#GET THIS WOMAN FIRED
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NO NO NO MIMIC HURT OUR BOY SILVER NOOOOO FUCK
LOOK AT HIM HE LOOKS SO SAD OH NO OH MY GODDDDDDDDDDD POOR SILVY
BLAZE COME GET YO MAN HE'S FUCCIN SAD
PLEASE PLEASE SAVE HIM HE NEEDS MORAL SUPPORT
Some nice drawings of Jewel from Sonic #64, out today!
#BRO I THINK IMA HAVE TO START HOPPING ON THE LANOLIN HATE TRAIN BECAUSE WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT EXPRESSION#LADY LOOKS BORED AS FUCK#DONT GIVE TWO SHITS ABOUT SILVER DEAR GOD#GET THIS WOMAN FIRED#NEW VILLAIN ALERT. LANOLIN THE BAD.#Bro even Jewel can see how fuccin fake “Duo” is. Like look at how utterly disgusted she is in that last one#PFFFT- This is fuccin PRICELESS. Look at how she just doesn't wanna be there#So glad we're seeing more of Jewel lately. Girl doesn't get enough credit for her mere existence istg#Literally the only person who enjoys what she does and yet she gets no credit#Anywhizzle fuck Duo/Mimic he's such a pussy and even Jewel sees it#and fuck Lanolin too ig for not giving two shits abt Silver and instead taking Duo's side like wtf who does that#Mans can't do shit and yet she takes his side over a literal fucking psychic >:| Girly got no shame#lol I like how I went from tolerating Lanolin to despising her. She was fine during her introduction but I think she's accidentally-#-letting her true colors show. Like she may want to save the world but she's alright with being a bitch abt it#Okay that's enough of my rambling sorry#blog/ask stuff
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we don't talk about this parallel enough
#also tom didn't start committing Crimes TM till his fifth year. Hermione lit a teacher on fire in first year#brewed an illegal potion in second year#meddled with time in third year and kidnapped and imprisoned a woman in 4th year. she's so much more feral than she gets credit for#Hermione Granger#Tom Riddle#humor#Harry Potter#im not usually a#tomione#shipper bc it just doesn't catch my fancy but this parallel makes me consider the potential#my post
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#set a building full of orphans on fire#created a portal into another dimension out of egotism#is (currently) trying to get into someone’s head to kill them#is trying to invader earth (same character also stole a bunch of peoples organs)#ate a kid reincarnated as a nome then ate a woman just because she was hungry#fed people children#slapped her sister which in turn made her sister a villain#I think it’s time for me to stop
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Garrus' interactions with Shepard post-Thessia are so fucking well written. Everyone else is telling Shepard they're sorry or doing a soft sad voice asking if she's okay but Garrus has this moving little speech about how losing a fight isn't the end of the war and I just. He's so fucking good. He knows what Shepard needs to hear and has the experience to back up the things he says. He's so good to her
#post-thessia is sooooooooo fucking devastating#Shepard's stress is so high all her friends are trying to crack through the soldier to get to the woman to make sure shes okay#i LOVE the conversation with joker where he tells her Anderson wanted HIM to look after HER#in a galaxy that is on fire and these people trying to keep the firebreak maintained for just a little longer theyre all worried#ABOUT SHEPARD#and shepard knows she cant breakdown shes channeling all the stress and fear into action and anger instead of showing how scared she is#even when everyone around her is saying its okay to show that to them because theyre her friends and family but she CANT#i love mass effect#mass effect#mass effect 3#me3#shakarian#crazee talk
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need the historical romance girlies to go back to their roots and read forever amber (1944)
#forever amber#kathleen winsor#it's SO serious y'all. five star book and it didn't even have to make me cry i'm going to think about it for the rest of my life#amber is the ubermensch of unlikable female characters and i am obsessed with her. worst woman in the world. wife city.#there's a terrifying section set during the plague where she has to nurse her Main Lover (horrible dude. hate his guts) back to life#two of the nurses sent to help die of plague then right when the horrible man gets better amber also gets sick#so they get a third nurse who is willing to murder them both to get their money so horrible dude murders her first#the plague section is soooo tense and scary it's almost a novella in itself. wonderful writing and detail#kathleen winsor read 365 books about restoration england and was painting diagrams of houses and dresses#ma'am i'm sorry i think i have to retroactively make you take the autism test. incredible devotion to history#there's also a great bit where amber murders her abusive third husband (out of four) and disguises it with the fire of london#literally what else can you want from a book#lit#sometimes i make stuff
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Maybe the problem with Christian fiction is that it's non-denominational. People are just "Christian", with no effort put into showing what practicing that religion looks like for them specifically. No indication that there are other Christians who could have different beliefs. No wrestling with differing ideas and the struggle of how one should live out their Christian faith. And that makes it unrealistic and unrelatable.
#me reading any christian historical fiction set in england: why are none of these gentry anglican??#they ARE all anglican and if they are not it is extremely plot and character relevant you can't just have them using evangelical buzzwords#but i'm also thinking of this because i started another charlotte yonge book#that is by far my favorite of the things of hers that i've read#because it has characters who have different upbringings and religious opinions#instead of just 'here's a bunch of high church anglicans judging people who don't live up to their victorian standard'#you have the very high church anglican rector whose wife is worldly but still a very good person#the girl raised in a very strict protestant family who is more scrupulous than the anglicans but is still recognized as a good person#you have people who are trying to work out the nuances of different issues#and that makes it so much more realistic and so much easier to integrate into the story#(the politics though are hilarious)#(most of the classics that survive are the ones that were 'ahead of their time' in politics)#(so it's equally fascinating and refreshing and a bit infuriating to see one that is very very of its time with regards to women's rights)#('why did this woman get up at the meeting and explain her very good ideas for rebuilding after the fire? she should have had a man do it')#(meanwhile i'm just screaming 'why on earth SHOULDN'T she???')#(it's almost enough to make a feminist of me)
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paper rings 💍💞
#my art#fanart#fe3h#fire emblem three houses#hilda valentine goneril#marianne von edmund#marihilda#this is canon btw 👍#never ask a woman her age a man his salary a wlw when shes gonna get over a 5 year old wlw ship from a war sim game
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It probably won’t (it will)
#hallariel seacaster#sklonda gukgak#sandra lynn faeth#you guys don’t get it. the fallinel trip. the trip. something about the trip. (gesturing to an empty conspiracy board)#the world is ending and the only thing that can save us is three middle aged mothers in love with each other#but in like a weird way where they really probably shouldn’t date#I cannot express how funny I think it is to pretend Sklonda Gukgak has a crush on Hallariel Seacaster#they are absolutely not compatible in any way#sklonda watching hallariel start a house fire while making breakfast and thinking ‘I need to kiss that strange woman.’#they would never happen in a million years but that’s the fun of it#on the other hand Sandra Lynn and Sklonda are actually soulmates and it’s a wonder to me that they haven’t fallen madly in love yet#but I’m patient and hopeful#telling me anything about the fantasy high parentcule is like letting a starved cow loose in a maize field#you can’t just show me a bunch of deeply flawed middle age parents and expect me not to make them all kiss each other y’know??#fantasy high#d20#sklonda fantasy high#d20 fantasy high#dimension 20#d20 fanart#fh#d20 fh#fantasy high fanart#fhjy#the bad parents#polyamory#d20 fhjy#fantasy high junior year#undescribed#my art
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Who had the worst time aboard the TARDIS?
TOURNAMENT MASTERPOST
#genuinely vote peri#i've not seen all of her stories but my god from what i've seen the 80s writers hated her#there are some stories where she'd probably be better off dead#she seems to be in a constant living torturous hell with 6 being constantly nasty too her#this poor woman#okay specific example#her first trip after her introduction (recounted from memory so some details my be wrong)#she and the doctor unknowingly touch a poisonous plant which will kill them slowly and painfully (but fast enough she almost dies by the en#so great they need to find a cure#which is horrendously difficult to find in the best of circumstances#but these aren't the best of circumstances#they get taken hostage pretty quickly and very nearly get executed by firing squad#they get rescued by one of the most unnerving villains i think in the entire show#he creeps on peri constantly#like he gets as close to assaulting her as its possible to depict on tea time telly#and peri can't do anything about it#her life is entirely in this guys hands#like most of the time i find caves of androzani the be so hyperviolent as to be funny#but jesus christ the shit they put peri through in it#anyway by the end she's so ill the doctor has to drag her near lifeless body back to the tardis#gives her the cure and then promptly regenerates#and now peri's nice friendly doctor is uhh tv 6#bad times: quarters
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Visenya and Ronnel Arryn is something so precious to me, but it often gets me thinking what she was thinking when she found Ronnel alone in the courtyard. Did she see just a little boy amazed by a stranger and her dragon? Did she see Aegon at that age? Did she imagine a son of hers in the future? Was it strategy or just maternal or big sister instincts kicking in? Because Visenya could have taken the Eyrie as a show of strength and reminded the world of fire and blood. Perhaps that was the plan. But she changed her mind. She chose kindness.
#Visenya never gets to be a woman#She never gets to be thought of how rhaenys is beautiful and gentle and kind#She's the warrior the scary one#But she was the one who won by peace by compassion#asoiaf#a song of ice and fire#house of the dragon#asoiaf meta#visenya targaryen#queen visenya#visenya the conqueror#Pre asoiaf#The Conquest#aegons conquest
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reblogs are off but i wanted this post on my blog
#like i get that next to the nrothern water tribe the fire nation looks a lot more progressive#but i get so miffed when people write the fire nation as being completely devoid of sexism#buddy just count the women in the war room#it might not be explicitly talked about but that doesn't mean they're free of misogyny#atla#azula#mai#ty lee#ALSO i know he's everyone's pathetic little meow meow but zuko makes some sexist remarks throughout the show#he learned that from somewhere#and you know how long it takes to see a confirmed fire nation woman (with linesl in the show#azula. she is the first fire nation woman we see. at the end of s1.#you could argue that the soldiers are women but the reality is the show didnt make a point to show the fire nation military as mixed gender#the only speaking guards you hear have male voices#like yall a lot of us have experience living in a society that's pretty progressive but still has glaring misogyny#why are we so scared of writing that into the show#why are we so mystified by the idea of society where women are technically allowed wherever but many fields are dominated by men regardless#buddy we live in that
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I love Jay ferin I wish women were real
#jrwi#just roll with it#aaaaaaa#jrwi riptide#jrwi show#jrwi fanart#jrwi jay#jay ferin#I haven’t posted on here in a while#looks around#she’s so cool guys#also that gun took me so long to figure out#gap tooth Jay ferin propaganda#also she’s smoking she deserves a cigarette#ALSO SHE GETS FIRE HAIR IDC ITS NOT CANON YET#also the decal on her leg is the riptide pirates Jolly Roger#FUCK I FORGOT HER WING TATTO#IMAGINE ITS THERE OKAY#Also get my woman some pockets#she’s a pirate captain heavily wanted by the navy#wdym her pants don’t have pockets#okay I’m done#bye now
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Speculations on Jon and Arya : "The woman is important too"
It’s no secret that Jon Snow has always wanted to be a Stark, and has a strong connection to this house and to the North, with his looks, his direwolf and warging ability, among other things.
“Lord Eddard Stark is my father,” Jon admitted stiffly. Lannister studied his face. “Yes,“ he said. “I can see it. You have more of the north in you than your brothers.“ “Half brothers,“ Jon corrected. He was pleased by the dwarf's comment, but he tried not to let it show. [Jon - AGOT]
Now when Jon is going to learn the truth about his parentage, it’s going to be a mess in his head and he will obviously need time to process. It will cause multiple problems but I just want to focus on one in particular : his identity as a Stark.
The male lineage tends to be more important, so wherever R+L marriage was valid or not, even if Jon remains a bastard, he won’t be Ned Stark’s bastard but Rhaegar’s. He may then not feel entitled - or less - to be King in the North (if he is as in the show), or just feel like he doesn't really belong in the North/Winterfell due to his Targaryen father.
And that’s when Arya comes into play. To remind him that “the woman is important too”.
"The Lannisters are proud," Jon observed. "You'd think the royal sigil would be sufficient, but no. He makes his mother's House equal in honor to the king's." "The woman is important too!" Arya protested. Jon chuckled. "Perhaps you should do the same thing, little sister. Wed Tully to Stark in your arms." [Arya - AGOT]
So I like to imagine that Arya will be there to remind him that his northern face, which he was proud of when Tyrion mentioned it, isn’t due to his father but his mother. That the sigil he wanted to wear but was never allowed to, is in fact his mother’s.
"Girls get the arms but not the swords. Bastards get the swords but not the arms. I did not make the rules, little sister." [Arya - AGOT]
And because the woman is important, he’s no less of a Stark or a northerner. Perphaps Arya will be there to tell him directly or he'll just remember her words.
PS : I also hc that when Jon will reveal to Arya the truth about his real parents, she’s gonna tell him these exact words : “You’re still my brother”. 🥹 And i'm still mad we didn't see the reactions on the show, but let's not start on that
#asoiaf#twow speculation#jon and arya#jon snow#arya stark#the winds of winter#a song of ice and fire#ados#ados speculation#a dream of spring#we may never get jon and arya reunion if the first place if it happens in ADOS guys i'm sobbing#r+l=j#house stark#the woman is important too#lyanna stark#rhaegar targaryen
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That one scene from YJ of Diana accusing Bruce indoctrination of Robin I love Diana but *deep breath* woman you live on a Amazon warrior island where you have trained your whole. life. since. the. moment. you. could. walk. and I'm pretty sure the Amazonians has their own dark history about children sacrificial ways(?)
The difference is that Bruce wanted something better for Dick and while some may argue that "oh no he didn't Bruce continued to do so anyways cause he's cruel and being selfish" nah reminder; it was all on Dick he could have easily put away his uniform after he got his parents murderer but bc of the name that was given to him he stuck with it to remember his parents and remind himself of the person he is Bruce just wanted what was best for Dick himself and if Dick chooses to continue on with it along with Nightwing
Point is everyone in the DC universe has a skeleton in their closet so idk why people get so bent out of shape with other affairs of the other superheroes and their ways of approaching these types of situations
#yeah yeah but bruce#get go of dick and took away robin#while its true he fired him#idk about taking away robin title#cause that part i feel#like it's fandom base#dc#batman#dick grayson#bruce wayne#wonder woman#diana prince#diana of themyscira#young justice#dcau#batman fandom#dc fandome
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sorry if i'm late! 🔥 Cytherea
Oh now here's something I DO have a controversial opinion about, which is that I do not like her one bit and it's not for the reasons people commonly list! in this series, everyone's committed a few murders and creeped on someone in a necromantic fashion. Those weren't my favorite houses anyway. rip but I didn't have much time to get attached. I have a lot of sympathy for anyone living in pain that long and having to speak to john gaius the whole time--or at least I would, if her personality wasn't specifically calculated to irritate me!!
I even understand her relevance to the plot and themes and theoretically I get the appeal of gideon/ cythere a. But every time she spoke to gideon I found myself vaguely annoyed wishing we could get back to other characters. I simply have a petty hatred that cannot be overcome. omg shut UP about Gideon's biceps. stop batting those eyelashes it looks stupid. "pretend I'm five and explain it to me" GOD could she be trying any harder. couldn't even get a personality of her own had to steal one from poor dulcie and didn't even do it right. cytherea hate club sorry
#one of my pettiest tlt opinions because i can see that logically there is no reason to feel so strongly about this#i see the appeal of an evil cougar! i do! just not that one!#replies#it's quite a southern type of false sweetness isn't it#never got along with this type of woman even when she wasn't trying to get me fired#at my many customer service jobs
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Rest in Peace to Samyia Spain, a 19 year old from Brooklyn who was stabbed to death on Sunday night after turning down a man who asked for her number. Her twin sister was also stabbed in the arm and taken to the hospital but is expected to survive.
I am so so sorry sweet angel, you had your entire life ahead of you and you deserved to live it fully.
#I am fucking furious#radblr#memorial post#they swear women are the emotional ones and then will fucking kill a woman if she says no#fuck the piece of shit who did this I hope he gets set on fire
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