#GIGGLING RIGHT NOW

[ringhoarder]

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[keferon]

…..SO. AHAHAHAHAH. I finished reading Mistakes on mistakes until (technically I finished chapter 68 which is the last one currently~)

What a ride OH MY fuckINg god

[blamemma]

say it with chest martin !!!!!!!!!

[messrsrarchives]

the way yall genuinely theorise over whether taylor swift wrote atyd is a massive part of why fanfic authors are seen as these untouchable influencers instead of actual human beings that you can engage with. just, btw.

[xochimillilili]

So fucking dumb and fuzzy brained right nowww, I just want a pretty boy to grope me all over, teasing me and pinning me against the kitchen counter. Telling me to be a good boy and concentrate on my cooking, that I'll get a reward later if I do a good job as he edges me with a wooden spoon, smacking my cunt everytime I start to whine

I wanna be a blushy mess of moans and giggles for him as they switch between making cheesy jokes and threatening to fuck my mouth, as he grips onto my hips and marks me as his

[starry-bi-sky]

mmmmmm read a disciple shen yuan/shizun luo binghe fanfic about two days ago where the first chapter was the Immortal Conference arc, and SQQ was the one who had to be pushed into the abyss (he was still the villain) except Luo Binghe was refusing and was like, lowkey losing his mind about SQQ being so close to the edge. SQQ ended up having to be the one to fall in himself because of the system's punishment system. The rest of the fic is leading up to that moment. But like, MMM i've been obsessively thinking about that first chapter for DAYS ever since.

now i've been in svsss for a grand total of *checks watch* a week. but god obsessed with that. I want to write/read a fic where disciple SQQ goes a little nuts down there. Like keep all of the things that make SQQ, SQQ, but just. Throw in a little bit more trauma in there. A little bit of a mental break. Let him go a little nuts as a treat. Just a tad unhinged. I wanna see him go, just a little, "god fuck it, i've tried so hard to change this shitty story's outcome and it feels like everything i've done has been for nothing. I'm going to die in this world no matter what I do, I've been doomed from the start, so might as well die the way I want to." and he just, breaks a little! Under all the stress.

He still retains the traits that makes shen yuan, shen yuan, like his overwhelming kindness. But he's just! yk. A little less patient. Paranoid. Jumpy. Colder. A little more aloof and closed off. A little more Shen Jiu. He's no asshole child abuser, but he was a Number One Hater in his past life and he's leaning into that old habit a little more now.

(On a totally coincidental not-at-all related note, there's not enough SJ-and-SY-are-the-same-people fics out there that i've found. This is totally unrelated...)

The Endless Abyss turns the mind into an over-sharpened blade, and SQQ is both fascinated and perhaps a little excited to explore a place that doesn't have a lot of info on it in the mortal realm, but still terrified out of his mind. And he's no Luo Binghe, he doesn't have the sheer brute strength and power to just bulldoze his way through, so he has to be a lot more sneaky and cunning if he wants to survive.

The fic itself role-swapped LBH and SQQ so that SQQ was the half-demon (which lowkey fucks) and LBH the human, but I'm equally-if-not-more obsessed with the idea that LBH remains the half-heavenly demon and SQQ the human. If only because I keep thinking about SQQ befriending some demons (particularly and specifically a group of succubi) and they grow very attached to this Human Cultivator so through magic plot stuff they create some kind of seal/illusion/talisman that makes SQQ appear as a demon because a human cultivator in the endless abyss may as well be the equivalent of putting a giant neon target on your back.

And iirc Shen Jiu was taught demonic cultivation by that one guy(?? i've only been here a week so im not caught up in ALL of the lore yet) so that could totally happen here.

(On the other end of the realms, poor Shizun Luo Binghe is just. losing his fucking mind over losing his most precious and beloved disciple. About .5 seconds from burning down the peaks himself. somebody sedate him.)

The Endless Abyss sucks and SQQ is having a really terrible time and can feel himself going lowkey mad, but also holy shit look at all this WORLD-BUILDING. look at all this flora and fauna, and oh if he had the equipment for it he'd be writing all of this down. ALL OF IT. He was kinda-sorta-already planning on never leaving the Abyss as some sort of fucked up self-exile and self-preservation thing, but now he might? actually just?? never leave if he can help it, like he lowkey likes it down here.

anyways the next time anyone ever sees SQQ again he's got hair so long its almost touching the ground and he's either in rags and half-feral or he's been completely dolled up by his adoptive succubi sisters and still about three seconds from biting anyone who tries to touch him. (he's also lowkey trying to book it back down to the abyss even if he has desperately missed all of his friends and shizun)

[vellichorsdesire]

catching your f/o(s) looking at you so fondly while you’re talking or doing a task… maybe they’re not aware of so and when you bring it up they get a little embarrassed or try to deny it. it makes you wonder about all the other times they’ve stared at you this way, when did it start? but in the end their gaze just says everything, really, about how they feel about you and how much special they hold you in your heart

[detentedead]

Crush me to death with those arms PLEASEEEE omfg. In need him to man handle me istg I’m going insane please I need him so bad

[comfort-character-central]

Imagine your f/o calling you an incredibly sweet nickname or term of endearment in a loving yet casual manner. "It's always so nice to see you, darling." "Of course I missed you, sweetheart." "Thank you for being here, love."

[bigkahunabl0g]

LIKE WHEN I SAW THAT I KNEW RIGHT AWAY 😞😞😞😞

(Sorry this is my alt blog I was on here so I figured I’d just reblog on here lol)

Your ask name thing is such a cute reference dude omg 😭😭 that’s really cuteeee ☹️☹️

(I’m talking about the "🍋‍🟩🥥”)

AAAAA SOMEONE NOTICED

Thank you <333333

[ofthecaravel]

anywaysssssssssss

[faunandfloraas]

fav skz// (incorrect date submitted)

[iwouldfightforfrenchie]

Thinking about Old!Billy Butcher.

You're doing such a Good job, babe." He says, his two fingers deep inside of you

"Common' use your words babe.” He says while you're moaning and trembling against the tip of his cock.

"Oh baby don't cry it's only halfway through.” He says as tears start falling of your eyes too overwhelmed to speak.

"You want to cum uh? You want mean ol' Billy to make you cum?” He says after denying your orgasms more times than you can count.

"Fuck love, it's like you were made for this.” He says spilling his cum so deep inside you.

"My little girl filled with my cum."

[11syrups]

“You believe me like a god, I betray you like a man”

[frogcabbage]

Stede: "Dear Ed, I love everything about you"

Meanwhile, Ed:

[czarojay]

when you're punk but your wife is pink