#GAY ASS VAMPIRE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[loving-family-poll]

2nd Ultimate Incest Tournament - Round 2

Propaganda under the cut

Violet/Jinx:

These sisters are fucking crazy. Little one has literal heart eyes over her cool butch big sister at one point. Butch big sister toxic dates a doppleganger of crazy little sister. Crazy little sister makes it her life's mission to kill said doppleganger. They have a fight there theyre sitting one one another grinding. crazy!!!

If you take one look on the season 2 poster you will get it (though I have not seen it yet so going mostly by season 1). Little sister psychosexually obsessed with older sister. Big sister chronically incapable of not protecting younger sister. Both dependend on the other for their own sense of identity. Jinx takes one look at the sister's love interest and not only goes crazy with jealousy but also tries to make Vi choose between them. They both say the other are the reason they haven't killed themselves in the time things were really bad and they were apart.

Sisters to enemies to lovers, babey

Jinx’s eyes are canonically the shade violet red

Vi’s eyes are canonically the shade powder blue

Vi’s girlfriend has blue eyes (like powder/jinx AND her mother) and blue hair (like powder/jinx AND her mother)

powder/jinx WANTED vi to be the one to kill her. That whole scene where Vi has Jinx pinned and she’s CHOKING HER (gay) and she’s giving these sad wet puppy eyes and tells her that “I’m glad it’s you, it has to be you.”

I don’t know how to send links but that scene from cait’s pov where jinx is blowing in Vi’s ear. LIKE COME ON

Jinx died (fake or not, Vi thinks she’s dead) and a big factor for her dying was that she wanted Vi to be happy and stripped Vi of having to make the choice between her (Jinx) and her gf who looks like her. Like ok queen

"It had to be you."

Klaus/Elijah:

Immortal vampire brothers who have spent a thousand years hurting and loving one another. An elder brother who carries the guilt of not protecting his little brother from the horrors of their childhood and a bastard-child younger brother who considers himself both outcast and judge, jury, and executioner to his siblings’ wrongdoings. Their immortal vow to stand as one, always and forever, has led to a millennium of talking past one another, taking away each other’s loved ones, and, of course plotting the downfall of their enemies together. When faced with death, neither can bear to go alone, and vow instead to die in each other’s arms. Which they do.

They have lived every life possible and yet they can’t escape each other. They have canonically been in love with the same woman at least twice. Elijah falls in love with the woman who Klaus HAD A BABY WITH. Normal brother behavior!!! Klaus begged Elijah to run away with him when they were kids and Elijah is still haunted 1000 years later by the fact that he refused. Elijah once came up with a whole-ass plot to murder Klaus but at the last second couldn’t bring himself to do it and betrayed everybody he allied with to save Klaus instead. They just can’t quit each other!!! And when Klaus is suffering some magical bullshit and has to die, Elijah’s like “yeah I’ll die with you, my life is meaningless without you.” Brothers of all time!

Part of Klaus hates Elijah because he will never be him and his siblings will never love him and respect him the same way (I'm saying siblings, but I really mean Rebekah) but he would also die for him in a heartbeat. He would never admit it but he's living for the attention that Elijah gives him, no matter what kind. He would probably be happy in a polycule with him and his sister if he wasn't chronically paranoid that they actually hate him and want to get rid of him. By which point he punishes them by putting them in a magic coma for a few centuries and bringing their bodies with him everywhere he goes.

https://www.tumblr.com/icebluecyanide/170419680277/dont-speak-to-me-of-elijah-he-loves-you-yes-he

“I need you, brother. The monster in me can only be checked by the monster in you.”

[stabbyfoxandrew]

I'm not forgetting today! Happy WipW Aerie!!

I mean, you know what I'm gonna ask for. Angel Neil? Or Vampdrew? Pretty Please?

Have a great week <3

WIP Wednesday (9/11) | Vampire Andrew AU (Part 176)

When Kevin holds out his hand, Andrew's eyes are instantly drawn to the shallow cuts Neil managed to claw into his wrist. Each of them is beaded with quickly drying blood and it's glistening red, like strawberry syrup. He finally drags his gaze back up to Kevin's face. "What did I just say about tempting me?"

"This wasn't on purpose. It's just there," Kevin says, his hand still dangling in front of Andrew's face. "Either you take it or I'm going to wash it down the sink. I know how you feel about wasting."

Andrew's ears twitch as he checks for movement in the rooms around them. It doesn't seem like anyone is on their way into the hallway. Good. Andrew gently takes Kevin's hand and pulls it closer. His fangs drop when the smell hits his nose and he sighs around them. He's actually thirsty now, what with all the excitement. Or ignorance. Whichever way you slice it, Kevin and Neil's little fracas has wet his appetite. But he won't be using his fangs now.

"Close your eyes," Andrew says, to Kevin's immense disappointment. He says it mainly because of the way Kevin is staring down at him with lidded eyes. They're already half-closed so what should it matter? Besides, Andrew doesn't need an audience.

"Do I have to?"

"I'm not giving you visuals of me licking your hand, Kevin. Especially after you've pissed me off," Andrew snaps. When Kevin flinches, Andrew squeezes his hand. "Close your eyes, Kevin."

Kevin lets out a pitiful sound but complies, letting his eyes fall closed. His eyelashes flutter like he wants to open them again. But he won't. At least, he's trying hard not to. Before Andrew can instruct him to, Kevin raises his other hand to place it over them.

"Good," Andrew says. Then he licks along one of the scratches on Kevin's arm. They extend from the middle of his forearm up to the back of his hand. Neil's a fighter, Andrew realizes. Even unable to breathe, he was able to deal this much damage. It's good to know, but Andrew isn't sure why because his brain is reduced to jelly when Kevin's blood is in his mouth. 

He savors each and every drop, lapping languidly at Kevin's perfect blood until at last it's all gone and the scratches are all healed up. The advantages of magical vampire saliva are truly endless. Before Andrew lets him go, he brushes his lips against the back of Kevin's hand in a barely there kiss. A cheap replication of the kiss Kevin gave him earlier. 

He can manage nothing more without giving away his pathetic emotions. He passes his tongue over the back of Kevin’s hand, licking away the kiss and trying to pass it off as a cleaning gesture instead of a caring one. Finally, he takes Kevin's hand away from his mouth and carefully lets it fall to his side. Kevin drops his other hand and his eyes pop open a second later.

"Done?"

[sunoovamp]

..𝕷𝖚𝖘𝖙 𝖆𝖙 𝖋𝖎𝖗𝖘𝖙 𝖇𝖎𝖙𝖊

[worms-for-brains]

Well I’ve been going crazy this morning.

[sunflowersinheaven]

another wip, that i wont be able to finish for a while

[hermit-frog]

interesting 🤔🤨

[selkiemaidenfae]

spike and buffy would go to gay bars with willow and tara to attend drag shows and buffy at first would be like “oh he’s been around since victorian times i bet he’ll be a little uncomfortable” and meanwhile spike is the loudest motherfucker there just screaming his head off at the drag queen going shitball crazy in the middle of the dance floor throwing all his ones and planning his own routine in his head

he performs it for buffy in their bedroom and she goes so fucking banana balls sucking his dick after that he’s like yeah an audience would probably like this too

his drag queen persona is slightly styled after buffy with a dumb name like the heterosexuality slayer and she thinks it’s fuckin great

[sad-emo-dip-dye]

Fake ass idgafer I saw you reach your hand out towards him in a yearning manner even though you were literally a mind controlled vampire

[oddlyaylin]

giving this expression to a man that sleeps in a coffin and is a vampire I know what you are Daniel Molloy…

[smalldicksantiago]

for all the non book readers, if it makes you feel any better, there is an afterlife even for vampires. despite them being what they are, they still have souls. so i just like to imagine that claudia and madeline are married and living in peace in the afterlife.

[vampovers]

[crowleysfall]

armand after bringing lestat his daily bucket of rats to the basement: oh by the way louis told me he loved me today anyway got to go ☺️🥰🥰

[sunoovamp]

[acesstark]

Daniel, Armand, and Dreamstat prancing around trying to outcunt each other while Louis is constantly experiencing the Horrors is basically the premise of the season and I love that for them

[hoomanbeaning]

[ltsmoving]

a little bloody doodle :) intended to be hard vore but i left it vague because vampirism is also hot!!