#GIVE ME A COOKIE
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Dude I'm so me sometimes
(Also give me a cookie for doing good theraputic reaffirming and reinforcing of good self care and habits I suck at)
But like
Me: god Im extremely feeling vulnerable feelings and imma tell my bestie that because I need to practice letting thst be seen by my trusted support group more
#me: well this sucks lets make it a theraputic opportunity#shitpost#alter: fei#but SUCH alter: riku core#alter: riku#GIVE ME A COOKIE#if you read this and support me you owe me a cookie /hj#I demand food based reinforcement#<- may or may not be Aya Brain but sh
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i would like everyone to know i predicted hank green on d20 in my head before it happened
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@staff Could we get bot counter of how many we have blocked and managed to get rid of?
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horrible truth bomb dropped on my head 20 min ago
#I DIDNT KNOW I DIDNT KNOWWWWW#when i say damn thats crazy its bc i DO think its crazy i think a lot of things are crazy. like how birds have cloacas#or the way ppl draw a five pointed star in different ways and everyone assumes their way of doing it is how everyone does it#my brother is not letting me live this down btw he literally shouted at me like HOW DID YOU LIVE THIS LONG AND NOT PICK UP ON THAT#IDK!!! IDK I THOUGHT SOMETIMES IT COULD BE USED TO EXPRESS GENUINE SHOCK??????#he says its my delivery that makes it sound insincere bc i say it in a monotonous voice which when i think abt it YEAH....#THAT DOES MAKE IT LOOK KINDA BAD IN HINDSIGHT.....#and then i told him i keep a list of phrases that tickle my brain so i can remember to use them in conversation and apparently#most ppl dont do that bc he was like ???? stop doing that??? just let the conversation flow naturally it sounds fake>????#idk man i feel like if i did that and blurted out 'i forgot people find stuff like underwear arousing for some reason' instead of#smth like 'i wonder what kind of ppl find this kind of stuff the bees knees' like i normally do. it would. not go so well.#ALSO THE FLOW CHARTS ARENT NORMAL? i make flow charts before i call the bank or smth so i know what to say#its not just to blend in its also so i dont waste ppls time going uhhhhh as i think of how i put smth into words#its called stalling for time and i dont care if i have to say smth like thats just how the cookie crumbles if it gives me#5 more seconds to process whatever the fuck someone said without letting them think im not paying attention#doodles#diary#sona#puppysona#comics
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𝐊𝐞𝐚𝐧𝐮 𝐑𝐞𝐞𝐯𝐞𝐬 𝐩𝐞𝐫𝐟𝐨𝐫𝐦𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐚𝐭 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐇𝐚𝐫𝐝 𝐑𝐨𝐜𝐤 𝐇𝐨𝐭𝐞𝐥 𝐢𝐧 𝐀𝐭𝐥𝐚𝐧𝐭𝐢𝐜 𝐂𝐢𝐭𝐲, 𝐍𝐉 - 𝟏𝟎/𝟎𝟖/𝟐𝟑
#*tucks hair behind his ear*#Keanu Reeves#*#kreevesedit#flashing gif#keanuedit#yeah my boyfriend's in a band#THE DAY AFTER I MET AND SAW HIM#keke babe do you not get dizzy doing all that head bobbing#h a n d s#MAJESTIC#hi i love an old man#a hair tie claw clip barrette butterfly clip one of those big ones that looks like a flower#*runs hand down his forearm like it's a staircase bannister*#......it's been a long week......i apologize#people who don't like gray hair are weak#i will give you 43 cents and a cookie if you let me play with your hair#...that was already a tag#but the offer still stands#i'll even throw in a $2 bill i work at a bank i can get some#are backpacks you wear in the front a thing? because i would like to be one#v e i n s#can't believe he's really been here and hot my whole life#that is a long™ torso#more room to wrap around#hands so big they could hold two ankles at once#omg who said that
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Not so Different. (DcxDp)
The stunned silence was louder than the rest of the gala had been. Every single pair of eyes were wide with shock, fear, and even concern. The last sound to have left the patrons was scattered gasps at the reveal.
It was meant to be simple. A new up and coming technological company had put all their savings into this. A huge gala to show of the reason the world needed their technology. Needed their help.
No one believed it. Truly, who could have? A large group of men and women dressed purely in white suits, spouting about the threats of ghosts. It was insane and impossible.
Many of the big names that attended today only came for publicity. The notoriety that came with having been there when this company crashed and burned in one night.
It's the only reason Bruce Wayne was even among the crowd. Accompanied by Oliver Queen and his own son, Dick Grayson. As much as Bruce hadn't wanted to be here, he knew his reputation was important to keep up.
That was until two agents stepped out onto a stage they had at the back of the large room. A thick curtain had kept the sight behind it completely hidden from the patrons. Until the moment was right. That was when the thick curtain had suddenly been ripped back, as a third man took a microphone and began to explain.
But his words fell on deaf ears. Especially for the three secret vigilantes in the crowd. Not a single person could tear their gaze away from the cage that now stood in full view.
It wasn't the cage that had everyone enraptured. No, it was the glowing creature curled up in the center of it. No, not a creature. It was a boy. Still baby faced and youthful. Too young to be in a cage.
A high-tech muzzle was securely wrapped tightly against the boy's mouth. His knees pulled tight to his chest, one arm wrapped around them. His other hand pressed tight against the muzzle, seeming to almost be trying to keep it in place.
The boy's toxic green eyes were wide, filled with a clear intensity of pain and terror. There were old tear stains on his cheeks, quickly being replenished with fresh tears. His messy, bright white hair fell into his face. The boy looked both like he wanted to look away, but also like he couldn't. Like he couldn't risk not seeing the threat coming.
It didn't take a genius to see the boy was in pain. Human or not, this went beyond inhumane treat. Making minds racing with thoughts of what else these people had done to the poor boy.
Bruce knew in this moment that this company had just caught the attention of Batman. Based on the look in Oliver's eyes, they also just collected the wrath of the Justice League as well. Bruce hadn't even needed to look at Dick to know he was on the same page.
It went unnoticed by any other patrons. All the focus was glued on the stage, on the lecture and caged boy. No one noticed when Bruce Wayne slipped his phone of his pocket. When he hit a singular speed dial as he turned away from the show. He brought his phone to his ear as he silently signaled his trusted allies to keep an eye on it.
#danny phantom#danny fenton#phandom#dc x dp#batman#green arrow#bruce wayne#oliver queen#dick grayson#nightwing#dcxdp#dp x dc crossover#guys in white#dp crossover#ghost investigation ward#I have not slept and I am half asleep#iderk what this is man#danny phantom angst#angst prompt#Danny got captured and haven't been able to escape on his own#trust me none of you want to know the details my brain created for the muzzle#poor danny#always being tortured smh#give my boy a cookie and hug (as if I'm not part of the problem)#ooo but wait until Bruce and the others see Danny and not just Phantom
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I'm-- [long foghorn] [glass shattering] [explosion] [gunfire]
Ahem. 🗣Fellas is it gay--
#fellas is it gay to give you partner bedroom eyes after a near death experience has twisted one of you into something unrecognizable#jayce: 👀#viktor: 👀#like the FUCK#sweet young innocent jayvik shipper me would have NEVER survived this btw#stronger jayvik me is barely surviving it got DAMN#jayvik#jayce x viktor#arcane#arcane season 2 spoilers#arcane spoilers#arcane season 2#jayce talis#viktor#viktor arcane#jayce wants that cookie
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Been dealing with some kind of artblock/burnout for the past few days/weeks and have been filling my time with CookieRun: Kingdom.
This is a drawing based on a cutscene from the story mode. Although they didn't actually seem to hug when they were reunited they absolutely should have and I was very sad that they didn't 😭
#cookie run kindgom#dark cacao cookie (dragon lord)#caramel arrow cookie#crunchy chip cookie#swift dark cacoa warrior#cautious dark cacoa warrior#cookie run kingdom spoilers#The entire time I've been playing this game I kept expecting the angst to strike#characters would go through something horrible and I would expect a cut scene to play where they have a mental break#but it almost never happens 😭😭 my angsty needs are unsatisfieddd#well I guess to be fair Golden cheese kinda had that reaction after being imprisoned#and Dark cacoa had LITERAL ANIMATED TEARS streaming down his face when the others turned to flour which was AWESOME#But I'm very surprised that Pure Vanilla didn't have a more significant break down when the whole theater of lies thing happened..#It seems that Pure Vanilla will be my target of angst because the canon didn't give me enough...😈
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the ultimate cookie show
#digital art#my art#fanart#cookie run#cookie run fanart#cookie run art#cr art#cr kingdom#cookie run kingdom#crk art#crk fanart#IM AT THE EDGE OF KRILLING MYSELF#CANT STOP THINKING BOUT THIS GRRRRR#OMG SHADOW MILK U NASTY CREECHER#iLYSM AND IM SORRY DEVSIS DID YOU DIRTY#I WANTED MORE OF HIM SMH SMH GRRRR#I GOTT DO BLUD SOME JUSTICE#AND YES BLUD STILL SCREAMS DIMENTIO TO ME I DONT GIVE A SHITT#shadow milk cookie#shadow milk crk#pure vanilla crk#pure vanilla cookie#white lily cookie#white lily crk
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a little late to deny the kiss pv
#no i wont explain what made me draw this#crk fanart#cookie run kingdom#pure vanilla cookie#shadow milk cookie#shadowvanilla#pureshadow#vanilla milkshake#my drawbs#fanart#OKAY FINE I LIED I WILL EXPLAIN#this may slightly connect w the other comic i did with touchstarved sm#in the way that he very much forcefully dragged pv in a widdle smooch (not widdle at all)#and got the urge to give him a little bite (not little he is bleeding)#OH the hypocrisy to say sm can touch him whenever he wants yet deny a little kiss!! so cruel of pv!!#but pv didnt fight against it really hard until he was bitten
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was trying to make some sprites for blueberry milk cookie a few days ago and idk if im gonna finish them, so heres the ones i actually finished
and ofc have some vanilla milkshake sketches im actually so insane about them
🙅🙅 PLEASE DO NOT USE MY DESIGNS WITHOUT PERMISSION 🙅🙅
#theres a lot of other poses sketched out for the sprites but those two alone took me so much time looooll idk#it was relatively fun tho#theyre not perfect but i think they turned out nice#cookie run kingdom#cookie run#crk#shadow milk cookie#pure vanilla cookie#vanilla milkshake#blueberry milk cookie#shadowvanilla#pureshadow#idk if i should be giving them a different ship name when its blueberry milk/pure vanilla but wtv#my art#clip studio paint#2024
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Been in a Batfamily (in all it's fucked up drama) mood lately and thinking...
Jason gets into town, starts establishing his Red Hood persona, screwing with the Bats and taking over Crime Alley. He intends to use the new Robin to screw with Batman and manipulating Black Mask into reporting the new Red Hood back to the original. And as planned, Joker does not respond well to 'some upstart' using his old moniker.
Except when Joker breaks out of Arkham he can't help but be distracted by Batman and his shiny new Robin. (Has Joker been out while Tim's been Robin at this point? Let's say no for the sake of fanfic purposes.) Now Harley made Joker promise no more killing kids after what happened with the last Robin, made it clear that was a hard boundary for her and she'd leave him for good if he want after any more kids.
Of course, his promise that of course he wouldn't kill anymore kids was a total lie but it got Hartley to go all soft and agreeable for him again and that was what mattered. Besides, he doesn't want to kill this Robin. He wants to see what Batman sees in having child sidekick and take one for himself.
So Tim gets kidnapped by the Joker before Bruce can send the poor kid somewhere not Gotham for his safety. And Joke unmasks Tim because of course he does. And Harley sees how young Tim is and watches Mr. J start electrocuting the kid because surely the brainwashing'll stick if they fry his noggin' a bit first...
And Harley decides this is a boundary for her too. She can't be a part of this and even if it kills her, she's going to save this kid. She knows she can't do it on her own and her first thought is to go find Batman.
Of course, she quickly nixes this idea. Batman isn't ruthless enough and sure maybe he'll make it all the way through Joker's henchmen - admittedly as per usual - and rescue the kid. But then Mr. J will go back to Arkham and even though Harley doesn't want Joker dead... she also kinda wants him dead for this one. For using his promise to her not to kill kids as an excuse to torture children instead.
Next choice is Nightwing but he's out for the same reasons as Batman. Nightwing is somewhat more likely to kill the Joker and could live with it in the way Batman couldn't, but it's not a guarantee and Harley wants this kid to know that the guy who did this to him will never be able to do it ever again.
And then Harley remembers. Red Hood. Who definitely picked that name not as an homage but as a taunt. Who clearly hates the Joker and all he stands for. Who will... probably kill Harley, let's be honest, but she's not sure she wants to live without her Mr. J even as she's mentally planning out the man's death. So.
Harley makes an excuse to leave. Joker says something about mom doing the grocery shopping to the kid he's electrocuting and hands off a list of random stuff to Harley. She takes it and skedaddles. Heads all the way to Crime Alley. Stands outside it for a long moment. Thinks about the kid Joker's gotten his hands on. The way he screamed and cried and begged for Batman to come save him after the bravado of Robin quickly wore off.
She steps into Crime Alley. And then she does random acrobatics down the street, waiting for the Red Hood or his men to show up.
And they do. The Red Hood's henchmen are quick and efficient in grabbing her and presenting her to their boss. There's a gun in her face and she should be terrified and she is but...
She tells Red Hood about the kid. She drops the fake accent she put on for Joker and let's herself be, for just one last time, Harleen instead of Harley. The doctor who cares and not the killer Joker molded her into. "So kill me or whatever, I know I deserve it for believing Mr. J's lies again. But you have a code. You don't hurt kids. You don't kill kids. And maybe I'm asking too much, but I wasn't there and didn't save the last one. So I'm begging you to save this one."
Jason sees green. He has Harley take him to the Joker's hide out. He tears his way through the Joker's goons and doesn't hesitate to kill the Joker because he's too deep in the pit rage at the man who murdered him to care about his convoluted plans to try and force Bruce's hand, to make Batman finally kill Joker.
On the bright side, killing the Joker himself clears up some of Jason's lazarous pit related anger management issues. On the spot. The down side however is that Jason now has a traumatized Tim to deliver back to Batman - which he'd rather not, Batman cannot be trusted not to weaponize children - without being blamed for the state Tim's in.
He makes this Harley's problem - explain this to the Bats yourself, it's your punishment, Harley - and decides he needs a new plan to say 'screw you' to Batman with. He's gonna win over Robin 3.0 and get the kid to willingly abandon Batman to join the Red Hood Crew. How hard can it be, anyway?
Meanwhile Tim has absolutely figured out Jason is the Red Hood because he's absolutely connecting dots he should not be capable of connecting and formulating his own plan to try and lure Jason back home. Because why would Tim focus on healing from his own trauma when he could prioritize someone else's and compartmentalize the hell out of his own problems. Which is definitely the healthy thing to do and not at all going to bite him in the ass with depression and miscommunications down the line. (They all need so much therapy.)
So now the Joker's dead, Harley has delivered Tim safely back to Batman, (Ivy is about to get an unexpected visitor,) and the Bats are about to start playing four-d chess with each other to try and achieve various goals. Jason is trying to steal Tim from Bruce. Bruce thinks maybe saving Robin means the new Red Hood could be saved from himself after all. Tim is trying to lure Jason back to the manor for Alfred's cookies and oh is that a long overdue conversation with Bruce that is also sprung on him like a trap??? And Dick would just like to thank Red Hood but somehow winds up drunk confessing to the definitely-a-hallucination-of-Jason the whole didn't find out his little brother was dead until after the funeral when Dick got back from space thing and how he's so grateful to the Red Hood for saving this new kid who's just the neighbor's kid but also rapidly looking brother-shaped and why is he so bad at protecting the people he cares about???
(Jason rapidly going from 'drunk Dick is funny' to 'drunk Dick is clingy and cries and oh god he's getting emotions all over me make it stop')
#fanfiction#fanfic ideas#the batfamily#batman#the red hood#harley quin#jason todd#tim drake#bruce wayne#dick grayson#Tim - *waving a cookie in front of Jason and then taking a bite* Mmmmmm Agent A's cookies are the best.#Tim - And you who definitely has no idea what you're missing out on... want one?#Jason - *dying inside - again - because he wants one so badly he misses Alfred's baking* N...no.... yes. Dammit. Give me a cookie.#Tim - *stage one success*
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I'm sorry but... really couldn't get over Asriel's sad snoot face
🥺🥺awwwww its sad snoot azzy ❤️❤️❤️ you draw him so well 😭
#look at the sad dog-goat thing!#give him hugs. HE NEEDS HELP#me when the cookies are too expensive#ohhhh im feeling really sick rn so drawing is hard but Chara is giving the most “ ō_ō DUDE NO. STOP NONONO! -_- ....okay” face rn. hehe#fanart!!!#bless ur art. man ur so cool. like actually#asriel
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DETECTIVES MAC AND CHEESE.... DRAWING THIS ALMOST KILLED ME 🫡🧡💛 *dies*
#macaroni cookie#cheddar cheese cookie#cookie run#cookie run kingdom#cookie run fanart#crk fanart#my art#im too exhausted to even leave commentary but this almost killed me fr#IM GLAD I DIDNT GIVE UP AND FINISHED IT#mac and cheese#mac n cheese#mac & cheese#watch this show up when ppl r actually trying to search for mac n cheese recipes#im sorry
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KEANU REEVES | DON'T QUIT YOUR DAY DREAM | FENDER
#*sounds only whales understand*#Keanu Reeves#kreevesedit#keanuedit#mancandykings#dilfgifs#dilfedit#*#i will give you 43 cents a cookie and a glass of wine if you let me play with your hair#BOYFRIEND SHAPED#it's the backwards hat for me#it so delightfully soft warm quiet lazy boyfriend coded to me for some reason#dude's got limbs like one of those wacky waving inflatable tube men#me 5'4": i will pick him up#like picking up one of those giant teddy bears#GRAY HAIRS#me @ me: stop terrorizing the elderly#i can't believe i've met this dude that seems fake#hands so big they could hold two ankles at once#omg who said that#A SMILEY BOY#*runs hand down his forearm like it's a staircase bannister*#....that was a tag i've already used?#i mean i believe it and it's totally true but im just wondering how much gin was involved
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