#GOD FORBID HE WANTS TO BE PRETTYYY
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baconcolacan · 3 months ago
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The more beard Stay Tord gets, the more likely it is he will be in a dress btw
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sillygoofyqueer · 7 months ago
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The Untamed review: episode four!!!!
My name, so this one better be good
I love the intro but it's so FUCKING LONG
Wei Wuxian, there's no way you're going to be late for this, oh my god
Also, sleeping in papers, what a guy
Lan Wangji is stealing the show so much
GUYS, SYNCHRONISATION IS KEY
Fuck me, you're going to read them all out???
I'd cry
WEI WUXIAN YAWNING ALREADY
stop yawning so much.
The fuck is that sound????
IS THAT NIE HUAISANG?????
Also, pulling that look is so amusing
Lan Wangji with the side eye, you can tell he gets it from Lan Qiren
Wei Wuxian looks so confused, poor bastard
Literally all whispering as if it means nothing
WEI WUXIAN STOP ENCOURAGING HIM!!!!!!
This is getting funnier by the deconf
The cheeky little smile and wave Wei Wuxian gives Lan Wangji, I too would be shaking in my 'gay denial' boots
Bro got iced out 😔
FUDDY-DUDDY HAHAHAHAHAHAAA
This is the look of a great friendship
The fuck is Jin clan doing??? Jin Zixuan, you aren't that important
Oooooh, bribery
I thought the Lans hated fancy things
Also THE FACE WEI WUXIAN PULLS IN AGREEMENT OF JIANG CHENG I'M CACKLING
That's right, listen to Jiang Yanli, she's the boss this time
NIE CLAN'S TURN!!!!!
This is going to go kind of bad. Or Jiang clan's, I haven't decided yet
My ass could not stand this long
The man making sure his hair is okay, literally cackling
My ass could also never be this synchronised
MENG YAO?!??! AS IN-- AS IN JIN GUANGYAO???
You know, you can tell. He has this dead look in his eyes and such a rubbery smile, it can only be one from the working class.
BRO'S ARE GOSSIPING ABOUT MENG YAO? (I don't like him, but he is tragic to be honest)
LAN XICHEN YOU ARE A WHORE AND I LOVE YOU FOR IT
Flirting fr
Also, Lan Xichen's jawline is insane, I can see why Lan Wangji mews. Has to catch up with his brother somehow.
AGH, IT'S THE WENS. SHOOT THEM DEAD NOW.
Kill Wen Chao. Kiiiiill.
WEN NING, MY LITTLE BUNDLE OF JOY!!!! YOU LOOK FUCKING TERRIFIED!!!
Y'all, literally crashing the party.
DUDES, YOU CAN'T FUCKING KILL HIM! HE'S ON FIRE HOLY SHIT
Wen Chao, when I get my hands on you *insert grumbling here*
Wen Qing, you're so pretty 😔 you and your brother are holding the entire Wen clan on your backs
Wen Ning closing his eyes, my little man, nooo 🥺
HELP THE POOR BASTARD
Oh thank god, Wen Qing, I love you.
The fuck you gonna do, Wen Chao?? She's the best.
Kill hiiiim.
Lucky.
INTERRUPTING FUCKING JIANG CLAN??? YOU BASTARDS.
Wen Ning looking down at the ground, I feel so bad for him 🥺
KILL HIM. KIIIIILL.
Lan Wangji ready to fucking square up hahahaha
Lan Xichen, I know politics and that, but it'd be so funny if he decked him, just let Lan Wangji take a swing and see if Wen Chao can get up from that.
Nie Huaisang literally gossiping, he's the best. Also he looks so prettyyy. And his fan??? I want.
Damn, Wei Wuxian, I know you've got balls, but the Wen Clan?? You brave dumbass.
HANGDOG?!???!? BRO COULD TAKE YOU DOWN WITH ONE ARM, YOU TAKE THAT BACK, YOU POMPOUS PRICK!
I love how Wei Wuxian just sighs and throws his hands up when he gets called a nobody. Truly the thickest skin.
That's right, stand up for your brother.
DAMN WEI YING, DAMN
I'd like to see you try, stuck up bastard.
WEI WUXIAN WAS ACTUALLY CARRYING HIS SWORD THIS WHOLE TIME??? I DEADASS THOUGHT IT WAS A STICK
Haha, an impasse. They'd sooo beat you down.
I like how they're so good at catching their swords. I wish I could.
Hahaha, Lan Xichen looks so done with everyone's shit. God forbid something is easy for once.
Catching everyone's attention with his badass flute playing.
L there goes the swords
They all look baffled hahaha
Nie Huaisang being gay with that look
Listen, he's an icon, okay. A massive icon.
BRO IS BASICALLY TELLING HIM TO PUT A MUZZLE ON HIS SHIT HAHAHA
Wen Qing sliding in to save the day, I love her.
Wen Ning looks so scared 😔
Don't be mean to her on WEN CHAO'S behaviour
Thanks Lan Qiren
TELLING HIM TO SCRAM, LAN XICHEN YOU ICON
"Be on time!! 🤭☺️"
I love when they gossip
Stoooop, he's ego's already immense enough as it is
"resisting evil guys is an endless joy" oh, Wei Wuxian, my beloved dumbass
Hahaha, it's stupidity, not courage.
YOU ARE SUCH A BAD INFLUENCE
"Stoooop, let me have fun"
Look, Lan Wangji, it's your boyfriend! Don't... DON'T IGNORE HIM!!!
Wei Wuxian never learns
"I fought him last night" and Nie Huaisang looks like he's about to pass out
They are such gossipers
Jiang Cheng stomping his feet as he follows haha
They obviously have alterior motives, Lan Xichen is sooo smart
He's catching on so fast haha
Lan Qiren gets his brain power from tea
I want to tug his beard tee hee
He's just dropping lore at this point
MENG YAO LOOKS PETRIFIED
Aw, they're going to be besties. What could possibly go wrong? (Foreshadowing foreshadowing)
He looks like he's about to cry, stoppp
Lan Xichen may also be having his own love crisis
WEN QING!!!!!
What you up to, guuurl?
Oh shit, you plotting. I'll leave you to it
They're having so much fun in the lake, they're literally best friends.
They share one brain cell haha
Hahahaha, the way that Nie Huaisang just takes Wei Wuxian's word as gospel
One day you'll catch a fish
Hehe, watch him pout
HE'S PLOTTING!!!
HAHAHA, DON'T LET HIM WIN
I love how he immediately goes serious
Don't just ditch Nie Huaisang like that
HOW ARE HIS ROBES DRY ALREADY???
He's so unaware of the danger he's in, that cheeky little smile
He's going to be such good friends with her, just you wait
He will get the answers he wants, he's like a fly that doesn't leave till he gets what he wants
Nice, turning it back on him
"I have serious business 😠" and she looks at him like 'what is it?' "catching fish 😌"
He's a loveable dumbass
SHE NEVER ANSWERED WEI
I wish I could dance like that. Oh, he's training, my bad.
Y'all, Jiang Cheng is so baby girl
He just feels inferior, leave him alone 😔
"You're both the same, you're dumbasses together"
Jiang Yanli, I love I live I adore
Everyone loves her soup xoxo
TAKE THE FISH, JIANG CHENG
Stoooop, he's teasing him, they're family
I hate fish but they seem to enjoy it
Goofy goobers I love
Mmm, guqin playing makes my ear drums vibrate
Everyone looks bored as shit
WEI WUXIAN IS LITERALLY SLEEPING
I want a group of randos to follow me around
HE WAS BEING POLITE!!! MOCKINGLY SO, BUT STILL
Jiang Cheng trying to wake up Wei Wuxian is so wholesome to me
NIE WAKE UP AGAIN
They're besties oh my god
PASSING NOTES IN CLASS, AND EATING!!!!
Even Lan Wangji looks ready to fall asleep lmao
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA
The glare, they're literally in love
All of the rules are boring
WEI WUXIAN, LMAOOOOOOOOOOOO, I LOVE HOW NIE HUAISANG IS EGGING HIM ON
Wei Wuxian is literally a genius, don't try and catch him off guard
Hehe, I'd do anything for Jiang Yanli to look so proud of me 😌
Literally targeting him, get over yourself
Lan Wangji himself can see his greatness first hand
THE LITTLE NOD NIE HUAISANG GIVES HIM AAAAWWWWWW
he can be proud if he wants, leave him alone
This is where it goes insane
Wangji, you show off, he does know he's just plotting
Shut up, he's just fucking calling on his star pupil to show off
Fuck off Jin Zixuan, you didn't know it either
Wei Wuxian, you are opening a whole can of worms
Lan Wangji, always there to answer his boyfriend's rival's queries
(side note: eating chicken and it's banging 😌)
Wei Wuxian, always picking things apart
Shut up Jin Zixuan, square up
Lan Wangji's side eye hahahaha
Wei Wuxian is just asking questions dude
THE SHOCK ON NIE HUAISANG'S FACE WHEN SOMETHING GETS LOBBED AT WEI WUXIAN
HE TRIED TO SHUSH HIM HAHAHA
Everyone is tryna shut him up lmaooo
He makes a point though
A THOUSAND TIMES HAHAAAAAA
He looks like a scolded child
Lan Wangji looks like it's a punishment for him as well
WEN NING MY BABY!!!!!
You're so good at aiming bbg
GO ON BABY!!!!!!
Wei Wuxian going in to compliment right away
He's forming his crush hahahaha
I love them both
"Why aren't you in the lecture?" "I'm too young, you?" "I got kicked out ☺️"
Adjusting posture? Makes for a great gay moment...just saying....
His first friend!!!!!!!
Wen Ning looks so flustered
WEN QING I LOVE YOU BUT YOU THREW HIM OFF!!!
Go on Wei Wuxian, saving the day
Wen Ning standing up for his new friend!!!
I love them
POSING HAHAHAHA
He looks like a kicked puppy
Lan Wangji is like a little stalker haha
THE ENDING IS SO LONG AS WELL
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