oh the parallels. arcane you make me sick

watching the intro again, blind, for the last time ever. not skipping this time out of respect. as it plays, let me just say that suicidal jinx is written so beautifully and so accurately i am actually worried about the arcane writers. especially with the "please let me go" lyric playing right before the intro, when ekko is trying to make jinx not kill herself (and him)

aftercare ❌ planning a fight that starts a war ✅

anyway in season 1 the writers used a deez nuts joke, so i am choosing to believe that whatever is going on with the vi pov flashes is their take on the "subtle foreshadowing" trend. i will die on this hill

oh my god the parallel between vi freezing up when she sees blue hair under the enforcer's helmet and jinx freezing up in season 1 when one of the firelights was a girl with short pink hair. arcane writers i will have your heads on SIGHT.

on another note, this show is honestly one of parallels. by that logic i am declaring my last prediction, five minutes into the last episode; the season will end either with an explosion or with a fight on the bridge. i'm thinking explosion

naurr ambessa what the fuck that was NASTY

not the noxians sniping the sniper.. foul.

is that warwick???

LORIS NO

maddie is so cute you guys i can't even lie i get why caitlyn went for her

poor vi man she always gets more trauma

HELL YEAH BLUE ENFORCER GUY

IT DID NOT JUST GET JAMMED. WITH A FUCKING SCREW. WHY NOT COVER SUCH AN IMPORTANT PART UP???

boss music playing when ambessa shows up was not on my bingo

THE MADDIE BETRAYAL OH MY GOD. I MEAN I SAW IT COMING BUT IT'S SO GOOD. MAYBE THAT'S WHY IT'S SO GOOD. OH MY GOD I LOVE THIS GODDAMN SHOW.

anyway as i was saying boss music playing when ambessa shows up was not on my bingo card but it definitely should've been. that got a cackle out of me

did ambessa just say the professional version of "i told you so". that's what vi told caitlyn to tell her. now caitlyn is being told that

HOLY SHIT FUCK YEAH CAHOLY SHIT NO CAITLYN DON'T GET STABBED

yeah bitch doesn't feel so good to get hurt near your hip and be left whimpering now does it. this is how vi felt you ASSHOLE

HAAA NOT MADDIE GETTING SHOT BY HER OWN BULLET. ICONIC

MEL MEDARDA FUCK YEAH

why is humming intensifying OH FUCK YEAH JINX HELL YEAH THIS IS SO ICONIC JINX I LOVE YOU

HELL YEAH ZAUNITES!!!

the parallel between us being shown jinx fighting the firelights on a ship in season one. and now jinx is on a ship fighting WITH the firelights. parallels will be my undoing.

mel is iconic that's all i have to say

the hexcore is HOLLOW???

oh Wish!jesus how did you sneak in

EHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU

OH MY GOD THOSE CREATURE THINGS ARE TERRIFYING

SEVIKA NO DON'T TURN TO JESUS

HAAA THE BITCH SLAP

THE JESUS CREATURES ARE SO SCARY

NO DON'T KILL VI. DO NOT KILL VI.

OH MY GOD WARWICK LEAVE JINX ALONE

OH MY GOD EKKO THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR SAVING VI

AND THEN VI SAVES JINX. THIS IS THE GOLDEN TRIO I DON'T CARE

"choice is false" fuck you too viktor. i CHOOSE that you are a fuckwad

ambessa trying to stab caitlyn in the eye, jinx stabbing silco in the eye (with that needle). parallels

not caitlyn ending the fight with the blade that was INSIDE OF HER THIGH

"a wolf has no mercy" may be the most satisfying callback i have ever seen

...eh? mel sent ambessa to black rose but then took her back out?

"you are the wolf" do not make me cry. this is like "you're perfect" (silco to jinx) but with more context and layers and oh my god i'm gonna be SICK.

"i'm always with you" // "you were always with me; whispers on the street, hairs on the back of my neck" arcane writers i LOATHE you and that's a compliment

viktor you are NOT about to force corrupt jayce.

warwick leave my girls alone.

"dad?" i'm gonna CRY.

the way jinx just starts shooting again with no clear target. girl please remember what happened to silco

jinx + vi vs. vander and viktor vs. jayce was something i NEVER saw coming before i started watching season 2. i also did not expect to see it happen IN THE SAME SPACE.

the jesus follower creatures: *cutely tilts head at jayce*

oh my god viktor corrupted all my favourite girls. ekko do not get corrupted please i am begging

jayce is conscious within the jesus verse?

WOOO BOY SAVIOUR!!!

NOOO EKKO

YAAAYYY EKKO

NOOO EKKO

ekko how far did you just rewind

"that device can't be" ok and? yet it is still

viktor is losing jesusness? "losing my faith" moment?

"all i want is my partner back" jayce i WILL cry.

VIKTOR IS THE MAGE MAN IN THE HOOD THAT SAVED JAYCE'S MOM CONFIRMED!!! MY LONGEST THEORY HELL YEAH!!!

"in all timelines, in all possibilities, only you can show me this." you might as well have written him a love song, viktor.

viktor pushing jayce away like vi and caitlyn pushed each other away in the intro.

oh the art is so hauntingly majestic.

sorry did jayce just DIE.

holy shit it's raining bodies!!!

no i'm on jinx's side VI WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING

OH MY GOD WARWICK WHAT THE FUCK

poor jinx is being traumatised

OH MY GOD THEY'RE ALL DYING. IT'S BODIES BODIES BODIES UP IN HERE

"always with you, sis," i already talked about the always with x parallels but i think my heart just shattered into a million pieces and then got stomped on over and over again and the pieces were reassembled to spell out "FUCK YOU ARCANE VIEWERS" because WHAT THE FUCK ARCANE WRITERS WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK FUCK YOU YOU FUCKS??? WHAT THE FUCK???

oh my god that's jayce's mom right there :(

sevika is a councilor now oh my god i have so many thoughts

singed's daughter is alive??

fuck you black crow

omg is noxus mel's now

is vi okay???

vi!!! NO YOU ARE NOT SINGING THAT SONG.FUXJ YOU ARCANE WRITERS I'M GONNA SOB

(the series ending with the same song it started with being hummed. FILTHY. perfect circle, perfect parallel, i should've seen it coming, i didn't. i am ILL.)

vi resting her head on vi's shoulder after powder did the same with ekko in an alternate timeline. FOUL.

okay the episode just ended and i have absolutely nothing to say. this was. an experience. i am traumatised. what the fuck. this was beautiful.

30 minutes until arcane season 2 act 3!! i am not okay

predictions/bingo:

mel dies and/or loses autonomy (gets corrupted by black rose)

that golden thing on mel's back is magic

jinx starts doing shit again to honour isha

ambessa learns about communication & being truthful (but it's too late)

viktor lives (somehow)

warwick lives (somehow x2 maybe singed will save him?)

ONE (1) silly moment between vi and jinx. please just this crumb man arcane writers please

caitvi stick together again?

caitvi FUCKS (the buildup???)

uhhh what other characters exist

it'll be explained more thoroughly why jayce killed his boyfriend jesus

what other characters exist???

EKKO will reappear and save the day. boy saviour my beloved <333 i swear i have never seen a single hate comment on ekko he's so precious we all just universally love him

ekko will do something problematic (just because the writers like spiting us and we've all been on his side all this time)

ekko time power thing upgrade

jesus!viktor is the magic man in jayce's memory or something (you can't deny the similarities idc)

i have no clue what'll happen to heimerdinger so I'll just say he dies

lol i'm looking through the arcane wiki character list and basically everyone is dead fuck you arcane writers

sevika gets +1 arm again?? pls dude that poor woman

piltover + zaun vs noxus/black rose?

why is the hexcore listed as a character.

jayce mom returns and goes "son wtf have you done why did you kill a ma— a jesus??"

ekko's tree dies. i'm sorry buddy i don't see it living. unless ekko uses his new time power to reverse the damage or something but i don't think that's how it works

something happens with caitvi and they never see each other again

act 3 breaks my heart

act 3 makes me want to never draw and write ever again but simultaneously makes me want to make so much art

i will need therapy after act 3

YOU will need therapy after act 3

^ that will be all of us, everyone who watches arcane act 3

okay i think that was all. nine minutes left. may the lord (viktor, and also the writers) have mercy on us. lighting a candle and surrounding it with crystals for good luck. i have 4 earrings in and they all have moonstone. pls jesus (viktor, and the writers) go easy on us

[icarus-has-falllen]

...is me again-

how about some angsty angst with 8 and allison bc she keeps complaining abt claire and such

which is a huge shocker because 8s the normally quiet and reserved, he lashes out on her which causes the family to be like "woah😶"

I storms off followed by big bro deigo bc why not and we get some little bro big bro comfort??

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A/N OMG OMG I LOVE YOU SO MUCH I AM A PROUD DIEGO STAN I LOVE THIS MAN SO MUCH SOMEBODY SEND ME MORE REQUESTS FOR HIM AND I MIGHT JUST DO A FULL STORY FOR YOU BECAUSE YOU KEEP SENDING IN REQUESTS SO LMK IF YOU WANT IT

Type: kinda angst fluff

Pronouns: he/him

Trigger warnings: allison slander

Number eight and Allison were not on good terms. He hated that all she talked about was missing Claire like we fucking get it bro you miss your kid God damn but shut the hell up. The day you snapped was when you all met up with the sparrows and Viktor had said something that you don't remember but Allison got up and whispers in her ear "we should've left you in that basement." you had stood up do fast nobody had time to react and you slapped her in the face so hard it had left a red mark immediately after contact "YOU HAVE NO FUCKING RIGHT TO SPEAK TO HIM LIKE THAT NOBODY COULD GIVE A SHIT THAT YOU LOST YOUR FUCKING KID YOU AREN'T THE ONLY PERSON WHO FUCKING LOST SOMETHING YOU PRETENTIOUS LIKE BITCH!" you screamed at him with tears threatening to fall. You felt a hand grab your shoulder and pull you into the lobby and sit you on the stairs. You looked up realizing it was Diego. "Hey kid you ok, that was kind of intense back there?" he asked worried. You didn't say anything and he just gave you a giant hug saying everything was going to be ok, as you cried into his shoulder

[rainydayarcaneimagines]

could write an imagine where female reader has angel wings and viktor asks to touch them, but you ask him to do more, help you to comb them.

I appreciate all the requests you made, thank you thank you

It was rather hard to ignore in Heimerdinger's class. One day he looked up and just saw feathers. He did a double take of course, questioning if they were real or not. Then you sneezed and they shot open, knocking over a classmates' notebook. You had wings. Actual wings.

Born from a race thought to be extinct you were born with a set of wings. You were referred to as "The Seraph" and many theorized your birth to be a sign of the end. However your father took you out of the religious fanatical area and moved to Piltover. There you took classes to at least try to lead a somewhat normal life. Still the name Seraph followed you though, many students referring to you as such. You kept to yourself with the exception of one very stubborn healer in training named Lux who became your roommate.

"Sorry- God sorry Lux!" You whispered. "I'm good!" She said, sticking up her hand with a thumbs up. "I hit your face." You said. "Ain't the first time, won't be the last Y/n." She said leaning up. "Is everything alright over here?" Viktor asked, making you jump back and whack Lux again. "Ow" Lux winced. "Sorry! Fuck!" You whined. Viktor rose a brow and you closed your eyes tight. "Happy thoughts. Happy thoughts." You chanted as if it were a personal mantra. Your wings closed. "Sorry they uh.... the wings get out of control if I sneeze or get too scared." You said. "Ah." Viktor nodded looking at them. "Is everything alright?" Heimerdinger asked. "Yes professor" Viktor said. "Lux, are you alright my dear girl?" Heimerdinger asked. Her hand again, shot up with a thumbs up. "Good. Next page!" He said.

When class was over you and Lux went back to the dorms, you sitting on your bed across from her. "Sorry again for the-" "nah I love making people laugh. We have got to make a comedy routine." Lux said making you roll your eyes. You sighed. "I can't believe that that poor guy had to check on us." You mumbled. "Oh Viktor? That's Heimerdinger's assistant, I'm sure he doesn't mind something like that." Lux shrugged. "He had an accent." You remembered. "...Y/n, are you forming a crussshhh?" She teased. Your face went red.

Truth be told you had noticed Viktor the first time you saw him. It was hard to ignore the man with golden eyes. You didn't know his name before this point and to be fair until Viktor heard Lux say your name, he didn't know you either.

The next day, you walked into the class to see Viktor sitting in a chair near where your seat was. You sat down confused but didn't comment. Lux walked in minutes later with coffee. "Damn Gavin was running the stand, I had to CONVINCE him this coffee was for you." She said with a huff. "I told you not to date the coffee stand guy, especially because he was so judgy." You sighed, taking one of the coffees from her. Lux sat down and rose a brow, leaning forward to see across from you.

"Yo. Viktor, what drew you to our corner of the world?" Lux asked. "Nothing in particular." Viktor said, flipping the page in a book he was reading. "Nothing doesn't happen to be sitting next to you and has wings?" Lux asked. He looked up. "What are you implying?" "That you might be wanting to get to know my friend here." Lux said, wriggling her eyesbrows. You slid down in embarrassment, covering your face. "Say hi Y/n" Lux said. "I will force my wings to hit you." You huffed. "Bitch I can take it- OW!" she yelped as the left wing smacked her. Viktor lifted his book to hide the smirk on his face.

You didn't speak again until midway through tue lecture when your pen died. "Crap. Lux, do you have a pen?" You whispered. "No the last one got thrown across the room when you bitch slapped me with Señor Featherbutt." She said through her teeth. You sighed, slightly frustrated until Viktor handed you a pen. "I've got plenty." He whispered. You took it, your fingers grazing his for a brief moment. Your heart pounded before you turned back to your notebook.

When class ended, Viktor was somehow ahead of you. You got up, speedwalking to him. "Uh your pen." You said. He turned. "Ah. Thank you." Viktor nodded, taking it back. You opened your mouth to speak. "Dude, Gavin got into a fight with some dude, it's still going on and Ezreal said he's using the caramel dispenser as a weapon." Lux said. "...Right..." you nodded Viktor raising a brow. "There's a fight on campus?" Viktor asked. "...Yeaaahh prolly shouldn't have said this in front of you." Lux realized. "Show me." Viktor sighed.

You all walked to a small square where two men were fighting (not well either). "TASTE MY VENGEANCE DICK!" The man shrieked as he sprayed the other with whipped cream. "How is this not comedy gold to you?" Lux asked Viktor. Viktor rolled his eyes. "That is enough you two." Viktor sighed. "FUCK OFF!" the other man yelled. As the two men shuffled, one nearly knocked into Viktor until something very strange took place.

A flash of gold light blinded Viktor before both men were on the ground, cowering at the winged figure before them. "Heimerdinger's office. Now." You said in a booming voice. Both men nodded before bolting off. Your wings went back down you sighing. "What was that?" Viktor asked. "Intimidation technique. It's easy really." You said. Viktor blinked a few times before speaking. "I think I'm really going to enjoy having you in this class."

The next few days, Viktor's regular seat became the one near yours. He'd watch you carefully enough to notice when you were about to sneeze, him moving a small distance to avoid the spasm that happened to your wings. You, in exchange of the new closeness, taught him more about yourself. You only lost feathers if you were sick, which wasn't often. You were actually sensitive to people touching your wings, though in what way it was never said and the other thing you explained was that you couldn't stand the nickname people had for you.

When Viktor asked if there was truth behind the supposed holyness, you snorted and said "absolutely fucking not." You were just a tiny freak of nature according to your dad. Not a sign of the end, according to the priests in Ionia. Viktor asked if you could fly at one point and you chuckled. "I can. I don't typically though, unless I'm in a hurry." Was the answer. Which is why when Viktor was reading and felt a large gust, just to look up and see you and Lux covered in water it confused him.

"Why are you wet?" Viktor asked. "Raining cats-and and dogs- fuck I'm cold!" You shivered. Your wings spanned out in full length, shaking before retracting back. Viktor noticed a small twig undeneath one of the feathers, him pulling it out. You jumped, your face red. "You had a... twig." Viktor said, seeing your flustered expression. "GReAT tHAnkS!" You screeched out. "I'm gonna... go to the bAthroom!" You said, getting up and leaving. Lux snorted and Viktor blinked. "Should I have consulted her about the twig first? I'm confused." He said. "Well first off, you being able to touch the wings without getting smacked is a miracle within itself." She said. Viktor rose a brow. "But you touched the most sensitive part of her body dude." She chuckled. "Did I hurt her?" Viktor asked. Lux laughed. "What?" Viktor asked. "Sensitive. Viktor. Sensitive." She said. "Repeating the word isn't helping-" "Dude it's like a sweet spot." She finally said.

Viktor blinked. "...Oh." Viktor realized. "Not like a perverted thing but like scratching a cat under its chin. It's a weird way of affection, you probably just freaked her out." Lux said, pulling out her notebook. "Doesn't help she's got a massive crush on you either." Lux said under her breath. Viktor's eyss widened. "What?"Viktor asked. "Hmm?" Lux realized then she said that out loud. "Okay. Let's learn" you said sitting down. Viktor looked at you and then Lux, Lux shaking her head and putting a finger to her lips. Viktor shook his head.

"Good afternoon everyone!" Heimerdinger greeted. Scattered hellos went around the room. "Turn to page 556 please!" He said. You opened your textbook, Viktor looking at you. "What?" You whispered. "Do you like me?" He asked. Your face went red and Lux facepalmed. "What?" You said, a little louder than intended. "556. Did you not catch that Miss Y/n?" Heimerdinger asked. You cleared your throat. "I thought you said something different, my apologies professor." You lied. "No worries!" Heimerdinger shrugged.

You stared at your textbook, face turning red. "You didn't answer my question" Viktor whispered. "Not. Now." You whispered through gritted teeth. "Lux said you did." Viktor said. "Lux said what." You asked, slowly turning to Lux. "Ahaha....I'm sorry." She said nervously. "You're lucky we're in the middle of a lecture or else I'd be killing you" you said, with a grunt. "I would like to know your answer." Viktor whispered. "Do you have these notes to give me at a later time?" You asked him. "Everything he's teaching can be taught with the Laurence Guidebook in library." "Good. I'm leaving." You said before getting up.

"Oh. Is she not feeling well?" Heimerdinger asked. "It's the rain, we had to run in it. Viktor why don't you go and check on her!" Lux suggested. "I don't know your dorm. "Third floor, our names are on the whiteboard." Lux said.

Which is how Viktor found himself standing in front of the door that had a warning sign with the words "WARNING: May be fluffier than average." With a small drawing of a feather under it. He knocked on the door. "If that's you Lux, I'm not going to kill you." You said. "It's not." Viktor said. He heard sounds of shuffling before the door opened. "Viktor." You breathed. "I really would like an answer." He said. "...Come in" you sighed. He stepped in.

Two beds were on either side of the room, Lux's side was neat, a few posters on the wall about her home country. Your side was covered with different countries, implying you had otherwise been or had a passion for travel. "I do. Like you. By the way." You answered. Viktor sighed with relief, though to you it was unclear. "I am glad to hear that." Viktor said. "You are?" You asked, shocked by his answer. "Y/n, I have noticed you before I started sitting next to you." Viktor said. You swallowed a gulp down, looking at him. You were unsure on what to say. Viktor however seemed to acknowledge this, sliding his hands into yours. "Aside from your wings, I just say you're angelic all the way around." He said. "Actually proper depictions of angels are pretty much eyeballs and wings so I'm not sure how much of an accurate statement that is-" Viktor kissed you, you being shocked initally but eventually embraced it, pulling him closer with your wings. He smiled, you looking in his eyes.

You sat on your bed, talking to him about more personal things, getting know him aside from basic things. Your wings kept him close, almost like an arm wrapped around him. "Y/n, may I touch your wings?" He asked. You handed him a brush. "Do you want to brush them out? I have to because of the rain." You asked. He took the brush and immediately you felt his hands. They were calloused, yet still gentle. You seemed almost like a cat with the way your wings guided his hands. He smiled, feeling the soft feathers. "You have another twig in your feathers." Viktor chuckled.

"I said I could fly, I never said I was good at flying." You said making Viktor snort.

[brick-by-dumbass-brick]

Arcane characters based on things I’ve said/ conversations I’ve had/ situations I’ve been in

Sevika: what if we just kill every person in here? Does that mean we can go home early?

Silco: hmm.. let me think about that.

Caitlyn: *staring at a girl’s ass*

Vi: *staring at the same girl’s ass, notices Caitlyn staring*

Vi: haha nice

Powder: ok so if you drive a car with your butt cheeks and get into an accident, when the airbags deploy would that be considered a spanking

Vi: you can spank people with inanimate objects like paddles and such so I’d say yes

Sevika: what the fuck

Jinx: I might get hate for saying this but it needs to be said- when courage the cowardly dog said AABBUUDABUBUBDABABABADU OWWWW OWIW OWW I really felt that, like on a personal level

Jayce: god made you in his image, you can’t change the lord’s work

Vi: well could he have made my image a little more rich? I got bills to pay and mouths to feed

Caitlyn: trauma dump?…… do people with ptsd shit a lot??

Jinx: *cackling maniacally* could you make huevos rancheros with bug eggs

Jinx: h-

Caitlyn: normalize ripping your glove off and smacking a bitch right in the mouth

Vi: my toxic trait is seeing something and automatically thinking I can do it too, like I bet I could tap dance.

Caitlyn: babe-

Vi: *starts shuffling and tapping her feet around* I know I don’t have shoes on but I bet I’m killing it right now

Viktor: if you think for a single. FUCKING. second,,,,,, that might get you somewhere in life

Jinx: it’s always “what’s up” and never “HOWS up” ,,,,,,, THAT PIXAR MOVIE HAS FEELINGS TOO

Jinx: ok so HYPOTHETICALLY SPEAKING if one wanted to snort cocaine out of a Twizzlers and then eat it to get rid of the evidence WOULD THAT or WOULD THAT NOT be smart

Ekko: ok so A LOT to unpack here-

Vi: heterosexuals?? in YOUR PC?????? It’s more likely than you think. Click the link below to find out more about this virus

Jinx: here’s my hot take for the night; pregnant women are a type of ravioli…..chew on that for a bit

Caitlyn: I don’t think I will chew on that at all but thank you

Vi: ummmm if the earth is flat then how’d my big round juicy ass fit on here

Caitlyn: fair point, fair point

Jayce: science question, do people with testicles slap them for self harm?

Vi: why are you asking ME

Jayce: I think I just had an amazing idea

Viktor: what is it this time

Jayce: you know those crinkled looking plastic tubes you get from the dollar store and you swing em around and they make that funny whooshing noise and they scrunch up small for storage

Viktor: yeah

Jayce: what if I was the first person to create a compact dildo that had sound effects built into-

Viktor: I’m gonna stop you right there, and maybe forever

Jayce: ahaha noooo don’t kill yourself *seductively bites lip* we’ve been trying to contact you about your car’s extended warranty

Caitlyn: don’t kill yourself babes!…. Kill someone else

Jinx: you know what I think,,,,,, and I don’t like it someone make it stop

Vi: G-L-A-M-OOoh aRe you holding a gun?

Jinx: if bigfeets exist why don’t we ever see the remains?

Sevika: for the last fucking time they don’t exist

Jinx: because they gotta die at some point, right? they’re definitely decaying around us we just can’t see where

Sevika: oh my god someone please shoot me

[saltmilea]

My friend who doesn't know anything of A3 rates A3 Characters (Part 2)

Settsu Banri

Fix your fucking hair before I fucking hold you by the throat. Wait, is that fucking plaid over leopard print? NO! He could have been something special... but he ruined it.... He could've been sOMETHING SPECIAL! 2/10

Hyodo Juza

Bitch looking like Mordecai from Regular Show, is he supposed to be a punk or goth? Like, I get it, but he looks too much like a humanized Mordecai. 4/10

Nanao Taichi

OH MY GOD ROXAS! IT'S MCR ROXAS, IT'S MCR ROXAS! His vibes. Could be higher, but the blue shirt and the red hair combo doesn't do it. 6/10

Fushimi Omi

He looks like he'd be a werewolf in a dating sim if he weren't already in it, he also looks like a lumberjack wolf. 5/10

Furuichi Sakyo

He looks like one of those twins from Dramatical Murder but he looks like a Karen... Yeah, he'd get mcnuggets and ask the clerk to serve it hotter. He's saved after you sent me the bubblewrap thing. 6.5/10

Tsukioka Tsumugi

That looks like every sports anime protagonist. He's average. He's even wearing average clothes. He's Kageyama Makoto Naegi. 5/10

Takato Tasuku

He looks like a copy paste of Omi, except, emo. LOOK, He has the bracelets too, AND HE HAS A PIRATE SHIRT! He's definitely the emo version of Omi. Probably listens to Sea Shanty remixes. Probably also wanted to be a pirate as a kid, but when he grew older, he realized the only pirate he could be was by pirating music illegally. 3.5/10

Mikage Hisoka

YURI OH MY GOD WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?! I THOUGHT YOU WERE SKATING IN RUSSIA? He looks like a scene kid, I like his style. 7/10

Arisugawa Homare

Fuck yeah, I like this one. His hair, nice colors, his eye liner, the yellow on grey, fuck yes! He looks like he'd be on Juggalo. His vibes are immaculate. 12/10

Yukishiro Azuma

Viktor Nikiforov, I thought you were dating Yuuri Katsuki? He's got the pallete of the asexual flag. I think he'd whip his hair back and it'll slap Hisoka on the face. 6.8/10

[lisinfleur]

GUESS WHO’S BACK? WITH RANTS!!!

OOOOOOOOOK

This shit will contain A LOT OF SPOILERS. So, if you didn't see episodes 5, 6 and the trailers for 7, then... WTF are you doing in this fandom uh? GO - WATCH - IT!

Ok, later rants! I took some time away - that I'll explain soon! - but today I finally found a way to watch episode 5 and episode 6 of Vikings and now, the trailers with the goodbyes we just saw in my timeline. So, time to speak! I'll try to resume it because fuck! Things got huge too fast! So, let's start small...

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Dear Torvi Poor woman... She's passing through so much loss. Björn's betrayal, her first son, her second child, now Lagertha... Man, for the gods' sake! Someone please let me hug this woman! She needs it! And yet, she was wise enough to spit some truth on Ingrid's face... Torvi matured a lot from that child we used to think was so fluffy when trying to convince us she was Viking. She grew into a strong woman, able to endure things that many others wouldn't have with a whole mind. I have to clap my hands and admit that Torvi evolved into a whole new character and if there is someone to """replace""" Lagertha in this show, it will be her.

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Ingrid Speaking of replacements... Am I too cruel to say I laughed out loud of this woman at the docks waiting for Björn like that? The honey-dick attacked again and the girl is melting for him. Poor sucker... To be honest, from all the women Björn cheated on, fucked and let go like trash in this series, Ingrid is the only one who I won't feel a single drop of pity for. She searched scab to scratch herself and now I'll sit and watch as she realizes her stupidity. Know your crime, pay your price. That's what I have for her.

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Harald Or should I say King Harald? Man, I have to say: Harald was low. It was pretty low to manipulate things the way he did to win that election over Björn's favoritism and he stroke pretty lower by going there to provoke inviting Björn to be his counselor that drunken way of his. Even more to order the killing of someone who risked its life to save his ass when he was locked by Olaf, trusting the word of a man that he barely knows (Flatnose will be pointed here too... that bastard!). But once again... Am I too cruel to say I laughed OUT LOUD the whole process of election?? Man, it was HILARIOUS to watch Björn's teeth clenching to every single vote Harald had over him! It was ORGASMIC to see all that arrogance of someone who carries nothing but his father's fame in his shoulders being dissolved by noticing daddy's fame won't hold his back anymore! Ragnar's name is fading - despite he'll always be a legend - and whether Björn starts walking for himself or his papa's actions won't hold his butt up forever! And Harald did me the beautiful favor of kicking that white blonde ass to see if Björn will wake up and become the man he should have become since the first episode of this series (To the ones who don't remember, Rites of Passage was the mark of HIS DAY TO BECOME A MAN and receive his armring). However, I think Harald screwed up and got tangled up with a bunch of bad promises he will somehow have to honor. The thirsty man is drinking seawater and will end up dehydrated. It is better for Harald to find a way to manage the whole Norway, or else, the King of All Norway will end up in a pole, impaled, like a beautiful flag for everyone to see...

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Gunnhild She looks miserable in the next episode, but her acting was beautiful during the battles. I just wanted we had seen more of the huge Gunnhild we were habituated to see. I felt they kinda lowered her light to put the spotlights on Lagertha for the scenes and I can understand the need for it to happen, but Gunnhild was really pale in these episodes and I hope Hirst doesn't follow this thread to wipe her off slowly until there is nothing of our precious Gunnhild to be seen. She's too huge to be forgotten or changed this way. I hope it changes in the next episodes.

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Amma I hope someone takes care of the bruise in her face cause fuck... Things didn't go well for this girl. She was delegated "two" Ragnarssons to protect. Magnus is dead. Hvitserk is doing shit. Poor girl is in bad sheets here... But more than that, I really would like to see her slapping Ubbe's face or stopping him from treating her as a slave. It's only me, or did someone else noticed how the bastard is ordering her around as if she was his fucking maid? She would be, imo, the perfect person to throw some truth in this man's face cause man... He's needing a slap. OHHH HE IS...

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Kjetil Flatnose You freaking fucking asshole motherfucker bastard son of a bitch! There are no words in the human language to define how big of a bastard you are! Man, I HATE THIS GUY and I hope Ubbe does one single fucking shitty thing right in his pitiful and dismissable life and KILL THIS ASSHOLE! PAINFULLY! There is not too much to be said about this asshole. I just want him to die. Slowly.

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Now... let's start with the big ones, right?

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Ivar x Igor Once again, I cannot tell you guys the size of the love I feel for these two and their relationship. Everything they do together, no matter how dangerous is it, seems to be a big huge game and Ivar seems to be having so much fun beside this boy that I can only pray the gods it lasts forever. Igor brought back a side of Ivar that we weren't able to see in years! A good side that I was missing so hard! I hope this boy doesn't stab him behind his back, cause if he does, then it will be the end of the Ivar we know and maybe that serpent Hvitserk fears so bad will come out for good...

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Ivar x Oleg (plus Katya?) Is it my impression or the bromance is over? I saw lots of sadness in Ivar's eyes (a point for Alex! Fuck, the boy is good!!) but something tells me that Oleg is messing with fire and will end up veeeery burned... He's playing with a recent wound, making it bleed again with that brunette bitchy version of Freydis and something tells me that Ivar will bury Freydis' memory along with Oleg's and Katya's bodies. And this will happen pretty soon... If I was him? I would destroy that mausoleum in front of Oleg's eyes and say things like "It's good for you to watch it" while breaking his ex-wife's statue in tiny little pieces (using Katya's face like a hammer, of course). But I'll wait and see. Ivar's plans will surely be better than mine!

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Alex Yes, Alex, not Ivar. The boy deserves a whole topic only for him. It is not that I'm surprised, I'm not. Alex has been proving himself an amazing actor since he first dragged himself on screen as Ivar the Boneless for me. With Adrian and Jacup and Viktor and even that crazy-ass Liam, he already had proven himself a multitalented artist and a phenomenal actor able to conquer our hearts with any kind of character. But I have to point out that his expressions as Ivar are absolutely incredible! He can pass complete feelings and whole threads of thoughts without a single word! I can only congratulate him for such a beautiful job! The same goes for the actor who plays Igor. Boy... you rock!

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Björn More momma's boy than never, boy is being forced by the gods to raise his butt up from other people's backs and walk by himself. BEAUTIFUL! I cannot say how happy I am by seeing Björn finally being slapped by reality: papa and momma's fame won't hold your butt up forever, bitch! Grow fucking up, grow some fucking balls and go fucking make your own shit! And I'm not here saying he didn't shit in the whole series. He did, but all he did since this series started was under the weight of his father's name. Björn Ironside, SON OF RAGNAR. It was always something heavier than anything else in his life and now, whether he raises his own name before his blood history or he'll end up fading quicker than his shadow. Yes... shadow. Cause that's what Ubbe has become... I just really wanted him to stop this drama and to remember that mommy was murdered by one of his brothers who had THEIR MOTHER murdered by his mommy, so it was a fair death, a fair kill. No one should be allowed to punish Hvitserk for this especially because the woman would die anyway! Hvitserk shouldn't even be guilty of her death since Whitehair had warranted she wouldn't see a new sunrise before Hvitserk's hallucinations would end up getting his hands dirty.

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Ubbe Who the fuck are you and where the fuck is my daddy? I cannot say he was brainwashed. Who paid attention to the details will remember pretty well the scene when Ubbe, Hvitserk, and Sigurd were speaking right after Hvitserk arrived from the trip to the Mediterranean Sea. They discussed about Ivar's need for avenging their mother and Ubbe was clear saying they would have to kill Björn to reach Lagertha and that's was something he didn't want to do. Ubbe gave up avenging their mother as soon as Björn arrived in Kattegat. But there were better ways for him to show his will to avoid fighting his brother without adopting his stepmother and forgetting all the shit she did like that! He could have accepted fighting beside her with caveats, leaving clear he was there to go against Ivar not to support her. He could have left clear that he was there because of Torvi and Björn, not because of her. He could have rejected Lagertha without creating any problems within him and Torvi as long as he was able to put his own mind out through those beautiful lips saying clearly that he was giving up on the fair revenge because he loved Torvi and didn't want to fight his older brother. But no. He just forgot everything, started treating Lagertha as if she was his mother and now he'll bid her the farewell we didn't see him bidding to his own mother! What kind of an asshole does this shit? And for the ones who want to come here ranting about how shit of a mother Aslaug was, I would like to remember that she starting being a shitty mother AFTER IVAR WAS BORN! This means Ubbe lived THE BEST of her motherhood longer than ANY OTHER OF HER SONS! He had a fucking perfect mother and he didn't have the respect to keep himself away from her murderer once he chose to respect his loyalty to his brother and avoid killing her. I lost all my respect for Ubbe in this season and I cannot say I'll ever be able to really respect him again. Not only he left Margrethe to die (she was ambitious? yes. She was crazy? Yes, but she was HIS WIFE and HE SWORE THE GODS he would protect her!) but he abandoned Hvitserk when he most needed his older brother making himself unable to forgive a simple bad action when worse things were forgiven in his heart, he mistreated the woman that is beside him and declared to go wherever he goes for love by using her loving words against her to keep her from looking after her children's safety, he's mistreating and disrespecting Amma who's a free woman by treating her as if she was his personal maid and his brother's babysitter throwing on her the responsibility of taking care of Hvitserk that should be his own... Ubbe disappointed me so many times in so many ways that he must thank the gods he's played by Jordan and I love Jordan, otherwise, I would have no reason not to spit on his face at all!

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Hvitserk Speaking of pain, there is a picture of Hvitserk beside this word on the dictionary. Shit, he's so hurt, so pulled down, so ragged, so disposed. Poor him is walking around like a ghost himself! I wish so much Amma wasn't so afraid of taking pulse in this situation, but I cannot blame her. She fears she would fail and Ubbe would be harsh on her so she doesn't go further than calling Hvitserk's attention or his name to wake him up. But the truth is that someone should put this boy in its lap, hug him tight, and never let him go. The gods are being harsh on him breaking him in tiny pieces and offering him to Fenrir's jaw to be chewed. I really hope now that he fulfilled his "purpose", he can find a way out of this endless well of self-destruction or, at least, he can start walking for himself once again. It pains my heart to see my beautiful puppy like this. I hope he gets better from now on...

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Marco Once again, a topic for another actor that fully showed his talent here! I've seen other works with Marco, like Kriger and Fasandræberne, and his talent is undeniable, but the interpretation of a man in pieces he's offering us is really perfect! He plays with the scenes of Hvitserk's addiction amazingly not only showing the eagerness for more drugs but the perfect portrait of how this doesn't really change his fear or pain and even more the way Hvitserk keeps longing for more, searching for relief and numbness while hiding all those traumas behind his bloodshot eyes. Marco is a complete show all by himself and I can barely wait to see more of his amazing work around the world.

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And to finish... Lagertha I didn't like her. Everyone here knows I started disliking Lagertha when she cowardly killed Aslaug in a murder that shouldn't exist. There was no need for her to back shot Aslaug like that especially because that battle was won. Some understood that she gave Aslaug "safe passage" to find her son in Valhalla since Aslaug thought Ivar was dead along with Ragnar. But for me, there was no reason for Lagertha to go further and kill Aslaug like that especially when she could have used many other ways to get what she wanted. Yet, I always admitted and will admit until the end that Lagertha was a hell of a character: a shieldmaiden and a strong woman who could have a better ending after all. Despite the fact that I'm still here trying to figure out how did Björn reached the adult life with her TERRIBLE pieces of advice for children, she was a huge character and I think she deserved to die better than being murdered in the middle of nowhere like a homeless woman by a drugged rag of a man. She was a shieldmaiden. She was the most famous shieldmaiden of her age. She deserved to have died by that wound Whitehair made and her death should be more than just an emotional moment. Now her beautiful and epic fight with Whitehair will fade face to the anger Björn will drive towards Hvitserk. He won't learn from his mistake because, in his head, Hvitserk killed his mother and not Whitehair - who was her actual murderer. Lagertha was fated since she left that battle and Hvitserk was nothing but an accelerator of a destiny that was already sealed. She would die. He just made it quicker. We can even say if we look straight that it was almost a mercy kill. I didn't like her end but I have to say that battle against Whitehair was phenomenal so I'll close my eyes to the rest and believe she died strong and majestically after that fight, as the hero who saved that village from the bandits. And not like a homeless old woman, thrown like trash in the middle of the square, under the rain, murdered by a drugged rag of a man, forgotten in the middle of the mud. She was pretty more than just Ragnar's wife - so I wasn't touched by the words towards this. She was pretty more than just a woman... And I was expecting a better ending for her - and also, something better than hallucinations for Hvitserk to fulfill his destiny.

Let's see... Episode 7 is coming and I can't be more excited!!! The series is doing some shit, but it regained my excitation for good and I cannot wait for next week's episode!

[roselukes]

Burn, Crash - Ch 17 - a.i.

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Summary: Is it love or self-protection? Ashton’s beginning to forget which.

Tag List: @tothemoonmikey​ @obsidiancosmos​ @polarizehood​ @candidcalum​ @lukesback​ @luke2k18​ @cakestan​ @cartiercalum​ @irwinofficial​ @irwlns​ @calumsbabylon​ @perfectlycake​ @hemmomfg​ @therainydays4​ @vaporlewk​ @my-world97 @onlyavgelsarah @mzchnandlerbong​ @calumhampton

Note: I will only update if requested

Vivian had no idea how much time had passed since she was taken. She was starving, but she knew Nicolav would be back within the hour to give her the usual dose of water and string cheese and hotdogs that have been keeping her alive the past week and a half. She leaned back in her chair and looked around the room. “Hey, whoever’s there?! I need to use the bathroom again!” Vivian called out.

“You just went.” Viktor groaned, coming into the room.

“That was hours ago.” Vivian sighed and watched as Viktor untied her wrists, handcuffing them behind her back. He untied her feet and pulled her up. “Is my cheese stick and hotdog ready yet?” Vivian asked as Viktor led her to the bathroom.

“You’ll get them when you get them. You have 4 minutes.” Viktor said, shoving Vivian into the bathroom and closing the door. Vivian sighed and shimmied her scrubs down before sitting on the toilet. “2 minutes left.” Viktor warned.

“Okay, I get it. Let me pee.” Vivian sighed, pulling her scrubs up as best she could. “I’m done, can you get the wipes, please?” Viktor opened the door and walked in, grabbing a packet of wet wipes from the shelf. He took a couple out and placed them in Vivian’s hands. She wiped off her hands and dropped the wipes into the trash. “This isn’t fun, you know.” Vivian huffed, following Viktor back to the dark room.

“It’s not fun for me either. You’re rather obnoxious.” Viktor rolled his eyes, tying her up again.

“Then let me go. Nicolav doesn’t have to know.” Vivian looked at him. She screamed as Viktor’s palm connected with her cheek.

“You think I’m actually going to turn on him and let you leave?” Viktor laughed darkly. “You women are so fucking stupid.”

“I can’t give you anything you need.” Vivian said, tears filling her eyes. “I don’t know what you want.”

“Then, you’re going to die here.” Viktor said, walking out of the room and closing the door behind him.

“Please, just tell me what you want!” Vivian cried, tugging at the ropes around her wrists. She knew she was making it worse by moving, but the pain in her fingertips was enough to drive her crazy. “Please, I can’t feel my fingers. I’m starving, I’m sleep deprived. I need to get out of here!”

“My God, shut the fuck up.” Nicolav groaned, walking into the room. “You stupid bitch.” He brought his palm down on her cheek. “Make another goddamn sound and I will rip your vocal cords out.”

“I’m sorry.” Vivian cried, her tears adding to the sting on her cheek. “Just tell me what you want.” She begged, her sobs wracking her body.

“I want you to tell me where Ashton is. I’ve been staking out his shop since we grabbed you, and no one has really been in or out. I even called the FBI and sold him out, and all we saw was Calum, Michael, and Luke. No Ashton.”

“I told you already, I don’t know where he is. I haven’t talked to him since the night I left.” Vivian sniffled. “I promise, I don’t know.”

“You’re the only one that knows. We can’t take his little friends, they’d be no help at all. Almost like you right now.” Nicolav pulled up a chair and sat in front of her. “I’m gonna ask you again, and I’m gonna need you to tell me. Where is Ashton?”

“I’ve been here! I don’t know where he is!” Vivian wanted to throw her hands up in exasperation, but the ropes around her wrists denied her that.

“Alright, shut up.” Nicolav groaned, slapping his hand over her mouth. “Since you can’t tell me where he is, tell me what you know about him and his gang.”

“I do not know anything. I only found out the night I left. We never talked about it.” Vivian said, trying to get him to listen.

“You have to know something. What does the FBI know?”

“I don’t know! I do not know! I’m telling you the truth. I know nothing about this. Nothing at all.” Vivian looked at him. “I swear to you, I’m useless to you.”

“You’re right, you are. That gives me means to kill you.” Nicolav smirked at her.

“No!” Vivian widened her eyes. “Please, you can’t kill me. I have so much to live for, I have patients that need me. Please, just let me leave here. I won’t tell anyone that you kidnapped me and continually hit me.”

“You have 12 hours. 12 hours to think long and hard about your relationship with Ashton Irwin. There has to be something you know that can help me bring him down. If you can’t think of anything in 12 hours, you’re dead.”

[irrevocably-delicious]

Tagged!!

I was tagged by @cerberosthehellguard Thanks for wanting to know about my dumb fandom self!

RULES: choose any three fandoms (in random order) and answer the questions. Then tag some friends.

I choose:

Voltron: Legendary Defender

Free!!

Yuri On Ice!

The first character you loved:

Voltron: Lance. Like look... I legit have a very dumb comic about my initial emotions towards the first episode of VLD. Like so many good boys were thrown at me all at once and I had a hard time processing everything. Every time a new boy would come on I’d just be like “that one! That’s him!” haha. So because we met Lance first... yeah he wins haha. 

Free!!: God I dunno. Probably Makoto? It’s hard to get a read on Haru in the first few episodes so it definitely wasn’t him. I think I just thought Makoto was very cute and sweet. Also I’m such a sucker for childhood friends. All the show had to do was go “Here’s the main character” “...ok” “And here’s his best friend from childhood.” “Fuck. YES. FUCK YES I AM ON BOARD.”

Yuri on ice: Listen. Yuri plisetsky had me from the moment I saw him wearing all that animal print.

The character you’d slap:

Voltron: The... writers? Yeah. Yeah the writers. 

Haha, i’m just kidding. Probably Keith actually. Not out of anger, more as a “Pull yourself together boy!” kind of thing. “Listen to your friends! Think before you charge in there!”

Oh shit, wait, also Lotor. Fuck that guy. 

Free!!: Season 1 Rin. Very specifically season 1 Rin. What a bitch baby. 

Yuri on Ice: The entire main cast haha. Yuuri! Lokve yourself dammit! *slap!* Viktor! Fucking learn empathy and tell your boyfriend everything will be ok and you’ll stay with him no matter what! *slap!* Goddamit Yurio can you stop being a little shit and maybe admit that you admire Yuuri and that’s why you’re lashing out at him! *slap!*

A character you liked at first but not so much anymore:

Voltron: God... No one. I still love everyone. If anything I love characters more. I guess I could say Shiro? Just because Shiro is my fave, but this last season was a fucking painful season to be a Shiro fan. Like yeah we got him back, but something’s not...right? like I really need specifically Black Paladin Shiro back. Like haha! Yeah this lion shakeup sure has been an adventure and we’ve seen these characters grow! ButseriouslywhenisShirogonnaleadagain

Free!!: again like... no one? Fuck it, let’s say Nagisa. 

Yuri on Ice: Yeah I got kind of tired of edge lord Yurio after a bit. Adding his relationship with Otabek was definitely an excellent move. 

A character you did not like at first, but they’ve grown on you:

Voltron: Keith actually! I just... didn’t get the Keith hype. Like for me to really connect with a character, he has to either make me laugh, have faults or something he’s working to overcome, or a killer backstory.

But keith didn’t have any of these! Like he had faults, but in the first few seasons, these were never treated like a detriment! Like he always came out of situations unscathed and unapologetic. And like... why would he! His brashness worked! I liked him, but I just wasn’t enamoured with him. Season 3 was really awesome for showing some of Keith’s vulnerability, and finally acknowledging his flaws. I’m so proud of the writers for actually having him be a shit leader for an episode or 2. I was really worried they’d be like “Hey here’s Keith as black paladin! He makes really brash decisions but OH LOOK! He was right all along! The rest of the team just needs to git gud.”. Like in the final few episodes, when Keith and Shiro were kind of clashing,.. I was actually leaning towards Keith’s side a bit. And I thought that’d never happen!

Free!!: Oh god, Sousuke. Rin as well, but I think I expected to eventually like him? The writing throughout season 1 definitely eluded to the fact that Rin was supposed to be a character you sympathised with, so I wasn’t surprised when I ended up really liking him in season 2.

Anyway! Sousuke, holy shit. Like when he first showed up I was just like “fuck this guy”. And was definitely in the part of the fandom that wanted Makoto to get in there and maybe punch him haha. But after finding out his whole deal and his perspective of things... rewatching the series after knowing Sousuke’s motivations definitely changes things. 

YOI: Viktor! Again, when he first showed up, he was really difficult to get a handle on. Like he was flirtatious, but also kind of a dick, his motivations weren’t clear... like why help this japanese skater that you’ve never met who got crushed at the last competition? Why??

Yuri on Ice is so fantastic and fascinating because it’s as much the story of Viktor’s growth as it is Yuri’s. At face value, you would easily think that Yuri is the struggling protagonist, and Viktor is the perfect boyfriend who’s going to step in and teach Yuri to love himself. ... but it’s not that at all. Throughout the series, Viktor learns how to be more empathetic and support others. He shows himself to be genuinely, emotionally invested in Yuri, which we realise is something that he’s probably never felt before. I dunno. YOI is just fucking great. 

3 OTPs:

KLANCE

MAKOHARU

VICTUURI.

classic. indisputable classics. 

Tag others:

uhhhhhhhh shit. @yaxxm and @homebeccer if you’re down. 

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I got my Dad to watch YoI

We watched the first 7 episodes of Yuri on Ice!!! while he’s sick in bed, and I was so nervous because in part he knows that I /love/ ice skating and well, the ultimate relationship goals (aka Yuuri and Viktor). So, I will put some of his comments: Episode 1: “What’s the anime’s name? I shall call it ‘The Skater’...Hey, why the opening song is in English? It’s not supposed to be in Japanese?’ After showing the Yuri on Ice!!! card: ‘I still call it ‘The Skater’ ‘So, his name is Yuuri. Oooow, poor guy...he ended last.’ ‘Everybody is talking about Yuri. Sons of bitch’ at the scene when Yuuri’s is on Hasetsu station. ‘I call dibs he will dye his hair blonde.’ ‘So, it’s an another Yuri? I shall call him Yuri Cronikosvic Mariskosvic’ Of course talking about Yurio. ‘She has a nice ass’ After seeing Yuuko arranging the skates. ‘WHAT A NICE ASS, VERY NICE’ Yeap, Viktor’s ass is a work of god. He also asked when who would be Viktor’s partner and I told him that he will see. Episode 4: He called Celestino a ‘son of a bitch’ in Italian. He asked me how I pronounce mom and dad in Japanese. I told him, and I tried to make him pronounce it correctly. When he said ‘Oh, Okaasan. Mikasa, tukasa’ (Spanish joke, as ‘Mi casa, tu casa’ aka ‘My house, your house’. Episode 5: Him: Why Viktor is carrying the dog like a plushie? Me: /That/ is a plushie, that serves as a tissue dispenser. Him: Ah. Me: You thought that it was animal cruelty?! Him: Who is that? /Asked while Yuuri is entering for his FP in the Chugoku, Shikoku, and Kyushu Championship. Me: That is Yuuri dad. Him: Where are his glasses? Me: He doesn’t have it for the rink. He may gave contacts (I totally forgot that he skates blind as a bat) Him: Ah /Watches Yuuri slaps Minami’s ass/ What did he do to that girl? Me: It’s actually a boy, and he slapped him. ‘Come to him daddy, daddy king’ When Viktor opened his arm to Yuuri. He also commented how hard Yuuri blow to the wall. Episode 6: ‘Oh my god, they got so wasted. Even the Italian guy’ ‘Hey! That is how baseball players greet each other’ Nice one Chris. Me: Wanna know how the American skater is called? Him: Yeah. Me: Leo de la Iglesia. Him: Leo de la Iglesia de la Santísima Trinidad? He spent both Episode 6 & 7 asking who is who. He didn’t remember Phichit (poor child) and loved Georgi performances lol  AND HIS FACE WHEN IT WAS THE KISS. HE WAS SO SHOCKED. LIKE, IT BLOWED HIS MIND. I am so forward for the rest of the episodes yay!