#GOD FORBID A WOMAN DO ANYTHING!!!

[fauvester]

white no-face floride calhoun. Heaven would not have been prepared

[superangsty]

😔

[victusinveritas]

[a-dux]

Starling is so funny, I know people hate her but I'm obsessed with her. She follows Fitz in ass quest because she wants material to write pop songs. She gets one of the only f-bombs in the entire series to call Fitz gay in the most brutal way and then rides away on horseback. She is an entertainer by trade and I am in fact entertained.

[rwsdarw]

Outing myself as a Lila defender

[tea-cat-arts]

You know what, I've read enough fanfic. I'm confiscating Madame Yu from you guys

Free my girl- she did the things she's being accused of, but not as frequently or severely as the fandom pretends, her actions are being taken out of context, and her depth is being reduced to that of a Colleen Hoover antagonist

[sword-fighting-hermit]

"She leaned in and kissed me.

There are no words to describe the pain. My face erupted in boiling agony as I felt my skin start to crack and peel, and the heat washed over me, erasing all thoughts in blistering white.

[...]

I don’t know if I would have had it in me to resist. I just couldn’t avoid being drawn in, like a moth to the flame."

| Hemlock | You will be my death

or

Jack Barnabas can't resist the hot hot woman who happens to be the destined avatar of The Desolation, who can blame him?

[spacialdimension]

(LOTS OF IMAGES AHEAD)

love it when theres night of the phantom updates in animal jam. not only did they imprison Peck but you also have these messages from the phantom dimension

whats next, eat the rich?

oh yea you can also go to club geoz from the phantom dimension too. thats cool

[thecryptidbard]

“Oh fuck it these can’t all be clever” my girl. My beloved Guide. My sweetest blorbo who did absolutely 100% all of the crimes, who did so in the most elaborate dramatic way possible, who literally put on such an unnecessarily extensive show for…I can only assume the documentary crew and her own enjoyment and satisfaction?? Who sat kicking her legs, head propped up in her hands asking Laszlo if he’s *suuuurre* he doesn’t want any help??? Who came to see them all in their cages and LITERALLY said *teehee 😁* . Babygirl really said I am going to snap so goddamn fucking hard and completely, but I am going to do it with SHOWMANSHIP and PIZAZZ, she made SUCH a good murderboard (that says *OUCHY!* on it!!!) and then after all that just went….oopsie!! My bad!! Truly my hero you GO babe you’re doing GREAT please please never change

[lesbiancolumbo]

lolllll the amount of people online now immediately logging on and going “it’s so upsetting how easily people, me included, jump to condemn a woman being targeted in an obvious smear campaign :(“ like please fucking excuse me from your stupid ass narrative, i am not fucking like you, i am better than you, i don’t fall for clear misogynist plays. who is “WE”?

[sciderman]

I really don't like how we're just glossing over the fact that Gwen cheated on Peter let alone MJ hiding this from him.

who's glossing? i'm writing a whole fic about it.

2. they were on a BREAK

3. you're forgetting that peter and gwen are dramatic irony the couple™ and at exactly the precise same time gwen had her tongue down mary jane's throat peter had his tongue down harry's. the exact same night.

the joke is that peter has been burying all this guilt for years thinking that he'd failed gwen and was terrible and dishonest and she was an angel who was too good for him until he finds out. gwen was always just as much of a messy bitch as he was. but he was too busy spiralling in his own messes to realise that gwen was just as messy as he was.

4. mj didn't tell him, sure. but that's because she assumed gwen told him. i don't think mj's the sort of girl to say "hey by the way i fucked your girlfriend shitlips" even if that would be hilarious. she didn't think it was a secret though and definitely thought gwen told peter.

and yeah. i'd hesitate to call it cheating - they were definitely on a break. they might not have laid down a law, and definitely both feel ridiculously guilty about it, but they. were. on a break.

i think it was just a necessary thing, for both of them.

i think for me, i'm not about the moral black-and-white of relationships - it always got me down when people point at the piña colada song saying it's terrible. it's about cheating. that's objectively bad and evil so says it in the bible thou shall not commit adultery yadda yadda yadda. no, no, shut up. that's not what the song is about. the song is about rediscovering there's stuff you've overlooked about your partner. that you can think you love someone, but not actually know them. and you can learn more about them, and realise they're not what you thought, and you can fall in love with them all over again. for me, that's like, the most romantic thing ever, actually. and those who look at it through the "this song is about cheating" lens completely sleep on how genuinely, sincerely cute and romantic it is. that it's a song not about cheating, but discovering stuff you didn't know about your partner, and falling in love with them all over again. finding out that actually, you're both the kind of person who's crazy and lustful for life enough to run away with a romantic stranger on a wild escape, but you were both too afraid to admit that to each other. i love that song. it's so much more sincere and human than any stupid love song. nay sayers get away from me.

i think peter and gwen are a lot like that piña colada song. neither of them are a villain. both of them make mistakes and both of them were messy and both of them had stuff to figure out before they could make it work together.

i... sighs... i'd like people to kind of stop expecting these guys to be right all the time. they're disasters. i wouldn't be interested to write them in any other way. and i promise you wouldn't be interested to read it, either. i'm here for the messy bitches who have stuff to figure out. shout out to the messy bitches who have stuff to figure out.

[widebruh]

[hoverboards-and-dragons]

More Joph the darling the sweetie herself

shout out to her heart shaped twin curved blades, unparallelled killer vibe she's got going

[otrtbs]

feels like youve been 23 for fucking ever omg

well, you see, my birthday is at the start of the year (capricorn). which is maybe why it feels that way. but stop praying on my downfall wtf.

[sangrefae]

can i speak my truth here. im getting reaaaaaaal tired of the whole "i like [m/f ship] bc they're yuri to me" thing and how common it's become in fandom spaces

[jewishdainix]

"She brought someone unwillingly from the dead which led to the start of a authorotarian government and a dangerous religious cult" ok??? She has autism