#GEORGE WARLEGGAN

[one-time-i-dreamt]

George Warleggan was courting me for unknown reasons. It was cute, actually. My mother and sisters tried to persuade him into ask me to marry him with a chunk of butter.

I was annoyed with them, so I threw their chocolate croissants down a sewer.

[incorrectpoldarkquotes]

"Ross Poldark is a muppet and I hope he dies of the incurable condition of being a little bitch."

- George

[flipperbrain-awakes]

Hey George, you hungry? How about a knuckle sandwich?

[wildwren]

ranking george warleggan's blood feuds

1. george vs. aunt agatha - absolutely iconic, nothing will ever top this, frankly this IS the high point of all 5 seasons of poldark. george said "i refuse to be out-cunted in my own house" and agatha was like "this is LITERALLY my house" and then they fought to the death. "that old woman will have no party" is THEE george warleggan quote of all time

2. george vs. ross - this is high on the list for george vs. ross because we all know how much of a ross hater i am, but actually im a george x ross truther, like they DO have chemistry, gay sex would nOT help, it DEFInITELY would make things worse, but i think they should try it anyway!!!! also remember that time george wept when ross' daughter died and told ross that some of the light had gone out of the world with her, and ross responded by telling george he would step over george's uncle if he saw him drowning in a puddle? because i think about that a lot. i might be paraphrasing

3. george vs. drake - i find george vs. drake tiresome sometimes because drake is simply *too* hapless, but at the same time, it's very funny that over the years, george has accused drake of: theft over forty shillings, intent to riot, grain stealing, trespassing, child grooming, bride-stealing, home invasion, and murder; has gotten drake kicked out of church, arrested, beaten and left in a ditch, imprisoned, nearly hanged; burned down his blacksmith shop not once but twice; had a pack of dogs sent after morwenna because she agreed to marry him, and probably other things i'm forgetting. meanwhile, in every sense of the idea, drake is just kicking a stone down the road.

4. george vs. geoffrey charles - i wish george vs. geoffrey charles was more fun but it's just sort of basic like oh no, george, do you hate your stepson who your beloved wife had with another man who you also hated??? how original that's incredibly creative of you!!! george almost marrying cecily was sort of an unhinged touch but by that point i did not really care. i'm a geoffrey charles hater though so maybe it's a personal problem :/

[durtystars]

when i tell you i am so dead serious about this ship like i mean it with all my soul.

the face cards. the tension. the wall scorching chemistry. oh we forever thank you jack and eleanor 🙏🙏🙏 and that's not even getting into how their ACTUAL characters parallel each other so deeply it's almost scary.

and yes call me unhinged but i DID watch love wedding repeat just for el and jack and had a happy time, what are YOU going to do about that

modern georgella you are loved and cherished by me forever that i swear

[stelly38]

Only one of these men consistently has full command of the damn thing.

[periodperfection]

[warlenys]

poldark, 1x05.

[hollow-ghost-fire]

Here's a portrait of George Warleggan if the Poldark fandom still exists

[caeloren]

bonus:

[madamephantom]

watching poldark and it cannot be stated enough the depth of my hatred for francis

[urimaginarygirlfriend]

elizabeth is so sexy i need her so bad

[incorrectpoldarkquotes]

George: *isolates himself* Perfect! But why do I feel sad.

George: *socialises* Perfect! Now how do I get out of here.

[flipperbrain-awakes]

Skirmish at Trenwith: Put up your dukes and let's get down to it.

[elyangelofdeath]

[durtystars]

george believing that he is unloved because of the shame he burdened himself with of his father and demelza never knowing of love by being abused by her father......georgella you are loved by me