#ACTUALLY NEED TO FANBOY ABT THIS HOLD ON

[multiversehotline]

Sigh. Asummin I got the right number, you'd be those Multiverse Hotline bros. Wouldya be willin to help a totes radical dawg like myself out with a lil issue?I aint usually the type to ask for help but I'm p sure you bros are the last chance we got. Some super un-rad stuff is goin down in our verse and I aint got no clue how to stop it.None are sure why but it seems like them Creators who're supposed to be runnin our verse or whateva it is they do aint around anymore. Which aint a biggy to me but to my totes radical broseph Ink? Well he aint doin so hot anymore. I don't give much of a funk about most of the verse, jus him. I dunno if ya aware of his lil reliance on those paints o' his? But with Them havin left us all on our own, he aint got no more supply. Ya got any recs on what I can do to make his situation less wiggidy whack? I dunno the last time I saw him movin and it's kinda crampin my style. Not like I care about him or nothin. That aint possible. But... this also just aint right.

(Sent by a more or less canon Fresh stuck in a Multiverse that's been totally abandoned by its 'Creator/s' (because they've gotten bored of it), leaving it to slowly decay. Said Ink is also more or less canon and despite his best efforts to ration his paint supplies, has entirely run out. Very much Despite what he says Ink is his bestie and he doesn't know what to do, not only about his situation but also his feelings on the whole matter. He's thinking about doing something drastic but is checking before going for 'last resorts' [https://mimicsapprentice.tumblr.com/post/772042862784282624/creations-lore-backstory-tragic-on] )

* (..oh stars, that’s… no- focus.)

* Multiversal abandonment is difficult to deal with, I’ll help you with it.

* The problem with the abandonment of a Multiverse is that it’s not really abandoned??? The creator itself just wants it to go that way, I feel that if it were ever abandoned then everything would just… stop. Especially since you still have a story after this- it’s not all doom and gloom yet!

* Try minimizing the dosage of paint Ink takes so that you can conserve it for as long as possible. I doubt Ink would be able to do much but this is about his survival and I’m sure somebody else could try to take over his job with his help? Though rereading your description.. it seems like he’s already run out- concerning…

* Uh- apparently your files tell me you have the ability to travel to different multiverses? In your original story you’re supposed to fuse with Ink and basically “become one.” Though we can try to avoid that by taking vials from other Inks so you can give them to your Ink, then if you’re able you can choose to jump ship with him.

* Of course you can try to cause some multiversal mayhem or something that draws the creators back from their hiding place. Inspiration is the main reason they do things, spark their creativity and you’ll have them flock to you.

* If Ink has any allies you can also ask them for assistance, typically he would form a team with Dream and Swap so maybe they could do something?

* I wish I could be a bigger help, I wish you the best of luck.

- Sincerely, Multiverse Hotline

[honkshoomimimimimi]

just finished watching moana 2 at odeon.

and.

HOLYSHSIRJIDHAISVSUUAJZJZIZJZIJZJSBS SISMS GSOSJSNG FERLAKS SJNSOANKANZNZK

‼️WARNING‼️ – MOANA 2 SPOILERS AHEAD

(me lit js yapping abt the movie since i have nobody to talk to about it)

OH MY FIKCICNXG GOOODODJSIAUAHZIZJZ

OKAY FIRST OFF MAUI'S CHARACTER DEVELOPMENT AND HIS CHARACTER IN GEN??!?!?!?!?!?!?! JSJSKKSJSKS

CUZ LIKE HE GOES FROM ALL "OH I DONT NEED MOANAS HELP" BLAH BLAH BLAH TO ACCEOTING HER HELP AND RISKING HIS LIFE?????FOR WHAT SHES DOING??????? DOJT GET ME STARTED ON HIM MOTIVATING HER W THIS FIRE ASS SINGING PART WHERE HES TALKING ABT HOW HES BEEN LOW BEGORE AND THEN SHE NEEDS TO START ACTING OUT WHAT SHE PREACHES

ITS SO AJSJISJAIZJZKSK OMG AND THEN WHEN AFTER WAKINH U0 AFTER BEING STRUCK BY LIGHTNIJG BY THE BITCH HE IMMEDIATELY REALISES MOANA ISNT THERE AND DIVES RIGHT INTO THE WATER?!?!?!?!TO GET HER????!?!?!?!?!?! AND TYEN WHEN SHE WONR WAKE UP AND HES ABOUTT OT CRY OH FKDU FIKC8CNG GOD

WHEN CHARACTERS WHO SEEM SO CONFIDENT AND INDEPENDENT AND EVERYTHING SHOW THEIR EMOTIONAL SIDE BC ITS GENUINELY SO HUMANISING BC THEYRE NOT INVINCIBLE BC THEYRE STILL A PWRSON???!?!?!??! GNAWING AT THE BARS OF MY ENCLOSURE.

AND NO MATTER WHAT HES LIT PRIORITISING HER OVER HIMSELF??? WHEN HES LIFYING THE ISLAND UP AND HE KNOWS THAT THERE WILL BE CONSEQUENCES TOWARDS HIM AND THAT THERES A CHANCE HE WONR MAKE IT OUT, HE SEES HER IJ THE SEA AND KNOWS THAT THE ISLAND WAS HER EJTIRE REASON OF CONTINU8JH ON SO HE DOESNT GIVE UP FOR HER AND PUSHES DESPITE KNOWING HES GONNA BE HIT W LIGHTNING.

bro and then iN THE BEGINNINH OF THE MOVIE WHERE HE WAS SHOUT8NG TO THE BAT LADY (whom i have just remembered as Matangi) "LEAVE MOANA OIT OF THIS" AND IK HE WAS PROBS SAYING THAT BC HE DIDNT WAJT HER HELP BUT STILL.BEVAUSE. SHIAJAISJSKNXKXNSKSK

ahem. I am normal about him.

BROOOO AND THE PPL MOANA PICKED OIT AS HER "CREW" ASW?!?!?!?! THE DEVELOPMENT. OMG. KELE (grumpy man) WAS LIT SO ME???? AND THEN THE JOURNEY W MOANA TAUGHT HIM THAT SOMETIMES LIFE CAN BE GOOD AND THAT BEING W PEOPLE CAN BE ENJOYABLE. MONI (zesty) WENT FRIM BEING SUCH A FANBOY TO SOMEONE WHO LEARNED THAT BEING IN THE STORY ISNT ALL SUNSHINE AND RAINBOWS, AND HE WEJT FROM BEING AN OBSESSIVE FANBOU OF MAUI TO BEING BESTIES W HIM?!?!?! then loto. loto is chill asf!!! I don't rlly see the character development w her bUT SHES SO CHILL BRO🙏🙏

thEN MOANAS SISTER SIMEA IS LOWK CUTE!!!!

bro omg. the kakamora actually were so LSKSKAJSOJAIABZIJSJSJ. WHEN MOANA N HER CREW DISCOVERED THAT THEY EERE SEPERATED FORM THEIR ISLAND AND BOTH AGREED TO HELP EACHOTHER AND THEN WHEN THAT ONE KAKAMORA WHICH ENDED UP FALLING W THEM INTO THE CLAM AFTER DOING THEIER BATTLE THING TO THE LRADER.

THEY DONR EVEN SPEAK AND IM IN LOVE W TYEM.

ESPEXIALLY WHEN THEY BRING THAT KAKAMORA BACK TO THE ISLAND WHERE THE REST ARE AND IT IMMEDITAELY RUNS UP AND HUGS THE LEADER AWWWHHWHWHHHHSHAJSJKAK

IT WAS SO XUTE BRO😭😭😭😭

OMFG THE SINGING IJ THE MOVIE AS WELL?????? I NEVER RLLY LIKE SINGING IN MOVIES BUT. HOKY SHITAMOLT. WAS ACTUALLY STRUGGOUNG TO NOT START VIBRAT8NG UN MY CHAIR BC THE SONGS WERE SO??!?? HXJXJSOJAOSNSOJSISJSK

THE WAY IF I WAS WATXHING THE MOVIE QLONE IN MY ROOM I WOULDVE PROBABLY CRIED WHEN THE SCENE W MAUI HOLDING MOANAS LIMP BODH W HIM AND ALL OF THE SPIRITS SINGING CAME ON. NOR EVEN JK.

I LOVED EVERY BIT OF IT.

WHEN MATANGI'S SINGING CAME ON I WAS THINOINH "OH IT CANT GET BETTER THAN THIS" WRONG. CAN I GET A CHEEHOO CAME ON AND PAIRED W THE CINEMATOGRAPHY I WAS FLABBERGASTED.

CHAT IM NOT EVEN OVER EXAGGERATING I PULLED UP THINKING THE MOVIE WAS GONNA BE MID BUR ITS LOTEEALLY THE OPPPSUTE IM YONNA CRYRYYWHIAHAIAJAJNSNSSJS

I genuinely love this movie sm its unreasonable.

I walked into that room asking myself, "will I wish to watch this movie for the first time ever afterwards?"

yes. yes i would. ik it sounds like I'm glazing the movie hard asf but akzjzhzzjzghzgzhzgz

[fangxin-guoshi]

It's honestly so telling how hashirama interacts with Madara. During the war arc, Madara was sooo excited to see hashirama. The series is showing us through madara's fanboying that hashirama is incredibly important to him. He's constantly praising him when fighting the 5 kage and saying how hashirama is the only one who can defeat him. He's not even angry abt hashirama quite literally stabbing him in the back (and deeming him less important than the village). From this the audience can tell that Madara, more than anything (bc he literally paused what he was doing during the war to do this), WANTS to connect with hashirama. Hsrm is the only person that can make him forget Abt project tsuki no me. I cannot stress this enough. He really LIKES hsrm and wants to be close to him. It's just that fighting is the only way he knows how to express that.

How does hashirama respond? He ignored him. (Yes, practically, ignoring ten tails kinda would've been bad but shut up it's the PRINCIPLE of the matter here also I'm low-key delulu) Madara is trying his hardest to connect with hashirama but hashirama doesn't even notice.

When they were on the cliff side overlooking the construction of konoha, and later in the dingy Uchiha basement talking Abt the stone tablet, hashirama was trying to sorta talk some sense into Madara but he was going about it the wrong way.

The difference is their communication styles:

Hashirama is a talker, he wants to solve problems through diplomatic means without any bloodshed. He was deeply scarred and traumatized from the warring states era, so he wants to avoid any and all fighting, which is similar to Itachi, who witnessed the 3rd war as a child and became a pacifist (like Itachi tho, hashirama realizes some *ahem* .....sacrifices need to be made for the "greater good")

Madara believes that people's actions hold more weight than words. You can see it when he was a child, and he talked Abt how in order for the adults to take him and hsrm seriously, they have to become really strong. Later, after izuna is killed, hashirama's offers for a truce don't work. In that moment where Madara is carrying a very bloody izuna and hashirama proposes to stop fighting, he looks around him and sees the damage that the senju inflicted on the Uchiha. He really wants to believe in Hashirama at that moment, but a combo of izuna's influence and the fact that for Madara, actions are far more important than frivolous words, stops him. It's only when hashirama is Abt to stab himself that Madara agrees with the truce, that hsrm "showed him what's inside him."

That's why hashirama's words didn't stop Madara from leaving the village. It's why during the war arc hashirama couldn't get through to him through talking. It's why madara's world view only changed when black zetsu stabs him in the back. Actions speak louder than words, kiddos.

That's why their relationship failed. Hashirama didn't know how to really connect with Madara in a way that would actually get through to him. That's also why Naruto used a lethal combo of talk no jutsu and beating the shit out of Sasuke to literally knock some sense into him. And it worked.

Anyways look at the madabooty

Goddamn.

[cryptvokeeper]

I think it’s interesting that most peepaw leo fics have the eponymous peepaw’s dynamic with past leo be some flavor of “I hate my past self cuz self loathing projection” or “I’ve learned to accept myself and my past mistakes, but god damn my younger self is annoying” (not all of them obviously but you cannot deny its the most common) because I feel like dynamics where f!leo actually likes his past self, not just tolerates or accepts but actually LIKES, have a lot of different potentials for conflicts and character interaction. So have some other theoretical peepaw feeling categories that I haven’t yet seen (but if someone HAS done em let me know cuz I would LOVE to see them)

“Regardless of my own self loathing I don’t hate my past self at all and actually really care abt being kind to him, but it becomes an overcorrection and I come across as condescending or coddling, which is not appreciated by a dude who is trying to take his leadership duties more seriously and feels snubbed now”

“I like my past self MORE than I like myself and defer to him cuz obviously he’s the better version for accomplishing my mission, but this puts an undue pressure on his shoulders and I need to learn to respect myself and my trust my own judgement again.”

“I like my past self and my past self likes me but we feed into each other in unhealthy ways and bring out our worst traits, exacerbated by the recent trauma we’ve been through.”

“I like my past self but I also know myself and know he will get a big head over it, so we must go to comically over the top lengths to not show how proud I am of him. I am at any moment barely holding back from fanboying over myself.”

[enposter]

++ ENHYPEN's HYUNG LINE HAVING A CRUSH ON ANOTHER IDOL °.+*

pairing: idol!enhypen hyung line x idol!reader

warnings: none as i know of. maybe mention of getting stuck in an elevator, food mention

a/n: i didnt rlly know what to name this reaction this was the best i came up w 🥸 also im sorry hee and jays r much shorter i will make them longer next time

reblogs and feedback are greatly appreciated <3

navigation.

lee heeseung — 이희승

i have a huge Huge feeling dude would Not know what to do 😭

esp if ur under hybe as well??? He would always see u in the hallways and would be so starstruck by ur beauty every single time so would you

poor baby would be too shy to start up a conversation with you and would end up longing from afar :(

BUT!!! you guys got stuck in an elevator together. while its not the most ideal situation to be in.

He!! Lee Heeseung!! had the chance to talk to you!!!!!

he was So gonna rub this in ni-ki's face bc little shit said he was never gonna balls up and start a convo 😒

and start a conversation he did

you guys ending up hitting it off and exchanged numbers <3

talking whenever and eating lunch together when you both can <3

imagine learning each others dances together :(( AFFGH

SINGING EACH OTHERS SONGS AAHHHH

the hybe family games together agshdjsjcj

after the hybe family games u guys are one of the cutest friendships in kpop and everyone loves you so much

sunghoon owes jake 10 bucks now since hee talked to you

park jongseong — 박종성

jay really just Screams friends to lovers to me it makes so much sense

you guys have been friends ever since you met at inkigayooo.

sunoo actually gave you a sandwich cause he was a huge fan of ur group wanting to be friends pleek TT

ANYWAYS,,, ur group and enha became close, seeing as you debuted around the same time and were all around the same age.

jay fell for you so easily, your humor and personality were charming, inviting. everything about you was perfect to him.

honestly you never really knew jay liked you because you thought he treated you like everybody else???

THAT IS !!!! until you heard the jakehoon talking abt it

you went complete 🚨🚨🚨 /pos maybe like 🚨😮🥰🚨

YOU NEEDED TO KNOW IF THIS WAS SERIOUS??? obviously who wouldnt need to know if jay liked them???

you never thought of him in that way. but it just felt so right when you did

you didnt wanna push so you just sat not so calmy with this newfound information until you couldnt hold it in anymore.

safe to say, you two are partners and so are happy <3

sim jaeyun — 심재윤

jakey jakey jakey jakeyyy

your group had debuted before enha and niki was a huge fan because WOW?? UR DANCING SKILLS?? out of this WORLD

niki soon introduced ur group to sunoo, sunoo introduced it to jake and jake introduced it so Everybody.

he was just so captivated by you. ur vibe everything about you was just so interesting to him.

he spent the first whole night he learnt abt ur group binging video and compilations of you.

jakey was a hardcore fanboy now

everything was fine and he was fanboying alone until you both were promoting at the same time

poor puppy was a Mess.

remember how he was looking at the wall instead of wony? yeah thats him but 2007382 worse because his ears are so red from looking at you One time.

but somehow !! someway !! he mustered up the courage to talk to you

cue kissin u by miranda cosgrove sparks fly its like electricity i might die when i forget how to breathe you get closer and theres nowhere in this world id rather be

you thought he was so cute because he was so sweet and shy talking to you. and you!! YOU!!! gave him!! your number🥰

jakey would send you dog videos any chance and if ur a cat person he'd send cute cat videos too but mostly dogs aka layla

itd be kinda hard to hangout since ur in different companies but you guys facetimed any chance you could get

AGGH i love sim jake so much i might cry

and

"baby did you know that i was a huge fan of you and ur group! :D thats why i came and talked to you"

"i know jakey" "HOW????" "riki told me"

absolute betrayal noises he'd be so dramatic goodness

park sunghoon — 박성훈

i feel like he first saw you at music bank since he was an mc

your group was promoting ur new cute concept mini album and goodness

you were just. So. Cute.

absolutely melted but kept quite composed yk how it is professional things

hoon would talk abt u all the time but would Not make a move toward actually talking to you. smh

our wonyoung and enha were actually the ones who pushed him to Say Something

so one day on ur groups last day of promoting wony gave sunghoon a stern look and Bro Booked it trying to find you

he was looking around, out of breath from running and didnt even notice that he bumped into and knocked you over

was so extremely flustered

he did help you up tho like the gentleman he is <3

apologized profusely would not stop until he literally made you push him over also 😭

you just tapped him cause ??? why would you push him over pls

you guys did not exchange numbers cause hoon was too flustered to do anything and bowed and walked into a wall away

you guys will be pushed together again one day i promise you

You just have to ask for his number next time <:]

enposter @ tumblr | 2022

[gxnic]

Can I request Aoi Todo headcannons? We love big beefy men 🤪😭 If it’s okay, can you also make this one plus sized friendly 😅

omg yeah i’d be happy to!!! my boy todo never gets any love i never see anybody write abt him :(</3 so i am actually hella excited that u requested this. we do in fact love big beefy men here

general aoi todo headcanons

cw: gn! reader, nsfw stuff that’s separate from the sfw stuff

a/n: still working on my yuji and gojo one shots, sorry they’re taking so long. i’m peculiar bc my writing :(

masterlist

sfw

ooooof okkkk

i feel like this is kindaaa self explanatory but ur gonna have to put up with his idol obsession if ur in a relationship with him i’m sorry loves

he’s just a fanboy tho nothing to take personally

it’s kinda cute how excited he gets abt it like he’s so passionate

he gets all jealous tho if u talk about some celebrity u find attractive

don’t get me wrong he’ll never ACTUALLY get angry

but pouty is definitely the right word

he just doesn’t like to share u :(</3

bc let’s be real he’s more obsessed with u than anybody else

he’s so smitten for u like

i imagine when he asked u out in his head beforehand he was like “OH YEAH I GOT THIS NOTHING WILL GET IN MY WAY >:)))”

and then when the time actually came and he was asking u he was like

“would uu (´,,•ω•,,)… um… (〃▽〃) like to hang out with me maybeee…. one on one? (灬ºωº灬) like i mean a date - ITSCOOLIFNOTTHOUGHDONTFEELOBLIGATEDTOSAYYES (^◇^；)” while looking anywhere but your eyes

like that would happen regardless of how close you were beforehand

and then u say yes and he’s all like “AH OF COURSE YOU SAID YES I KNEW YOU WOULD >:DDDD”

he calls u babe/baby sigh

being in a relationship with todo also probably means being pretty good friends with yuji as well

it also entails alwaysss being on the go

this guy has no chill so ur probably gonna have to have a lot of energy to be with him

he may be a little airheaded but he knows he’s a handful so he appreciates u always being there dealing with him :)

i feel like todo would also prefer a fellow jujutsu sorcerer s/o

mmmm yes watching u fight his eyeballs find that so delicious

howeverrrrrrr if u do just lead a regular life that’s cool too u just gotta be super open minded with what he does as a sorcerer bc he’s gonna be super open about it with you

like that’s a really good quality he has

he is literally ALWAYS honest

he’s incapable of lying to you

and even if he did try lying he’d be soooo bad at it LOLL

i feel like todo falls victim to the “big strong beefy man is secretly an even bigger softie” trope

he’s suchhhh a sucker for some cute cheesy romance he definitely collects shoujo manga

for some reason i feel like he’s surprisingly good at skin care?

(please do remind him that deodorant exists tho)

also might ask to get matching tattoos…

obviously he doesn’t like getting hurt in battle but he does especially enjoy the part where you get to tend to his wounds

the feeling of your soft hands in contrast to his scarred up body built of pure muscle…

the way your body is always so close to him as you gently clean and wrap his wounds…

he even finds you adorable when you’re lightly scolding him to be less reckless

pls give him back rubs and massages too awwww that would make him melt

his favorite cuddling position is him laying on his back and you laid out across his chest

he especially likes this when you’re going to bed together bc he literally takes up the entire bed when he sleeps.

like he sprawls out across the whole thing

so if you’re on top of him then no need to worry about taking up your bed room :)

training together!

and you losing.

a lot.

he doesn’t go easy on u.

ever.

he wants u to improve after all!

he breaks u in pretty roughly when it comes to training but he’s a good teacher :)

it’s so funny when y’all hold hands too cause his are so big they literally encase yours

like have u seen him.

no matter ur height, weight, gender

he is bigger than u in every sense of the word.

which means he picks u up a lot

and like carries u around an unnecessary amount

let him bench press u LOL

he’ll be able to do it.

but anyway he rly likes this bc even if he knows u can protect yourself he loves knowing/feeling like he can protect u as well!

like i’m telling u right now there’s not a single soul in the world that would be able to lay a finger on you with him around

and if somebody somehow managed to

well…

they best get to praying.

nsfw

oh lordddd

do i even need to say that this man has a big dick?

i feel like that’s super obvious

but yea he’s got a big dick.

big breeder balls too whoops

his balls r heavyyyyy

pls play with them he loves it

he likes oral but hear me out - he prefers giving

definitely leans into being a service dom

when it comes to going down on you what he lacks in skill he 100% makes up for with enthusiasm

he loves making a sloppy wet mess between your thighs with his mouth

i don’t think this man has a lot, if any, sexual experience with another human being im sorry

meaning that it’ll take him some time to get used to

like, at first he might be pretty rough with you

he’s used to handling things in life with bluntness and brute force

you’re definitely gonna have to guide him through prepping you the first time

i’m gonna be honest with you, it’ll hurt

i know i’ve brought this up a few times but shiiiiit todo is a big man

he’s gonna split u open on that fat cock

size kink to the extreme which is great cause you’re definitely small in comparison to him anyway

he probably won’t last very long the first few times awwww <33

he likes it when you’re somewhat dominant too

when you lead the way and tease him and praise him it makes him all the more horny

his favorite positions are either fucking you into a mating press or you riding him

he’ll fuck your thighs too :p

i know its canon he’s an ass man n shit but along with that he’s also in loveeee with your thighs

he’s in love with your entire body

every curve every stretch mark every freckle every mole

goddddd just everything

you’re like a god to him

his favorite place to cum is your back

he fucks you real fast too

like at an astronomically fast pace

up to you whether or not you’ll have to ask him to slow down ;)

if he’s feeling more dominant he’ll literally fucking manhandle you into different positions ugh oh to be used like a ragdoll

he’ll slip all the way out of you then pound right back in

pls be vocal when you’re in bed with him it motivates him and makes him feel so so good

he’s a grunter

he’s the kinda guy who doesn’t mind at all if you wear revealing clothing

like he isn’t ever gonna complain about getting to see more of u he thinks ppl who get upset abt that kind of thing are stuuuuuupidddddd

he leaves hickey trails down ur body and wants u to do the same to him

the other third years just groan at the hickeys and scratches on him and refuse to acknowledge them they’d rather die than hear about his sexscapades

he worships your body and the ground you walk on

and while he wants to be gentle with you, and he is at the beginning, eventually it gets to a point where the image of you struggling to take him gets him off

his veiny cock always rubs every inch of your insides, impossible to miss your most sensitive spots

he has sooooo. much. stamina.

he can go for rounds upon rounds upon rounds

there’s no way you’re ever gonna cum just once

[ejcaswelll]

(lovingly) holding u at knife point and demanding more abt the season 1 au where Ricky doesn't join the musical

this is exactly the kind of gentle threat i need in my life, thank you 🥰

god i love this fic. it’s so tropey, i’m just gonna say that right out of the gate, like it’s really just an amalgamation of all the caswen romcom high school tropes i wanted to see in the world. for one, this fic has pining ej which is my absolute bread and fucking butter like if there’s anything i know in my heart, it’s that ej would fall first, thank you for your time. crucially, this fic also has oblivious ricky, which is actually SO hard to write because i do think ricky is a pretty perceptive person but like. i needed him to be a little fool so ej could be extra flirty without the jig being up too fast. this isn’t a slow burn exactly but it’s like. a simmer. a rolling boil, if you will. anyways you literally didn’t ask for any of this so here’s the snippet you came for!

“I’m EJ,” Caswell says and Ricky almost says I know before realizing how a) fucking weird that would be, and b) not wanting to add to Caswell’s already overinflated ego.

Faced with difficult choices, Ricky tends to pick whatever the funniest option is, so he just decides to pretend he has no idea who EJ Caswell is.

“Cool,” Ricky says, keeping his expression neutral. “Are you a junior?”

Everyone knows he’s a senior, including Ricky, but god is it worth the look on Caswell’s face.

“Am I a— no, I— I’m a senior,” Caswell fumbles out, looking completely thrown.

Ricky keeps his face blank, nodding like this is all brand new information. He overhears Nini’s voice again and turns to watch her belt her little lungs out on stage.

“Yeah, Nini!” he whoops and the drama teacher levels a glare at him. He lifts his palms in a my bad gesture. Nini rolls her eyes at him on stage and he sees Kourtney mouth idiot at him in the seethingly disdainful way that she only seems to reserve for him.

When he turns back to Caswell, it’s to find him already staring Ricky down, eyes sharp. Ricky swallows nervously and has to restrain himself from straightening up out of his lazy sprawl again the wall.

“So, are you and Nini…?” Caswell asks, trailing off meaningfully and raising his eyebrows.

“Oh, no— not like that,” Ricky blurts, and then immediately regrets giving Caswell a free pass to hit on Nini. Ugh.

Caswell smiles, eyes lighting up with it in a way that Ricky’s sure all the freshman girls swoon over.

“Cool,” Caswell says and Ricky imagines he’s thinking of all the terrible little pick up lines he can use on Nini. Or maybe EJ Caswell’s the kind of guy who doesn’t need pick up lines, maybe he just knows exactly what to say and when to say it. He doesn’t seem like someone who’d have to try hard at all, with anything.

Nini, Ricky thinks despairingly, please do not fall for this asshole.

Ricky feels his phone buzz in his pocket and pulls it out to tap out a quick back and forth with Big Red about hitting the skate park tomorrow.

Vaguely he can sense Caswell shifting next to him. “Hey, so,” Caswell starts, “I never got your na—“

“Ricky!” Nini yells, entirely too loud and entirely too excited. “Never come here early again, I could feel your judgy little stare from the back of the room!”

Ricky grins, pocketing his phone. “Someone’s gotta keep you humble, Neen,” Ricky tells her, patting her condescendingly on the head. She swats at his hand.

“Bold words from her number one fanboy,” Kourtney drawls, coming up beside them. She glances over Ricky’s shoulder and he suddenly remembers Caswell behind him.

“EJ, Miss Jenn wanted to run over a couple things with you before tomorrow,” Kourtney tells him.

“Oh— yeah, okay,” Caswell says, in a tone that sounds kind of resigned. Weirdo, he’s the one who signed up to all this.

Caswell moves to leave and Ricky has to steady himself from stumbling back a little, at how close he brushes, the heat of him seeping through Ricky’s hoodie.

“See you around, Ricky,” Caswell says as he passes him. Up close, Ricky can see his eyes are green instead of the blue he’d always assumed.

Ricky doesn’t realize he’s watched Caswell walk all the way up to Miss Jenn until he turns to find both Nini and Kourtney squinting at him.

“What?” he asks.

“Hm,” is all Kourtney says before she bumps past him to stride out the auditorium doors.

Ricky turns back to Nini, whispers, “I know I’ve said this before, but Kourtney terrifies me.”

“As she should,” Nini says solemnly and then reaches up to jingle her keys in his face. “First one to the car gets the aux cord.”

[zukkatrash]

im pretty sure nobody wants this content but:

aged up, no bending atla x fallout 4 crossover!!!

(spoilers for some atla and fo4 stuff obviously, and in sukis part i rant abt the ending where ur against the brotherhood, so major spoilers for that too)

lets start with katara

katara is a minuteman, no lets be real shes the goddamn general, preston took one look at her and immediately knew she'd protect the people of the commonwealth with all she had

elder maxon is actually scared of her, which is why he refuses to let her on the prydwen so none of his underlings see him fold under her stare

shes probably the first minuteman that hancock like actually truly respects bc he knows shes 100% abt the ppl and goodneighbors motto is literally "of the people for the people"

katara is a probably a bit conflicted about him at first bc u know hes a bit ruthless for her taste, but she can see his heart's in the right place

she definitely helped marcy long with her grief and turned her anger into smth productive, aka marcy is now probably a high ranking minuteman

sokka

def a railroad agent (i read alchemy, sue me)

him and tinker tom are the best buddies and yes sokka got convinced to drink his weird serum thing, stop bringing it up!!

god just the crazy inventions those two would cook up, they'd probs scare the shit out of the institute

on topic of the institute, theres probably like at least one abduction attempt from them a month but hes not only smart but a badass too

hes also one of the only people dr. amari is actually nice to and will routinely rescue him from irmas relentless flirting

he definitely fanboys with kent collony over the shroud

i feel like deacon would drive him mad, because on one hand he gets the secrecy and that he doesn't want anyone to get too close but also deacs, my man u cant shut everyone out with ur lies

okay now im thinking abt them bonding over their dead gfs and am sad

when he meets nick he has to hold back soooo hard to not ask invasive questions, bc nick is basically a walking insight into the institute, but hes alao a person who sokka respects and really doesn't wanna be an ass to

toph

also with the railroad(but shes a heavy ofc), probably mostly bc shed get more action there

sokka and tinker tom def made her some really cool gadget à la seismic sense so shes still a BEAST

she can also hear a raider ambush/lurking wildlife before anyone else and if shes not with anyone who needs to avoid that kinda stuff she pulls out her trusty missile launcher and makes quick work of her enemies

probably participates in cage matches at the combat zone and raiders shit their pants when they see her

toph is either dating glory or cait or both, cant decide, just badass wlw

or maybe fahrenheit 🤔, i mean the only refrence of tophs type we have is that she mightve had a crush on sokka who is not only strong but smart and u cant tell me fahr isnt smart, she might only have like 5 lines but at least one of them is abt chess which is a common shorthand for intelligence and she is undoubtedly a badass so yes toph and fahr! never thought id think of those two as a ship but here we are haha

zuko

is the silver shroud, you can't change my mind he's a righteous theatre kid ofc he's the shroud

suki

also a minute man, probably kataras second in command

shes the one training the minutemen at the castle

danse tried so desperately to recruit her but suki is too smart to fall for the bos' bullshit

probably plays into his whole spiel tho to get an inside look at the bos and takes them down from the inside

and not by blowing the ship up wtf there are kids on the prydwen what the fuck why cant u get them out beforehand??? why is that the only option to get the bos out of the commonwealth???? they steal poor farmers crops ffs i want them gone! WITHOUT killing innocent children that are being indoctrinated what the fuck

aang

im actually having a really hard time to imagine aang in fo4 bc u know its a biiit violent for a pacifist monk but i really dont wanna just make him a farmer or some boring shit, its just that stuff usually needs killing in some way in fo4

okay nvm i can def picture him on the island mediating that whole conflict between arcadia, the children of the atom and far harbor

oh god aang finding out how dima kept the 'peace' would be a brutal fucking scene, i dont wanna spoil too much if possible but aang would def feel really betrayed by dima

i can see aang arriving at the island and really trying to make everyone understand that dima only wants arcadia to be safe and left alone and i have no idea how he would actually deal with dima once the truth comes out but fuuck, bending or not aang def entered the avatar state there

but just to be clear he still protects arcadia, just bc its built by smn who thinks the ends justify the means doesnt mean that synths dont deserve to live in fucking peace for once

also aang would absolutely adore erikson and his puppies ^^

but back to the commonwealth

aang would for sureee advocate against the mind wipes the railroad makes and try to find other ways to help synths

he probs cannot deal with desdemonia saying that erasing the synths memory and identity is the only way to keep them safe, aang knows what loss means and he wont stand for it

and i can see him do a lot of the actual building in the settlements and helping all those small communities to flourish

now for the crack, as in i dont think this is in character but i thought of it so now yall have to read abt it:

the fire nation is in nuka world, also there is no overboss per se bc except for like 3 lines we know nothing of colter

ozai leads the operators, but also kinda everyone, so basically the overboss

post breakdown, pre redemption azula leads the disciples

zhao leads the pack bc like mason hes an animal and i hate him ^^

gage is dead bc unfortunately ozai isnt dumb, altho ozai was dumb enough to underestimate zuko when he literally told him his plan to join the gaang, but then again gage didnt like colter bc he didnt get shit done and unfortunately ozai does get shit done so gage is probably delighted :(

if anyone actually read this and wants to add on pleaseee do!!!

[wraithwolf]

so let’s talk about Shieda fucking Kayn——

first off, I actually want to give props to Riot because as much as I change shit around I'm genuinely glad we're continuing to receive lore that intertwines with other pieces rather than having a bunch of standalones that generally fail (and subsequently receive harsher criticism) solely because they have nothing to lean on. as expected some (most) people are unhappy with it but if nothing else I'm glad Kayn has lore beyond his little intro paragraph because y'all know they very well could've just gave us that and left it. (I'm not here to complain about the comm tho that's a separate post) basically, I'm Pleased and there's a lot to think about.

Initially, the decision to make Kayn a Noxian threw me for a Big Ass Loop™ because I was convinced the Order was exclusively for Ionians (more specifically, Ionians proved worthy by Zed) and while Kayn was still chosen by Zed there’s an underlying irony in this choice. We’re deep into the Ionian/Noxian war by the time Kayn is forced into it, and while Zed isn’t exactly the most Merciful or #Relatable person, imagine the intrigue a person such as himself had in seeing a poor, Noxian child with the drive and the anger of that of a seasoned warrior not only still holding on (considering Zed and co. didn’t arrive to the scene for two days after Kayn was dispatched) throughout all of the carnage that surely followed, but finding the strength to take up his weapon once again. For what it’s worth, Kayn was determined to fight for his life or literally die trying no matter who challenged him. We know Kayn didn’t know who was standing over him, but he was willing to fight anyway. I imagine Zed to have found it admirable, but at the same time beneficial: being able to change this boy and harness his rage, then unleash it against the same people that otherwise would’ve let him die at the Epool. The same people that sought to slay his own. I’m 50/50 about this because I speculated Zed had a reason for taking Kayn under his wing, but I didn’t expect the Noxian angle at all.

The thing is, there’s a lot more irony to this beyond Zed taking in a Noxian to use against other Noxians, as we can obviously see. Kayn resembles Zed in many ways— a familiar, stubborn arrogance alongside the same hungry determination that inevitably consumes him to be more than what he is, going as far as to seek an advantage through outside means - just like Zed in seeking out the Box to surpass Shen, Kayn seeks out Rhaast; only it’s safe to say Kayn is far more ambitious in his reasons for doing so, as in Kayn wants control of the fucking Order itself where Zed... wasn’t so bold, at the time.

It’s interesting to think about how an endgame for Kayn (and also Zed, since at least in Zed’s case we have to consider his current (????) involvement with Shen in an attempt to stop Jhin all over again and then add Kayn to the mix) would play out as it is almost entirely dependent on Zed and Kayn’s will alone. Should Kayn succumb to Rhaast, (which now seems a little more plausible with Kayn’s cockiness running amok through everything he does) I imagine the dynamic would change entirely as it goes beyond controlling Kayn as best as Zed can (I use control loosely because while I imagine Zed to run the Order as he sees fit, to make it a total dictatorship still seems like a little bit of a stretch to me if only because we don’t know how Zed reacted to Kayn returning with the Darkin scythe in hand and word that he Literally Killed Nakuri in order to bring it back) to having to deal with him without risking the rest of the Order and all of Ionia itself. They’ve already got Jhin running around, for gods sake, they don’t need a fucking Darkin along with him.

Ultimately, a lot like with champs such as Zed and Jhin, a real endgame is left up to the writer of said character and the overall interpretation itself. The way I see it, Zed isn’t going to be pleased with Kayn’s decisions to not only kill another member of the Order but also to voluntarily give part of himself to Rhaast in order to ‘control’ him; but again we return to Zed’s somewhat Ulterior Motive as to why he brought Kayn in in the first place. It’s not hard to tell that Kayn is confident, though overbearingly so--and from the looks of it, Zed isn’t The Happiest about Kayn’s behavior nor his choices but there are fragments of Kayn that Zed can recall in himself that might just allow certain things... to an extent. I’m in no way saying Zed just “o ok u just killed one of my students and defied my orders and also want The Order from me, Cool” because I’m laughing imagining the lecture/punishment Kayn actually receives after he returns with Rhaast and Kayn just scowling and grumbling the entire time but! I can see him allowing few aspects of Kayn solely because if he can convince Kayn that his strength comes from him, not Rhaast, Kayn can overcome Rhaast, and Zed can continue to shape him.

Also, let me add right now that while I don’t think Zed would risk much for him, (I’ve never supported 100% Evil Zed but I’m not a “Zed Did Nothing Wrong” stan either) I also don’t agree with the idea that Zed wants Kayn to lose himself to Rhaast, that Zed would send Kayn to deal with Jhin, or that Zed would even involve him in it. The risk, in all of these scenarios is vastly higher than the reward. Again, a Literal Darkin running around slaughtering everyone would mean further disaster for Ionia, and inevitably word would get around who brought Kayn (and Rhaast by relation) into the nation, and while Zed isn’t exactly a secret to all, I doubt he’d want to bring himself and his actions front and center. Kayn is still extremely young (eighteen-nineteen??) and while he’s in no way weak or stupid (s/o to Mint for mentioning this entire point to me i love u big hug) Jhin has years of experience on him. It wouldn’t be difficult for Jhin to take advantage of Kayn and either kill him on the spot or put him through worse knowing it was a stronger way to get to Zed especially if we can assume Kayn would completely underestimate him. For what it’s worth... my interpretation, specifically, has yet to know of Jhin at all. Whether or not he later on learns and what happens thereafter is to be decided. (*aggressively chinhands*)

Furthermore, in regards to the “wow he is so cliche” “wow he is so edgy” arguments that plague his Entire Fucking Existence and tag right now... yes. It was obvious he was going to be a little edgy and a little bit of a cliche. That doesn’t (and it shouldn’t) take away from the potential he has to further flesh out the lore as a whole. You gotta realize now more than ever that Kayn is young, one of the youngest champions (?) to have a fairly deep involvement with some larger scale issues going on within the overall story. I can name a few other champs that follow a similar path and are edgy in their own respects, but I’m not going to. The lore has disproved many things, one of them being that Kayn isn’t Just Edgy for the sake of being edgy. It’s very likely that as he grows and matures, a lot of his current mannerisms will fade/vanish entirely depending on what happens to him in the future. In a nutshell, being edgy doesn’t make him a joke, and he’s clearly not an unconditional, rampant Zed fanboi uguu kouhai xDdD like a lot of people were using at the forefront of their argument as to why they dislike him. 💁

TO CONCLUDE ... I like Kayn, I like his lore, and I’m really liking the possibilities for building him and taking him in a direction entirely my own. (and that’s just for main verse, let alone the possible skin aus, modern verse, what have you) Of course, it wouldn’t be a Blog by Hina™ without some divergence, but I’ll be figuring that out as I go. I already have some specific ideas pertaining to my interpretation exclusively, but they need to be tested/written down before I can really apply them. I am Happy, and I’m looking forward to keeping this going.

some additional stuff I noted/had confirmed to cover later but still want to mention:

nakuri calls kayn brother! the order is (at least somewhat) familial! miss me with that ‘nobody cares abt each other in the order’ shit

is it safe to say kayn’s abilities covered in the lore/in game (the wall walking and the ability to literally enter bodies for a short time especially) are things zed is also capable of? he couldn’t have learned them from anyone but zed, right?

A Big Old Confirmation that when kayn enters another body, he can see (and subsequently feel) just as the person would be for that moment. i’d like to think that eventually, kayn can fine tune this ability and utilize it for longer durations, however i imagine there will always be a risk from it and the victim will most likely always suffer afterwards. more on that Eventually™

another Big Confirm that rhaast’s control leaves both physical and mental effects on the body (however it happens a lot faster than i originally anticipated) and the longer the usage, the more this shows in the form of carapace. i’ll also be covering this at Some Point but even in kayn’s shadow assassin form, we see that the carapace is Gone (?) but in its place are dark dark marks, implying that even once rhaast is purged, remnants of him are still there most likely because of how long he was allowed to manifest. i’m still debating if this actually would hinder kayn’s eyesight / usage of his arm for a while should he overcome rhaast.

rhaast can be heard by more than just his wielder, which is something i wasn’t thinking was possible. however, this could be a conditional thing to where either rhaast can choose who hears him or the only ones that do hear him are those susceptible to his control. either? or? the world is yet to know.

[amazingbees]

long, long list of empath/psychic Aesthetics™

“getting rly fkn attached to the ppl, plots, etc. from ur dreams

waking up & needing 2-3 hours to mourn & emotionally detach urself from ur dream universes

getting occasional feelings from ur twin flame & accidentally mistaking them fr ur own

getting rly rly sad fr no reason walking arnd in the hallways @ school

just in general, getting rly rly sad fr no reason

“ghost, i love u, but im busy rn” 

“ghost, i love u, but can u pls not touch me rn, thanks”

“ghost, i love u, but im talking to someone else rn”

not being able to tell if a sudden vision is a message from a deity/spirit, a flashback from a previous life, or some sorta omen or smth

“ghost, i love u, but can u pls stop clinging to me rn”

talking to ppl who dont believe in spiritual stuff & just, ,,, ,, Y’know.

getting random flashbacks to past dreams & gettin real Bummed Out™

missing ur friends from past lives

wanting to go back to ur past lives

“that reminds me of smth that happened in onea my past lives”

“have we met before”

“i feel like i know u”

having 100% of ur emotions based either on the moon & other astrological things, or other ppl in the room

missing ppl uve never met

feeling Incomplete™ w/o them

“ok who the fuck is feeling arousal in this room rn bc could u pls turn that tf down rn, thanks”

staring directly to the side of someones head bc their aura is rly fun to watch

“fuck, ur aura is so pretty”

seeing shades of pink & red in someones aura & just 🔍👀 

“is that actually physically that color or is it just a Spiritual Color Thing”

going to old places & getting that.... Feeling

touching old objects & getting that....... Feeling

reading old books/saying old prayers & getting that....... Feeling....

being able to physically feel someones personality when u touch them

being able to physically feel someones personality when u hold smth theyve owned fr a long time

“ok this is gonna sound kinda weird, but can i touch the center of ur chest, i wanna feel ur 4th chakra”

only being able to express things & feelings w/ colors, elements, planets, zodiac signs, notes on the piano, textures, patterns, etc.

“porn is so so fake lmao”

hearing someone talk in a foreign language u dont understand but being able to generally get the gist of what theyre saying from their emotions & facial expressions

“so whats (name) like?” “mostly dark blue & purple, the smell of sandalwood & smoke, neptune, black onyx”

“ok but what does that Mean” “:)”

feeling rly spiritually attached to crystals, more than possible w/ other ppl

“this crystal is my bf”

“this deity is my bf”

“this ghost is my bf”

“this planet is my bf”

feeling like ur house is an Ecosystem, w/ all the different energies & ghosts & elementals & other spirits 

“wow, you can talk to angels, really? that’s so amazing!!!!!! i could never imagine!!!!!” yeah thanks i ate a whole bag of flaming hot cheetos w/ my guardian angel last night & we fanboyed together abt my shit interests

“wow, you can talk to spirits, really???? how do you do that!!!!!” just say hi lmao, its not as formal as u think + theyre p much constantly around u so ur prolly already friends, even if u dont know it

projecting just to visit ur astral friends

[towards a group of spirits most likely older than ur great-great-great-great-grandparents] whats up losers 

“bad spirits or demons cant rly hurt u unless u give them the power to”

“u can have astral sex, yknow”

getting a pull from ur astral friends in the middle of smth important

semiprojecting in the middle of a rly boring class

talking to spirits in the middle of a rly boring class

doing energy work in the middle of a rly boring class

“energy work is rly easy! here, i’ll teach u”

^ teaching all ur friends the hand-rubbing technique

making sigils fr ur friends, even if they dont rly know what they r or how to use them

sending ur friends random bursts of positive energy, just bc

sending strangers((esp. those that look like theyre goin somewhere important)) random bursts of positive energy, just bc

“holy fuck ur guardian angel is hot”

lowkey hanging arnd ppl just bc of the spirits that hang around them

flirting with spirits

@ spirits: “would u b comfy w/ giving me a kiss on the cheek??”

@ spirits “u should come over sometime to hang out, i can attach u to my necklace if u want !!” 

just, being rly in love w/ spirits in general

carrying arnd spirits w/ u as u go on w/ ur everyday life

smiling in the middle of class bc u remember a spirit or bc of smth a spirit says to u

feeling a spirit hug u or kiss ur face & just: !!!!!!

sorry ill move on

“i’m rly afraid of ghosts!!! :(” why

“they’re so scary!!!!!” theyre ppl???? they have thoughts & feelings & personalities & some can b bad, sure!! but 90% of them r good & pure & if ur attracting negative spirits, its bc thats the only type ur thinking abt !!!! negative spirits r attracted to negative ppl !!!!!!

mo vI IN g O n

Knowing(tm) in ur Heart(tm) that some ppl dislike u, but still gettin kinda salty when u find this out irl

“this is my friend!!! theyre an amazingly good person whos never done anything wrong!!! i trust them!!!!” ... can u srsly not feel That

gettin Bad Feelings(tm) abt someone, & trying to ignore them

being proved right abt ur Bad Feelings

“i love this celebrity w/ my whole heart!!! theyre so pure & wholesome!!!!” ................................ can u srsly not feel That

knowing beforehand if someones problematic or not

“that person’s aura feels like a trump supporter”

when 2 ppl get together & they look rly happy but u can Feel smth between them that feels unstable

feeling Sadness on someone but not knowing Entirely what its abt

seeing glimses of someones past life

seeing glimses of someones True Face

seeing someones True Face & nothing else, not rly entirely knowing what their actual, physical face is

“i dont mean to freak u out, but u do know abt that negative spirit on ur back rn. right”

occasionally seeing a rly rly scary face in ur minds eye, but trying to flirt w/ the spirit so u can see it on a more level ground

meeting someone else whos Spiritual(tm) & trying to find out abt How Much they know, How Much theyre interested in

“is this an omen”

being rly attached to ur tarot cards

“these cards r my bf”

resting ur tarot cards under a nourishing crystal as a ‘thanks’ fr their hard work

kissing ur card deck

kissing ur crystals

putting positive energy into ur mirrors, ur makeup, ur nail polish, ur jewelry, ur clothes, etc.

ok thats it fr now

i have More, but

i’ll restrain myself

fr Now