#GIRLFRIEND IS HERE
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Help, Please
Naturally, things have gotten so, so much worse.
We lost our food stamps, our health is declining and so is our little brothers (too close to liver failure for us to be comfortable) so we had to do a sharp diet change which has just, fucked us over both emotionally and financially.
Our house is just, making us worse (Full of mold, mildew and there's asbestos in the ceiling. None that we can actually reach or clean because of how poorly taken care of the house was and our landlord having lied about taking care of it before we moved in.) So we need to find a new place and get a down payment.
We need money for gas, clothes, food, new place that isn't trying to kill us, we have a guest coming in less than two weeks and would like to feed them at the very least as well as ourselves. And on top of that we need to feed our pets.
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Just, please, we're begging for help and don't know what to do because we're completely unable to work and our brother shouldn't be working at all.
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we're not gonna have pictures right now because we're just, so tired with everything.
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the problem is that being single is seen as the consolidation prize, and not the natural neutral state of being-a-person. at the end of the movie or the book or the poetry, there is a person waiting for you at the altar, and they love you. if the play is a comedy, everyone gets married. the metaphor is about how you are not-whole. the metaphor is about how everyone is going to be happily-ever-after. the metaphor is that romantic love is the most important resource on the planet, not just all-love. all-love is not a thing, that is a disappointment. the treasure is not the friends we made along the way. the treasure is the girl you landed.
the metaphor is that you cannot be alone, that means you are broken. are you getting over someone? that is acceptable, you can be getting over someone, but not for long. you must be single because you would rather not be single. you must be single and looking to not-be-single. you must want to date, eventually.
friendship and community are never seen as being equal-to or even-better than romantic connection. that person is your one! you need to find them. you need to hunt through the sand particles until you can shift out some kind of gem. this is regardless to your own experience of the beach and the sun. you need to be somewhere with someone.
if you are taking this time alone to heal, that is so sad. everyone gives you this little pitying look. the understanding is that you are not actually happier than you were before you were single. it is seen as a sort of pity - oh, you are choosing yourself, making yourself the priority? - that isn't quite right. you must mean that you are making yourself ready for the right person. you are just laying the bed better this time. open up your heart. you'll find them, we promise!
what do you mean you're really-truly genuinely-very happy? you are probably misremembering what it was like to be in a relationship. and besides, once you meet your person, that time will look grey and bland and wasted. your person is the only way for you to see in color. so what if you have taken this time - for the first time in your entire life - to actually-for-real do the fucking work. you can be proud of yourself, sure. but the way we need to know that you got better is that you get a partner. you're healed enough for the next bad part!
people don't choose to be single, they just say they're choosing to be single - they actually mean "nobody wants to date me." it doesn't matter how many people you have gently rejected or how many times you've talked it over carefully in therapy. what matters is that you are single, and by all accounts - that means you are something worth our pity. your successes and life all seem pale in the sunlight. sure, you have done amazing things and finally found your way in life. what matters is that there wasn't a person in the room with you while you did it.
you want to tell them - that's the whole thing. i didn't know how to be alone in the room. i didn't know how to handle the silence. every moment was so sharp, and i kept choosing the wrong way to close the door. i have spent my entire life in the empty well, living in the ricochet of someone else's cruelty. for once i have built myself a ladder. for once everything i taste is all mine, every bite of sunshine and laughter. i have learned how to sleep out in the open with my memories. recently, they have started to purr.
your father rolls his eyes. listen. this isn't about you. i just want a grandchild in my future.
#writeblr#i actually didn't want a girlfriend before nat#and my dad recently said to me - raquel. i don't approve of the promiscuity#1. i am 30.#2. i had casually dated about 4 people over 18 months.#3. i do believe he was just mad that i get more girls than he ever did#i had to look this 60 yr old deacon in the eye and say. okay so i have a girlfriend first of all im just not tellin yall about her#and secondly.#OKAY???? OLD MAN I DONT EVEN LIVE HERE WHAT ARE U GONNA DO ABOUT IT#briefly considered asking nat if i could pretend we were a one night stand kind of a thing
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Close your eyes and submit.
#baldur's gate 3#bg3#bg3 fanart#lae'zel#lae'zel of k'liir#bg3 lae'zel#spit in my mouth lae'zel#wait who said that#so here is everyone's favorite gith girlfriend#she was the winner of another “i need to draw more women please pick one” poll
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#gerard way#mcr#my chemical romance#mcredit#life on the murder scene#lotms#gifs*#*#pov: shopping with your gorgeous girlfriend#i had to gif this because i've always loved how they looked here
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hey. can you guess what character headcanon i'm really attached to.
#i had no clue whether or not this was a popular headcanon...#but dipping my toes in the waters of the fandom tells me it is at least moderately so.#so hi ^_^#venture bros#dean venture#dawn venture#<- the fact that she has a tag already is yayyy#lalala#there are other characters here too ermm i won't tag them all#dr girlfriend#every1 be nice to me i have lots of hcs abt her#kiwidoodles#vbros
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old Obi-Wan is so funny to me because his sass and overall bitchiness is like the last thing he's got and I'm so proud it survived the great depression of his 40s.
#morgs rambles#star wars#obi wan kenobi#this post was originally about how sass and bitchiness are whats left of his charisma pts#and i was going to list all the docks to his stats#which i mean ill put them here because its funny#also eating warm uncooked broccoli as i type this#achievement unlocked! abandonment issues and lack of self worth#achievement unlocked! dead master/parental figure#achievement unlocked! war general ios version 2#achievement unlocked! your child hates you#achievement unlocked! first girlfriend/ first love dead#achievement unlocked! younger sister/ daughter firgure leaves (youll never learn her fate)#achievement unlocked! weird grandfather dead (killed by your child/little brother)#achievement unlocked! complete extended family killed#achievement unlocked! two murder attempts via husband and child#achievement unlocked! friend dies in childbirth#achievement unlocked! small child#achievement unlocked! entire allit persumed dead or hostile#achievement unlocked! friend and friend's planet explodes#achievement unlocked! ghost#anakin skywalker#codywan#ahsoka tano#commander cody#sw rots#rots#sw tcw#twc#new hope
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my cutesy patootie ☝️ i'm so proud of him 🥺
#jimmy kimmel#drew starkey#drew starkey x you#drew starkey x reader#joseph andrew starkey#drew starkey x y/n#rafe cameron x reader#rafe cameron#eugene allerton#outer banks#queer movie#zach maclaren#the other zoey#hellraiser 2022#he looks so nervous :( and he was so giggly toooo#i loved this!!#im so proud of him <3#here's to many more amazing characters from him!!!#he's a star#removed the he's not just some guy#he's my girlfriend#because i dont need to tell the world that#when ik its true 🤣🤞
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continuing that "maya tries to contact claire" post, i present you the post-Spirit of Justice follow-up
#post that caters to ME specifically#let me first tag#ghost trick spoilers#lost future spoilers#now that that's out of the way. you know who's on that suitcase ;)#also claire is fucked up by time travel shenanigans so it's possible let's just say#also ghost powers grow and change with time sooooo. let's play with canon#layton “i have a dead girlfriend” and yomiel “i had a dead girlfriend” bisexuals#also yes the whole gang traveled to london they're just strolling around#maya had unfinished business and now that she's more powerful she's BACK#this would take place 7-or-so years after lost future/plvspw so layton is in his mid-forties here. i had to look it so correct me if im not#also yes this is a crossover AU i have rotating in my mind i love the source material and layton's and claire whole thing no shade to that#powerful narrative that made me cry#but with aa and gt magic fuckery we have the technology#also about the jail bit. that's a fic i am writing (one sentence every month)#ghost trick#professor layton#ace attorney#my art#ms paint#GOD. that wall of text is surely something
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Finn Wolfhard being #1 M*leven anti for the 9483716 time he’s so me
Listen to this man’s voice he sounds so bored when he mentions the letter and as soon as the girl’s like oh you mean the fake letter? where she’s pretending? he’s instantly going “yeah yeah yeah exactly yes yes yeah” verbatim and starts making fun of Mike’s disconnect with El 😭 I just know he was thinking thank god there are people who get the letters weren’t a cute romantic thing and he doesn’t have to go along with any fawning
#byler#already saw worrying this was somehow pro Mleven#I love Bylers but please bring back the media literacy that got us here in the first place#this is Finn’s sense of humour I’ve seen him do this exact genre of bit in other interviews lol#“god she’s great” is a sarcastic joke about the lack of understanding between Mike and his girlfriend it’s not a compliment to the ship 💀#poor boy probably thought he was going to be subjected to Mlvn mania and was pleasantly surprised
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a touch of pillow talk
farcille
#dungeon meshi#falin touden#farcille#dunmeshi#art#falin dungeon meshi#delicious in dungeon#dunmeshi falin#falin x marcille#marcille dungeon meshi#lesbian#haha is it just me or is it HOT in here#i miss them so much I wish theyd jump out of my screen 😞#what is goodness if not a shared night with your chimera girlfriend
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I haven't been properly posting on here since im silly and sinking back into using twitter mostly [which makes me explode and I wanna quit fucking doing that >:( ] so here's a bigger piece I did for valentines day of my girlfriend and I <3 plus! A lil bonus ;w;/ I love her so tremendously you have no ideaaaa
#i LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOVE my girlfriend SO MUCH....#Wewewewewew ;W; <3333#posting this also at ass o clock so I can kinda just sneak it on here but yeah!#art#furry community#furry art
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I've never really self-identifed as butch because my style sensibility leans more toward effeminate gay man/eccentric grandparent but while my girlfriend was visiting, the clasps that held the shoulder strap of her handbag kept breaking (thanks temu), and finally I got fed up and fixed it by
a) wrenching off the old clasps with a pair of plyers and
b) replacing them with the only clasps I had on hand, which were 2 giant carabiners
and yeah, now that I think about it, that is incredibly butch lesbian behavior.
#butch lesbian#butch4femme#my girlfriend calls me her butch which#was kinda offputting at first because#as much as I wanted to id as butch#it felt wrong to claim that label with my floral print shirts and pastels and sparkly eyeshadow#I still struggle with it somewhat but it makes me happy#to be butch in my beloveds eyes#and everything that means to her#(someone to protect and take care of them#someone who fixes broken things and solves difficult problems#a romantic gesturer and a prince)#anyway sorry for the#tag rant#enjoy the silly story#of me definitely without a doubt#butchin it up over here#cara mia#acornposting
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#considered posting this to my 'main' for a second but then realized i just post most ship art here so it goes here.#now the real question should i use the main tags or stick to a ship tag. but i think the tags might be empty anyway so dont mind if i do#my art#monarch a trois#dr. girlfriend#henchman 21#the monarch#dr mrs the monarch#uhhhh#venture bros#vbros#ask to tag#im new here i have no idea what tags to use 🫡#i mainly just wanted to draw them all together cause yknow. they could be a thing#so yeah this is ship art but take it however you want#ALSO i got very lazy with the clothes and coloring i honestly just wanted to do a pose like this and then didnt really want to think abt#the clothes and then when it came to coloring i considered leaving them in all black but it was hard to see them then#so i added a tiny bit of color after having this sit in my files for over a week#i want to draw them more but i have no ideas at all im just imagining them having like movie nights whenever they can nd stuff#i loved how domestic the show got to depict them being somehow. injecting the scenes where theyre in their kitchen into my bloodstream#but now that sheila isnt a part of the villain trio its like ough... leaving the boys home alone in their r/malelivingspace#garys s7 room 💀#also i cropped this cause i could not be bothered to draw shoes. i actually drew them for dr gf and monarch but i gave up on garys#<- has not drawn shoes in months because of liking cartoon animals that dont wear them
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“… so basically just about everyone in my life has tried to kill me at least once, it’s kinda become my go-to way of making friends, just striking up a conversation with anyone who shoots me. It’s worked with just about all of the rogues in my hometown, including my clone-turned-sister who I had brunch with just last week. Even my parents used to shoot at me, but that was only for like a year or so and in their defense they didn’t actually know it was me, haha. It’s kinda funny, the only person who ever managed to actually kill me was a friend of mine who didn’t technically kill me the first time, and then only did it a second time to fix some rewritten timeline stuff, and I still dated her for a while after that. Oh, speaking of dating, my first girlfriend tried to kill me WHILE we were dating, but again, in her defense, she didn’t know it was me haha. But yeah, that’s kinda why I kept talking to that guy while he was pummeling me, just a bit of a pattern I’ve wound up developing. Anyway, what was the question again?”
“… How did you get in my safe house, and do you need medical attention.”
“Oh! I crashed through the window, and probably. Also, I’m gonna pass out.”
And then Danny passed out.
#dp x dc#dp x dc crossover#danny phantom#dc x dp#dp x dc fanfic#I don’t really have much context for this#I just thought it would be funny if Danny showed up in some random hero’s safehouse covered in injuries#and instead of elaborating on those injuries#just winds up talking about how it’s totally not that big a deal he’s totally had worse than this#you should see what his ex girlfriend did to him haha#and said hero just. not knowing what to say here
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sometimes i’m sooooo blown away by the fact that kevin is so smart……. like yes he is the fox with the highest grades despite being also the fox with the tightest training schedule and yes he canonically gets called an obsessive genius and yes the extra content explicitly says he is both very smart and very willing to teach people. but really i am thinking about kevin playing reporters like fiddles, jean calling kevin too good of a liar to ever let anything slip, kevin going up to andrew post-game and wordlessly helping cover up the fact andrew is off his medicine by pretending andrew’s racquet had broken (and then proceeding to discreetly crush it in his hand when the foxes gather around andrew), kevin living a lifetime of walking on the edge of riko’s knife, kevin hiding french, hiding thea, kevin spotting potential from a mile away, kevin who even riko thought was brilliant and sharp-tongued. yeah……..!
#hes really one of the smartest aftg characters my sister deserves some credit#book smart and media smart#he could start a cult if he wanted to but he doesnt he just wants to play exy#its actually really really really cool to me that kevin is smart but his motives are so simple#he wants to live. he wants to play exy. he wants jean to be happy. he wants andrew to enjoy exy. he wants neil to live#yeah he could use all those smarts for evil but he doesnt want to he wants to use them for fun and for texting thea and for exy#i dont know if my point is getting across here but i just i really like him………….. kevin is so simple minded and yet so smart#he wants a world of people falling over each other like puppies and if he didnt we would be fucked but he does#kevin is really the first healthy manipulative girlfriend#kevin#txt
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