#GOD I LOVE THAT

[vaunteir]

what's the ship name between smitten n cold? i'm honestly beginning to fw them

[ninyard]

towning lovers quarrel during an interrogation and they end up both talking to neil individually and neil starts fixing their marriage like he fixed aaron and andrew

I just picture Andrew and Neil together in an interrogation room post-Baltimore. And towning get into a little lover quarrel and they leave the room for a minute and Andrew just looks at Neil and says in German, “they’re gay.”

And Neil’s like Andrew come ON. You can’t just say that. And Andrew just says no. Watch them. You’ll see it.

And they come back in and Neil doesn’t notice anything for a while and then Browning is explaining something to him and Towns is looking at him talking like

[multiversehotline]

Sigh. Asummin I got the right number, you'd be those Multiverse Hotline bros. Wouldya be willin to help a totes radical dawg like myself out with a lil issue?I aint usually the type to ask for help but I'm p sure you bros are the last chance we got. Some super un-rad stuff is goin down in our verse and I aint got no clue how to stop it.None are sure why but it seems like them Creators who're supposed to be runnin our verse or whateva it is they do aint around anymore. Which aint a biggy to me but to my totes radical broseph Ink? Well he aint doin so hot anymore. I don't give much of a funk about most of the verse, jus him. I dunno if ya aware of his lil reliance on those paints o' his? But with Them havin left us all on our own, he aint got no more supply. Ya got any recs on what I can do to make his situation less wiggidy whack? I dunno the last time I saw him movin and it's kinda crampin my style. Not like I care about him or nothin. That aint possible. But... this also just aint right.

(Sent by a more or less canon Fresh stuck in a Multiverse that's been totally abandoned by its 'Creator/s' (because they've gotten bored of it), leaving it to slowly decay. Said Ink is also more or less canon and despite his best efforts to ration his paint supplies, has entirely run out. Very much Despite what he says Ink is his bestie and he doesn't know what to do, not only about his situation but also his feelings on the whole matter. He's thinking about doing something drastic but is checking before going for 'last resorts' [https://mimicsapprentice.tumblr.com/post/772042862784282624/creations-lore-backstory-tragic-on] )

* (..oh stars, that’s… no- focus.)

* Multiversal abandonment is difficult to deal with, I’ll help you with it.

* The problem with the abandonment of a Multiverse is that it’s not really abandoned??? The creator itself just wants it to go that way, I feel that if it were ever abandoned then everything would just… stop. Especially since you still have a story after this- it’s not all doom and gloom yet!

* Try minimizing the dosage of paint Ink takes so that you can conserve it for as long as possible. I doubt Ink would be able to do much but this is about his survival and I’m sure somebody else could try to take over his job with his help? Though rereading your description.. it seems like he’s already run out- concerning…

* Uh- apparently your files tell me you have the ability to travel to different multiverses? In your original story you’re supposed to fuse with Ink and basically “become one.” Though we can try to avoid that by taking vials from other Inks so you can give them to your Ink, then if you’re able you can choose to jump ship with him.

* Of course you can try to cause some multiversal mayhem or something that draws the creators back from their hiding place. Inspiration is the main reason they do things, spark their creativity and you’ll have them flock to you.

* If Ink has any allies you can also ask them for assistance, typically he would form a team with Dream and Swap so maybe they could do something?

* I wish I could be a bigger help, I wish you the best of luck.

- Sincerely, Multiverse Hotline

[ddejavvu]

I’ve been reading the touchy bff!james series but I know nothing about Harry Potter and I just googled him and is he fr Harry’s dad 🧍‍♀️

YES LMFAO

[orangechickenpillow]

When laughing just isn't enough and Pedro Pascal has to lean his whole body onto the costar next to him..... yeah

[cwarscars]

(( reeve calls heid 'eccentric' in power wash sim, urgh not gonna stop thinking about this

Edit - he also says that heid comes off as 'rough around the edges' and that it's a 'byproduct of his military background and passion' and don't get me wrong, I know reeves just being nice but oh my loorrdddd ))

[dottcre]

nooooo dont deactivate your account yuor so sexy haha..

omg anything for you gorjuss ❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥

[trenchgardens-ooc-ooc-ooc-ooc]

blue land crabs really make it look like one of our opalized crab fossils just. got up.

feeling kinda down do you have any lovely crabs or other decapods

I can hook you up with some fine ass crustaceans...

Porcelain Crab (Petrolisthes violaceus), family Porcellanidae, coast of Chile

Photograph by matias_saa

Blue Land Crab (Cardisoma guanhumi), family Gecarcinidae, Jamaica

photograph by el_gallo

Coconut Crab (Birgus latro), family Coenobitidae, found on islands and some coastal areas in the tropical Indian and Pacific Oceans

This “crab” is in the terrestrial hermit crab family.

This is the largest terrestrial arthropod in the world, growing to a weight of up to 4.1 kg (9 lb) and a leg spread of up to 1 m (3 ft 3 in).

photograph by luca63 | iNaturalist

Mediterranean Slipper Lobster (Scyllarides latus), family Scyllaridae, order Decapoda, off the coast of Egypt

Though the common name of this group uses the word lobster, they are ion a totally different family from true lobsters (as are spiny lobsters, which are in their own family).

photograph by Peterkoelbl

Crayfish (Cherax pulcher), family Parastacidae, from freshwater streams in West Papua, Indonesia

photograph by Christian Lukhaup | ZooKeys

[feralcringeman]

PROOF IN CASE YOU NEED IT

UPDATE:

I put this in my reblogs but I’m going to attack this to the main post.

TRUMP HIMSELF DIDN’T CHEAT BUT SOMEONE DEFINITELY TAMPERED WITH THE ELECTION RESULTS.

^

Made by the amazing @the-gay-prometheus (genuinely thank you for saying this)

[windwenn]

‘You were my new dream’ or however the fuck that scene went

[sabellart]

yeah so i had to draw that

[medusas-daughter]

Chappell Roan not playing about her boundaries and personal safety and putting her foot down and yelling "shut the fuck up" at rude paparazzi during the VMAs red carpet is healing something in me truly. That is a lesbian woman refusing to act all grateful and bashful at being allowed space, she is owning the space for which she has worked over a decade and assertively setting her boundaries and giving zero fucks about whose ego she bruises on the way because only people who take advantage of you take offense when you set boundaries and I am enjoying every second of it

[gorgo4ne]

Can the guy at the bottom kill himself or something

[kochei0]

I turn to Ares.

Thanks to Tyler Miles Lockett who allowed me to draw inspiration from his ARES piece for page 2! Look at his etsy page it's SICK

⚔️ If you want to read some queer retelling of arturian legends have a look at my webtoon

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

Expertise can't help you here.