#G&D

[taryo88]

The trials and tribulations of one Mr. Peregrine Dart often show up in the form of one Mr. Jemis Greenwing

[dungeonmalcontent]

Okay folks.

Happy spooky month.

Happy open your ribcage and devour a victim month.

Happy best time of the year.

Happy Grimdark.

Grimdark & Dangerous 50% off for the entire month of October. Just use this link.

Grimdark & Dangerous 50% off for the entire month of October. Just use this link.

Grimdark & Dangerous 50% off for the entire month of October. Just use this link.

Don't know what Grimdark & Dangerous is? You must be new here. It's my magnum opus of 5e homebrew. Normally it costs $19.99. This month, if you use this link, it costs $9.99. I'll give you a second to wipe up that water you just spit out of your mouth using your excellent comedic timing skills you glorious potential Grimdark player.

Reader for the kicker?

This month, Grimdark & Dangerous gets it's first milestone expansion. Currently we are poised at 49 copies sold (as of writing). The next person that buys a copy triggers a file update. After 50 copies sold, all past and future buyers of G&D get an extra G&D expansion book for free as part of buying G&D. Grimdark & Dangerous: The Living Grimoire Expansion is a whole thing in and of itself, and if I were going to put a price on it, that price would be $8.99. On its own. Buy G&D, get the second book free. In fact, the only way to get The Living Grimoire is as a free expansion. This is content I've never shared before or published elsewhere. And if you wait, after this month, the price goes back up to $19.99.

Is this clicking for you yet? In the spirit of the month of October, I am slashing the price of a massive homebrew book in half so you can play as a horrible dark fantasy monster in your Halloween game. Not planning on doing a Halloween oneshot or mini campaign? Do one anyway, the amount of content in this book could write multiple distinct campaign outlines just from mixing and matching descriptive text.

You do not know how much self control is has taken me not to start this post with a Destiel meme, this is that big of a deal.

→ If it wasn't clear already, this is one of the very few posts of mine that you need to reblog.

[lotus-mirage]

Just read Saint of the Bookstore and lmao. That’s two for two occasions where both Victoria Goddard’s protagonists and I failed to realize something important about their close friend for a truly silly amount of time. Ohhh my god.

[eltristanexplicitcontent]

Another bad rip of the old Gorre & Daphetid documentary, but nonetheless at least it's light hearted

[kittygirlari]

“i’m 30 years older than you” mhm please teach pathetic inexperienced little me how to be the best girl for you

[apostatefeverdream]

going absolutely fucking insane over solas dragonage. he used to be a spirit. he was meant to be bisexual. he hates tea but still drinks it. he murdered the two people he loved most in the world. he pissed magic once (maybe). he pondered an orb. he played strip poker with blackwall. he sundered the fade from the waking world. he created the blight. he sent bitchy letters to elgar'nan. he's great at chess but then lost to a random named after a chess piece. he co-parented a spirit. he murdered the other co-parent. he speaks in iambic pentameter. he imagines the sight of you being dominated would be fascinating. he ghosted his ex for a year and then yanked their arm off. he loves frilly cakes. his greatest fear is dying alone. he's bald.

[iliothermia]

[pichirobi]

morning camp rituals

[taryo88]

"Sir Hamish had captured love in their expression, and a fierce pride; but I thought, for the first time, how very young they had been." - Stargazy Pie

[fluffylilbro]

Daddy teaching big bro how to rape me while I’m intoxicated and easy to move around >>>

“It’ll be a lot harder than this when he’s sober, he’ll be fightin’ ya a lot more.” Daddy says while holding my legs open, showing off the damp spot on my boxers to my big bro.

Big bro watching as daddy fucks his big cock into my cunt. Claiming that I don’t want this while my cunt squeezes and clenches around my daddy’s cock.

Nd when it’s my big bro’s turn he disregards everything and jus holds me down by my wrists while rapidly thrusting into me, forgetting about my pleasure and everything that daddy showed him jus so he can cum inside me.

Looks like daddy’ll jus have to teach him again nd again till he gets it right :(

[that-stone-butch]

transphobic family members are one thing but it's so hard to deal with family that are convinced they're supportive but are bumbling, misinformed, or forgetful and will still misgender/deadname you nearly as frequently, but when you call them out or ask them to try harder all of a sudden you're the bad guy. i have heard some of the most fucked up shit from 'liberal' parents using the 'correct' terminology about trans people, where what they're actually saying is deeply fucked up. like my step mom excitedly telling me she saw 'an afab man' at the market and explaining how she could tell.

'i don't want to be in a room where i will be misgendered/deadnamed/deal with transphobia' applies even if it happens 'on accident' every single time you see someone. and it's a healthy boundary to set. but good g-d some people would rather kick and scream and cry than acknowledge that they're hurting you, even unintentionally.

[shalom-iamcominghome]

I think the difference between myself and other religious people is that I don't see saying "oh my g-d" as being disgraceful to His name. I see saying "oh my g-d" like you're trying to get g-d's attention so you can do this:

[kittygirlari]

i need to desperately sit in a man’s lap and suck on his fingers

[softfawnbaby]

i'm a big fan of "be a good girl and do this for me" or something like that

[nellandvoid]

felicia telling irving the only time she ever saw burt scared was when he spent two hours fixing his hair before going to see him,,,,,, irving drawing burt over and over between the times he could see him,,,,,, felicia hugging irving the second she saw him, having lunch with him and telling him stories,,,,,,, irving's getting the "widow that's still loved by the family" treatment by o&d as he rightfully deserved