#GAAAAHHHH

[corvidcrafts273]

sfth guys make me sick, why are they rotating in my head

[b-skarsgard]

Bill Skarsgård attends the 'Nosferatu' Los Angeles Premiere.

via @favspopculture on Twitter/X

[touchstoneaf]

You know the brainrot's really set in when you ask the fandom to "Send Help!"... & the fandom says, "Sorry; we can't even help ourselves!".

THEY ARE SO STUPID AND SO PRETTY AND ***SO IN LOVE*** I CAN*NOT* WTF!!!!

*runs around enclosure, screeching wordlessly*

[grossdyke]

regulily mommy kink send tweet

[bunny-extract]

bestie I had things to do today. now I'm just thinking of feeding those big mfs with the full intention of bulking them up. with my cooking/baking skills it would not take long. (Source: friends with strongman types and do this for them willingly)

GOD them coming to you after their workout still dripping in sweat and telling you how good the place smells. Sitting together at the table and demolishing the whole spread you put out, moaning around their forks and lavishing you with praise. Watching them sink back into their seats with clean plates and hands resting over distended stomachs, wide smiles on their sleepy faces.

It's flattering how much they love your cooking. The praise, the adoration, the way they get a little sheepish asking if there's enough for second. The answer is always yes, you take good care to make enough to feed your personal army, but desert comes before seconds. It's tradition, and the cheesecake you'd made is sitting pretty in the fridge just for them.

Second tradition is that they help you clean, which is all the motivation you need to keep up this labor of love (as if the love wasn't enough). And it's not that your kitchen is the size of a broom closet or anything, but with all of them crammed in that space you're better off sitting back and admiring them work. Washing the dishes, wiping the counters, sweeping the floor. They brush and bump against each other the whole time, the ensuing and inevitable shoving match usually leading them to your couch, where they once again make the place look like a doll house.

They spread out on it like oversized dogs, leaving just enough room for you to squeeze in between. Everyone shuffles around until you're perfectly surrounded, keeping at least one hand on you at all times. Rubbing your feet, massaging your hand, stroking over your back until the combination of the heat, your full stomach and the soothing touches puts you to sleep. The hum of their quiet talking mistaken for the TV nobody bothered to turn on.

[queenbread]

I just realized what my magnet board is missing

I need chibi style scp staff as stickers/magnets 😭

Just line them all up underneath this magnet along with my chibi twelve magnets

But alas, I don't know if artists and authors would be ok with that, so we have this empty spot in my magnet collection

:(

[starlos-soulmate]

SEVEN MORE DAYS

SEVEN MORE FREAKING DAYS TILL MY BIRTHDAY

[linsdrblog]

messy lightning practice

[spyderschaos]

I just made this couple and I love them together already

Ref

[viaphni]

Revamping my old character Asridon has been so funny

Old design!!! Unserious aggressive pouty Child who just throws temper tantrums and likes to pick fights

now the New Asridon. ....... ........

A young adult who is filled with ambition and pride to the point of blindness and self destruction who brims with hope to help his people thrive yet is not afraid of the kill nor the violence needed to escape their situation he will defy his Creator he will defy his Queen he will forget his Family so long as he can gather more power and strength to get what he wants?

yeah thats more like it

He was still a pouty child though

[yume-fanfare]

i do want to draw the babies but i really need to be productive 💥💥💥

[httpiastri]

bestie why did you disappear when mclaren posted landoscar tub video 😭 is there some kind of correlation here…

😶😶 yeah i just… i can’t really function right now….. mclaren you’ll pay for this

[4ugust4r]

Customers with complicated orders are one thing but at least they know what they want. Had a lady who asked me for a frappe and when I asked her which of our three flavors she wanted she just said "I don't know" and then nothing else. GIRL YOU ARE PLACING THE ORDER. PICK ONE.

[sandymybeloved]

got april foolsed by a fucking, daily doctor who guessing game of all things (https://whodle.dixonary.co.uk/ <- its really fun im obsessed)

[iwantmygun]

Those collarbones look like they belong in my mouth

[mothmore]

only nine days until i see dndads live I CANT DO IT IM SO EXCITED