#FusRoDah

[edariia]

[hecho-a-mano]

I'm sorry for fusrodah'ing your girlfriend I didn't mean to 😔

[fuzzyfuller]

Happy bday Skyrim

[creepyscritches]

Hanging out with my mom and bio grandma like it's going to be hell on earth for my partner's brother when I get back into town all re-appalachianed and drawlin

[morpheus-somnium]

isekai! dragonborn who keeps making pop cultural references that no one else understands.

LDB: Everybody lies.

Serana: That's quite a pessimist view, don't you think?

LDB: Oh, don't worry, I learnt it from a doctor!

Serana: Oh, really? From who?

LDB: From.. From Dr. House

LDB: What if instead of Dragonborn I was called Freakyborn and instead of shouting Fusrodah I would shout Fusrogyatt?

Followers:

LDB:

LDB: It was suppossed to be funny..

LDB, getting arrested again: I've been a nasty girl 😜

Kaidan: I can't believe it

Gore: It's like you're doing it on purpose

Kaidan, after LDB does something immature: How old are you?

LDB: Seventeen...

Lucien: What?! How could you possibly be seventeen?

Kaidan: That's absurd!

LDB: For a while...

Followers: ???

LDB: Auri, I see you! *does that gesture from Avatar 2*

Auri: Well, thank you, I see you too!

Inigo: This was quite the adventure, my friend!

LDB: Would you go that far to say that.. it was a bizarre one?

Inigo: Well, yes! It was a bizarre adventure, indeed!

LDB: 🎷🎷🎷

Inigo: How- How are you doing that with your mouth?-

LDB, during that Blood on Ice (Winterhold killer quest): Elementary, my dear Watson!

Lucien: My name is Lucien..?

LDB, after meeting with their favourite Skyrim Sexyman: They can punch me, kick me, pull my hair. I am A-OK being stabbed. Biting and scratching are on the table. They can use fire!

Marcurio: This is starting to get concerning

LDB: Riddle me this, Buttman

Inigo: Hehe, they called you Buttman

LDB: Would you rather consider yourself an Alpha or a Sigma?

Vilkas: After this question, f*cking dead.

LDB: You wouldn't last an hour in the asylum where they raised me

Cicero: Oooh ~ Which one?

Gore, reading up a bounty to the others: It's been a fortnight since-

LDB: *wheezes*

LDB, introducing themselves to a new follower: I'm the Doctor.

New Follower: Doctor who?

LDB: Exactly!

Auri: You told me your name was [insert name] :(

Werewolf!LDB: Serana, where the hell have you been, Loca?

Serana: In a coffin, sealed away for thousand of years

Werewolf!LDB: Damn, that's tough

LDB: Skibidi toilet

Teldryn: I swear to the gods-

[e-adlirez]

So as we know the girls have a superhero AU now, and uh I forgor to mention this when I learned of this, but uh we have the girls' official powersets now thanks to the Thea Sisters' official blog

(These screenshots are from a Discord server because I can't use my VPN to access the blog in school--)

(And here's a piece that better showcases their powers, ye Italians this is a screenshot from a party invite)

Anyway so uh now we've got a rough idea of their powersets as well as one of the girls' moves (Colette's "SuperTornado"), y'know what that means :]]]

HEADCANONS GO BRRRRRRRR

This time around it's gonna be a little different since uh I don't have enough info on their powers (screw you Scholastic), which means it's really an AU of an AU, enjoy :D

(Context for the girls' powers, their powers are in their supersuits)

Colette: Kinda the most simplistic, in the sense that Colette doesn't need that much practice with it. Doesn't help that uh her usage of it is either lifting small things up, using it to fly, or spamming SuperTornado like an errant Dragonborn left with Unrelenting Force five seconds too unsupervised. She's very graceful and dramatic with it tho, which makes her the cover girl of the squad. Not a lot to say here besides that, if she'd just learned that her power is moving objects around instead of Unrelenting Force spam, maybe she can do more with them. For now, she fly and she FUSRODAH

Nicky: Her florokinesis is limited to plants that exist in the area she's in-- she can accelerate their growth to crazy proportions (think weeds but like human-sized), but if the plant's not there, then she's got nothing to work with. Much to her later chagrin, her power is the most situational. If she were stuck in a fully concrete city, a desert or the tundra, she's basically screwed. The Sinister Seven (the Sinister Six to the SuperSisters' Spider-Man) have learned to reinforce their fortresses with carbon fiber, steel and other things plants can't get through. If she's not keeping watch outside and restraining enemy guards with plants, she's OHKO melee-ing her opponents like crazy.

Pam: She can make fire with her powers and hypothetically make as much as she wants, with the only caveat of draining her suit's energy very quickly if she has to keep it burning too long. Her power is the most underutilized because of its dangerous nature and the girls' intense no-injuries/casualties challenge during their missions. Poor woman gets stuck in the getaway driver's seat most of the time, and the time she isn't, she is paired with Violet just in case something goes awry. She figured out that any sort of outside friction when conjuring her fire actually saves a bit of her suit's energy, so sometimes she rubs her hands together/snaps her fingers when summoning fire.

Violet: Has the most utilitarian power of the girls. She's figured out a technique that makes it look like she's materializing water out of thin air, but it's actually a long game of grabbing a droplet of water and shaking it around in mid-air to catch more water molecules. Yeah, raiding the enemy base's sprinkler system is far preferable for her. Her magic overall is very waterbending vibes, but she has yet to figure out that moving her body with the direction she wants to move the water is significantly easier than standing in one place with both hands forward and letting her brain do all the work. She also does the ice surfing thing Shoto Todoroki does, how she doesn't slip and crumple on the ice while wearing heels in her costume is a mystery even to her. As of now she's at a bottleneck with her powers (because of the no-movements thing), and it's driving her crazy.

Paulina: Has the gimmickiest powers of the group, and has spent the most time training with them. See uh magnets right, y'know how they have north and south, and uh lightning is just a manifestation of negatively-charged electrons moving down to the positively-charged ground? Paulina has the ability to saturate any object with positive or negative charges, which allows her to strike that thing with electricity/lightning; but that's just the big smooth brain surface-level aspect of her power. Blahblahblah science stuff, woman can make electromagnets out of anything, which means that she's got all sorts of silly things she can do. Need to open a metal door that has two sides close into each other? Make like poles out of the two halves so they push themselves apart. Need to block the same door off? Make opposite poles out of door halves so they stick together with the strength of neodymium magnets. She can also do this on non-metal things like uhh herself, but it takes a lot of concentration and energy to do that for prolonged periods of time. Her suit's visor allows her to keep track of the electric/magnetic fields that she's creating, as well as ones that already exist. Hypothetically yes this means you can give her sensory overload by putting too many magnets in one room/place. The most broken thing she's made so far is an electromagnetic railgun.

Okay that's it for now bye

[hircinesring]

powerful urges i have had when gore has said something to not do/commented on something:

take the amulet fusrodah him hit him with the wabbajack

[eggtrolls]

I revealed to my gamer officemate that I thought Halo and Skyrim were in the same franchise and he’s gone full hyena mode. ‘I wanna see Master Chief Fusrodah.’ pain and suffering on planet earth.

[edariia]

[bakuraryxu]

my housemate just hit me with the fusrodah

[wingsfromwhere]

Wheres that post of the one tiktok lady screaming into the camera and a reblog ig a skyrim fusrodah npc

[fiadh-doodles]

I got told I'm not a real person when I commented this under that fusrodah vr streamer's tiktok by her(the streamer). Like sorry my moral backbone doesn't crumple into dust the second a bad game made by bad people comes out lol

It’s so ridiculous to me that so many people are like ‘yeah I bought blood libel simulator and put $70 in the pocket of a violent transphobe but I also donated to trans charities!!!’ Ok. U could’ve done that w/out buying the game. It’s clear that you care more about playing a buggy mediocre game than the marginalized folks you use to give yourself ally points

[hipposfashion]

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[bampo]

Ballin’, ballin’ jarl ballin’, ballin’

[hircinesring]

avenicci: i dont see any signs of them being 'dragonborn'

einar: DEATH GRIP as he resists fusrodah-ing him out the window