#every1 be nice to me i have lots of hcs abt her

[technovillain]

hey. can you guess what character headcanon i'm really attached to.

[handgunz]

HC on adult trio flirting with their crush in whatever weird way they flirt lol.

Hisoka

i’d say that it would be the same way he acts with machi, since he does like her that way. 

relatively straightforward, has such a high ego that he thinks everyone should like him and probably doesn’t really get why machi doesn’t like him smh 

pretty much keeps pushing things, it seems. no matter how much the person’s like “jfc get away from me pennywise” hisoka does not relent. he does not stop. he continues to act charming and “not give you a reason to dislike him” cough cough cough cough cough

tries to impress but fails. acts like one of those nice guys from reddit who is constantly friend zoned. the only difference is that hisoka could possibly pull off a fedora and instead of talking about how women don’t like him he’d probably think that they’re all still interested somehow

Illumi

i doubt illumi would like anyone lmao. if he did, then i’m p sure it would just because the fam was like “we gotta make more baby zoldycks and killua ended up being gay + milluki is too ugly to pass on the genes” 

he’d probably get straight to the point like “so let’s have kids now” smh. he’d probably be a lot more pragmatic abt liking anyone.

tbh catch him reading “an assassin’s guide to feeling anything in particular besides bloodlust and possessive behavior over your little brother” 

the worst out of the three. literally cannot flirt to save his life. 

“when in doubt, give her the head of her arch nemesis on a first date”

literally would poison ur food just to see if you would be a resilient gf. if u die he cuts his losses. 

Chrollo

every1 thinks that chrollo is a gentleman bc of the way he acted around neon tbh and i agree. aint no exceptions. 

probably was the one who suggested to hisoka that he should actually ask machi out on a date instead of following her around like a weirdo 

hella smooth. pick up line enthusiast & likes to order nice cheese & wine during dates. probably the only semi-normal one out of the adult trio who doesn’t act like a crazy bitch.

i’m p sure his dates go south if he ever brings them human organs/artifacts after they get to third base. however i bet that he would learn not to step in that pitfall after the first time his date’s reaction isn’t something along the lines of “wow those floating red eyes in that can look pretty cool”