#GIVE IT TO ME LMAO
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I'm a cryptid in Stardew valley. I live on the outskirts of town. I disappear for days on end, purchasing daily one-way tickets to the calico desert. Nobody knows where I go while I'm there. Can occasionally be found fishing at random spots throughout town. I am never not running on at least one triple shot espresso. I take the abandoned minecarts to get around and am frequently seen disappearing into the sewers. I carry a sword for some reason. Once every week or two I will stride into your bedroom to deliver you your favorite meal. I'm a self-made millionaire. I attend all the town events and will go to your concert in the next town over. I have donated approximately 2583 items to the local museum and singlehandedly revitalized the town community center. There are rumors I can talk to junimos. I'm friends with the local wizard
#Stardew valley#most common meeting place for me and my girlfriend is level 20 of the mines#I'm so proud of her 🥲#i give her spicy eel that i got from killing monsters in the skull caverns#seriously can you imagine having someone like that in your town lmao
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Scott Cawthon’s version of FNAF Burntrap..
#myart#chloesimagination#comic#fnaf#five nights at freddy's#fnaf fanart#burntrap#the mimic#mimic#mimic fnaf#fnaf gregory#glamrock freddy#security breach#scott cawthon#SO the interview between Dawko and Scott happened a bit ago#I DIDNT expect to have many idea from that#but now I have MOST of my comic idea from it#Scott mentions in it that Burntrap was actually never supposed to move#which gives me the impression they were supposed to be like golden Freddy#SO I JUST HAD to draw out this concept myself#cause I genuinely think it’s very cool and wish we got this ver of burntrap#yes this comic is semi based off that puss in boots last wish scene lmao
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Happy bday to our fluffy puppy~
#drrrawing#twisted wonderland#jack howl#twst fanart#his broom card was really testing my patience#with how he came multiple times in high pity and wouldn't give me greats/excellents when i leveled him up....#“great & excellent bonus rate” my fucking ass LMAO#(yea i only play on EN sdgfhsdf)
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guess who just finished their taz balance relisten
#this occurred to me like a lightning bolt on the train. and here it is#taz balance#merle highchurch#john hunger#well. thats how i always call him LMAO#john taz#art#wait when did merle start having flowers in his beard#did he EVER have flowers in his beard canonically??? am i confusing fanon???????#NOOOOOO I FORGOT TO GIVE JOHN GREY STREAKS
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yeah basically
#mha#bnha#my hero academia#boku no hero academia#izuku midoriya#bakugou katsuki#bakudeku#bkdk#dekubaku#dkbk#mha manga spoilers#bnha manga spoilers#made a bkdk playlist just so i could make this the cover LMAO#yall should give me song recs to put on it 😖
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👀looking at Agatha like👀
#aubrey plaza#rio vidal#agatha all along#agathaallalongedit#aaaedit#agatha x rio#tvedit#userstream#userbbelcher#useroptional#cinemapix#dailyflicks#mine*#sd*#ladiesofcinema#femaledaily#wlwsource#wlwedit#wlwgif#mediagifs#tvsource#tvarchive#filmtvcentral#i thank you for your acting choices ma'am#pretty sure other episodes will give me more of this but i can't wait lmao
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Both Jack and Maddie stared at him, speechless. Silence blanketed the lab, everything but Danny’s strangled crying, his hand pressed over the muzzle as if to hide it. No- to hold it still, to still the dozen wicked barbs that were digging into his tongue, probably ripping it with each sob.
a little sketch of @liketolaugh-writes amazing one-shot fanfic that you can read here
#danny phantom#danny fenton#maddie fenton#jack fenton#figures the first proper dp fanart i make is an angsty reveal scene lmao#i couldn't help it tho it was so good#i just actually finished reading the update of 'the life and death of danny phantom' and checked op's other works#it was so good ugh the new chapter hit me like a truck dauhukahdeilqjed#anyways go give the author some love. the writing's phantastic. hah.
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my gf was looking through wesker's wiki page (as you do) and sent me this
and i lost my shit bc it just seems like they're looking at him like girls look at a weird bug
#this just in#im not putting this on the art blog it's not worth it lmao#but oh my god . imagine.#imagine being extrajudicially executed by Evil Johnson & Johnson and this is the last thing you see#two of your shithead genius students standing all fruity over ur dying body#i accidentally twinkified birkin but im not used to working on a rlly small scale like this so forgive me#plus he's in his 20s so i couldnt give him wrankles. im so sorry bill ive made you a twink#also wesker what's with the fit#do not need to dress up for a murder#BTW IMPORTANT IS THE PHRASING OF “PARTICIPATING IN THE ASSASSINATION”#they literally did NOTHING to help im not even sure why they were there#they sure as hell didn't kill the dude#resident evil#william birkin#albert wesker#james marcus
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It's funny how opinions can change over time for instance I used to want Bruce to be a good parent but then I realised how fucking boring that is to read at the end of the day comics are soap operas and I'm here for the drama
#dc#dc comics#batman#bruce wayne#character development <- for me not for bruce#give that bitch some regression#but yeah i think there is a fine line with bruce and his parenting#like imo he should be trying his best but failing spectacularly at it#all his actions should come from his own fucked up sense of duty#anyway i think ive mentioned this before#but someone just liked one of my really old posts#talking about good parent bruce and how hes important yada yada yada#and reading it made me go#i dont agree with this bitch she does not speak for me >:(#so setting the record straight#.... until i change my mind again lmao
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The postal services discussion™
Initially it was a messy sketch, but then I thought I could make it a bit more interesting ✉️📬
#also during this both my monitor AND my tablet managed to cooperate with each other and give me a fat L#lmao#I was persistent though#hermitcraft#hermitcraft 10#tangotek#ethoslab#etho#pearlescentmoon#taigartyen#sketch
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truly this one's just for me. I can do what I want foreverrr
#dimension 20#fantasy high junior year#adaine abernant#figueroth faeth#kristen applebees#riz gukgak#gorgug thistlespring#fabian seacaster#việt phục#tbh the thing Im the proudest of in these sets is the skirt hike+áo tấc flap combo. and of course that went to riz lol#will use that again for other things later down the line. for now we play dressup. come play dressup game with me#some of these couldve done with more cookin time maybe... I feel like. for example adaine's gorgug's and fabian's silhouettes are#a bit too similar for my taste#esp. adaine and gorgug. fabian I feel like I just need to make his waist more apparent#and I really like what Ive got with adaine rn... just gotta rethink gorgug#lmao. the dilemma with using áo tấc is it's generally a rectangle#this never stops me however. if I like a guy enough I Will give them a set#it's not about them it's about me. its for me babeyy#also I love the way scabbards are worn in wuxia. like its just dangling back there#guess the amount of fabrics those characters have on mostly immobilize it. just a real good cushion
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Remember when I said I was cooking a Really self indulgent au?
Here it is! In which Ace picks up a different shipwrecked masked aspiring adventure-novelist on Sixis :)
Spade Pirates’ First Mate Sabo AU
Except Sabo and Ace both don’t realize it’s each other because Sabo still has amnesia and Ace can’t recognize Sabo after 7 years because of the mask
This came from the writing prompt someone gave me of Sabo and Deuce interaction and once I got thinking about them I was like. There’s too many parallels. And couldn’t stop thinking about it
In this AU Sabo doesn’t get saved by Dragon, washes up onshore on Goa before he dies, and survives to set sail again a week or so later, but still has amnesia. Realizing that sailing alone as a ten year old is pretty unfeasible though, he stops sailing after the first few islands and lives as a feral forest child on his own for the next seven years until he feels ready and strong enough to try again.
He chooses his own name, Tage (pronounced taj), based on the assumption that Sabo is his last name and his belongings are too ruined to read his given name :) credit to whery for the name pun idea it’s absolutely genius
I might do some short comics for this if I ever get around to it but for now it’s just a loose collection of ideas!
#one piece au#spade pirate sabo au#sabo#portgas d ace#asl brothers#the mask is based on phantom of the opera and the rest of the outfit was me trying to make him look more like a pirate#got rid of the top hat and cravat because I think those would be some pretty clear giveaways but I like the wide brim boater hat#most of his clothes are more ill fitting because he either refurbished them from trash or stole them from the rich#this is also just an excuse to give sabo the blue gentleman epithet I keep on seeing. I really like that epithet lmao
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eye of the vulture king
#ahhhh I feel like I drew buddy too innocent here. wish I could give more indicators that he is being manipulated#but all the stuff I drew felt too cheesy!#my art#buddy dawn#kristen applebees#fantasy high#fhjy#d20#unironically that one minute segment changed my feelings about buddy so bad. evangelicals who die without questioning their faith#make me feel so tragic#trauma bonding w these two would be fun but also consider: he meets helio in the afterlife and see what a wreck his religion is and#wants to help helio out lmao#would be fun
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ok someone please correct me if i'm wrong but am i weird for thinking those 'audiobooks don't count as reading' posts are ableist as fuck????
#ramble#my first thought was like: how is this even a debate what about blind people. not every book comes in braille but MOST have an audiobook#or dyslexic people#you still enjoyed the book!! you still absorbed it!!! you got EXACTLY the same thing as people who read the words!!!#how does it not count????#i guess you miss out on the 'learning new vocab' you get through seeing the words but also#i don't really do audiobooks but i do a lot of podcasts esp fiction podcasts#and i have ABSOLUTELY picked up new stuff from there that helps with my writing#someone please explain how this is even an argument of COURSE it counts????#idk in my opinion finishing a book means 'i put the words in my brain and i thought about them and i enjoyed a story'#not 'i held a stack of paper in my hands for a bit'#i'm v lucky that i do have time to sit and read. and whenever i commute anywhere it's public transport so i CAN bring a book with me#but if i didn't have the free time or had to drive for hours everywhere i would be STOKED to still get to enjoy books#it's been REALLY bothering me lmao idk why i feel so strongly#for some reason it's giving the same energy as like. being told you can't take a comic or manga from the library bc it's not a 'real' book#of course it's a real book it's a story somebody wrote down#i can see this spiralling into 'if you have a kindle you aren't reading'. you have to sniff the paper. feel the papercuts
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sometimes you gotta lure your overly-studious ravenclaw gf into spending time with you 🥰 📚 ( from 'Every Teardrop is a Waterfall' by Kat_12739 on ao3, GO READ IT!!! the first story is about seb falling sick and still pushing himself/not admitting he's sick until he ends up in the hospital, the second story is about the birth of seb and clora's daughter and seb's reaction to clora almost dying in childbirth, and the third is about dealing with a fussy newborn lewis😭🥹THEY'RE SO GOOD AND SWEET AND SOMEWHAT SAD (not to mention beautifully written) so go check it out!!💖💖 )
#READ SO I CAN YAP TO SOMEONE ABOUT THEM🙏😩💘#the seb sickfic made me realize how much i needed barely functioning and sick seb (but him still trying to be tough)#theres also a part that cracked me up bc at one point seb is so sick he cant even see straight but he just thinks to himself:#eh its fine.... ill just ask ominis how HE functions without vision later🤷 LMFAO#so stubborn...JUST LET CLORA TAKE CARE OF YOU MFER🤺🤺🤺#defs gonna be drawing more from it especially sick seb LMAO but also seb having a tea party with celeste🥹🥹#hogwarts legacy#sebastian sallow#sebastian sallow x oc#sebastian sallow x mc#sebastian x mc#hogwarts legacy fanfiction#sebastian sallow fanfiction#hphl#choccyart#also i was never planning on writing anything about clora giving birth or abt the kids so to be able to read it WAS AMAZING#THERES A PART WHERE SEB IS HOLDING CELESTE AND CRYING AT CLORAS BEDSIDE THAT I NEED TO DRAW😭😭#LIKE SRSLY seb being conflicted and not even wanting to HOLD celeste bc he doesnt know if clora is alive or not... IT WAS SO SAD BUT GOOD#i honestly dont know what seb would do if clora died in childbirth tbh.......i could honestly see him resenting celeste#esp since she looks so much like clora😭😭#LETS JUST NOT THINK ABOUT IT!😃👍#(still thinking about it)#like this line in the fic: “Sebastian hesitated; if this was Clora’s last gift to him he wasn’t sure he wanted it.”#😭😭😭ITS SO GOOD UGHHHHH😭 TY AGAIN FOR WRITING THESE💖IM SO TOUCHEDDD💖💖
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Eddie when Steve tries to get out of the van:
#Eddie Munson core#steddie#tell me this doesn’t give Eddie Munson goblin boy energy#the frantic scattering across the hood like a little lizard#THEN THE DROP#lmao#Steve just ◡̈🩷#Eddie Munson#Steve Harrington#steddie headcanon#stranger things#Eddie Munson coded
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